《yulequanhunbuxiaqu,wojiuyaojichengjiayele》shiyiburangrenxianruchensidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,youzuojiazuoyeshifenchuangzuo。gushizhujiaoqinyuqinfengdemingyunyuaiqing、youqinghejiatingjiujiezaiyiqi,zhanxianlefuzaderenxingheshijieguan。xiaoshuoyiqishenkedesikaohejingxingoujiandeqingjiexiyinleguangdaduzhe。“haode,dongshizhang。”mishuzhinengzhaozuo,meibanfa,lizhidelaobanzaiduidaijialirenzheijianshishangxianglaimangmu。……。
“kaihuiba,jintianshiwomendongzhengyulekaiyeyilaidiyigelihui。”bangongshili,qinyuyoumoyouyangdezhuchizhehuiyi:“geweidoushigongsidechuangshiren。dengyihougongsiyoufazhan,wohuijigeweigufen,ranggeweiduigongsigengyouguishugan!”
chuleliyanxin,qitajiweidougaoshengfuhe,dajiaolaobanyingming。neixindexiangfadoushi“zheigelaobanhaimeikaishiganhuojiukaishihuadabing,erqiehaineimenianqing,ganjuemeijianguoshimian,daodikaobukaopu?”
yeshi,bijingtamenbuzhidaoqinyushishenmeshenfen。zhizhidaotabeihouxiangdangyouqian。
qinyukandaozhongrendefanying,xinlineigejidong,jixushuodao:“jintianwomenkaihuiyouliangjianshi,diyijianshishigongsidelogowenti。womengongsijiaodongzhengyule,suiranshixinkaiyegangqibudegongsi,dangaiyoudebaozhuanghexuanchuanhaishiyaoyou,bijingwomenyihoudemianxiangguoji。”
“zheihuadaoshiduide。neininyoushenmexiangfani?”liyanxinyougebuzenmehaodeyugan,zheigeshaoyezongshizaiyixiezhongyaodeshiqingshangyouzijidutedexiangfa。buzhidaozheiciyouxianggaogeshenmemingtang。
qinyukeleke:“wodasuancankaomoushipin,nazijilaobandetouxiangzuologo,zheiyangyihouwulunshishei,zhiyaotingdaodongzhengyule,jiuzhidaoshiwodegongsi。”
“fandui。”chuhuqinyuyiwaiyoubushidajiayiwaidejieguo,qiyusigerenquanbufandui。nanbuchengyihougongsidianyingdemeigekaitoudoudekandaolaobandelianme?zheiyalideduoda。zaishuoyoubushihaokandaonaliqu。
“weishenme?nandaonimenbuzhidaowozheizhanglianyouduozhiqianma?”
“laoban,ninxiangxia,nanintouxiangdanglogo,yihouwanyifashengshenmeshi,suoyouyulepindaodoudeheibaihua。neibushiquanguorenmindouxiangzaikannindetouxiangma?zaiwanyiyaoheibaigeqitian,neininneibangxiongdibudetiqianbangninbatouqiyejibanle?”linyanxinhongzheqinyu,rangtadaxiaozheigeniantou。bijingzheigexiangfawanyishixianle,jiuzhentebiediuren。
qinyuxiangleyixia,queshiyouyidingdedaoli。erqietaneibangsunyoubuzhidaohuiduitadetouxiangzuochushenmeshichulai。yushiyejiuzhinengzuoba。“neilogodeshizaizhaorenshejiba。”
zhongrenzhanghuyikouqi,dajiaolaobanyingming。
“dierjianshi,jiushigongsidediyibudianying,womendekaishichoubeidiyibuxile,zheishiwomenmaixiangguojidediyibu。”qinyuzhanqilaibeizheshou,neizhenshibuyayuzaixiangquanshijiexuangao“zhongguorenminyongyuanzhanqilaile”yiyang。
“qinzong!”zhangtoufadealifulefuyanjingwen:“ninxianzaiguihuadaoshenmedibu?dasuanpaishenmeleixingde?zijinyusuanshiduoshao。”
qinyukeleke:“muqianzijinmeiyou,yanyuanweiding,jubenzanwu。”
“neijiushishuoshenmedoumeiyou,yaocongtoukaishikaolvge。”bianjuapengwen。
“shide,buguozheixiedoukeyijiejue。xianzaizanmentaolunyixiapaishenmedianying。woyougexiangfa,wodasuanpaiyibudicengshehuirenminjiankudeshenghuo,yidadaogongming。”
liyanxinjugaozheshou:“wofandui。”
“weishenme?”qinyuwen。
“laoban,nidongrenjianjikuma?nizhidaozuidicengderenweilesancanguodeyouduoleima?bieshuoshiyiwanmian,youshihoulianchigemantoudoudekaolvbantian。ninzhidaozheixieme?meifagantongshenshoupaichulaizhihuibulunbulei。”
qinyuchenmo,tachengrenliyanxinshuodeshiduide。erqiemantou,shigeshenmedongxi?
lejieqinyudeliyanxinzhidao,shaoyechenmo,shuomingshirenketadexiangfa,yushijixushuo:“wojuedexianzaizaimeiyouzijinhejingyandeqingkuangxia,zhinengpaiyixiexiaochengbendewangju,toufangdaoyixieduanshipinpingtai。xianchujuben,ranhouqukanyoumeiyourenyuanyitouguanggaozanzhu,womenkeyizaijulixuanchuan。ruguoxiaoguolixiang,shikeyiyinglide,suoyixuyaoxianchujuben。”
qinyubashenziwanghou,kaozheqiang,qingmiedishuo:“qiannalishiwenti,zhuyaoshijingyan。”
liyanxinpiaoleqinyuyiyan:“e。neizheiyangchengjiujiuguiqinjialewo。”
“ninjixu,jixu。”qinyuzuozhishenzi。
“jubenfangmian,wodinggejidiao。zhujiaoyishiyigenenglichaoqun,jiacaiwanguandenianqingren,danshiweilexinaiderenyinxingmaiming,richangbeirenkanbuqi。danzongshizaiguanjianshikequezongshinengliwankuanglan。”
“yi?”qinyulailejingshen:“zheibujiushiwoma?”
“bu!”liyanxinbujiasisuodishuo:“julidezhujiaoshizhenqiang,erninshizhenfei。”
“@#¥@%”
liyanxinbuguanqinyuzaipangbianfalaosao,kaishijiaodaiqirenwu:“apeng,jubenjiaojini,santianchuchugao,yigexingqineiwomenquedingzhongban。buxuyaotaijingxi,zheizhongjusuishigaidoumeiyouwenti。ali,nifuzeshangwangchaxiabierenzenmepaide,zhaosansiburedujiaogaode,yanjiuxiatamendepaisheshoufa,biruyoumeiyoucabianzhilei,chiduyouduoda。dayao,niqunimenxuexiaokanxiayoumeiyoushihezheizhongxideqieyuanyijiedexuesheng,feiyongbugao,dingdagaishiji,yijiyigegushi,dagaiershifenzhongyiji,zongfeiyongzuihaobugaoyushiwuwan。nannvzhuyangeliangge。haiyouwenyoumeiyouyuanyidangqunyanchujingde,yitiansanbaikuai。yigexingqihoulaihuizong。”
ziliyanxinxuechengguilai,haishidiyicitaqingxidesiluheleilifengxingdezuoshifengge。qinyuandiliduiliyanxinguamuxiangkan。nanguaidajieyaotaqujizijidemeizhuangshangshigongsidangxingzhengfuzongcai。kanlaiyijingbushineigezhihuidushedexiaomeimeile。
“wohuiqulejiexiayingshichengdepaishechangdihefeiyong,haiyoulejieyixiapaisheguochenghehouqidefeiyong。”liyanxinshuo。
“neiwoni?”qinyuwen:“suiranshuowoshilaoban,danwoyexiangyoudiancanyugan。wokebuxiangjiuzheimexiushoupangguanhezhishouhuajiao。”
“bushini,laoban,yougezuizhongyao,yezhinengshininengwanchengdeshihaidejiaojinin。”
“什么事?”
“qiandeshi,womenshibaishouqijia,suoyihaidemafanninqujieliangbaiwan。zheiyangyinggaikeyiyingfudaochupianle。”liyanxinshuo。“ruguojubenchulaihouyourenyuanyizanzhu,zaibazheibiqianhaile。ruguomeiyou,jiuxianqianzhejixudierbu。”
“keshinibushibuyaokaojiazume。”
“shibuyaozhaoshaoye**tamen,keshininbushiyougecongxiaowandaodadesidangme?”liyanxinmizheyan,jiaxiaozheduiqinyushuo。
“ng。zhidaole。neigewangbadanlinchunbin。”
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