娱乐圈金主与金丝雀放响屁的消防栓-著

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精彩章节

diyizhang“niweishenmehuilai？”shaonvweiweiyangzhetou，zaiheiyezhongzhushizheta。“nibuhuanyingwoma？

”bochunweiqi，tameiyouhuidatadewenti。zheihui，tachenmole。nanrensihuxiguanletadechenmo，

buzaiyiditaishoumolemotadenaodai。“baobao，nihaishibuaiwo。”“neiniyouaiwoma？

”tajinjinzhushizhenanren，zaizheizhangmoshengdechuangshang，tangzheshuxideren。“shuiba。”diertianlinxiranxinglai，

shenbianzaoyimeiyoufenghuandeshenying。tahuangulesizhou，chongchizheshubujindeshexiangtou。tazaishexiangtoudezhushixia，

wanchenglexishu。youzaishexiangtoudezhushixia，chiqilezaofan。“kacayi”menbeidakaile。“laolin，

nizheimenbuxinga，dehuana。”linxiranchifandeshouyidun，taitoukanleyixia，shitadejingjiren，sugelan。

“zhidaole。”linxiranshengyinchenchende，tingshangquqingxubutaihao。sugelanpeibantawunianduodejingjiren，

diyishijianjiuchajuedaotaqingxudebianhua。“zenmele，linlin？

”linxiranbugaoxingdeshihousugelanjiuhuihuanyigenichengchenghuta。“zheigetusitainanchile。

”linxirantaiqihaokandexiaolian。sugelanbenshidanyoutadeqingxu，tingdaotadehuida，piepiezui，“zhizuba，

biedeyiren，zaoshangwodouzhirangtamenchishuiguo。”yanxiazhiyijiushi，nilinxiranyoutusichi，

nengtianbaoduzijiuzhizuba。sugelanzhufulejiju，tilinxiranshoushilexiafangjian，likaile。likaishi，

linxiranhaizaikenshineikuaitusimianbao。sugelangezheshujiazi，shenshendikanleyiyanta，anzitanlekouqi。

shijianguodebukuaibuman。zongyiluzhishijianyijingyizhoule，daoyanzuyijingkaishijianjisucai，zhunbeixiazhoubochu。

linxirandejiahaishishexiangtoubianbu。fenghuanshuangtuichangkai，zuozaiketingshang，hounaoshaokaozheqiang，shuangyanbizhe。

linxiranhuidaojiashi，daoyanyijinggenfenghuantanwan。kanjiandaoyan，linxirandelianshangshanguoyizhencuoe，

suijiyouleranyuxin。daoyangensuizijilaidaochufang，wen：“fengxianshenglaideneijigejingtouyaojiandiaoma？

”dangdaoyanwenchuzheijuhuashi，linxiranlianshangzaiduxianchucuoe，tagezheshujiaziwangketingkanqu，

fenghuanzhengzaikanta。tashouhuiyanshen，wen：“fengxianshengmeijinidaanma？”gangwenchukou，tajiuhouhuile，

daoyanqinzilaiwenta，zheijiushuomingle，fenghuanmeiyoujichuqueqiededafu。wenyan，daoyanyouyulejifan，

shanglenianjidelianshangdaizhexieweinan，“meiyoua，zheibushibuzhidao，caiyaolaiwenninma。”yihuigongfu，

linxiranyijingzuohaolezijidewanfan—yipanshala。jianlinxiranlakaidengzizuoxia，zhunbeichiwanfan，daoyanjile，

“lin**，ninjigedafua，zheixiegejingtoujiujingnengbunengyonga？”“nengyong。

”linxiranwangneipanshucaishuiguolinshangshalajiang。daoyandelianshanglijishanguoxingfen，yaozhidao，

danghongnvxingyujinrongquandalaodelianqing，yaoshizaizijidezongyishangbochu，zheidehongchengshenmeyanga？

daoyandounengxiangdaoyizhouhouwbtanhuandeyangzi。jiuzaidaoyanxianrumeilidehuanxiangzhongshi，linxiranbuqilehoubanju，

“danqingjiandiao。”daoyanlikaishi，yinzhelian，yifuhenbugaoxingdemoyang。“baobao，

nizenmeyourerenjiashengqile？”fenghuanzoujinchufang，laidaolinxiranshenbian。“taxiangbanifangjinzongyili。

”linxiranmianwubiaoqingdishuozhe。“neizale？”fenghuandeshoumoshanglinxirandehoubo，ranhoushihounaoshao，erduo，

lianjia。“baobao，nitaishoule，zhengaiduochidian。”yizhouhou，

xindeguanchaleizongyi《woshiwodezhuzai》bochule。zheishiyidangguanchaleizongyi，meiyouguanchajiabin，

suoyoudewangyoudoukeyixianshangkaimaidianping。beiguanchadejiabinmenyouyingshimingxing，youwanghong，youyundongyuan，

yeyouputongsuren。jiemudezongzhishi，meigerendoushishenghuodezhuzaizhe。linxirandeshenghuopianduanbeifangdaozuihou，

yinwei，fenghuanchuxianzaijingtoulile。meiyouguanchajiabin，meiyoubeicai，

zheigeduiyubuguanzhujinrongdewangyoumenshiwanquanmoshengdenanren，tapingkongchuxianzailinxirandeshenghuojingtouli。

renmenzongshiduibierendeshenghuoguanxindehen，wulunshiduifangyuanyigongkaideyimian，haishibuyuansushuodemimi。

wangyouhenhaoqi，zheigenanrenshishei，weishenmezheimezirandijindaolinxirandejiali。haihao，

daoyanmeibafenghuanshuizailinxiranchuangshangdepianduanbochulai。kandaojiemudeneiyike，

linxiranshaledaoyandexindouyoule。congpianchangyichulai，tajiudadianhuajidaoyan。huoxushixinxuba，

yilianhaojige，daoyandoumeiyoujie。zuozaicheshang，zhulizhulinwen：“linlaoshi，zenmeban？yaojinjigongguanma？

”linxiranrouleroufatengdemeixin，“sugelanni？”zhulinzhidaotashenmeyisi，

weinandikaikoudao：“sulaoshibeifengzongdiaoqufengongsidaibiedeyirenle。”fengzong，

zhulinkouzhongdefengzongjiushifenghuan。ruguomeiyoufenghuandeyisi，

daoyanzenmeganzaizijimingqueyaojiandiaozhihouhaibafenghuandejingtoufangzaizhengpianli。xiangtongzheiyidian，

linxirantoutengdenaodaihuanjiejifen。tayaozhaota，wentajiujingyaoganma。dadianhuagenbendabutong，

tazhinengdadianhuajitadezhuli。“wei，”“wei，lin**。”haimeikaikou，huajiubeifenghuandezhulidaduan。

“shiwo。”“fengzongmuqianhaizaikaihui，bangexiaoshihoujiunengsanhuile。”“zhidaole。”zhulinzaiyipangkanzhe，

daidianhuaguaduan，tawen：“linlaoshi，xianzaiyaoqufengshijituanma？”dierzhanglinxiranyaoleyaotou，

“qulingfenggongyu。”lingfenggongyushidangchulinxirangenlefenghuanshifenghuansongtade。fenghuanshuo，fengshifenghuandefeng，

taxiwangzijixiangfengyiyangziyou。linxirandeling，shiyiwusuoyoudeling。linxiranrenshitadeshihouyiwusuoyou，

keliandexiangbeiyiqidechongwumao，meiyouzibaodenengli。fenghuanjiangtadaihuijia，songtafangzi，

gaosuta：“ruguonatiannilikailegongyu，niyehuixiangdangchuyiyangyiwusuoyou。”zheishijinggao，yeshiyouhuo，

zhiyaoyizhibulikaigongyu，yizhidaizaitashenbian，jiubuhuishiquyiqie。congmengzhongxinglaishi，fenghuanyijinghuilaile，

jiuzuozaishafabianshangkanzhelinxiran。“weishenmebujinfangjianshui？”tawenta。“zaidengni，meixiangdaoshuizhele。

”“niyijinghenjiumeihuilaile。”fenghuanjianglinxiranbaoqi，zhanqishenziwangzhuwozouqu。linxiranrenyoutabaozhe。

“niyehenjiumeihuilaile。”zheishitadehuifu。“nishizaiguaiwoma？”fenghuandeyuqihenwenrou，

wanquanmeiyouzhiwendeyisi。linxiranjianglianpiekai，

“meiyou。”fenghuanjianglinxiranfangdaochuangshang，zijiqishenershang，toumaijinlinxirandejingjian，“baobao，

bielikaiwo。qiuqiuni，buyaolikaiwo。”ciriyidazao，

linxiranjiubeijingjirensugelandadianhuahanhuiqujiezheluzhizongyi，tongshipeihejiemuzuluyigebeicai，

haohaojieshiyixiafenghuan。kanzhezijishenshangbeizhetengdehenji，zuikuihuoshoucikezhengtangzaichuangshang，cetangzhe，

shouchengzhunaodai，haozhengyixiadikanzhezijixiao，linxiranqibudayichulai，chuanhaoyifujiuyaozou。

jianrenhaoxiangzhendeshengqile，fenghuanjimangcongchuangshangpaqilai，lanzhulinxiran，

“shengqile?”linxiranpieguotoubuqukanta。“bieshengqilehaobuhao？wobuganshenidegongzuole，bieshengqile，

ng？”youshiyizhouzhihou，《woshiwodezhuzai》dierqibochu。zheiyiqi，linxiranbeifangzailediyige，

liandaizheshangzhoudecaifang。zaicaifangli，linxiranchengrenlefenghuanshizijidenanpengyou，queyezhishichengrenbale。

caifangdezuihou，fenghuanlaitanban，yiwaidirujingle，shunbianjieshoulejijucaifang。

“qingwenfengxianshenghelin**tanleduojiuleni？”zheigewentiyezailinxirandecaifangzhong，

danlinxiranzaiguocaifangwentishijiangzheigewentiqudiaole，biaoshibuxiangguoduoditouluzijidegerenyinsiwenti。

daoyanzudejizhekandaofenghuanchuxian，mabutingtidiyoukaishijiuzhezheigewenti。

fenghuanbuyuanyibierenguoduotanjiuzijidegerenshenghuo，pingshihenshaojiechucaifang。

danyulejizhehenshaojiechujinrongjizhe，buzhidaofenghuandeshiqing。zuoweizhiqingrendelinxiran，

ruguoshiyiwangtahaihuichukoubangyixiawuxinmaofandejizhe，danzheigejizhe，

ganggangjiuzhuizhezijideyinsiwentibufang，zheihuifenghuanlaileyoujiuzheganqingwentiwen。

linxiranzixubushishenmehaoren，zheihuiyebuxiangbangzheigewuyimaofandejizhe。

linxiranyiweifenghuanhuihaobuliuqingdijujuehuidawenti，haihuichaofengjiju，dantahuidadehenrenzhen。

napashihoumiantiwendeyixielianlinxirandoubuzhidaogaizenmehuidadewenti，fenghuandouyiyihuidale，

haihuidadeyouliyouju，haoxiangtamenzhendehenxiangaiyiyang。caifangjieshu，linxiranhenshengqi，

zhiwenta；“niweishenmeyaohuidaneixiewentia？haihuidadeneimerenzhen，suibianhanhujijubujiuhaole？

”fenghuanzhidaotazaiqishenme，cikeyezhishijinxindihongzheta，“guanyunideshiqingwodouxianghaohaoduidai，

buxianghanhu。”linxiranyileng，zhiyishun，youhuifushengqidemoyang。“haole，bieshengqile，rangtadiaozhi，

buzaijiechucaifangyinian，haobuhao？”fenghuannaixinhongzhe，manxinmanyandoushilinxiran。linxiranzhijuedebuduijing，

“ni,zenme，zhishitingzhi？”zhuyidaolinxirantaidudebianhua，fenghuanwunaiyixiao，

“haibushiyinweibaobeinitaishanliang。wobatafengshale，huitounihaidezhaorentuoguanxirangtazhonghuijizhexingye，

taimafanle，woyebushedewodebaobeichushou。”suoyi，tadouzhidao，yiqianneixie，tayezhidao。“wo，

meiyoushanliang。tahaoburongyidangshangjizhe，jialihaiyougezhongbingzaichuangdemuqin，talibukaizheifengongzuo。

”linxiranxiaoshengweizijikaituo。“dui，suoyitadezuini，

diaoliyixianjizhezheigegangweiyinianjiudangzuoduitadechengfale，

haobuhao?”“weishenme?”“yinweiwozaihunideganshou，wobuxiangnibukaixin。

”linxiranxiangwendedangranbuzhishifenghuanweishenmeyaozheimezuo，tahaixiangwen，

meyaozaihutadeganshou?weishenmeyaogongkaineixiejingtou?weishenmezaidezhixiaoxideqingkuangxiachuangjinjingtou?“suoyi，

bietuikaiwo，haobuhao？”“ruguozhudingwufazaiyiqi，neiweishenmeyaozaiyiqipingtianfannaoni！

”dianshijilichuanlainvyanyuansixinliefeidekuhansheng。“linlaoshi，nishuo，

zheidianshilidenannvzhumenzenmeweileaiqingzheimesiquhuolaide？tamenshenghuozhongjiumeibiedeshikeganlema？

”zhulintucaozhe。linxirantingzhe，zheixierizideyaobaiyebeizheiyixihuapingding。shenghuozhongbuzhiaiqing，

zhizaihuaiqingdejuqingzhicunzaiyuyanqingxiaoshuoheouxiangjuli。“yinweidianshijujiushifangdarenmenshenghuozhongdeaiqing，

jiangdajiahulvedeqingganshiqi，fangda，yanyichulai，

mibuyinweishenghuomangliuqueshidehonghonglieliedebuyouzizhudebukeyuzhideqinggan。”disanzhang“laolin，

nizuijinneigezongyiludezenmeyangle？”sugelandadianhuaguolaishi，linxiranzhengsongzougongzuorenyuan。“luwanle，

jintiancheshexiangtou。”“fengxianshengmeilai？”sugelanwen。“meilai，tamangdehen，zhishijieshugezongyi，

buzhiyulai。”linxiranbianchakanwuzilideshebeiyoumeiyouyilou，bianhuida。

“zuijinnihefengxianshengdeshiqingreduhengao，youjigezazhixiangyaoqingnipaifengmiantu。”quanbujianchawanbi，

meiyouyilou，linxirananzisongkouqi。“zhishiyaoqingwo？womeizheimedamianziba。”linxiranshidanghongxiaohua，

danshishangziyuanyiban，zhuyaoshitazaoxienianjujuepaiyixiedachiduzhaopian，dezuileshishangquan，suoyizheixienian，

tashangdezazhifengmianhenshao。sugelanjieshoulinxiranshizhenghaoshilinxirandezuishishangquandeshihou，

tamingbailinxiranzheihualideyisi。“dangranbuzhishini，haiyoufengxiansheng。”linxiranzaojiuyuliaodaozheigedaan，

yemeijuedenankan，daochufangdaolebeishui，songdaozijizuibian，shuiliushunzhehoulongyanxiaqu。hewanzheikoushui，

linxirancaimanyouyoushuodao：“jiranshixiangyaoqingfengxiansheng，neijiuquwenfengxianshenga，wen**shenme？

”sugelanzhidaolinxiranzheishizaiweinanneijijiazazhi，xiangkaikouquanquantayiheweigui，duimianquegualedianhua，

“xingle，woyaoshuijuele，meishibiezhaowo，mingtianjinzu，mangdehen。”linxiranzouchuchufang，

zhengyaohuiwoshishuijue，damenquewuzidakaile。mendakaile，fenghuancongwaimianzoujinlai。“baobao，

nijialouxiazenmeneimeduofensiduzheya？woraolehaojiucaibatamenraokai。”kandaofenghuanjinlai，

linxiransongleyikouqi。wenyan，tashuo：“kanlaiyouyaobanjiale。”zheijuhuadaoshirangfenghuanqilexingqu，

“youyao，yisishi，conglingfenggongyubanzoushiyinweibeisishengfanfaxianlema？”fenghuandehuaranglinxiranchenmoyidun，

tadizhemou，buzhidaozaixiangshenme。neibianyizhizhushizhelinxirandefenghuankandaotadefanying，