娱乐圈：炮灰女配的顶流之路爱吃烤面筋-著

小说简介

dangdaiwenxuezuopin《yulequan：paohuinvpeidedingliuzhilu》，shiaichikaomianjindedaibiaozhizuo。zhurengongyugeshenyunshenshangzhanxianleshidaidefengmaoheshehuibianqian，gushiqingjiekourenxinxian，yinrenshensi。zheibenxiaoshuoyongxilidebichumiaohuilexianshizhongdezhongzhongwenti，rangduzheduirenxing、shehuiyougengshenkederenshi。guanzhongmen：“？？？”【hahahahabietaihuangmiulewoshuo！】【songnanxing：tingwoshuo，xiexieni。】zuihousongnanxingmeirenzheigema，shihayemeiyouduo……

精彩章节

zaiyugehuilaizhiqian，shihamomobadaicuodeerjifanghuitadeerjicangli。jifenzhonghou，huilaideyugekaishizhunbeizuosuanronglongxiawei。

shihaxiangqiganggangxitongdehua，youkanzheyugemingxianbugoushuliandeshoufa，tixingdao：“meia，zheigelongxiaweijiadianliaojiucongjiangsuanshadezhuoshuiyixiaququxing，erqiezheizhongbingdongjiuledelongxiaweibuyaozheiyangjianxiaxian，tarongyi……”

“wozenmezuoguannishenmeshi，nengbunengbizui？”yugelianshangfuxianbunaifan，xiayishifanbochusheng，zhishihenkuai，fanyingguolaidetalianshangyouguamanlewenrouqingchundexiaorong，“hahawodeyisishizuocaizheizhongdongxi，bujinmeigediqubuyiyang，jiulianmeigerenzuofadoubuyiyang，zhiyaozuihouzuodehaochijiukeyila。”

shihaweilenghouchaotashuqidamuzhi：“ciyanyouli，shiwofuqianle。”

zhangyumeisuiranbuhuizuo，dantazhishaoyuanyiquchangshi！zheijiuyijinghenbangle！tazuoweijiejie，yinggaijiyuzhichiheguli！

【zenmewoganjueganggangyugeyouyishunjiandebunaifan？shiwodecuojuema？erqieyuqiyebushitebiehaodeyangzi，shihazaizenmeshuoyeshitajiejieba？】

【a……zuofanbeiqitarenshuojiaoqueshihenfana。erqiewanyizheijiushitamenjiemeiliangdexiangchufangshini？wozaiwaimianyehenlimaodanshihejiemeiguimishuohuajiushizheiyangde，guanxiyuehaofaneryuedadalielie】

【shihadehuazuiduosuantixingerbushishuojiaoba？zheidounengheshuojiaocheshangguanxiyeshiwuyu。】

【wojiushibuxihuanzaizijirenzhenzuocaideshihouyourenzaipangbianshuolaishuoqu，woyouwodezuofa，zheishiwozuo，bushinizuo（weixiao）】

【gaishuobushuo，zuocaizheizhongdongxiqueshimeiyouwanquandebiaozhuncaipu，meigerenzuofadoubuyiyang。】

【zanmen**renzuofanzhudadejiushiyige“pingjingyan，kaoganjue”（bushi）】

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最后一道菜上桌。

shihacongchujulinachusiwanyipenfangzaizhuozishang，“yaochiduoshaozijida。”

“buyao，nibangwoda，woconglaimeiyouzijidaguofan，doushiayibangwodahaocehaowenduhou，butanglezhihouwocaichide。”liuyingyingyibianshuoyibiandaishangcanjin，zitaipoweiyouya。

takanxiangshiha，“duile，womenyouwugeren，nizenmezhinasigewan？”

“sheishuozhiyousigewande？xiamianneigebushima？”

“盆？！”

“neishiwodewan，renshitiefanshigang，mifankuangkuangwanglizhuang！”

dajiadouyouxiejingcha:“nibushimingxingma，zenmechizheimeduo？”

shihaxiangqijiyiliyuanzhumeitianjiuyipanshalayigemianbaojibeishuideshiwusheru，shenqingpoweifuza：“ruguowozaibuduochidian，wokenenghenkuaijiubushimingxing，ershimingxingle。”

“……”

siqingheguxiliangrenmeixialai，zhiyoushihawurenchifan。

quanzhuozuiyingdecaifeiyugezuodesuanronglongxiaweimoshu，yincidajiadekuaizidouzhijieshenxianglezheipancai。yugejianci，yandihuaguoyisiyuyue。

【jiuming，kanqilaizhendehaoxiang！ganjuegezhepingmuyijingwendaoweidaole！】

【haoxiangchihaoxiangchihaoxiangchi！】

【xiaogehaobanga，renmeixinshanchuyihaihao！shenmeshenxian！】

【shihazuodecaiyebucuoa，kanqilaiyetingbucuode。】

【shihazuodedoushitebiejiandanputongdejiachangcaiba，erqiehuafeidejinglishijianmeiyouyugejiua。】

zhengdangyugemanlianqidaidiwangzhechilongxiadejiren，qiwangcongtamendelianshangkandaoxiangshouhezantandeshenseshi——

“呸。”

liuyingyingzhijiebalongxiaroutulechulai，guluguluwangzuiliguanshui。

yugejianci，lianshangdexiaorongzhujianshoulian。

taniutoukanxiangpangbianliangren，zhijiansongnanxingheshenyunliangrenshensefuza，zuilihanzheshenmedongxi，xiangshiwufananyixiayandanyoubuhaotuchulaidemoyang。

yugelianshangdexiaorongzhijiexiaoshi，lianjialiangbiandejiroubuzijuediweizhan：“zenmele？”

songnanxingheshenyunliangrenmeishuohua，liuyingyingkemeishenmeguji，zhiyanzhiyu：“buhaochi，rouyoulaoyouchaihaihensan，erqiexingweitebiezhong。”

yugejiaqiyiweilongxiahanrukouzhong，dunlesanmiao，tacaiyanlexiaqu：“dagaishiyinweizheilongxiaweidongtaijiulebuzenmexinxian，suoyiroubijiaochai，youdianxingwei……duibuqi，doushiwodecuo。”

tadixiatou，beichiqingyaozhechunban，yankuangweiweifanhong，lianshangfuxianqianyihekuijiu。yugebenshenzhangdejiubaixijiaoruan，rucizheiban，gengshirerenlianaixinteng。

【liuyingyingzhendemeilimao，shayebuganzhizhidaochifan，chilehaimachuzizuodenanchi（baiyan）】

【jiushijiushi，benlaibingdonglongxiaweijiubuxinxian，genbenjiuzuobuhaochi。shicaidewenti，weishenmeyaoguaixiaoge？】

【yikanyouxierenjiumeizijizuoguocai。jiusuanbingdonglongxiaweimeiyouxianshadexinxian，danyebuhuinanyixiayan，erqiechuyihaoderenwanquankeyibatazuohaochi。kuangqiemingmingzhidaolongxiaweibuxinxianxingweizhong，weishenmehaibuquxing？】

【shihazhiqianhaitixingguotajidequxing，erqiebuyaoneiyangjianxiaxian，yinweizhulezhihourourongyisanchengsuirou，tayagenbuting。yaoshitayouzijidebanfazuohaoyejiusuanle，zuobuhaohaibutingshibushijiuyoudianzidale？】

【shitazijishuoyaozuode，youmeiyourenqiangpotazuo。jieguozuodeshihouyoubushangxin，yihuiergensongnanxingliaotiantanxiaoyihuieryouzaineikanshouji……erqiewoganjuetashouhensheng，wanquanbuxiangjingchangzuocaideren……】

“xiaoyujiebuguaini，bingdonglongxiaweiqueshibiyibandelongxiayaoxinghelaoyidian，zuochengzheiyangyijinghenbangle！wodouhaibuhuizuoni。”songnanxingchushenganweidao，“qianwanbuyaozize。”

yugeyangwangtiankongsishiwudu，fangzhizijihaoburongyijichulaideyanleidiaoxialai。

tayaozhechun：“zhendebuhaoyisi，woyebuzhidaohuibianchengzheiyang，dajiachichiqitacaiba。”

【wuwuwuxingxinghaowennuan！】

liuyingying：”neibazheipanlongxiaweidaodiaoba？”

“daodiaoyoudianlangfeileba？zhendeyouneimenanchima？wobuxin。kenengzhishibuhaochi，danyinggaimeiyoudaonanchidedibuba？nimenkenengshimeishichiduole，suoyichidaoputongdejiujuedenanchi。”

shihabanxinbanyijialeyiweilongxia，fangruzuili，“wobutiaoshi，wolaichi——yue！”

虞歌：“……”

其他人：“……”

【haoyigejingcaijuelundefanzhuanhahaha！】

【chiqian：wobuxin，zhendeyouneimenanchima？chihou：yue！】

liuyingyingxingzailehuodao：“weidaozenmeyang？”

shiha：“youyizhongdiaoliaopanzaizuilidafandeganjue，zheigelongxiarouhaoxiangzaidawodeshetou，zaiwozuilifadian。”

mole，tayoubuleyiju，“meiyouzhenduisheideyisi，zhishidanchunpingjiazheikedaowozuilidelongxiarou，yeyoukenengzhishizheikeroushitamenlimiandepantu，qitaderoudoushihaorou。

biekanlongxiabuhuishuohua，qishitamendezuqunliyeyouhaoxiahuaixia、qinfenxialanduoxia，youdexiadiaoerlangdangdebujianshenbuduanlianhaixihuanchichouyuni，zaizenmezuoweidaodouhaobudaonaqu。

xiaoyuhezheipanlongxiashiwugude，cuodeshiwo，shiwoyunqibuhao，meiyouchidaoneikenuliqinfendehaolongxiarou。”

“puchi。”songnanxingmeirenzhuxiaochulesheng，jiandaoshihatoulaidemuguang，bianchaotawanlewanruyueyabanshuixiguodechengchexiaoyan。

shiha：yuekanyuexiangtagebineizhisamoyedagoudan！haoxiangruaruatadenaodai！

【《防杠声明》】

【真·人美心善】

【ganjueshihakansongnanxingdeyanjingdouzhile？shiduitayouyisi？】

【baozouxingxing，womenbuyue!】

【jujuegoupigaoyao，tuituitui！damie！】

“neiyaobunizaichichi，kankannengbunengchichujikeqinfennulidehaolongxialai？”liuyingyingbapanzituidaoshihamianqian，houzhemomodiyilehuiqu，“haishibule，tamenzaibingxianglidaileneimejiu，yinggaitingxiangwangdazirande，haishifangshuba。”

“什么意思？”

“倒垃圾桶吧。”

“……”

【fangshu：zhiduizhushuderoujinxingfangsheng】

【daolajitong：zhitongguolajihuishouchengxuzhongxinrangtamenhuiguidaziran。】

【tazhende，wokusi！】