jintianjinimendailaicangzhudexiaoshuo《yuanlaiwotianxiawudixiaoshuo》，xushuyanghaolinjiedegushi。jingcaipianduan：“zhiqiannainaijilenineimeduoshijianrangnigaoding，nidougaobuding！yitianshijianyijinggoukeqile！”“yaoshiwodanglezongjingli，zhijiebaniganchujiamen，……...
“那是当然！”
yanghaolenglengyixiao，dingzhedonglumingdao：
“xingdongde，wotingshuonizheijinianzaifengyaohuinaerhundeyeshihenyibana！”
“chumailewomenyangjiazhihou，fengyaohuiliangefengongsidoumeijini。”
“fanershitashouxiadegaozhao，haichenjibanimendongjiadejigejianzhugongsijitunbingle！”
“nishoushangxianzaichuleneijiakejichuangxingongsiwai，yiwusuoyoule，duima？”
“有这事儿？”
yanghaoshuowan，yuanjiahuidelianselikedabian，jingyadikanzhedonglumingdao：
“luming，nibushishuo，neizhishigaigemingeryima？zenme？nimendongjiadegufenyebucunzaile？”
“ni，nitingtaxiacheni！”
donglumingbianlexialianse，qiangchengdao：
“tayigedaochamendefeiwu，naerzhidaotianchengshangjielidewanwanraorao！”
“我瞎扯？”
杨昊冷笑着补充道：
“dongluming，mingmingshinixinxuba！”
“ruguonizaigaoshijituanlihaiyougufendehua，nachulailiangyilianga！”
“对，对啊！”
yuanjiahuiyegenzhediantoudao：
“luming，nibagufenliangchulairangzheigefeiwusixina！”
“wozhitingshuoniyougufen，zenmemeijianguoniqugaoshijituankaihuini？”
“jiahui，bietingzheigefeiwutiaobolijian！”
donglumingqishiyijiong，huangmangzhuanyihuatidao：
“zaishuole，niyezhidaode，xianzaijianzhuyebujingqile，woyebukaozhegaoshijituanlideneidianergufenguorizima！”
“woxianzaizhuanxinzhizhigaobibiebideshiye！”
shuozhe，dongluminghailashanglefuyan：
“不信你问傅姨！”
“duiduiduidui，jiahuia！dongzongdaizhewomenfacaini！”
fuyanhuiyi，lianmangdiantoudao：
“wokeshibaguancaibenerdoujitoujinquleni！”
“zheicaijitian，douzhangleliangchengleni！”
“bibiebi，nengzhengqianma？”
yuanjiahuilengleyixia，huyidikanxiangdonglumingdao：
“luming，wozenmemeitingnishuoguo？”
“wozheibushiyaojinigejingxima。”
donglumingliezuiyixiao，mangxuanyaodao：
“jiahui，wozheibudandanshiweileziji，erqieyeshizaiweifengshaozuoshia！”
“niyezhidaowozaifengshaomianqian，meiyougaozhaoneijigesidangguanxijin，danjiamihuobizheigedongxi，keshigenyuanyuzhouyiyang，doushiweilexinkejifazhandezengzhangdianni！”
“zhiyaowodashanglezheitiaoshunfengche，rangfengshaokandaowodechengji，jianglaizaifengshaomianqiandediwei，jueduibubigaozhaoneijigefantongchani！”
“shia，jiahui，zheixieqianfangyinxing，yiniancaijigeziera。”
fuyanzhanzaiyipang，yegenzhequandao：
“kedaoledongzongshoushang，jitianjiuzhanglehaojichengni！”
“yeshi，qinaide，nideyanguangyouduohao，wozaojiulingjiaoguole！”
yuanjiahuiwenyan，ziwocuimiandao：
“dangniannishuoyangjiachizaoyaokua，wohaibuxinni！”
“xianzaikanlai，nizaozaodashanglefengshaodexian，guoranmeicuo！”
“neikebu，kankanzheigefeiwu，zaikankanwoxianzaiderizi？yigetianshangyigedixiahaobuhao？”
donglumingdeyiyixiao，tiaomeikanxiangyanghaodao：
“chunhuo，xianzainihaiyoushenmehuakeshuo？”
“gaosuni，wojintianlaikebushiweilelaigennizheigefeiwuxuanyaode，woshilaitifengshaokanzhelinjiede！”
“shunbiana，jifuyiangexin，yinweijintianjiushiwomendiyipikehufenchengdeshihoule！”
“niqueding，nichaodeshibibiebi？”
yanghaokanzheyiliandeyidedongluming，neiyanshen，fangfozaikanzheyige**。
“feihua！bibiebikeshizuizaodejiamihuobi！shichangxinxinwuyongzhiyi！”
董陆明嚣张道：
“wodonglumingyaowan，jiuwanzuiyouxinyongde！”
“neinijiubudanxinxiayimiao，bibiebidebizhibengpanma？”
yanghaodanrankaikou，momotaochuleshouji，dakaileyigejiemian。
“benggepi！meijianshidedongxi，nishaozaizheierwuyazui！”
yanghaohuayichukou，dongluminghaimeishuoshenme，fuyandaojidebengleqilai，shenchusangenshouzhi，jianjiaodao：
“santian，santianbibiebijiuzhangleliangcheng！”
“tianxiahaiyoubizheigengzhuanqiandeshengyima？”
“fuyi，gentajidongshenme？tayigechiruanfande，donggepia！”
donglumingdeyiyixiao，taochushoujideyidao：
“ninbuyongji，wozheijiubaninzheijitiandezhuantouzhuandaoninzhangshang！”
“wodonglumingzuoshi，quantianchengnidatingdating，meiyoubu……”
zhengshuozhe，dongluminghurankaqiaole。
liangzhisiyuyandengdeliuyuan，yifuhuojianguidejiashi。
“陆明，怎么了？”
yuanjiahuizaiyipangjianzhuang，bujinyihuodao：
“出什么事儿了！”
“duia，dongzong，nizabushuohuale？”
fuyanyegenzhehaoqiqilai，suihoushaxiaodao：
“是不是又涨了？”
“啊——”
donglumingcanjiaoyisheng，putongyixiajiuguizailedishang，pengzheshoujisixinliefeididahan：
“zenmehuizheiyang！zenmehuizheiyang——”
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