jintianjinimendailaicangzhudexiaoshuo《yuanlaiwotianxiawudixiaoshuo》,xushuyanghaolinjiedegushi。jingcaipianduan:“zhiqiannainaijilenineimeduoshijianrangnigaoding,nidougaobuding!yitianshijianyijinggoukeqile!”“yaoshiwodanglezongjingli,zhijiebaniganchujiamen,……...
“那是当然!”
yanghaolenglengyixiao,dingzhedonglumingdao:
“xingdongde,wotingshuonizheijinianzaifengyaohuinaerhundeyeshihenyibana!”
“chumailewomenyangjiazhihou,fengyaohuiliangefengongsidoumeijini。”
“fanershitashouxiadegaozhao,haichenjibanimendongjiadejigejianzhugongsijitunbingle!”
“nishoushangxianzaichuleneijiakejichuangxingongsiwai,yiwusuoyoule,duima?”
“有这事儿?”
yanghaoshuowan,yuanjiahuidelianselikedabian,jingyadikanzhedonglumingdao:
“luming,nibushishuo,neizhishigaigemingeryima?zenme?nimendongjiadegufenyebucunzaile?”
“ni,nitingtaxiacheni!”
donglumingbianlexialianse,qiangchengdao:
“tayigedaochamendefeiwu,naerzhidaotianchengshangjielidewanwanraorao!”
“我瞎扯?”
杨昊冷笑着补充道:
“dongluming,mingmingshinixinxuba!”
“ruguonizaigaoshijituanlihaiyougufendehua,nachulailiangyilianga!”
“对,对啊!”
yuanjiahuiyegenzhediantoudao:
“luming,nibagufenliangchulairangzheigefeiwusixina!”
“wozhitingshuoniyougufen,zenmemeijianguoniqugaoshijituankaihuini?”
“jiahui,bietingzheigefeiwutiaobolijian!”
donglumingqishiyijiong,huangmangzhuanyihuatidao:
“zaishuole,niyezhidaode,xianzaijianzhuyebujingqile,woyebukaozhegaoshijituanlideneidianergufenguorizima!”
“woxianzaizhuanxinzhizhigaobibiebideshiye!”
shuozhe,dongluminghailashanglefuyan:
“不信你问傅姨!”
“duiduiduidui,jiahuia!dongzongdaizhewomenfacaini!”
fuyanhuiyi,lianmangdiantoudao:
“wokeshibaguancaibenerdoujitoujinquleni!”
“zheicaijitian,douzhangleliangchengleni!”
“bibiebi,nengzhengqianma?”
yuanjiahuilengleyixia,huyidikanxiangdonglumingdao:
“luming,wozenmemeitingnishuoguo?”
“wozheibushiyaojinigejingxima。”
donglumingliezuiyixiao,mangxuanyaodao:
“jiahui,wozheibudandanshiweileziji,erqieyeshizaiweifengshaozuoshia!”
“niyezhidaowozaifengshaomianqian,meiyougaozhaoneijigesidangguanxijin,danjiamihuobizheigedongxi,keshigenyuanyuzhouyiyang,doushiweilexinkejifazhandezengzhangdianni!”
“zhiyaowodashanglezheitiaoshunfengche,rangfengshaokandaowodechengji,jianglaizaifengshaomianqiandediwei,jueduibubigaozhaoneijigefantongchani!”
“shia,jiahui,zheixieqianfangyinxing,yiniancaijigeziera。”
fuyanzhanzaiyipang,yegenzhequandao:
“kedaoledongzongshoushang,jitianjiuzhanglehaojichengni!”
“yeshi,qinaide,nideyanguangyouduohao,wozaojiulingjiaoguole!”
yuanjiahuiwenyan,ziwocuimiandao:
“dangniannishuoyangjiachizaoyaokua,wohaibuxinni!”
“xianzaikanlai,nizaozaodashanglefengshaodexian,guoranmeicuo!”
“neikebu,kankanzheigefeiwu,zaikankanwoxianzaiderizi?yigetianshangyigedixiahaobuhao?”
donglumingdeyiyixiao,tiaomeikanxiangyanghaodao:
“chunhuo,xianzainihaiyoushenmehuakeshuo?”
“gaosuni,wojintianlaikebushiweilelaigennizheigefeiwuxuanyaode,woshilaitifengshaokanzhelinjiede!”
“shunbiana,jifuyiangexin,yinweijintianjiushiwomendiyipikehufenchengdeshihoule!”
“niqueding,nichaodeshibibiebi?”
yanghaokanzheyiliandeyidedongluming,neiyanshen,fangfozaikanzheyige**。
“feihua!bibiebikeshizuizaodejiamihuobi!shichangxinxinwuyongzhiyi!”
董陆明嚣张道:
“wodonglumingyaowan,jiuwanzuiyouxinyongde!”
“neinijiubudanxinxiayimiao,bibiebidebizhibengpanma?”
yanghaodanrankaikou,momotaochuleshouji,dakaileyigejiemian。
“benggepi!meijianshidedongxi,nishaozaizheierwuyazui!”
yanghaohuayichukou,dongluminghaimeishuoshenme,fuyandaojidebengleqilai,shenchusangenshouzhi,jianjiaodao:
“santian,santianbibiebijiuzhangleliangcheng!”
“tianxiahaiyoubizheigengzhuanqiandeshengyima?”
“fuyi,gentajidongshenme?tayigechiruanfande,donggepia!”
donglumingdeyiyixiao,taochushoujideyidao:
“ninbuyongji,wozheijiubaninzheijitiandezhuantouzhuandaoninzhangshang!”
“wodonglumingzuoshi,quantianchengnidatingdating,meiyoubu……”
zhengshuozhe,dongluminghurankaqiaole。
liangzhisiyuyandengdeliuyuan,yifuhuojianguidejiashi。
“陆明,怎么了?”
yuanjiahuizaiyipangjianzhuang,bujinyihuodao:
“出什么事儿了!”
“duia,dongzong,nizabushuohuale?”
fuyanyegenzhehaoqiqilai,suihoushaxiaodao:
“是不是又涨了?”
“啊——”
donglumingcanjiaoyisheng,putongyixiajiuguizailedishang,pengzheshoujisixinliefeididahan:
“zenmehuizheiyang!zenmehuizheiyang——”
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