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小说简介

hongdouyoumengxiangweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《yulexingtu》,zhujiaogumengmengqinyangdegushilingrennanyiwanghuai。zaizheigechongmanxuanyihemaoxiandeshijiezhong,tamenjinglilezhongzhongkaoyan,zhanxianlejianrenhezhihui。haoburongyihuanhaoyifuhuilai,paishechangdiwaituranchuanlaiyizhenxuannaosheng。yiqunrenjuzhepaizi,gaohanzhe“gumengmenggunchuyulequan!”、“gumengmengyanjicha!……。

精彩章节

heifenlaishixiongxiong,jianshouchuxin

gumengmenghuidaojia,yitouzhajinjubenli。

xinjiaosesuiranzhishigexiaoyahuan,dantaquegewairenzhen。

guomubuwangdejinshouzhikebushigaide,duanduanjixiaoshi,tajiubajubenbeidegungualanshu,liandaoyandoumeitashulian。

zhengdangtazhunbeiduizhejingzilianxibiaoqingshi,shoujibuheshiyidixiangleqilai。

“叮咚!”

weixinqunlizhakaileguo,99+dexiaoxitishirangtaxintouyijin。

diankaiyikan,quanshiguanyutadeheiliao!

“gumengmenggunchuyulequan!”、“jiuzheiyanjiyepeidangyanyuan?”、“zhangdegengebaoziside,chourenduozuoguai!”……

“woqu!zheishenmeqingkuang?”gumengmengkanzheneixiebukanrumudepinglun,qidechadianbashoujishuaile。

zixiyikan,zheixieheifeniddeqianzhuidouyiyang——“menghuxiashan”。

猛虎下山?

王虎!

neigezhiqianzaishijingxianchangduitachuyanbuxundejiahuo!

gumengmengqideyayangyang,zheiwanghuhaizhenshiyinhunbusan!

tashenxiyikouqi,gaojiezijiyaolengjing。

xianzaizuizhongyaode,shibunengbeizheixieheifenyingxiangxinqing。

duzigululudijiaoleqilai,gumengmengjuedingqulouxiazhaoshudexiaochitankaolaoyixiaziji。

gangzoudaojiejiao,jiuzhuangjianleyuanjialuzhai——linxiao。

“yo,zheibushizanmendedamingxinggumengmengma?”linxiaoyinyangguaiqidikaikou,“zenme,buqupaixi,zaizheierxianguangni?”

gumengmengfanlegebaiyan,landelita。

sheizhilinxiaoqueyueshuoyueqijing:“woquannia,haishizaodiantuiquanba。jiunineidianheilishi,chizaohuibeiheifenbagedichaotian!”

“ni……”gumengmenggangxiangfanbo,linxiaoquetigaoleyinliang,guyixiyinzhouweilurendezhuyi:“dajiakuailaikana!zheijiushineigebeiheifenmadegouxuelintoudegumengmeng!”

lurenmenfenfenchaogumengmengtoulaiyiyangdemuguang,zhizhidiandian。

gumengmengganjuelianshanghuolalade,henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

taqiangrenzhenuhuo,zhuanshenjiuzou。

“zenme,zheijiusongle?”linxiaobuyiburaodigenleshanglai,“wogaosuni,zheizhishigekaishi!yihouderizi,nihuigengbuhaoguo!”

gumengmenglandezaihetajiuchan,jiakuaijiaobuchaoxiaochitanzouqu。

yuanyuandi,tajiukandaozhaoshuzhanzaitanweiqian,yanshen……

不太对劲。

“zhaoshu,laiwanhuntun!”gumengmengnulijichuyigexiaorong。

zhaoshuquemeixiangwangchangyiyangreqingdizhaohuta,ershidingzheta,huanhuankaikou:“ni……jiushineige……”zhaoshuyouyuleyixia,zhizheshoujishanggumengmengbeiheifenweigongdetiezi,tuntuntutudishuo:“ni…jiushineige…beiheidehencande…xiaomingxing?”gumengmengxinligedengyixia,wanle,lianzhaoshudouzhidaole。

tadalazhenaodai,xiangshuangdadeqiezi,xiaoshengdi“ng”leyisheng。

“ai,xianzaidenianqingrena……”zhaoshutanlekouqi,yuyanyouzhi。

gumengmengzuohaobeihongzoudezhunbei,bijingsheiyebuxiangremafanshangshen。

tachechuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong:“zhaoshu,wozhidaoninbuxiangremafan,wozheijiuzou……”

“dengdeng!”zhaoshujiaozhuta,“yatou,nibieji。suiranwangshangshuodeneixieluanqibazaode,laotouziwoyebudong。danwozhidao,nimeicilaiwozheier,douhenyoulimao,haihuibangwoshoushizhuozi。buxianglinxiaoneiyatou,zhuaidegenerwubawanside。”

gumengmenglengzhule,meixiangdaozhaoshujuranhuibangtashuohua。

taguqiyongqi,bashiqingdelailongqumaijiandangenzhaoshujieshileyibian。

“zhaoshu,wozhendeshibeiyuanwangde!neixieheiliaodoushijiade!”

zhaoshutingwan,chensipianke,diandiantou:“woxiangxinni。xianzaidewangluoa,zhenzhenjiajiade,laotouziwoyekanbumingbai。buguo,wokanniyebuxianghuaihaizi。huntunzhaojiu?”

gumengmengbiziyisuan,chadiankuchulai。

zaizheigebeiheifenhetongxingweigongdeshike,zhaoshudexinrenjiuxiangdongrilideyilvyangguang,wennuanletadexin。

“嗯!谢谢赵叔!”

chiwanhuntun,gumengmengganjuehunshenchongmanleliliang。

tahuidaojia,quefaxianmenkoufangzheyigebaoguo。

dakaiyikan,limianshiyixiezhaopianhejianbao,shangmianquanshiguanyutadefumianbaodao。

gengkepadeshi,haiyouyifengkonghexin,waiwainiuniudixiezhe:“gumengmeng,nizuihaoshixiangdian,ganjingunchuyulequan!fouze,houguozifu!”

gumengmengdexueyeshunjianninggu,yiguhanyicongjiaodizhicuantouding。

王虎!

又是他!

tajinjinzuanzhexin,zaifangjianlilaihuiduobu,kongjuxiangyizhangwuxingdewangjiangtalongzhao。

“buxing!wobunengjiuzheiyangbeihedao!”gumengmengmengditaiqitou,yanshenzhongshanguoyisijianyideguangmang……

她猛地拉上窗帘。

gumengmengmengdilashangchuanglian,fangjianxianruyipianhunan。

kongjuzhishiyishunjiandeshi,bufushudejingtouhenkuaiyongshanglai。

怕个锤子!

laoniangkeshishenhuaijinshouzhidenvren!

tayibazhuaqijuben,wangchuangshangyipu,wojinrouruandebeiwoli。

guantawaimianxingfengxueyu,laoniangzikuiranbudong!

金手指启动!

gumengmengfankaijuben,mimimamadezizaitayanqianfeisushanguo,xiangdianyingjiaopianyiyang,zaitanaohaizhongdinggechengyimumuxianhuodechangjing。

yahuanjiuyahuan,xiaojiaoseyouzenyang?

laoniangzhaoyangnengyanyichuhuaerlai!

gumengmengchenjinzaijubendeshijieli,yihuierzhoumeichensi,yihuierduizhejingzilianxibiaoqing,yihuieryoumofangyahuanzouludezitai,fangjianlichongmanleqiqiguaiguaideshengyin。

shijianyifenyimiaodiguoqu,gumengmengduijubendelijieyuelaiyueshen,yanshenyeyuelaiyuejianding。

tafangfoyijinghuashenweijuzhongdexiaoyahuan,ganshouzhejiaosedexinuaile,jushoutouzujianchongmanlezixin。

waimiandefenfenraorao,zaoyibeitapaodaolejiuxiaoyunwai。

paisheqianyitian,gumengmenglaidaogongsi,quefaxianqifenyouxiebuduijing。

tongshimenkantadeyanshenguaiguaide,qieqiesiyu,zhizhidiandian。

“tingshuolema?gumengmenggenbenbuhuiyanxi,liantaicidoujibuzhu!”

“jiutaneibaozilian,nengyanyahuan?biebaguanzhongxiaosi!”

“wokantabachengshidaizijinzudeba?buranzenmehuirangtayanzheigejiaose?”

gumengmengxinligedengyixia,zheiyoushisheizaibeihougaogui?

tashunzheshengyinwangqu,guoran,youshilinxiaoneigelvcha!

linxiaozhengzhanzaiyiqunrenzhongjian,huishenghuisedisanbozheguanyutadeyaoyan,yuqikuazhang,biaoqingfengfu,jianzhijiushigexijing!

gumengmengshenxiyikouqi,nulikongzhizhuzijideqingxu。

tajingzhizoudaolinxiaomianqian,yanshenbingleng:“linxiao,niyouzaizaoyaoshengshi?”

linxiaobeigumengmengdeqishiheleyitiao,danhenkuaiyouhuifulezhigaoqiyangdeyangzi:“wozaoyao?woshuodedoushishishi!niyaoshizhenyoubenshi,jiunachushililaizhengminga!”

gumengmenglengxiaoyisheng:“haoa,neijiuzouzheqiao!”tayibaduoguolinxiaoshouzhongdejuben,“mingtian,zanmenpianchangjianzhenzhang!”

linxiaobeigumengmengturuqilaidejudongnongdecuoshoubuji,lengzaiyuandi,bantianshuobuchuhualai。

gumengmengbuzailihuita,zhuanshenlikai。

tazhidao,yuzheizhongrenzhengbianzhihuilangfeishijianhejingli。

zuihaodefanji,jiushizaipianchangyongshilizhengmingziji!

第二天,片场。

gumengmengzaozaodilaidaohuazhuangjian,kaishiweipaishezuozhunbei。

“gumengmeng,nizhunbeihaolema?”yigeshengyincongmenkouchuanlai。

gumengmengtaitouyikan,shiqinyang!

jintiandeqinyangchuanzheyishenguzhuangxifu,gengxiandejunyixiaosa,huotuotuoyigepianpiangongzi。

“qinyang?nizenmezaizheier?”gumengmengjingyadiwendao。

qinyangxiaozhezoudaotashenbian,dijitayibeinaicha:“tingshuonijintiandiyitianpaixi,teyilaijinijiayoudaqide!”

gumengmengjieguonaicha,xinlinuannuande。younanshenchengyao,ganjuehunshenchongmanleliliang!

“zhunbeidezenmeyang?jinzhangma?”qinyangguanqiediwendao。

“haihao,jubenwodoubeishule!”gumengmengzixinmanmandipailepaishouzhongdejuben。

zheishi,daoyanzouleguolai,kandaogumengmengzhunbeiderucichongfen,duitagengjiaguamuxiangkan:“xiaogu,bucuoma!kanlainihenyongxin!”

“xiexiedaoyan!”gumengmengtiantianyixiao。

yipangdelinxiaojianzhuang,liansegengjianankanle。

tayuanbenyiweigumengmenghuibeiheifenheyaoyanjikua,meixiangdaotajuranhainengrucidanding,zheirangtagengjiajidu。

paishekaishi,gumengmengxunsujinruzhuangtai,jiangxiaoyahuandejilingguguaiyanyidelinlijinzhi。

tadeyipinyixiao,yijuyidong,douchongmanlelingqi,fangfotajiushijubenlideneigerenwu。

neixiezhiqiankanbuqitaderendouluchulejingyadebiaoqing,baokuodaoyan。

daoyanyuanbenzhishikanzaiqinyangdemianzishangcaijilegumengmengzheigejihui,meixiangdaotajuranzhendeyouliangxiazi!

gumengmengdechusebiaoxian,rangheifenmengengjianaohuo。

tamenkaishizaiwangshangfengkuangdaijiezou,shituganraopaishe。

“gumengmeng,nigehuaping!jiuzheiyanjiyepeidangyanyuan?”

“daoyan,niyanxialema?juranrangtayanxi?”

“dizhigumengmeng!dizhilanpian!”

heifenmendegongjiyuelaiyuemenglie,shenzhiyourenkaishiptuzaoyao,sanbogumengmengde“heilishi”。

raner,gumengmengbingmeiyoubeizheixieyanlunyingxiang。

tazhuanzhuyuzijidebiaoyan,jiangsuoyoudejinglidoutourudaojiaosezhong。

paishejinxingdaoyiban,turanfashengleyigexiaoyiwai。

daojuzubuxiaoxinnongcuoledaoju,daozhigumengmengzaibiaoyanguochengzhongshuaidaole。

“a!”gumengmengjinghuyisheng,shuaidaozaidi。

“卡!”导演喊停。

heifenmenkandaozheiyimu,gengjiaxingfenle。

“haha,wojiushuotabuxingba!”

“活该!摔死她!”

“gumengmenggunchuyulequan!”

gumengmengrouleroushuaitengdexigai,yaojinyaguan,congdishangpaleqilai。

“meishiba?”qinyangguanqiediwendao。

“meishi,xiaoyisi!”gumengmengbailebaishou,shiyizijikeyijixupaishe。

daoyanyezouleguolai,guanqiedixunwenlegumengmengdeqingkuang。

“hainengjixuma?”daoyanwendao。

gumengmengjiandingdidianlediantou:“keyi!”

tashenxiyikouqi,zhongxindiaozhenghaozhuangtai,zhunbeiyingjiejiexialaidetiaozhan。

zheishi,yigeshenyingguiguisuisuidikaojinledaojuzu……

“ai,xiongdi,nikan……”yigezeimeishuyandenanren,qiaoqiaodisaijidaojushifuyigehongbao。

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