《yule：yishouhaidi，quanwangyiyu》zheibenshumengxiangshidangbaozugongxiedefeichanghao，linsuxiuxiudengmeigerenwugushidoujiaodaidefeichangqingchu，neirongyehenjingcai，feichangzhidekanyue。《yule：yishouhaidi，quanwangyiyu》jianjie：chuhuyiliaode，shenyaojingranyigaifengge，jingranchanglinsude《haidi》。danshi，huoxushimeiyoulinsudeneifenqinggan，queyongzhuoyuedejiqiaozhegailezheifenxiaci。……
“jiexialaizheiwei，qingkuangyouxieteshu。xiangxin5gwangchonglangdeguanzhongdouyinggaizhidao，youyigeyinweiyiyuerqingshengdeupzhuzaiwangshanghuole，zheiyeyinfalequanwangduiyiyuzhengdeguanzhu。xingyundeshi，zheigeupzhubeifaxiandejishi，renbingmeiyoushi。zaizixunletadeyijianle，tatongyijixucanjiajiemu。tajiaolinsu，xiangxindajiakendinghenxiangzhidao，congguimenguanzouhuilaideta，xianzaicikedaodishishenmexiangfa。”
主持人的声音响起。
xianchanghenduorendoukaishixiaoshengdeyilunqilai，jiulianneijigepingweidourenbuzhudedengdaleyanjing。
这节目也太敢了吧？
zheirangtamenzenmeping？yaoshiduifangbolixin，yinweitamendedianpingzailaiyiciqingsheng，neidaoshihoudeyulunyingxiangzenmeban？
jiuliantianhoushenyaodourenbuzhuzhouqilemeitou，tazuijinmeizenmeshangwang，suoyibingbuqingchuzheijianshi。
ercishi，zhibojianlidedanmuyefeikuaidehuaguo。
“jingranshilinsu，tazhendeshangle。”
“haizhenshiherena，wotingshuo，tafabuleneigeshipinhou，tadeneixiefensidoufengleyiyangbaojing。”
“buhuishizuoxiudeba？sijiusiba，haiguyifageshipin。”
“loushangdeshirenwochi，zheikeshiguanfangyijingtongbaode，zenmekenengyoujia！”
“meicuo，nengnazijidemingquzuoxiu，niganma？yaoshijingchazaiwanyidian，neijiuzhendemeijiule！”
....
danmuchaodebukekaijiao，erlinsucishiyijingshangchangle。
shenyaozhabazheyan，kanzhetaishangdeshaonian。
chuanzheyijianxidefabaideniuziku，putongdebaichenshanjiashangyijianchenshan。shouxiaodeshenqu，kanshangquhaoxiangyingyangbuliangyiyang，mianmaodaoshitingxiuqide，zhenggerenjirenganjuejiushihenyayi。
tadeyanshenbingbuxiangqitaneixiexuanshouyiyang，tamenhuoduohuoshaodoudaizhexingfendesecai，haoxiangyanlidouyouguang。
keshizheigeshaonian...yanliquemeiyouguang。
“linsu，hedajiadagezhaohuba。”
zhuchirenyehaoqidedaliangzheyanqianzheigeshaonian，zailinsuzhiqianjieshaoxuanshoudeshihou，doushijianduanliangjuhuajiuwanshile，keshidaoyanqianglieyaoqiuyidingyaoduocaifangyixialinsu。
guanyuyiyuzishadeshi，tayeshizhidaode，shenzhijuedejiemuhenbudidao。renjiadoushengbingle，hairangrenjiashangtaibiaoyan？
“dajiahao，wojiaolinsu。”
linsukanleyiyanxiamianneixiemimimamadeguanzhong，suihoumuguangluozaileyidaoyaoyandeshenyingshang。
neigewulunzhanzaina，douhuifaguangdenvren，youzherangrenhenanrendouhuiweizhifengkuangdemianrong，mianrongxiataneixiuzhangdebojingfangfoxiangshitouzheguangban，tadezhangfaruheisedepububanpisanzaijianshang，sanfazheyourendeguangze，neiyishenjinshenzhangqun，jiangtazhenggeshencaigouledewanmeidequxian。neiyizhongzixin
heyouya，rangrenbuyoudexinshendangyang，zheigenvrenzhenggesanfazheyizhongdutedemeili。
tajiushitianhoushenyao，cishirucijinjulikandaoshenyao，linsunengganjuedaoyuanzhuliuxiadezhinianzaifengkuangdeyingxiangtaneixin。
“haodelinsu，qishibuguanshiwomen，haishixianchangdeguanzhongmen，shenzhishizhibojiandewangyoumendouhenhaoqi。womendouzhidao，nihuanyouyiyuzheng，qianbujiuhaifashengleneiyangdeshi，shishenmexiangfarangnizhanzaizheigewutaini？”
linsuminleminzui，tazhidaokendingtaobibulezheigewenti。huozhe，jiemuzujiushixuyaotazheiyanglaixiyinliuliang。
“laoshishuo，shiyinweimeiqian。”
林苏淡然的说道。
cihuayichu，suoyourendouanjingle。henxianran，meirennengxiangdaolinsuhuizheimeshuo。
zheiyetaidashihuale，laizheilicanjiaxuanxiude，budoushiweileqianma？
“puchi，suiran，danshihenzhenshi！”
“bushigemen，wodouzhunbeihaolezhijindengnishanqingle，nigaozheizhong？”
“zheigemenqueshiyouxiexiaoshuaile，zheimezhenshidehuida，rangwobujinxiangqilewoshuge，yeshiyinweimeiqiancaihuichulaiyingye。”
“qingdajiakouxialiude，shaopendianba。”
“woshiyangou，chongzheigeyanzhi，wofenle！”
....
danmufeikuaihuaguo，kanzheguankanrenshuyuefadezengduo，daoyanyeshiluchulexiaorong。
没错，就是这样。
“hahaha，linsuhaizhenshishicheng。renmendoushuo，zailikaizhiqian，douhuiyouzoumadengshanguo，woxiangzhidao，zaineigeshihou，nishifouyoukanjianshenme？”
zhuchirendalegehaha，xunsudehuanlehuati。
zheizhongwentishushiyouxieguole，jiulianneixiemingxingpingweidoujuedetaiguole。
zhuchirenxiayimiaoyemingbaileguolai，lianmangbujiu：“baoqian，kenenghuiranglinsunixiangdaobuhaodeshi，nikeyixuanzebuhuida。”
linsuyouyulejimiao。suihouzaizhongrendemuguangxia，naqihuatongshuodao：“wokandaolehaidi，meiyourenheshengwu，yipianyouandehaidi。jiexialai，wojiangdailaiwodeyuanchuanggequ《haidi》，xiexie。”
zhuchirenyemingbaibunengzaiwenxiaqule，yushishiqudetuichang。
dengguangandanxialai，zhiliuxiayidaozhangguangluozailinsushenshang。
linsudiaozhenghaozuozihou，suihouhuanhuandedanqijita。
suizhedongrendexuanlvdangyangkailai，xiamiandejigepingweihaiyouxiesanman，cishimengrandengdaleyanjing，shentidoubuyoudezuozhileqilai。
“haobeishangdeqianzou...”
沈瑶喃喃自语。
“sanluodeyueguang，chuanguoleyun~”
“duozherenqun，puchengdahaidelin~”
“hailangdashibaiqun，shitutuinihuiqu~”
youzhegaojigechangjiqiaodelinsu，wanquanbuyongdanxinqitawenti，tadanxindeshiyuanzhuneixinliuxiadeyingxiang，beizheishougezaicidaidongleqilai。
taneixindejuewang，beiaikaishichunchunyudong。
xiangyaochedideyanyihaozheishouge，neitabixufangkai，ertayezheimezuole。
renyouneibeiaideqingxumanyankailai，jiashangtadegechangjiqiao，zhenggexianchangdeguanzhongzhijuedetaishangdeneidaoshenying...fangfoyaobeijuewangjitunshileyiyang。
suoyourendeneixin，doulongzhaojinleyizhongdiluodeqingxuzhong。
“**，**！zheishiyuanchuang？weishenmewoganjuehaozhixia？”
“haobeiliang，haowuzhudexuanlv。”
“zheigeci，haojue...”
“yijinghuanyouzhongduyiyuzhenghaojinianle，tingdaozheishougedexuanlv，wozhijiebengkuile。”
“wohaoxiangzhendekandaoleyipianyouanshenbukecedehaidi，haoxiangyoushenmezaituizhewobutingdeqianjin，zhidaohaishuiyanmei，haozhixi！”
弹幕疯狂的弹跳。
ercishi，linsuhaizaichang。
“hailangqingxixueji，wangxiangwennuanni~”
“wanghaideshenchuting，sheideaimingzaizhiyin~”
“linghunmeirujijing，wurenjiangnichaoxing~”
neibeiaideshengyin，juewangdeshengyin，rangsuoyouxintoudouhaoxiangbeiniezhuleyiyang，haoxiangzhendetoubuguoqilaileyiyang。yanqiansihuzhendechuxianlehailang，eryanqiandeshaonian，yongneikongdongdeyanshenwangzheqianfang，yibuyibu...yibuyibudechaozhehailizouqu，zhidaobeiheiantunmeishenti。
“nixihuanhaifengxianxiandeqixi，caizheshishideshali~”
“nishuorenmendeguhuiyinggaisazaihaili，niwenwosihouhuiqunali，youmeiyourenaini，shijienengfoubuzai？”
dichendesangyin，wanmeidejiangzheishougedebeiliangwuzhudeqingxubiaodalechulai，xianchangdehenduoren，yijingyankuangkaishifahongle。
“zongaiduiliangboderenchezhexiaolian，anshangrenmenlianshangdouguazhewuguan~”
“renjianhaowuliulian，yiqiesanweiyan~”
fangfoyiguzhongchuiban，henhendezazailesuoyourendexintoushang。
zhencanrendexianshia，zheibujiushidangjindeshehuixianzhuangma？renshijianzuibuquefalengmo。
mougedifang，mougezhengzaikanzhibodeshaonv，congneizhuoshangdegezhongtiben，douxianshitashiyigexuesheng。zaitingdaozheilishi，tazhongyushibengkuidedakuleqilai。
tayizhirenshouzhetongxuedebaling，banshangdetongxuedougulita，yinweiduifangbeijing，laoshiyebuguan。erzijidefumuhaiyizhijizhetaxuexishangdeyali，tahenlei，zhendehenlei。
zheiyike，tazhendejuedehuozhehaoleia！
“laibuji，laibuji~”
“你曾笑着哭泣~”
“laibuji，laibuji~”
“你颤抖的手臂~”
....
“laibuji~laibuji~”
“nimingmingtaoyanzhixi~”
danglinsuchangdaozheilishi，chedidejiangneijuewangdeqifentuidao**，ertazaoyijingshentizaiweiweidezhandou，leiliumanmian，shengyinyechuxianlezhandou。
yanqianzheigeshaonian，gaiyouduotongkua？
erzheigeshishang，xiangtazheiyangderen，youruhebeijiushu？
zhende...laibujilema？
shenyaoyouxiehuanghu，tamoleyixialianjia，buzhidaoheshiqueyijingshitoule，yanleibuzijuedehuaguolelianjia。
xuanlvhuanhuandetingzhi，ertaishangdelinsu，jiujiuweicongneijuewangdeqingxuzhongzouchulai。
好痛苦，好窒息！
谁来救救我？
linsuhaoxiangzhendediaoluojinleneishenbujiandidehaidi，zhixiganpumianerlai，tachedidebeiyanmeile！
ercishi，pingweixishang，yidaoshenyinghuranqili，chaozhetaishangzouqu。
tajihushikuaibudezoudaoshaoniandemianqian，suihoujiangshaonianyongruhuaizhong。
qingxiangpubierlai，linsuzhengkaiyanjing，youxieeran。
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