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yigeshenchuanheisefengyidejimeinvzichuxianzailelinxideshiyezhong。
xiushendeheisefengyijihaodezhanshichutadeshencai，weiweichangkai。
yishuangbizhidexiuzhangmeituizainiuzikudebaoguoxiagoulechujimeidexingzhuang。
xiaolianshangdaizheyigejudademojing，zhinengluchuyourendehongchunhetingqiaodebizi。
erlinxikandaotadediyiyan，naohaizhongjiuxunsufangun，zongganjuezheiluchudebanzhanglianjiweishuxi。
erzheiweidoushilirenbingmeiyoukanxianglinxi，zhishikuaibuxiangsigemengwazouleguoqu。
suihoufuxiashenzi，kanxiangyouxiefalengdesigemengwa，chennudao：
“nimensige，shibushixiangbeidaxiaopipile!”
sigemengwacishiyetingzhilekunao，yiwofengdebaoleguoqu。
“wuwuwu，buyaodaxiaopipi，teng!”
“mama，lunjiahaoxiangni!”
weilebubeidaxiaopipi，sigemengwayeshijijinmaimengzhuangcanzhizishi。
erneigebeizhebao，jiweiqingxiudenvhaizicishiyeshizhangchuleyikouqi：
“jie，haihaonilaile，buranwozheiyigerengenbenhongbuguolaia!”
daimojingdenvzitaitoukanleguoqu，kaikoushuodao：
“bushirangnimenzaishizilukoudengyihuidema?wohezhaojiemeikanjian，jiuxialaizhaole!”
qingxiudenvhaiziwunaidao：
“meibanfa，tamenyaochidangao，wojiujinlaijitamenmailianggedangaobei，burankunaozhebukenzou~”
tingdaozheihua，neigedaimojingdenvzikanxiangsigemengwa，lengshengdao：
“shizheiyangma?nimensigexiaohuaidan!bushirangnimentingxiaoyidehuama!”
一个萌娃开口道：
“wo，woxiangcidangao，mamabuyaoshengqima!”
lingyigemengwayenaishengnaiqideshuodao：
“woyexiangci，dangao，haoci…”
turanyouyigemengwatuolilezuzhi，paodaolelinxideshenbian，zhuaizhelinxidekujiao：
“mama，women，haizaodaolebaba!”
linxiyilianmengbi，kanzhedaimojingdenvhaizigangayixiaodao：
“buhaoyisia，woyebuzhidaotamenweishenmehanwobaba。”
daimojingdenvziyesuizhikanxianglelinxi，sihushiweiweiyileng。
guoleyihuiercaikaikoudao：
“meishi，kenengshitamencongxiaomeijiandaobabadeyuanyin，jinintianmafanle!”
suihoukanxianglejigemengwa，kaikoudao：
“haolehaole，buyaonaole，dangaobuxuchi，taitianleyachihuihuaidiaode!
womenhuiqu，nimendezhaonainaijinimenzhunbeilehaoduohaochide!”
tingdaozheihua，sigemengwaqiqiyileng，suihouzhengzheshuilinglingdedayanjing，xiaozuiyipie。
“wuwuwu，keshilunjiazhendehaoxiangcidangao!”
“wo，wobupazhuya…”
“wobuyaohuiqu，woyaokanbaba!”
linxigangayixiao，suihouquanshuodao：
“qishiba，woshizuodangaode，xiaohaizichiyidiandiandangaoqishishimeishide，buyongdanxinzhuya。”
jigexiaojiahuosihushizhaodaolemengyou，likeyouweidaolelinxideshenbian。
“粑粑最好了!”
“mama，niyaotingbabadehua!”
“嗯嗯!”
qizhongyigexiaomengwayecongdaimojingdenvzihuailizhengtuo，xiangqubaolinxidedatui。
erzaizhengtuodeguochengzhong，daishufudemaozibanvzidemojingjidailexialai。
erdanglinxikandaonvzidemiankongdeshihou，zhijielengzhule。
lengyandelianshanghuazhedanzhuang，haokandemouzizhenglvedaichennudekanzhesigedoudingdademengwa。
erzheizhanglian，yiyezhibaiwan!
erzheigenvhaizicishiyefaxianmojingsihudiaole，ranhouhaoxianglvedaixinxudekanxianglelinxi。
zhengzhengdeduishanglelinxiyouxielengzhudeshuangyan。
neigeqingxiudenvhaizicishiyefaxianlinxikandaolezijijiejiedemiankong。
faxianqifenyouxieganga，yushiganjincouleshanglaidangzhulelinxideshixian。
然后哄着几个萌娃：
“pingpinganan，nimenkeshigegehejiejie，tinghuayidian!jididimeimeizuogebangyang!”
jigemengwazhengzhedayanjinghushanhushandekanxiangleqingxiudenvhaizi：
“不要!”
“wo，woyaobaba!buyaotinghua!”
haizimendenaiyindaduanlelinxihenvhaizizhijiandeduishi。
suihoutaganjinbamojingdaishang，kanxianglesigemengwa：
“bixutinghua!hemamayiqihuijia!youhaochide!”
zheiyihuijigemengwabuganshuohuale，danshixiaoshouhaishijinjindezhuazhulinxidekujiao。
xiaozuiminlemin，yicengwuqizaidayanjingzhongmanmandechuxian。
ganggangdekunaozhishijigehaiziguyizuochulaidexingwei。
erxianzai，jigemengwasihushizhendeyouxieshangxinle。
jinyunkanzhesigeyanjingmenglongdemengwa，xinzhongweiweiyizhan。
suihouqingshengtanleyikouqi，kanxianglinxi：
“nihao，yaoshibujieyidehua，nengchuqutanyixiama?”
linxicishiyecongmengbizhonghuizhuanleguolai，meixiangdaodangchuneigerangtayiyejianbaiwandenvhaizixianzaijuranshisigemengwadelaomale。
tingdaojinyunkaikou，yeshilimahuidao：
“行!”
qingxiudenvhaizixinzhongyeshibuyoudeyouxieqiguai。
zijidejiejieyinggaishihezheigenanshengdiyicijianmianba，zheiyoushenmehuashuo?
nandaoshidingzhutabuyaoshuochuzijishisigehaizimazheijianshi?
erlinxicishilveweifeilidezhengtuolesigehaizidebaoweiquan，genzhejinyundejiaobulaidaoledianwai。
cishizheitiaojiedaoshangjihumeiyouleshenmexingren。
linxiroulerouhounaoshao，kanxiangchenmodejinyunyouxiegangadikaikoudao：
“nifangxin，wobuhuibaneijianshishuochuqude，nidelaogongkendingbuhuizhidaozheijianshi。”
jinyunqingshengtanleyikouqi，kanxianglailelinxi，youyoudao：
“我没有老公!”
linxilianshangdegangaweiweiyizhi，nenedao：
“buhaoyisia，wobuzhidaonilihunle~”
晋芸有些无奈：
“我也没有离婚。”
林溪有点懵了：
“nei，zheisigexiaojiahuobushinihaizi?”
jinyunyaoleyaotou，suihoupiaoleyiyansizhousihumeiren，qingchuyikouqi：
“tamenshiwodehaizi，yeshinidehaizi!”
zheicilinxichedimengle，woteniangdeneiwannandaowangjijiwoxiongdichuanshanggongzuofule?
zaishuole，jiuyiwanshang，yifazhongde?
还是四个!
linxikanlekansigemengwa，nannandao：
“wojiapochanle，ewomeishenmeyongde!”
tingdaozheihua，jinyunhaokandeetoudunshiyongxianleyigenqingjin，yaoyaqiechidao：
“womeieni!woyebuxiangrangnifuze!”
林溪有些奇怪道：
“nei，nishishenmeyisi?”
jinyunqinghuyikouqi，pingxilezijixintoudebufen，kaikoudao：
“buguannixiangbuxiangxin，tamendequeshinidehaizi!
woyemeishenmerangnifuzedeyuwang，zhishixiwangniyihounengouerpeipeitamen。
buyongchengrennishitamendefuqin，wozhishijuedehaizimencongxiaoqueshilefuai，xiangyaobuchangyixiatamen。
当然!我会付钱!”
linxidongle，zheishi，xiangrangwodangnaibaa!
jiuzaizheishi，linxideerbianchuanlaileyidaojixiehuadeshengyin。
【ding，zuiqiangnaibaxitongyijihuo!
xinshoudalibaoyifabu，qingsuzhujishilingqu!】
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