月老在隔壁三无小耀-著

小说简介

xiaoshuo《yuelaozaigebi》，youzuozhesanwuxiaoyaodujiaqinglisuochuangzuowanchengde，wenlidedaibiaorenwuyouwenyanqinyan，xiaoshuoneironggenggai：danciguominfanyingyifang（wenyan）xuxiangjiafangzhifujingshensunshibuchangjinrenminbi500yuanzheng。qinyanyongtaneiqianshangyihetongdejinbi，mantiaosilidizaijiafangweizhiqianxia……

精彩章节

diyizhang：dangpipeiduixiangbianchengjinmaowenyandingzhediannaopingmu，ganjuetaiyangxuetutuzhitiao，xueguanliliudebushixue，

shijiabanguoliangnongsuodeyuanqi。

pingmushangshigongsineibuneigehaizaiceshijieduande“yuanqianyixian”zhinengpipeixitonghoutai，

gaoquanxianzhanghaodetousu：yonghuid：qy_ceotousuneirong：guisipipeisuanfashinagouliangxunliandema？

jianyihuiluzhongzao。pipeiduixiang：jinmaoxunhuiquan“dafu”，nianling3sui，aihaozhuiweiba，tezhangchituoxie？

futu：yonghutouxiangyuxitongshengchengpipeiduixiangpintietu。

tushiwenyandeemengjuxianghua——yizhangshigongsimenjinxitongzhuapaideyunyingzongjianqinyan：caijiandetidegaodingxizhuang，

yisibugoudebeitou，binglengfenglideyanshen。

lingyizhangshiwenyanshoujixiangcelitajiashagoudafudejingdianzhao：liezhedashetoushaxiao，

toudinghaibeitaegaoplegefensehudiejie。xitongbuzhichoushenmefeng，bazheiliangzhangtucubaopintiezaiyiqi，

xiamianhaishengchengyixingfenhongqipaozi：「mingzhongzhudingdemaorongrongbanlv！

xiangsidu：99%（yanshentongyangchongmanzhihui）」wenyan：“……”huimieba，ganjinde。

chanpinbuneiqunchengxuyuan，tongtonggaibeijitian！tazheigekubirenzizhuanyuan，tiantianjiabanjizheiqundayeca**，

xianzaihaole，cadaodingtoudabosstoushangle。“wangwang！”jiaobianchuanlaishuxidedongjing。wenyanjiadedagongchen，

jinmaoxunhuiquandafu，zhengyongpengsongdedanaodaigongtadetui，weibayaodexiangluoxuanjiang，

xianranmeiyishidaozijijijiangyinweitazheizhangshagouzhao，haizhurendiudiaofanwan。“dafuadafu，

”wenyanyouqiwulidilulebagoutou，“nishuonichulechihemaimeng，hainenggansha？

xianzailianqindamotoude‘hongxian’douganjiehule？”tagangxiangbatousujietufajijishubuxiaoqunfengkuangtucao，

zhoubuxiaoxinpengdaofangzaizhujixiangshangdeupan——neigecunchuzhe“yuanqianyixian”yuanshiceshishujukudejiamiupan。

jiuzaiupanhuangyouzheyaodiaoxiaqudeshunjian，pangbianzhengshituyongweibajita“chuibei”dedafu，

weibajianjingzhundisaoguolejianpanzuixingmudeneigeanjian——f5（shuaxin）。zizi——pa！

bangongshitianhuabandeleddengguanjitifachuyishengguiyide**，

suijibaokaiyipianrouhede……fenhongsexinxingguangxiao！yinshuijixiangshiturandeleqiguanyan，gudugudufengkuangmaopao，

tuchulaidebushishui，shimeiguihuaban！“wenjie！wenjiejiumingaaa！

”bangongshimenbeixingzhengxiaomeiaimiyibaimichongcidesuduzhuangkai，tashouliduanzhedekafeibeili，

bengaishihesedeyetizhengfangunzheshanliangdefenhongsepaopao，“kafeiji、dayinji、yinshuijiquanfengle！

kafeijizhuchulexinxinglahuakafei，dayinjizaituxitangbaozhuangzhi，yinshuiji……wuwuwutazaichanmeiguilu！

”wenyanzhijuedeyiguliangqicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai。tamengdizhanqilaixiangchongxiangguzhangyuan，

yanqianqueturanjingxiangdabian——wushugenhuocuhuoxi、huominghuoandehongsesixianpingkongchuxian，

rutong3dtexiaobanzaitashiyelihuanhuanpiaodong，zonghengjiaocuo，

chanraozaibangongshilidemeiyigerenshenshang：chengxuyuanxiaozhangdehongxianlianzheqiantaimeizilili，

xingzhengaimidehongxianpiaopiaodangdangxiangzhegebiyingxiaobuxiaoshuaige……xiayimiao，bangongshibinglengdebolidamenbeituikai。

shencaiqizhang、qichangzuyirangshiwenzhoujiangshidudeyunyingzongjianqinyan，

dingzheyizhangbiwannianhanbinghailengdelianzoulejinlai。wenyantongkongdizhen！zaitade“yuelaoshijiao”li，

yidaomuzhicuxi、jinguangshanshan、jihuningchengshizhidehongxian，rutongyoushengmingban，

shudicongtazijidexinkouweizhizuanchu！xiangtiaojinsedelingshe，shunjianchanraoshangleqinyanchuizaishencedezuoshouwan，

sisididalegejie！zheihaibushizuijingsongde。lingyigenxiangduixiruo、shanzheyinbaiseweiguangdehongxian，

congtaxinzanglingyicetanchu，zhanweiweidi、wubijingzhundi，lianjiedaole——zhengdunzaidishang，

kuailedikenzheyigexiangpiyazidedafubozishangdexiangquanlingdang！“jieshi。”qinyandichenbinglengdelianggezi，

xiangliangkebinglizizazaiwenyanguntangdesixushang。

tazhoumeidanledanjiantouzhanshangdeyidiankeyijinmao（zuikuihuoshoudafuzhengxinxudiyongzhuaziwulian），

dongzuoyouyaquedaizheshafaqi。jinjiezhe，tasihubeishenme**dao，mengdicetou，

daleyigejiqixiangliang、shenzhidaizhedianxionghenyiweide——“ati！！！

”zheigepentizhendebangongshilipiaodangdemeiguihuabandouzhanlejizhan。erzaiwenyanyanzhong，

zheigepentijianzhishizainanqianzhao！qinyanneishuangshensuide、pingshizhidaoyingzhekpihebaobiaodeyanjingli，

cikejingranshanguoyisinanyichajuedeliujinseguangmang！neiguangmangbingleng、ruili，chongmanlefeirendeyapogan。

tachelechezuijiao，luchuyigejueduisuanbushangyouhaode“weixiao”：“wenzhuanyuan，

guanyuguisizheige‘zhinengpipeixitong’，

yijiwobangongshilizhengzaijinxingde‘meigui**’……nizuihaojiwoyigehelideshuofa。”taweiweiqingshen，

shengyindichenweixian：“huozhe……wozhijie‘tun’diaonixiabanniandexiangmujiangjinhejinshengzige？”nei“tun”zi，

beitayaodegewaiqingxiyouli，wenyanshenzhihuaiyizijitingjianlejinbidingdangzuoxiangdeshengyin。

wenyankankanchanzaizijixinkou（haifenlelianggecha！）dehongxian，kankanqinyanshouwanshangshanxiayandejinxian，

zaikankanzijiashagouxiangquanshangneidaoyinxian，zuihoujuewangdikanxiangyanqianzheiweiyanshennengchiren（zimianyiyishangdechi？

）dezongjian。zheiposhixiyuelao，sheiaigansheiganqu！dierzhang：hetongyugoumaoguominsantianhou，

wenyanganjuezijixianggeqianlemaishenqidekelianchong。tazuozaiqinyanneijiankanbiwuxingjijiudiantaofangdebangongshili，

mianqiantanzheyifen《teshushijianchulijilaowubuchanghetongbuchongtiaokuan（fujiaxieyijia）》。

zhuxieyineironghenguanfang：wenyanzuoweixiangmuzhijiefuzeren（beiguoxia），

xuquanquangenjinchuliyinbugduiqinzongjianzaochengdekunrao，zhizhixitongxiufuwancheng。erneifenfujiaxieyijia，

zeshiliangrenzaichashuijian“shenduqiatan”（wenyandanfangmianbeinianya）houdechanwu。

tiaokuan）：weihuanjiexitongbugduijiafang（qinyan）zaochengdechixuxingjingshenkunrao（biaoxianweitedingguominfanying），

jiafangxumeiriqinzipeitongyifangsuoshuchongwuquan“dafu”jinxinghuwaihuodong，

shizhangbushaoyuliangxiaoshi（fenzaowangeyici，meiciyixiaoshi）；huwaihuodongqijian，

jiafangxuyangezunshouxiangguantiaoli，

paixiewu；ruohuodongqijianjiafangyinyifangchongwumaofadengyinsuyoufapenti、liuleidengguominfanying（xujishijilu），

danciguominfanyingyifang（wenyan）xuxiangjiafangzhifujingshensunshibuchangjinrenminbi500yuanzheng。

qinyanyongtaneiqianshangyihetongdejinbi，mantiaosilidizaijiafangweizhiqianxiadaming，zhiguanjiexiuzhangyouli，

shangxinyuemu，ruguohulvehetongneirongdehua。wenyanzeganjuezijixianggebeibiqianmaishenqidekelianchong，

youqishizaitazhuazhedafumaorongrongdezhuazi，

zaiyifangweizhianshangneigeshilulu、zhanzhegoubingganzhademeihuazhuayinhou。bangwan，

xiyangjixieziloulinlidecbdranshangyimonuanse。wenyanqianzheyichangxingfen、weibakuaiyaochengluoxuanjiangdedafu，

zhanzailouxialvhuadaipang。chuanzhechunshougongdingzhixizhuang、pixiezengliangdenengdangjingzideqinyan，

cikeshouliquezuanzheyigen…lianghuangse、yinmankatonggutoutuandeqianyinsheng。

tatingbadeshenyingyuzheigenshengzigouchenglecbdyidaojiqiguiyiqiexijingdefengjingxian。

luguoderenqunfenfentoulaitanjiu、biexiao、shenzhipaizhaodemuguang。qinyandeliansebipingshihaiyaolengshangsanfen，

zuanzheqianyinshengdeshoujindexiangwozheshaohongdeluotie：“wenzhuanyuan，worenweiyoubiyaozhongshenyixia，woshiyunyingzongjian，

bushi……”tadehuabeiyingmianfulaidewanfengyelehuiqu。

fenglidaizhedafuganggangzaicaodishangkuailedagunshicengshangdeqingcaosuixiehegoumao。

qinyandebikongweibukechadidongledong，meitoushunjiansuosi。tamengdipingzhuhuxi，

xiahexianjinbeng——neigekepade、jiazhi500yuandepenti，yankanjiuyaopenboerchu！

wenyanjihushitiaojianfanshediyibushangqian，shuangshouqishang！yizhixiaoshouzhijiewuzhuleqinyangaotingdebizi，

lingyizhishouzewuzhuletadezui！shijiefangfoshunjiananjingle。qinyanhunshenjiangying，liujinsedetongkongweiweifangda，

nanyizhixindikanzhejinzaizhichidewenyan。tanengqingxidiganshoudaotazhuoredehuxipenzaizijidehukoushang，

haiyouzijizhangxincengdaode、tashenshangneiguqingliexuesongheangguizhizhanghunhedelengxiangwei。

ertazijishoushangcanliudegougoubingganzha，yecengzaileqinyanganjingdeherendexiabashang。“biezhu！zongjian！

jiuyixia！”wenyanyadishengyin，jihuzaiyongqishengsihou，lingyizhishouhaijinzhangxixidizhizhehetongfangxiang，

“zheige！zheigepentita……tazhiwoyigeyuedefangzua！nirenyiren！qiunile！

weilenidejiangjinwodeshenghuo！”qinyanbeiwuzhekoubi，menmendishengyincongtazhifenglijichulai，

daizheyisibuyichajuede、beimaofandenaonuhe……weimiaodebiyin？

“shou…nakai…you…yougoumao…”“meiyougoumao！neishiziyoudeweidao！”wenyanjidekoubuzeyan。

jiuzaizhei“wuzuizhipen”deguiyijiangchishike，dafuqueduibuyuanchuyizhibengdadekejichanshenglenonghouxingqu，

“aowu”yishengjiuxiangchongguoqu。shengzibeimengdiyizhuai，qinyanzhongxinbuwen，shentixiayishiqianqing。

wenyanweilebaochipinghengwudegengjin，

lingyizhishouhuangluanzhongyibachezhuleqinyanxizhuangqianjinshangdeneimeijingzhidejinsedunxingxiongzhen！“yongzheigedizhai！

qinzongjian，zheigekanqilaihenzhiqian，chunjindeba？”wenyanniezhexiongzhen，fangfozhuazhulejiumingdaocao，

naoziyiretuokouerchu。jiuzaixiongzhenbeichexiadeshunjian，

guoxiongzhendebeimian——jixidehuatiyingwenkezheliangxingxiaozi：「propertyofqilin」

otformortalhands)（pixiuzucaichanfanrenzhishoubukexiedu）wenyan：“！

！！”k……qilin？pixiu？！taganjuezijidexueyeshunjianlianglebanjie，

yiguhanqicongjiaodibanzhicuantianlinggai。qinyanyandidejinguangzhouranbaozhang，weixianderutongjijiangchuqiaodeliren。

tafanshoukouzhulewenyanhaiwuzaizijizuishangdeneizhishouwan，zhijianchuanlaidelidaodadejingren，

daizheyizhongfeirendebingleng。“fanren，”tadichendesangyinbinglengcigu，meigezidouxiangguozhebingcha，

“sizidongyong，naizhiyituduoqupixiuzushengwuzhe，anzugui……”“aowu——wang！！！

”yishengxiangliangyoudaizhediandeyiyangyangdegoufei，yingshengshengdaduanleqinyandesiwangxuangao。liangrenjiangchizhetongshiditou。

zhijianwenyandelingyige“dazhizi”，qinyanjianeizhiwufawutian、mingwei“chaichai”dehashiqi，

buzhiheshizhengtuolebaomudeqianyin，zhengjuezhe**，

fengkuangdiyongzhuaziheyachiduifuzhepangbianshequxuanchuanlanshangzuixinzhangtiede《shequdanshenxiangqinjiaogongyuexize》。

gouzhuaheyachisuoguozhichu，zhanxindegaoshibiandecanburendu。erzaineiyipianlangjiezhong，

beihashiqikoushuizhanshiyoubeizhuazihuadewaiqiniubadetiaowendiyixing，

yichangqingxidixiezhe：di1tiao：canyubenxiangqinjiaohuodongzhe，qizeoubiaozhunjixingweizhunze，

xuzunxunshehuizhuyihexinjiazhiguan，

qinyanxianshengyujinmaoxunhuiquan“dafu”qiandingde《teshushijianchulijilaowubuchanghetongbuchongtiaokuan》mofanfanli。

wenyan：“……”huimieba，zheigoubirizimeifaguole！

gou、wupenti、peiqian（zhuyaoshiwenyanpei）hefangzhichaichaichaijia（zhuyaoshiqinyantouteng）zhongjifeigoutiaodiguozhe。

wenyanganjuezijibushizaijiqinyandagong，shizaijiliangzhigouheyigepixiudangbaomu。zheitianxiawu，

wenyanzhengjiaotoulanedixiugaiyifenbeiqinyandahuilaisancidebaobiao，

chashuijianturanchuanlaiyishengjuxiangheaimidejianjiao。wenyanchongguoquyikan，

zhijiangongsixinmaide、jiazhibufeidesaotuoyitijizhengsijiaochaotian（ruguotayoujiaodehua）tangzaidishang，

lunzihaizaitulaodikongzhuan。

pangbianzhanzheshouzuwucuodeaimiheyilianwugudedafu——dafudeweibajianhaizhanzhedianshuizi。“wenjie！

ta、tazijichongchulaizhuangfanlewodekafei！ranhoudafuyiweiba……tajiufanchele！”aimikuaikule。