doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《yule：zhengtiangegejiao，zenmebujiannixiadan》，shizuozhelaiqujieshiziyoufengjingxinyuanchuangwanchengde，zhuyaorenwuyouchujiuqinshou。zheibenxiaoshuojiangshuleyigekourenxinxiandegushi，qingjiejincou，yinrenrusheng。xiaozhangdangchuyeshiyangmingfangdexuesheng，shenzhizijilaoshideyingpiqi，chujiushitazheiyijieqinzidaidexuesheng，talaorenjiahuduzineishichuleming……
xiaoyidenaocanfendiyicijianzheimeshengmengdefanji，
wangchangtamenweigongdeduixiangyaomelimafadaoqianshengming，yaomejiuaimazhuangsi。
xianzaipengshangyigebitamenhaihuimade，yishijianhainabuchuhaobanfazhicai。
henkuai，zaixiaoyihejingjirendeanshixia，jiuyoufentouzaifensiqunlichulezhuyi，
“zanmenquchonglejingyideguanbo！”
yihubaiying，zhanchangxunsubeizhuanyidaolejingzhouyishuxueyuandeguanbo，
[lajixuexiao，jiaochulajixuesheng！]
[kaichuchujiuxueji，buranyihoubiexiangzaizhaodaoxueshengle！]
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jingyiguanbozongbunengxiangchujiuyiyangjianlai，zhihaoguanbilepinglunqu。
shiqinghenkuaijiuchuandaoxuexiaolingdaoceng，xiaozhangxunsuzhaokailehuiyi。
“dajiashuoshuokan，duiyuchujiutongxuezheijianshiyinggaicaiqushenmefangshichuli？”
校长率先发言。
“zheijianshiduixuexiaodeshengyuyoubuxiaodeyingxiang，zaiwokanlai，cuozaichujiuyanyubudang，rangtafagedaoqianshengmingba。”
shuohuadeshibiaoyanxiyuanzhang。
“ng，xuexiaodemingshenghaishiyaoweihude，wozantong！”
daoyanxiyuanzhangbiaoshizhichizheiyangchuli。
“嘭！”
yinlexiyuanzhangyangmingfanghenpaileyixiazhuozi，
“zenme！bushinimenzijidexidexueshengjiubudanghuishi！haoyigecuozaichujiuyanyubudang！nimenjiwoshuoshuo，nalibudangle！”
“jingzhoubanshudeyirendoushicongwomenjingyichuqude，xianzaimianduiyigeliuliangmingxingwomenjingyijiuyaoditou？jiuyaobazijixueshengdiuchuqu？”
“bieshuochujiumeizuocuoshi，jiushizuocuole，womenzheiqundanglaoshideyeyinggaibangta，yigelianggede，zheixieniandouhuodaogouduzilile，haiyougeweirenshibiaodeyangzima！”
yangmingfanggetoubugao，tatoushangdebaifasuizheshentiqifubuduanpiaodong，yanshenquerufengrenbanruili，
saoshiyiquan，qitayuanxideyuanzhangjieshibuganhetaduishi。
xiaozhangdangchuyeshiyangmingfangdexuesheng，shenzhizijilaoshideyingpiqi，chujiushitazheiyijieqinzidaidexuesheng，talaorenjiahuduzineishichulemingde，yeshilianmanganfu，
“yanglaoshi，bieshengqi，xianzaijiushitantaotantao。”
qitalaoshiyelianmangfuhe，zongsuanquanlexialai。
jiezheyoutaolunlehaoyihui，queshizhongmeinengnaxiagehaozhuyi。
rangchujiuzijichengdan，yangmingfangbutongyi，rangxuexiaoyinggang，xiaozhangyebutaizhichi。
zongguishijingyijinshijinianmeichuguotebieyouxiudexuesheng，quanzilidezhongshengdaijingyixueshengyouxieduandangle，diqibuzu。
“嗡嗡嗡！”
yangmingfangfangzaizhuoshangdeshoujizhendongleqilai，
naqishoujizhunbeiguadiao，quefaxianshichujiudalaide，
jianzhongrenwangxiangta，tajuqishoujishiyi，
“chujiutongxuededianhua，wojieyixia。”
“wei，yanglaoshi，woshichujiu，youdianshixiangtuoninbangbangmang。”
chujiudeshengyincongdianhuaneitouchuanlai。
“nifangxin，nishijingyidexuesheng，jingyibuhuibuguannide。”
yangmingfangshuozhehaikanlexiaozhangyiyan，jixubuchongdao：
“jiushixuexiaobuguannile，laoshihaiyouxierenmai，zongnenghuzhunide。”
校长讪讪地笑了笑。
chujiuzaizheitouyouxiemobuzhetounao，
buguohaishitingchuleyanglaoshiduizijideaihu。
“xiexieyanglaoshi，buguowozhaonibushiweilezheige，woshixiangbawobiyewanhuidegequhuanyixia，zuihaonengbawodiaodaoyazhoushangchang。”
“yazhoushangchang？huange？”
yangmingfanglveweiyileng，henkuaijiumingbaileguolai，
“nishixiangkaozuopinlaihuijiwangshangdeyanlun，weizijizhengming？youxinxinma？”
chujiuxinxiang，wangshangdeyanlunwoyijinghuijiguole，shezhanqunru，rangtamenkuibuchengjunledou。
yazhouhuange，shiweilezhuazhuzheiyiboliuliang，yijudaxiangmingqi，shunbianzaihenhendidaheifendelian。
buguolaoshizheimeaihuziji，kendingyaoshunzhetadexinyi。
“shide，yanglaoshi，worenweiyinleshangdejiufenjiuyinggaiyongyinlelaijiejue，woyouzheigezixin！”
chujiukankanxitongshangchenglimanmandeshenzuogequ，zixinxindouyaobaopenglehaoba。
“hao！zheijianshibaozailaoshishenshang！”
yangmingfangxinqingdahao，zijidexueshengbushixiangpaolaizhaotaqiubiyoudenaozhong，fanershixianghenhendifanji，
不愧是自己的学生！
“xiexieyanglaoshi！neiwoxianzaijiuquzuozhunbei！”
gualedianhua，yangmingfangzhanleqilai，weiweiqianqing，shuangshouchengzaihuiyizhuoshang。
“biyewanhuiyazhouchuchang，geweimeiyouyijianba？”
qitayuanzhangwangzhetaneifuniganshuogebuzijiuyaonimingdemoyang，fenfenyaotou。
henkuai，jingyiguanboanzhaoguanli，zaiweiboshanggongbulebiyewanhuidejiemudan，bingqiefangkailepinglun。
jingyimeiniandebiyewanhuidouhuishixianchangzhibo，bingqiemeiyoushezhirenhezhibobanquan，
weidejiushijimeiyijiedasixueshengyigewutai，zhanxianziji，songtamenzuihouyicheng。
cengjingdejingyibiyewanhuihaochengjingzhouzhixing，jinxienianyijingmeiyouneiyangdeyingxiangli。
buguozheiciweiboyifachu，jiushigeshiwunianzaicidengshangresoudiyi。
[jingyibiyewanhui，chujiuyazhou]
zhiyinweijiemudanshangyazhoujiemuliqingqingchuchudexiezhe：
duchangjiemu：《lanlianhua》
表演者：楚久
xiaoyidefensikandaochujiujiugenjiandaoshafuchourenyiyang，
fengkuangdezaiguanboxiajinxingshuaping，
[lajixuexiaozheishimeirenlema，rangzheizhongzhaziyazhou！]
[haichangge，bibushanggegedeyigen。]
[rangtagunxiaqu！zhihuijidugegedefeiwu！]
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suizhedengdingresoudiyi，chiguadelurenyedianlejinlai，
[huojiujian，jingyijuranshangresoudiyile，zheigechujiushisheia？]
[kanlezhaopian，haoshuai，qidaibiaoyan，shundaishuoyiju，pinglunquzhenechou！]
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[chujiuzheirenzhenxinmeng，bujinbuguanpinglunqu，hainengduipen，zhenshikongburusi！]
lurenduixiaoyifensizheizhongshuapingdepenzimeiyidianhaogan，
shenzhiyouyizhongniyuepen，woyueganxingqu，
dianjinchujiuweibokandaotayigerenshezhanqunru，dashasifangdemoyang，
gengshizhihuxiaomuniuyaoweiba——jinxianniubi！
xiaoyifensiqunli，fentouyijingkaishizuozhanhuiyile：
“jingyibiyewanhuishixianchangzhibo，daoshihouwomenquzhibojianhenhendishua，rangtashenbaiminglie！”
“woshoujipingbandiannaosangeshebeiguabutongdezhibopingtai，shibirangchugouzhidaowomendelihai！”
“weilegege！***chugou！”
chujiuduiciyiwusuozhi，buguojiusuanzhidaole，
yezhihuibiaoshi，yiquntujiwagou，takeshihuale50000jianbi，duihuanle《lanlianhua》hechujilinghundeshengyinjineng。
dongbudonghuaxiacizhixiehuihuizhang，huaxiatuixuexiehuihuizhang、zhongshihuaquanqiuzhanlvehezuohuoban、chuanzangxianxianzhang、318guodaoxuweixudaozhangdeshilia！
yishou《lanlianhua》，jiuhuirangnimingbai，shenmeshiziyou，shenmejiaoqingchunmeiyoushoujia，yingzuozhida**！
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