jingxuandeyipiandoushishenghuowenzhang《yanluozhizhu》，redufeichanggao，xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyoulinfenglinying，wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai，zuozhejiabingkuai，wenzhangxiangqing：“ma，nizaiyiyuandengzheyingyingchushoushushi，wohenkuaijiuhuihuilai。zheixierenyidingshiyeziwenpailaide，woyaota，xuezhaixuechang！”……
第16章
“yeziwen，woshale，youruhe！？”
yiyuanbingfangnei，linfengdeyijuhuarangsuoyourendoushayanle。
bushaorenmudengkoudaidekanzheta，haosikanzheyigefengziban。
zheijiahuo……zheijiahuofenglema？
dangzherenjiamiansharen，zheibushizhaosima？
nandaotabuzhidaoshenmejiaopama！
zhongrenzhenhan，dangzheyejiadejiubing，shaleyejiadedashaoye，zheijianzhishizhaosiyiban。
zheibiangu，yeranglongyelengzaidangchang，xuanjitaetouqingjinbaoqi，lianshanghengroumengdiyizhan。
“妈的，疯子！”
“真是一个疯子！”
“doujiwoshang，shaleta，shaleta！”
baonuhechishengtuokouerchu，qishenhouyizhongshouxiafenfenchouchuduandao，nuhezhechongxianglelinfeng。
bianshangyishenghushijingjiaoqilai，ganmangdouwuzhuyanjing，shengpaxiayikekandaoneishaleyeziwendewuzhixiaozi，beirenduochengroujiang。
huoxuzheizhongbuzhitiangaodihoudexiaozi，jiugailuoderucidexiachangba。
bijingbupahudeniudu，douyijingjinlelaohudeduzi。
kelinfengjiuzhanzaizheirulangsihudedirenmianqian，zhidaodiyibaduandaolinjin，caimengdiyigeshanshenduokai，xuanjiyijiaochuaizaiduifangfubu。
‘嘭！’
jinjiezhejudadelidaohengsaoerchu，longyeshouxiazhongrenzhijuehaosizhuangdaolehuocheshang，beidangchangsaodehengfeierchu，koutuxianxue。
chaneijianshengfuyifen，neixieyishenghushizhengkaiyan，faxiandaoxiadebushineiwuzhideyejiazhuixu，fanershineirulangsihudexiongedashou。
longyetongkongweisuo，tazheigerensuirankanqilaicuzhidaye，kexinsiquegewaiminrui，zheihuiqingxingzijicongming，jiangshenbianzuilihaitouhaodashoudaileguolai。
“ajun，shang，jiwofeileta！”
lengheyisheng，shenpangyigedaizhemojingdegaomaonianqingrenyiyueerchu。
cirenzhengshilongyeshouxiadetouhaogaoshou，chushan。
pingriliershigezhuanghanqiqichushou，doubushitadeduishou，zheiyeshiyezhangqiuzhulongyedeyuanyin。
chushanchongruchangzhong，mengranyiquanhongchu，shunjianjingfenglinglie，qishijingren！
linfengjianlairensihuyoudianbenshi，dantianre.liushunjianyongshangquantou，yeshiyiquandachu。
liangquanzhayixiangyu，bianbaofachuyigulingrenyasuandeguliesheng！
“啊！”
canjiaoshengzichushandekouzhongfachu，neizixindemianrong，henkuaibianhuazuoleniuquhetongku。
yiquanguohou，tawuzheshoubeiliangqiangtuilehaojibu。
zixikanqu，neiquantoujingshimeilexingzhuang，qizhonggutoudoubeidabao。
龙爷被吓住了。
zheigelinfeng，jingnengqianghengzhici？
mengdiduishangneilengmodemuguang，taxinzhongyebumianyihan，dantacongbushifuruanderen。
“linfeng，nishixiangdezuijiangwandesuoyourenma！”
“moshuozhaojia，jiushiyejianiyedezuibuqide！”
kelinfengquezhishikanletayiyan，lianhuiyingdexingqudoumei，bianzhuantoudanyoudekanxiangbingchuangshangdemeimei。
taweiyipade，jiushigangcaidedongjingchaodaolemeimei。
erzheishi，zhaobeichuanderenmazhongyugandao，suizhejiliangjipuchetingzaileyiyuandamenqian，yixingrenlikebianjiangzhengjianyiyuanbaowei。
erzaibingfangli，jinghunweidingdeyishengtanchutouxiangzoulangwaikanqu，gengshidengyuanleyanjing。
“zhei……zheizenmezheixierendoulaile？”
“wodetian，wandanle，zheixiawomenyiyuanyaowandanlea！”
“wokan，yaobuganjinbaneigefengzijiaochuquba，kendingshilaizhuatade。”
……
waimiandeqingjing，rangyishengmenhuangzhangqilai，shenzhiyourentiyiganjinbalinfengjiaochuqu。
yishijianrenqunzhongsaoluanqilai。
“都怕什么？”
mayuanzhangkandemeitoujinzhou，hechiyisheng。
heng，zheibangyouyanbushitaishandejiahuo，nalizhidaoxirizonghengsihaiyanwangdidelihai？
tadeshenfen，bianshidongjingzhanbuzongzhanglaile，yedewanyaoxingli。
“chuleshenmeshi，youwodanzheni。”
shuobazhuantoukanxianglinfeng，shentailimabiandegongjingwubi。
“linshenyinifangxin，woshenweiyuanzhang，zaijiangwanhaishirenshixierende，wochuquhetamenshuo。”
mayuanzhangshuowanzhengyaochuqu，quebeilinfenglazhuyaoleyaotou。
“buyongle，zheijianshi，woyirenzuoshiyirendang，woquhuihuizheixieren。”
shuowan，tabianyibajiangyeziwendeshititileqilai，huanhuanxiangyiyuandamenzouqu。
片刻后。
danglinfengtizheyijushitichuxianzaiyiyuandamenqian，menkouderenlimataiqiqiangkouduizhunleta！
kanjianrenchulai，zhaobeichuanzhongzhongyiquanzazaicheshenshang，yachiyaodegazhizuoxiang。
“xiaozi！nihaodadegoudanzi！”
“juranganshawozhaojiaershaoye，nizhizuima！”
bansuizhetadebaohe，shushigeqiangkouduizhunleyiyuanmenkouneigeshouxueshenying。
kelinfengtingdaozhizuierzi，quehuranxiaolexiao。
“知罪？”
“我为什么要知罪？
“zhaoqitagaisha，tagaisi！
hualuo，tataiyankanxiangzhaobeichuan，neigangyidemianrongshang，yishuanglenglimouzimeiyousihaojuse。
“suoyi，nishizhaojiapailaizhaowosuanzhangde？
zhaobeichuanxinyouchayi，zheijiahuobushifengleba？
mianduizijizheimeduoshouxiabaowei，juranhaizheimeyoudiqi？
“heng，nishalezhaoqi，shalewozhaojiadeershaoye，fanletaotiandazui，haibuganjinguixiarenzuifufa！”
tingdaozhaoqidemingzi，linfenglianshangluchubuxieshense。
“woshaleta，youcuoma？”
“zhaoqiheyeziwenxianghugoujie，weihuojiangwan，zuochubuzhiduoshaozhugouburushangtianhailideshi。”
“tamenliangrenjiushishehuideduliu，liuzaizheigeshishang，zhihuiranggengduorenshouhai。”
linfenghuayupingjing，yanditouzhenanyiyanyudelengyi。
“zheizhongduliu，wobangzhaojiaquchule，nimennandaobuyinggaiganxiewoma？”
“erqie，zhaoqizuidadecuowujiushitaxiangshanghaiwomeimei。”
“suoyizuijiayideng，bixudesi！”
huashuodaozhei，neiyuanbenpingjingdemianrongweiweiniuqu，fuxianleyimojingrendenuhuo。
yixiangdaoruguomeiyouzijidebaohu，meimeilinyingkenengyijingbeizhaoqiheyeziwenjihuohaile，tajiunubukee，huangruoyitouzerenershideyeshou！
“taheyeziwendoushiyiqiuzhihe！”
“都该死！”
zhaobeichuanniezhequantou，tadangranzhidaozhaoqipingrilihuzuofeiwei，keneishitazhaojiazijideshiqing。
zhaojiashenweishangliujiazu，zhaoqiziyouhuzuofeiweidequanli。
nalirongdexiayitiaofenggouzaizheihushuo。
“heng，xiaozi，kanlaichulewozhaojia，nihaidezuilebushaorena。”
“wogaosuni，wokeyibuguanneishenmeyeziwen，danshinishalezhaoqi，shalewozhaojiadeershaoye。”
“你就得死！”
jibianzhaobeichuanyekanbushangneigefeiwuyibandezhaoqi，ketabijingshizhaojiaren，shizhaojiadelianmian。
“woshuole，zhaoqigaisi！”
linfengsihaoburang，zaicikaikou。
“jiusuanzailaiyibian，tayeyiyangdesi！”
zheihua，zhongyujiangzhaobeichuanchedidianran。
“conglaimeiyourenganzaijiangwanzheiyangbujiwozhaobeichuan，bujiwozhaojiamianzi！”
“xiaozi，nishidiyige。”
“suoyi，nijintiandesi！”
话落，他一扬手。
“doutinghaole，shangqujiwozhuahuode，wodaoyaokankandaihui，tahaiyoumeiyouzheimezuiying。”
hualuoshenhouzhongrenzhengzhunbeidongshou，turanjianzhishengjihongmingdeshengyinchuanlai。
jinjiezhebianshiyiliangliangchecongjiequyicechongleguolai！
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