玉米地，撞破我爸的秘密富贵绿萝-著

小说简介

reduyizhibujiandeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《yumidi，zhuangpowobademimi》，shuzhongdaibiaorenwuyouwangmeifangchenxue，jiangshuyiduanchanmianfeicedeaiqinggushi。shizhimingdada“fuguilvluo”derexiaozuopinzhiyi，chunjingwuguanggaobanyuedutiyanjijia，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：yanjingzhigougoudidingzheheibanqueshenmeyetingbujinqu。banzhurenzhaowotanhua，wozhishiyibianbianzhongfu“womeishi”。……

精彩章节

womatiaojingsile，nongcunrensiledoutuzang。congjinglidalaoqilaihaiyaozailingtangfangjitian。

neixielaorenshuotainianqinglefangliangtianjiukeyile。yeliwopimadaixiaoguizailingtang，xiwangzheiyiqiedoushijiade。

diertiantamenzaipengzilichixi，mangmangliuliuzuofanchaocaiduanpanzi。jidianguowomaderen，

tamenjiuqupengzilizuozhedengshangfan……nongcundezanglijiushizheiyang，beishangshiduanzande，chihecaishizhengjingshi。

1lingtanglipiaozhezhiqianhelazhuranshaodecibiqiwei。woguizaimuqindeguancaiqian，

mamudiwanghuopenliyizhangzhangdiuzhezhiqian。huoguangyingzaiwolianshang，tangdeshengteng，quebibushangxinliwanfenzhiyidetong。

“dongzi，quxiehuierba，nidouguileyizhengtianle。”sanshupailepaiwodejianbang。woyaoyaotou，

xigaizaoyishiquzhijue。guancailidemuqinbeijingshuipaodezhongzhangfabai，lianshanggaizheyikuaibaibu。

wobuganxiankaikanzuihouyiyan，paneizhangjiyizhongwenroudelianbiandemosheng。“zheihaizi，juedehen。

”sanshutanlekouqizoukaile。lingtangwaichuanlaicaozadeshuoxiaosheng，

neixielaidiaoyandeqinqilinjumenyijingweizuozailinshidajiandepengzilikaishichifanhejiu。nongcundezanglijiushizheiyang，

beishangshiduanzande，chihecaishizhengjingshi。woroulerousuansedeyanjing，zhengzhunbeizaidianyizhuxiang，

hurantingjianyizhenkeyiyadidexixiaosheng。taitouwangqu，fuqinzhanzailingtangmenkou，beiduizhewo，

yigechuanzhexianyanhongqunzidenvrenzhengcouzaitaerbianshuozheshenme。fuqinjianbangdoudongzhe，jingranzaixiao。

zaimuqindelingtangqianxiao。wosisidingzheneigenvrendebeiying，tatuzhexianhongzhijiayoudeshoudazaifuqinjianbangshang，

xiangyizhiduzhizhu。fuqinhuitouchaolingtanglikanleyiyan，woganjindixiatou，jiazhuangmeikanjian。dengwozaitaitoushi，

tamenyijingbujianle。“neishishei？”wolazhuzhengzaishoushiwankuaidebiaomeixiaofang。“sheia？

”xiaofangshunzhewodeshixianwangqu，“e，wangmeifanga，zhenshangkailifadiande。

qianzhenzihailaicunlijilaorenlifani。”“tahewobahenshu？

”xiaofangyanshenshanshuoleyixia：“jiu...cunlirendourenshiba。dongzige，nibieduoxiang，kuaichidiandongxiba。

”womeijietadiguolaidewan，xinlixiangduleyikuaibing。muqincaizouleyitian，fuqinjiuhebiedenvrenmeilaiyanqu？

yiyuzhengzisha？woturanjuedezheigeshuofakeyidelingrenfazhi。shoulingdedierye，wojiazhuangshuizhe，

tingjianfuqinqingshouqingjiaochulemen。woqiaoqiaogenshang，yueguangxiakanjiantawangcunhoudeyumidizouqu。

qiyuedeyumiyijingzhangdebirenhaigao，wopingzhuhuxi，bokaicengcengyepiangenzaihoumian。“...，

chulidehenganjing，meirenhuihuaiyi。”fuqindeshengyincongyumidishenchuchuanlai。“neikoujingbenlaijiubuyongle，

sheihuiqucha？”yigenvsheng——shineigewangmeifang，“daoshinierzi，wokantayanshenbuduijing。

”“xiaohaizidongshenme？zaishuotazhuxiao，shenmedoubuzhidao。”“baoxianjinshenmeshihounengxialai？”“kuaile，

dengzanglijieshu...”wodexueyeshunjianninggu。baoxianjin？chulidehenganjing？

zheixiecixiangdaoziyiyangzhajinwodeerduo。wosisiyaozhuzuichunburangzijifachushengyin，shouzhishenshenqiajinzhangxin。

muqinbushizisha。zheigeniantouxiangshandianyiyangpikaiwodedanao。tashibeimoushade。beiwofuqinhetadeqingfu。

2huidaolingtang，woquansuozaijiaoluoli，hunshenfadou。

wanshangmomingqimiaodeyuqing；dianhualitayadishengyinshuo“dengnigaokaowanzaishuo”deyuqi...wozhenshigexiazi，

shigeshazi。xiazangneitian，baoyuqingpen。wozhanzaininingdemuxuebian，kanzhemuqindeguancaibeiyidiandianmairuhuangtu，

yushuihunzheleishuiliujinzuili，youkuyouxian。fuqinzhanzaiwopangbian，chengzheheisan，lianshangshiqiadaohaochudebeishang。

wodingzhetadecelian，turanjuedezheigehewoshenghuoleshibaniandenanrenmoshengdekepa。“jieaishunbian。

”wangmeifangbuzhishenmeshihouchuxianzaifuqinlingyice，dijitayikuaishoupa。

tadehongzhijiazaihuimengmengdeyutianliciyandexiangxue。huicundelushang，woguyiluozaizuihou。

fuqinhewangmeifangzouzaiqianmian，jianbangjihutiezaiyiqi。luguoneikoufeiqidelaojingshi，wotingxiajiaobu。

jingkouyijingbeimubanfengzhu，shangmianyazhejikuaishitou。wodunxiashen，nuokaiyikuaishitou，xiankaimubanyijiao。

heiqiqidejingkouxiangyizhangtanlandedazui，fangfohainengtingjianmuqinzhuijingshidehuhan。“dongzi！ganshenmeni！

”fuqinlishenghedao，kuaibuzouguolaiyibazhuaikaiwo，“biepengzheige！”tadelidaodadejingren，

wodeshouwanlikehongleyiquan。wangmeifangzhanzaibuyuanchu，yanshenshanshuo。“womashizenmediaoxiaqude？

”wozhishifuqindeyanjing，“zhendeshizishama？”fuqindebiaoqingshunjianninggu，suijibaonu：“nihushuoshenme！

yishengdoushuoleshiyiyuzheng！nimajingshenbuzhengchanghenjiule！”“tashangzhouhaijiwodadianhua，

shuodengwogaokaowandaiwoqulvyou。”woshengyinfadou，“yigejihuaweilaiderenhuizishama？”fuqinyangqishou，

woyiweitayaodawo，dantazhishizhongzhongdipaizaijingyanshang：“nidongshenme！darendeshilunbudaoniguan！

huixuexiaoqu！”neitianwanshang，woshoushixinglizhunbeifanxiao。fuqinbuzhiqulenali，jialikongdangdangde，

muqindeyixiangbaizaitangwuzhengzhong，xiaorongwenrou。woguizaiyixiangqiankelesangetou，qingshengshuo：“ma，

wohuichaqingchude。”3huidaoxuexiaohou，woxiangbianlegeren。zhengtianbushuoyijuhua，

yanjingzhigougoudidingzheheibanqueshenmeyetingbujinqu。banzhurenzhaowotanhua，wozhishiyibianbianzhongfu“womeishi”。

yelisushexidenghou，woduozaibeiziliyongshoudiantongfankanshoujilimuqindezhaopian，yanleijinshilezhentou。“lindong，

nizuijinzenmele？”tongzhuochenxuedijiwoyipingbingzhenkele，“nishoulehaoduo。”woyaoyaotou，

bakeletuihuiqu。chenxueshibanlishaoshujigebuchaoxiaowonongcunchushenderen，tafuqinshixingjing，

jialiyouhenduofanzuixinlixuedeshu。“nimamadeshi...wohenbaoqian。”taqingshengshuo，

“ruguoyoushenmexuyaobangmangde...”womengditaitou：“nibashijingcha，duiba？”“ng，zenmele？

”“ruguo...woshishuoruguo，yourenhuaiyiqinrenbushizisha，ershibeimousha，gaizenmeban？

”chenxuedeyanjingdengdale：“niyouzhengjuma？”“meiyouquezaodezhengju，zhishi...henduoyidian。

”woyouyuzhe，buzhidaogaibugaixiangxinta。tacoujinwo，shengyinyadejidi：“shouxianyaoyoushitijianyanbaogao，

ranhouyaochasizhedeyinxingjilu、baoxiandan、tongxunjilu...”“shitiyijingxiazangle。”wotongkudishuo，

“nongcunbuxingshijian。”“neijiugengnanle...”chenxueyaozhezuichun，“buguokeyichaqitaxiansuo。

nimamazuijinyoumeiyouyichang？hesheiyouguojie？”wozhengxianghuida，banzhurenturanchuxianzaijiaoshimenkou：“lindong，

nifuqinlaile。”fuqinzhanzaibangongshimenkou，lianseyinchen。pangbianshichuanzhedixionglianyiqundewangmeifang，

tashoulinazheyigewenjiandai。“zheishizhuanxueshouxu。”fuqinbawenjianrengzaizhuoshang，“nigenwohuizhenshangdu。

”“weishenme？haiyousangeyuejiugaokaole！”wozhenjingdikanzheta。“jialichulezheizhongshi，

niyigerenzaiwaimianwobufangxin。”fuqinyuqishengying，yanshenquepiaoxiangwangmeifang。

woturanmingbaile——tamenxiangkongzhiwo，burangwojixudiaochamuqindesi。“wobuzhuanxue。”wohoutuiyibu，

“wozaizheilihenhao。”fuqindelianzhangdetonghong：“woshinilaozi！woshuolesuan！”“womacaisibudaoliangzhou，

nijiudaizhezheigenvrendaochuzhaoyao！”wozhizhewangmeifang，shengyindadezhenggebangongshidelaoshidouzhuanguotoulai，

“niyoushenmezigeguanwo！”fuqinyibazhangshanzaiwolianshang，**ladeteng。

wangmeifangjiaxingxingdilazhuta：“jianguo，biegenhaiziyibanjianshi...”“gun！nimendougun！

”womoquzuijiaodexueji，“wobuhuigennimenzoude！womashizenmeside，woyidinghuichaqingchu！

”fuqindeyanshenturanbiandexionghen，tayibajiuzhuwodeyiling：“xiaotuzaizi，nizhaosishibushi？

”“linxiansheng！qinglengjing！”banzhurenjimangshangqianzulan。fuqinsongkaishou，ehenhendidengzhewo：“hao，

niyouzhong。congjintianqi，nibiexiangcongwozheinadaoyifenqian！”shuowan，tazhuaizhewangmeifangshuaimenerqu。

4bangongshiliyaquewusheng，suoyoulaoshidouyongtongqingdemuguangkanzhewo。banzhurenpaipaiwodejianbang：“lindong，

youshenmekunnankeyigenxuexiaoshuo...”“womeishi。”wotingzhiyaogan，“wonengzhaoguhaoziji。

”huidaojiaoshi，chenxuedanyoudikanzhewohongzhongdelianjia：“nihaihaoma？”“bangwogemang。”woyadishengyin，

“nengbunengjiewojibennibadexingzhenshu？”zhoumo，wojiekoufuximeiyouhuijia。dengsusherendouzouhou，

wofanchutoutoupeidejiamenyaochi，zuoshanglehuicundebanche。jialimeiren，fuqindagaiyouhewangmeifangguihunqule。

wojingzhizouxiangfumudewoshi，kaishifanzhaoxiansuo。muqindeshuzhuangtaichoutishanglesuo，woyongfakaqiaokai，

limianshiyibenxiaoxiaoderijiben。wodeshoudoudejihunabuzhubenzi，fankaizuihouyiye，

riqishimuqinsiwangqianyitian：“tayouqujianneigenvrenle。woshuoyaogaosudongzi，tadalewo，

shuoruguowoganpohuaitazaierzixinzhongdexingxiang，jiurangwoshengburusi。dongzikuaigaokaole，

wobunengyingxiangta...danwoyechengbuxiaqule...”rijibencongwoshouzhonghualuo。woguizaidishang，

xiongkouxiangbeidashiyazhu，chuanbuguoqilai。muqinshibeibiside，huozheshuo，shibeifuqinjianjieshahaide。

wojixufanzhao，zaifuqinzhentouxiafaxianleyizhangbaoxiandan——muqinderenshoubaoxian，shouyirenxiezhefuqindemingzi，

baoewushiwan。haiyouyizhangyiyuandechufangdan，kaideshianmianyao，riqishimuqinsiwangqiansantian，

danqianmingmingxianshiweizaode，muqindebijiworende。zuihou，wozaifuqinyijushenchuzhaodaoyigesuliaodai，

limianshiyitiaonvshi**——bushimuqindechicun，shangmianhaizhanzhekeyidewuzi。

daizilihaiyouyizhangqichelvguandeshouju，riqishimuqinshengrineitian。

meiyijianzhengjudouxiangdaoziyiyangwanzhewodexin。wopaixiasuoyouzhengju，zhengzhunbeilikai，damenturankaile。

“nizaiganshenme？”fuqinzhanzaimenkou，liansetieqing。wowojinshouji：“chawomashizenmeside。

”fuqindeyanshenbiandeweixian，tayibububijinwo：“bashoujijiwo。”“bu。”wohoutuizhe，

“nishalewoma，nihewangmeifanghehuohaisileta！”“hushuobadao！”fuqinnuhouyishengpuguolai，

womenniudazaiyiqi。tasuirannianjidale，dangannonghuodeliliangyuanshengguowozheigeshusheng。tabawoanzaidishang，

quantouyudianbanluoxialai。“yangbushudebaiyanlang！wogongnichigongnichuan，nijiuzheimebaodawo？”tabiandabianma，

“nimashizijixiangbukai！guanwoshenmeshi！”wohuzhetou，turanmodaochuangbiandeyigetiezhiyanhuigang，

xiangyemeixiangjiuchaofuqintoushangzaqu。tamenhengyisheng，songkailewo。xuecongtaetouliuxialai，

tabuganxiangxindimoleyiba，kanzheshoushangdexueji。“nigandalaozi？”tadeshengyindidekepa，“gun！

congjinyihounibushiwoerzi！ganzaijinzheigemen，wodaduannidetui！”woliangqiangzhepaqilai，

caquzuijiaodexue：“wohuizhaodaozhengjude，yidinghuirangnifuchudaijia。”paochujiamenshi，tianyijingheile。

womanwumudedizouzaitianjianxiaolushang，lianshang**laditeng，danbibushangxinlidetong。yuanchuchuanlaijishenggoufei，

yueguanglenglengdizhaozaineikoufeiqidelaojingshang。woguizaijingbian，

zhongyufangshengdaku：“ma...woyidinghuiweinitaohuigongdao...”5yushuishunzhewodeyilingguanjinhoubei，

binglengcigu。woquansuozaicuntoufeiqidegucangli，yonggancaoduichengyigejianloudewo。

beifuqinganchujiamendedisantian，woyijingxuehuileruhezailajitonglifanzhaohainengchideshengfan，

ruhebikaicunlirendemuguang。shoujizhendongleyixia，shichenxuefalaidexiaoxi：“zhaodaojibenwobadeshu，

mingtiandaijini。nihaihaoma？”wodingzhepingmu，shouzhizhandouzhedazi：“haihuozhe。”fasonghouyoubuleyiju，

“xiexie。”gucangdemubanfengxitoujinjilvyueguang，wojiezhezheidianguangliangfankancongjialitoudaichulaidemuqinriji。

meiyiyedouxiangdaoziyiyanggezhewodexin。zuihouyipianrijidebijilingluanbukan，

youjichushenzhihuapolezhizhang：“tajintianyoudongshoule，shuoruguowozainaojiuquxuexiaozhaodongzimafan。

wobunengyingxianghaizigaokao...keshiwozhendechengbuzhule...neigejiannvrenjintianjuranganlaijiali，

dangzhewomian...”zijizaizheilizhongduan，xiayiyebeisidiaole。womosuozheneigecanchabuqidesihen，

xiangxiangmuqinxiexiazheixiewenzishishiduomejuewang。fuqinhewangmeifangdaodiduitazuoleshenme？qingchen，

wobeigucangwaidejiaobushengjingxing。yigeheiyingzhanzaimenkou，wobennengdizhuaqiyikuaisuizhuan。“dongzige？shiwo。

”xiaofangbiaomeideshengyin，“wojinidailedianchide。”tadijinlaiyigesuliaodai，

limianyoulianggemantouheyiguanxiancai。wolangtunhuyandichizhe，chadianyezhu。“nibadaochuzhaoni，

”xiaofangdunzaimenkou，shengyinyadehendi，“shuoniyaoshibuhuijia，jiubiexiangcanjiagaokaole。

”“wobuhuihuiqude。”woyanxiazuihouyikoumantou，“xiaofang，nijidewomasideneitian，youshenmeyichangma？

kanjiandabohewangmeifangzaiyumidilichaojia...houlaiwanshangjiutingshuodaniangdiaojinglile...”“jutijidian？

”“wanfanshijianba，tianganghei。”xiaofangturanzhuazhuwodeshou，“dongzige，nibiechale，

wopa...”“pashenme？”“wangmeifangdegegeshizhenshangdehunhun，tingshuo...tingshuoshaguoren。

”xiaofangdeshengyinfadou，“erqiedabozuijinbiandehaokepa，zuotianhaibalaiwenniquxiangdebanzhurenmazoule。

”wowojinquantou，zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin。fuqinyueshibaonu，yuezhengmingtaxinliyougui。xiaofangzouhou，

wobuxingliangxiaoshihuidaoxianchengxuexiao。chenxuezaixiaomenkoudengwo，kandaowopolandeyifuhelianshangdeyuqing，

tadaoxiyikoulengqi。“tiana，nibadade？”talazhewoduojinjiaoxuelouhoumiandexiaoshulin，

congshubaolitaochujibenshuheyijianganjingwaitao，“xianhuanshangzheige。”“xiexie。”wojieguoyifu，

wendaoyigudandandexiyiyexiangwei，turanbiziyisuan。zheishimuqinzouhou，diyiciyourenzheiyangguanxinwo。

chenxuedijiwoyigehouhoudebijiben：“zheishiwobabandejigeanzidejilu，wotoutoufuyinde。

mianyougeanlihe**qingkuanghenxiang...”wojiqiedifandaobiaojideneiye：yiqiweizhuangchengzishademoushaan，

xiongshouweizaoleyishu，danfayizaisizheweilifaxianleguolianganmianyao。“yaozhengmingnimashibeihaide，

bixuyaoyoushijianbaogao。”chenxueyaozhezuichun，“keshi...”“yijingxiazangle。”woheshangbijiben，

turanxiangdaoshenme，“danruguonengzhengmingwobayouzuoandongjiheshijian...”“tonghuajilu！

”chenxueyanjingyiliang，“ruguonengnadaonibaneitiandetonghuajilu，

zhengmingtahewangmeifanglianxiguo...”“wobabuhuijiwokande。

”chenxueshenmidixiaole：“wobayoupengyouzaiyidonggongsi。”6diertian，

chenxuedailaiyizhangdayinzhi：“zheishinibashoujihaozuijinyigeyuedetonghuajilu。

kanzheige——”tazhizhemuqinsiwangdangtiandejilu：xiawu5dian23fen，

fuqinjiwangmeifangdalezhangda12fenzhongdedianhua；6dian47fen，

youyouyige2fenzhongdetonghua；er7dian15fen，fuqinbodale120jiaojiuhuche。