zhimingzuojiayihuichongtianbianxiede《yuanmuqinmengjincuofang，shanhungaolengmeinvzongcai！》，shiyibudoushishenghuowen，shuzhongjiangshulenannvzhujiaowenyangxiaonangongwanerzhijiandeganqinggushi，xiangxineirongjieshao：“zhanzhu！”yangxiaodaheyisheng。“zenme？nitmganshalelaozima？youbenshilaia！”shenxujiweixiaozhang，paizhexiongtang，dudingyangxiaobuganshaziji。xiu！“……
“nitmshuoshenme？ranglaozigun？nitmshibushinaocan？”
shuozhe，shenxushenchushouzhangyaoqupaiyangxiaodeliandan。
咔嚓！
“a……shou…duan…duanle…nijilaozisongshou！”
shenxuhaimeipengdaoyangxiao，jiubeiyangxiaoyishouniezhu，gugekakazuoxiang，aoaozhijiao。
“limafangkaishaotangzhu，fouzeyaonisiwuzangshenzhidi！”
louloushunjianbaoweiyangxiao，shouchitiegunhuiwu，gegexiongshenesha。
“不自量力！”
yangxiaolenghengyisheng，yijiaofeichuaishenxu。
honglongyisheng，shenxurusigouyibanzhongzhongzazaidishangmian，biqinglianzhong。
“上，打死他！”
yiqunloulouchongleshangqu，tiegunhuiwu。
yangxiaoyishouhuzhenangongwaner，danshouchuji。
jinjinbudaobanfenzhong，neijishigeloulouquanjiganpaxia，aihaoshengyipian。
nangongjiajiren，zhijieshayankan，buduancashiyanjing，buganxiangxinyangxiaojuranneimenengda？
“feiwu，yiqunfeiwu！”
“xiaozi，nijilaozidengzhe，zheibizhanglaoziyidingyaojinisuandemingmingbaibai，qingqingchuchu！”
shenxupaoxiaozheqishen，diediezhuangzhuangwangwaizou。
“站住！”
杨萧大喝一声。
“zenme？nitmganshalelaozima？youbenshilaia！”
shenxujiweixiaozhang，paizhexiongtang，dudingyangxiaobuganshaziji。
咻！
“啊！”
扑通！
yangxiaoyaoleyaotou，jiweidebuxie，shouzhongbuzhidaonalaiyikexiaoshitou，qingqingyidan，shenxutongjiaoyisheng，shuangtuiwanquguidaozaidi。
shatazheizhonglaji，jianzhinongzangzijideshou！
tangtangdijun，haiyoubuganshazhiren？
jiusuanyou，yejueduibushitazheizhonglaji！
“congzheilipachuqu，ganqishen，wofeileni！”
yangxiaodengzheshenxu，shuangyanzhongshaqiyingrao。
“你……”
shenxuzhengyaofankou，kekandaoyangxiaoneirurubingkudeyanshen，yiguhanyizixindiyouranersheng。
tapale，zhijuegaosuta，ruoshitabuzhaozuo，kenengzhendehuisi！
“不爬？”
yangxiaoyibubuzouxiangta，meimaiyibu，dourangshenxujingshenbengjin，lenghanzhimao。
yankanyangxiaobijin，shenxulianmangxianggouyiyangpazhewangwaiqu，shengpayangxiaobijinzhenfeileziji。
louloumengengshihedetoudoubugantai，genzaishenxushenhoupaichengpaipazhechuqu。
zhidaopachunangongjiazuwu，shenxucaizhanzhanweiweiqishen，huiliuliutaoli。
“wanlewanle…quanwanle，xiandayangshao，zaidaqinglongtangshaozhu，yangxiao，nizheichengxinyaohaisinangongjiama？”
daishenxudairenlikai，nangonghanliansecangbai，xinzhongtantebuandekanzheyangxiao，nuwendao。
“laoyezibuyaodanxin，youwozai，sheidoubugandongnangongjia！”yangxiaohenzixindeshuodao。
“huangtang，nibujiushinengda？qinglongtangshijinghaidixialongtou，nengrenwushu，gengshiyouwuzhedecunzai，nijiudengzhebeiwumafenshiba！”
说完。
nangonghanlimakanzhenangongwaner，“waner，suanshiyeyeqiunile，niyekandaole，yangxiaotajiushiyigemangfu，yiliandezuiyangjiaheqinglongtang，nimingtianbixugentalihun，fouzewonangongjiawanle！”
“niruogentalihun，pieqingguanxi，tamenhuoxuhainengjinangongjiayitiaoshenglu，fouzebisiwuyi！”
“haiyou，ruoshidijunzhidaonijiehunle，yidanfanu，womenjiangsiwuzangshenzhidi！”
xianglanhedesesefadou，limayibajiangnangongwanerlakai，“waner，tingyeyedehua，biegentazheizhongyoutouwunaodeliulanghanzaiyikuai，gentalihun，dijunhebeilunzhanshendouhuibiyouwomennangongjia，fanzhi，zhendehuixiangniyeyeshuodeneiyang，womendoudesi！”
“mahaimeixiangfuni，mabuxiangsi，ninengweimakaolvkaolvma？”
nangongwanerxinyizhenzhenjutong，zhidaoxianzai，tamendoushiyizhizaiweijiazu，weizijikaolv，meiyourengujitadeganshou。
tamendeyanli，zhiyouliyi！
yangxiaozhengyaoshuodianshenme，liuxiaoxiaodalailedianhua。
“wei，yangxiansheng，woxianzaiyishuizheyouzuoneizhongxiuchimengle，ninquedingbangwozhiyule？”
“kanlaiduifangyougaorenzaicaozong，bupoletadefa，kongpawufagenchule！”
“a？neiyaozenmeban？woxianzaidoubuganshui，yixiangdaoshuizheyaogentaoyanderenzuoneizhongshi，wojiufanwei，jinwanninenglaiyitangma？”
“xing，nifadizhiwo，woxianzailai！”
liuxiaoxiaohaimeibangzijixiufuhunshu，yangxiaobixuqubangta。
dangran，jiusuanbushiweilezheige，yangxiaoyehuiqu，qinengrangyangjunchengzheixiaorendecheng？
“laopo，woyoushichuqule，nibiedanxin，wanyiyangjiaheqinglongtanglaizhaomafan，jiwodadianhua！”
diuxiayijuhua，yangxiaozhuanshendabulikai。
“niyaoquna？wanshanghuilaizhuma？”
南宫婉儿喊住杨萧。
xianglanlimajiehua，“xiangshani？tadezuileyangjiaheqinglongtang，huilaizhu？zheishiyaohaisiwomennangongjiama？”
“yangxiao，niyaoshigenanren，yirenzuoshiyirendang，nijiuzijiquyangjiaheqinglongtangfujingqingzui，bielianleinangongjia！”
yangxiaolenglengyixiao，landehuihua。
yangxiaozouhou，nangonghankaikoudao，“mingtianwanerbixugenyangxiaolihun，haiyou，yidingyaojinkuaizhaodaoxiangutudidijun，yaoburanyiyangjiaheqinglongtangdeniaoxing，kendingbuhuiqingyifangguowomen！”
“mingtiandajiafentouxingdong，xianglanpeiwanerquminzhengjubanlilihun，yuxuanfuzezhaoren，dongyongyiqiesuonengdongyongderenmai。”
一个小时后。
yangxiaoandizhilaidaolejinghaishifurenqu，jinghaiyipinbieshuqu。
zheishijinghaishicunjincuntudedifang，suibianyidongbieshudouyaoguoyi，nengzhuzaizheilide，doushifuhao！
jinghaiyipinyihaobieshu，liuxiaoxiaoweizijigoumaidehaozhai。
“yangxiansheng，qingjin，liuzongdenghouduoshile！”
yangxiaogangdaomenkou，shouzaimenkouanbaotingdeliangweibaobiaobianbigongbijingdeshangqianxiangying。
yangxiaodianlediantou，dabuzoulejinqu。
datingzhong，liuxiaoxiaochuanzheyishenbantoumingshuiyi，zaidengguangdezhaoshexia，ruoyinruoxian。
neienaduozidemanmiaoshenzi，jiashangnvziduyoudeqingxiang，lingrenxinkuangshenyi，xiangrufeifei。
liuxiaoxiaomaizhedajiaguixiuzhibufazoulai，qiandongzheneiaotulinglongdetingbaqingfeng，laihuidangyang，bolanzhuangkuo。
“shenyemafanyangxianshengshishuwunai，haiwangyangxianshengmoguai！”
liuxiaoxiaoshangqian，tianmeixinideshuodao。
“shibuyichi，jinfangjianshuoba！”
杨萧说道。
“a？jin…jinfangjian……”
liuxiaoxiaolianseshunjianfeihong，qingyanxiyu，xintiaojiakuai。
gunanguanvjinfang，zhei……
“duiajinfang，nandaozaizheilizhi？tangdishang？”
yangxiaofanlefanbaiyan，lvxianjinruliuxiaoxiaoneimanshifensedeshaonvguifang。
yonglishunxiyikou，xiangqirubi，shaonvdeqixiyingraozhoushen。
liuxiaoxiaogenzhejinqu，jinzhangdeguanshangfangmen，ruoruowendao，“yangxiansheng，buzhidaozheiyuguyaoruhepo？”
yangxiaohuitoushangxiadaliangzheliuxiaoxiao，shixianzuizhongtingzailiuxiaoxiaoxiongqian，meitouyizhou，“gaisi，tamenshiyonglezuidudeyuguzhishu，putianzhixiapashichulewohexiannvjiejie，wurenkepo，neixiaguzhirendaoxingbuqiana！”
liuxiaoxiaoditouyikan，dunshiliansegenghongle，zheiyifuchuanqilaishishufu，danquezhendeshitaitou……
“liuzong，tuoyifushangchuang，woxianzaijiuyaorangneixiaguzhirenzhidao，hairenzhonghaiji！”
“a…tuoyifushangchuang？zhei…zheishizhiyuguma？”
liuxiaoxiaohenjinzhang，youxiuse。
yangxiaolengleyixia，youxienanweiqingdeshuodao，“yaopozheiyuguzhifapoweidiaozuan，xuyaoliuzong**yifu……”
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