doushishenghuoticaidexiaoshuo《xiaoyaonongchang》，shizuozhe“tianrenzhixin”jingxinbianxiede，gaishuzhongdeguanjianrenwushiwuyongfengyun，jingcaineirongjieshao：wuyonglianlianbushedilikailedamen，zhidaodixiashihaiyouyiceng，bianqukankan，buguozheiyicengshimeiyoudamen，zhuanguoyigeloudaowan……
第9章
wuyongbaheiseshandiananpaihaohou，zaisangaosufangmahuilaidejieke：“yidingyaohaohaodizhaoguxiaobaobei。”
“ok！laobanfangxinba！”jiekepaipaixiongfushuodao。
“jieke，xiexienile，nongchangwendingxialai，woqingnihepijiu！”wuyongpaipaijiekedejianbang，biandaizhexiaoheizoule。
zaibieshuzhuanleyiquan，meiyoukandaoannadashen，cantingdedezhuoshangbaizhecai，erqiehaishijiaozhengzongdezhongcan，wuyongweiweilengleyixia，queshimeixiangdaoannadashenjuranhuizuozhongcan，wenzheneigunongyudexiangwei，duzigengshiguguzhijiaohuan，zhijiekaichi，chideduzigugude，zheicaishufudikaoyibeishanghenghengzhe！
tapaolebeicha，baozhetongyangchideduziguqilaidexiaoheiwannaoleyihui，youdaizhexiaoheichumenle，jiudangzuoxiaoshiyundongle。
“qukankancaiyuanziba，meiguodeshucaiyuguoneiyoushenmebuyiyangde，shuobudinghaiyouxinxiandewanyini？”wuyongmozhexiaoheidanaodai，“xiaohei，shibushiya！”
“wuwu……”xiaoheihaoxiangnengtingdongside，zaiwuyongdetuishangcengleceng，huangzheweiba，ruguorangrenkandaokendinghuidiaoyidideyanzhuzi。
caiyuanzibuda，sizhoushiyongyimigaodemuzhalanweizhe，kanguimoyejiuwuliushiyingmudeyangzi，zugouyingfunongchangsuoyourenyuandeshucaidegongying，buyuanchuhaiyouyigechitang，yinggaishiyonglaijicaiyuanguangai，huayuanliannadashenzhengdaizhejigenvrenmangliuzhezhaicai。
caipinhaizhendebushao，guoneichangjiandezheilidouyou，erqiehaiyouyixieguoneimeikandaoguode，buguowuyonghaishirenshide，guihuadefeichanghao，zhangshiyehenhao，kanlaifuzecaiyuanziderenzaizheifangmianhaishihenyouxindede，shinengjialishou。
“annadashen，dajiahao！”wuyongyibiangendajiadazhaohu，yibianzoulejinlai。
“老板，您好！”
“andi，zhongwudecaihaikeyiba。”annadashenweiweixiaozhewendao。
“feichangdehaochi，henzhengzongdezhongcan，annadashen，ninzuodeba！”wuyongzazhezui，yiyouweijindeyangzi。
“haochijiuxing。”annadashendiandiantou。
“annadashen，zenmebuyongzidongguangaishebeini。”wuyongqueshiyouxiebumingbai，meiguoshiquanqiunongmuyezuiweifadadeguojia，yigerenjiukeyizhongzhijiqianyingmudezhuangjia，zenmebushiyongzheixieshebeini？queshiyouxieqiguai。
“o，tamendoushiniuzideqizi，pingshichulefuzebieshuqundegongzuozhiwai，youhenduodekongxianshijian，jiumeiyouyongneixieshebei。”annadashenkanlekanmangliudejigenvren，xiaozhejieshi，“doushizijishiyong，meiyoushiyongguorenhenongyao、huafei，quandoushiyongyoujifeiliao，dajiahuochizheyefangxin。”
“zheiyangba，annadashen，mingtianwoqudinggouzidongguangaishebei，nimenyeqingsonghenduode。”
wuyongxiangleyixia，youjiezheshuo，“youjishucaidejiagehengui，zenmeburenzhengni？”
“shucaizhishigongyingnongchangneibu，yemeiyouxiangzhejinruchaoshi，zaishuozheiwuliushiyingmugenbenwufamanzushichang，haiyoujiushizheirenzhengfeichangdemafan，tiaojianfeichangdeyange。”annadashenjiwuyongjieshizhe。
“annadashen，woduizheibiandeyoujirenzhengbushitailejie，nengxiangxidishuoshuoma？”wuyongyuannadashenzaicaiyuanzidamenwaidezhangyizishangzuolexialai。
“andinigangcaibushishuozidongguangaishebei，yiyingmudefeiyongjiushiyiqianduo，nongchangdecaiyuanzixianzaiyouliushiyingmu，xuyaoliuqiwandezijin，shucaizhishigongyingnongchang，debuchangshi。”
annadashendunleyixia，youjiezhedao，“nongchangdeyoujirenzheng，yejiuzhiyouniu、yang，zheifangmianderenzhengbiyoujiguaguoshucaishaoweijiandanyixie，youjiguaguoshucaiderenzhenghenmafanyehenyange，bunengshiyongrenhedehuaxuechengfen，yebunengweifanziranguilvdeshengzhang，shui、qihou、wendu、turangdengzhongzhongyinsu，renzhengdezhouqiyehenzhang，renzhengguanyuanmeiniandoudingqijiancha，ruguofaxianshiyonglenongyao，jiuhuiquxiaorenzhengde，erqiechanliangshihendi，dangranjiageyebiputongdeshucaiguileliangsanbei，youqishidongtian，youjishucaidechanlianghuigengdi……”
zaicaiyuanmangliuzhedeliuqigenvren，zheishiyedouweizuozaipangbiandezhangyitingzhewuyongyuannadashendetanhua，ergengduodedoushihaoqidikanzhezheigelaizichuanshuodangzhongshenmidongfangzhongguodenianqinglaoban——wuyong。
“o，annadashen，zhongguoyoujuguhua，dadaozhijian。zaifuzadewenti，ruguotongguojiandandebanfaqujiejue，jiushizuihaodebanfa。”
wuyongweiweixiaoxiao，huanguleyisizhou，youjiezheshuo，“annadashen，ninkanzheisizhoutebiedekongkuang，sizhoudexiaoshandeshanghaiyouhenduodeguoshu。woshizheiyangxiangde，zheimekuandedifang，ruguobuhaohaodiliyong，shizaitaikexile。”
annadashendelianshizhongbaochizhecixiangheaimuguangkanzhewuyong，dengzhetawangxiamianshuo。
“woxiangbazheipiankaikenchulaizhuanmenzhongzhiyoujishucai，zhouweidexiaoshanshangzaizhongyixieguoshu，dangranchulegongyingnongchangzhiwai，haikeyisongdaochaoshijinruchushou。annadashen，zheibushiyijuliangdedehaoshima？”wuyongbazijidexiangfashuolechulai。
annadashentingle，lianshangdexiaoyiyegengnongle，“andi，nengshuoshuojutidebanfama？”
“nongchangyouzhedaxingdejixieshebei，shihenrongyikaikenzheipiandide。dangranzheimezaideyipiandiguangshirenlishiwufawancheng，bixuquanyongzidongguangaishebei。”wuyongweiweitingdunleyixia，youjiezhedao，“wotouzi，nimenlaiguanli，youjirenzhengxialaihou，womenfenhong，annadashen，keyiba！”
annadashendeyanjingweizhiyiliang，pangbiandeneixieniuzideqizigengshiruci。
“neihao，annaxiangxinandi，buguozheigefenhongzenmesuanni！”annadashenxiaozhewendao。
“annadashen，wotouzi，nimenguanli，sanqifen，zenmeyangya？”wuyongyelele，zheiyezhishiyigetiyi，haimeiyoukaishini，jiukaishitifenhongdeshiqing，kanlaimeiguorenyuguorenhaishihenbuxiangtong，wushibulaixude。
“hao，ye！”annadashentingwuyongdayinglexialai，lianshangdexiaoyiyegengnongle，“guniangmen，nimenmeiyouyijianba！”
“没有！”
“hao，zou，womenhuiquhaohaojihuayixia。”annadashendaizheliuqigenvrentizhezhaihaodeshucaiyigunaodidoupaodiaole。
“zheijiaozenmehuishiya，haoxiangzijicaishizhenzhengdelaobanba！”wuyongdiguzhe，yemeiyoujieyi，jingzhilaidaoneichuxiaochitangbian，youshiyitongyangdefangshibakongjianlideshuifangleyixie，youyuchitangbijiaoxiao，ziranfangdeshuimeiyouduoshao，yejiuzhiyouyigexiaoshideyangzi，neipashizheiyang，yebidahuqianghenduo。
wuyongyouzaisizhoudexiaoshanbaozhuanleyiquan，juedemeiyouduodadeyisi，kankanshijian，buzaole，bianhuidaobieshu，zhuanleyiquan，meiyoukandaoannadashen，meixiangdaowushisuideannadashenhaiyouzhezheiyimian，buyoudekuxiaoleyixia，bianzuanjinchufangli，zuozijilaimeiguodediyidunfan！
xiaoheijianzhurenzuanjinlechufang，yepidianpidiandigenlejinlai，weizhewuyongdazhuan，koushuishungouzuizhiwangxialiu，kanlaihaishiyizhidoudianjizhewuyongqinshounongchulaimeiwei。
“xiaochangui。”wuyongmeihaoqidirourouxiaoheishuodadenaodai，zheijiahuo，zhangdekezhengoukuaide，zicongzijidedao，yejiulianggeyuedeshijian，youzuikaishishijilimigao，zhidaoxianzaidouchaoguojiangaobashilimi，tizhangyimidedagou，erqiehaiyoujixuzhangdequshi，zhenbuzhidaozheijiahuodaodinengzhangduogao，buhuichengweichuanshuodangzhongdegouwangba！
“好香，好香呀！”
buzhishenmeshihou，annadashenhuilaile，“duibuqi，andi，youxieshiqingdanwule，wolaibangniba。”
“meishide，mashangjiuhao！”wuyongxiaozhedao。
jianjiandandandisancaiyitang，hunsudapeidedang，liangrenyigouchidetebiedehuanshi。
“ng，taimeile。”annadashenyeyouchichengdeyangzi，sihaomeiyoupingshideyouyazhitai，rouzheduzi，“shenqidongfangguguo，youshihouyidingyaoqukankan。”
“neihao，daoshiwopeiniqukankan。”wuyongweiweixiaozhedao，“fangannongdezenmeyangle？”
“a！chadianwangle，kuaiwanle。”annadashenzheicaixingwuguolai，“andi，duibuqi，bangwoyixia。”shuowan，yebuguanwuyongyoushenmefanying，youpaolechuqu。
“哎！”
wuyongkanzheannadashenpaoyuandebeiying，kuxiaoleyixia，shoushicanju，zheicaipaoleyibeicha，yinaodaizuanjinshufang，kaishimangliuqilai。
chaxunleyizhen，tazheicaimingbaimeiguozaiyoujifangmianderenzhengqueshifeichangdeyange，fanshidedaorenzhengyoujishipin，haiyaojieshounongyebudingqi、budingqijiancha，ruyouyichang，mashangjiuhuiquxiaoyoujirenzheng，zheiyezaochengyoujishucaizaichaoshilidejiageshiputongshucaidesansibei，putongrenjiagenbenjiumaibuqi，zheixiedoushiweimeiguofuhaojiecengsuozhunbeide，buguanshinageguojiadefuhaodoushifeichangpaside，chizhezuiweijiankangdeyoujishicai，zhuzheshangyidehaozhai，zuozhejibaiwanshenzhidingzhidefangdanche，chumenjiuyouzhuanyebaobiaosuixing……
“suanle，xiangzheimeduoganmaya！”
wuyongdunongleyiju，duiyutalaishuo，xiangyaononghaoyoujiguoshu，meiyourenhewenti，youzhekongjianzheigenitiandecunzai，jiumeiyoubanbudaodeshiqing，ganxiangganzuozheizhongshangwanyingmuyoujiguoshu，zaibierenkanlaihuoxushifengzidexingwei，buguowuyonggenbenbuzaihuzheixie。
yishenshou，wuyongdeshoulichuxianyigeshuodadepingguo，kenleqilai，meixiangdao，pazaituibiandexiaoheibuganle，zhijiepudaotadehuailisajiao。
“xiaochangui，jini。”wuyongshuozhe，youmochuyizhipingguojixiaohei，“goubizikezhenlingmindeya！”
xiaoheidezuiliyaozhepingguo，dianzhenaodai，yifutingdongdeyangzi。
“哈哈！”
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