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“这……这……”
“zheizhendegenwomeiguanxia！”
zhengweiyusisideanzhexiangzi，manliandejiongpo，chayidianjiuyaokuchulaile。
“zhendebunachulairangwomenkankanme？”
“nigaibuhuihaixiangxianhaidaowoshenshangba？”
“wokeshilianshoudoumeidong，shinizijidakaidexiangzi，zheiwuzikeshishuyuninde，neixiangziyeshinilvyouyongde，neidongxi，yeshi……”
chenyuxiaohehedekanzhezhengweiyu。
“bushiwode，bushiwode！”
zhengweiyubaikoumobian，lianmangguizailezhengqiuyuemianqian：“qiuyue，zheidongxizhendebushiwode，nikebuyaoyuanwangwoa！”
zhengqiuyuelengzhelian，shenshouxiankailexiangzigai，kanzhelimianneixuehongsedeyusai，shenqinggengjiadeyansule。
“三叔！”
“nipingrilisuiranwanku，ouerzuoyixieyousunzhengjialiyideshiqingwoyejiuzhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyanle。”
“keshizheijianshishejidaoleyeyedeanquan，nijiwoyigejieshiba！”
解释？
解释个鸟啊？
zhengweiyuzhenggerendoumengbile，tagenbenjiubuzhidaozheijianshidaodishigeshenmeqingkuanghaome？
tajiushiduboshuleqian，zaiwaimianjielegaolidaihaibushang，jiyuzhaoxieqian。
zhenghaolaoyezibingwei，yankanzhelaotouziyibiyan，zheizhengjiadecaichanyifen，zhengweiyujiunenghaishangduzhaile。
sheixiangdaohengkongtiaochulaileyigechenyu，sanxialiangxiabarencongshengsixianshanglalehuilai。
zhengweiyudesuanpanluokong，ziranjiuhenshanglechenyu。
ganghaojintianchenyuguolai，zhengqiuyuequjie，zhengweiyuchulaishangcesuo，pengqiaopengshangle，jiuduoleliangjuzui。
sheizhidaoyixiazirechuzheimedamafanlai！
zhengweiyuxianzaichangzidouhuiqingle，zaozhidaojiubuluanbibile。
“chenxiansheng，chenxiansheng，ninshilaoshenxian，ninyidingzhidaozheishizenmehuishiduime？wogangcaizuijiandezuilenin，ninjigejieshiba，woqiuqiuninle。”
zhengweiyukeshizhidaotazheigezhinvpingrilikanzhemianshanrouhe，yidanfaqibiaolai，jiushilaoyeziyederangsanfen。
zhengjianeibugezhongliyiqingya，douhushidandandedingzhezheiruodadejiachan，yidanlaoyezisile，fenjiachanzhizhengbiranshifenxuexingwuqing。
zheigejiedianchuxianzheimegeshi，bieshuofenjiachan，zhengweiyujingshenchuhudoushihaode，zhibudinghuibeiqitarenlianshoudaxiebakuaile。
ercikezaichangde，zhiyouzhengqiuyuehechenyuliangren，zhengweiyuweiyinengqiuzhude，zhiyouchenyule。
tazhiqiuchenyunengfangguotayima，qianwanbiebashigaodale。
“ai，woyijianghupianzi，shuochulaide，doushiyixiefengjianmixindehua，dangbudekexuelaijiangde！”
“wanyishuocuole，haideguixiadaoqian，fengxiantaidale，burujiuzheiyangdingleba！”
“zhengxianshengshexiazheiwushichuangongzhen，xianhaizijideshengfu，mudejiushifenjiachan。”
陈羽调侃着笑道。
“哎哟……”
zhengweiyuyixiazijiuguizailechenyudemianqian，taishoujilezijishijigedaerguang：“chenxiansheng，woqiuqiunile，nijiubiexiaoqianwole，wonalidingdelezheimedakouguoa，woqiuqiuninle，wocuole，wozhendecuole。”
“wozhidaozheiyusaigenzhengxianshengmeiguanxi，jirannidaoqianle，woyejiubugennijijiaole，buguozheikuaiyujiusongwole。”
chenyunaqineikuaixueseyusai，dianleliangxia，fangjinlezijidekoudaili。
“xiexiechenxiansheng，xiexiechenxiansheng！”
zhengweiyukandaochenyubugentajijiaole，gaoxingdezhijiejichenyuketoule。
zhiyuchenyuyaonazouneiyusai，jisirensaiqiaomendehuiqidongxi，zhengweiyucaibuyaoni！
genghekuangtaxianzaihaishigetangshoushanyu，chulechenyu，sheiganchengrenzheidongxishitade，neijiushixiangmouhailaoyezidexiongshou，shiyaobeiqiandaowanguade！
“xingle，jiranshiqingwanshile，qukankanlaoyeziba，tayinggaixingle。”
chenyubayusaifangjinkoudai，zhuanshenzouchuzhengweiyudefangjian。
zhengweiyuzheigeshihoucaixiangshixieleyikouqibandiezuozaidishang，butingdecazheetoushangdehanzhu。
“chenxiansheng，zheishijiuzheiyangle？”
“wosanshutawumielenin，ruguoninbugaoxingdehua，wohuirangtazhidaozhaorenindedaijiade。”
zhengqiuyuegenzhechenyuzouchulai，youxiechiyidekaikoudao。
zhengqiuyuezhishibuxiangzheijianshirangchenyujihenzhengjia，yincibujizhenglaoyezikanbingle。
“zhengweiyujiushigenabushangtaimiandehuose，zheishigentameiguanxi，tayeshibeirenxianhaide，wobuhuigenyigexiasanlanjijiaode，genghekuangtayemeizhendesunhaidaowoshenme。”
chenyuwusuoweidesonglesongjianbang。
zhengqiuyuekanzhechenyudemuguangduoleyifenfuza，zheirenshizaitaizhuomobutoule。
qishizhengqiuyuexinliyemingbai，zhengweiyusuiranshigewulai，queshidashidemeidanzixianhailaoyezi，suoyizheijianshiyinggaibushizhengweiyugande。
zhishitawuxianchenyuzaixian，zheishijiubixujichenyuyigejiaodai。
jiranzhengweiyudaoqianle，jiukanchenyuxiangzenmechulile，zhengqiuyuezhishimeixiangdaochenyuchulidezheimeqingmiaodanxie。
erqiezhengqiuyuexianzaiduizhefengshuizhishuhaishiyouxieyihuode，jiyuqukankanyeyedezhuangkuang，yejiubuzaizheijianshishangjijiaole。
lianggerenchuanguozhanglang，laidaozhenglaoyezidexiaoyuanwai。
haimeizoujinqu，yigeshuanglangdeshengyinbianxiangqile。
“xiaoyue，shibushichenxianshenglaile？”
是郑老爷子的声音。
“ninzheifengshuizhishu，zhendeqile！”
zhengqiuyuezhuantoukanzhechenyu，lianshangluchujingqizhise。
chenyuliangcichushou，doupoyouxiaoguo，zheirangzhengqiuyuebudebuxiangxinfengshuizhishudeshenqi。
yaozhidao，jiuzaitachulaijiechenyudeshihou，zhenglaoyezikeshichuanqidouyouxiefeijingde。
xianzaitingzheishengyin，zhongqishizu，fangfohuoguolaileyiban！
“zhonghuawenhuabodajingshen，wozhidaode，buguoshipimaoeryi。”
陈羽感慨了一句。
qishitazijiyecaiganggangjiechuqingdijue，duiqizhongdewuxingzashuyeshigangganglejie。
liangrenchuanguogongmen，jiukandaozhenglaoyezizhanzaiyuanzizhong，henjidongdekanzhechenyu。
zailaoyezideshenhou，zhengguangyudengrendouzaiyipangsihouzhe。
“qiuyue，nikelaile，gangcailaoyezituranjiucongchuangshangzuoqilaile，zuilihanzhechenxianshengdaole，haipaodaoyuanzililaijie，womenladoulabuzhu！”
zhengguangyukandaozhengqiuyuehechenyuhoulianmangkaikoujieshidao。
tadeyanzhonghaiyouyisisidedanxin，sihushipalaoyezishihuiguangfanzhao。
bijing，gangcaizhenglaoyezitangzaichuangshangrutongmiliuzhiji，zheigeshihouyounengzhanqilaile，shizaitairangrenfeiyisuosile。
kandaochenyu，zhenglaoyezishuangshoulazhechenyu，zhandouzhedao：“enrena，buzhidaoweishenme，woganjuezijidoukuaiyaosile，huanghuzhongtingdaonideshengyin，shunjianjiuhuoguolaile，nikeshiyoujiulewoyiminga！”
zhengqiuyuetinglaoyezishuodeshenqi，xinlibuyoudeduichenyuyouzhongshilejifen。
“nimendousanleba，wogenchenxianshengshuoxieshiqing，qiuyueniliuxia！”
zhenglaoyezidashouyihui，batashenhouneixierendounianzoule，lazhechenyudeshoujinlewunei。
“laoyezi，zheibieshulidezhenfayijingpole，huitounizaipaoxiayaotang，zuiduosanci，jiunengwanquankangfule。”
“zhishizheishezhenzhiren……”
chenyubatashoulidexiaojingzihejigeyusaidounalechulai，baizailezhenglaoyezimianqian。
“shiwodechoujiagande！”
“zheixiaojingzi，shinanjiangmiaojiazhiwu。”
zhenglaoyezinaqineigexiaojingzi，babingshangyigexixiaodemiaozizhijichenyukan。
“qishizheijianshiwozaoyouganying，zhishiwozishenbenshibuji，ai！”
“woqingxianshengjinlai，jiushixiangqingxianshengbangwoyigemang。”
“wonianqingshi，yecudongyixiefengshuihewudao，nianqingqisheng，dezuilenanjiangmiaojia，meixiangdao，tamenzuihouhaishibukenfangguowo，jingranshexiazheiedudezhenfa，yaoquwoxingming，woxiangqingxianshengbangmang，daiwobinghaozhihou，yueneimiaojiazhiren，yicixingjiejuezheizhuangenyuan，buranmiaojiazhirenyinhendula，zhengjiakongpahuiyongwuningri。”
zhenglaoyeziduizhechenyugongshoudao。
“这个……”
chenyuweiweizhoumei，qianyishili，tagenbenbuxiangjierudaozheizhongenyuanzhizhong。
“chenxianshengsuoxiangyaodeqiannianmenghuilan，laotouziyousuoerwen！”
“yeshiqiuyuehoulaicaigenwotiji，wocaixiangqi。”
“duonianqian，wozainanjiangzhishi，tingmiaojiarenshuoguoyizui，shuoshizhangzaishenmedifang，zhishishijiantaijiu，woyijingjibuqinglejutideneirongle，xianshengdaoshikeyixianbannindeshiqing，zhiyuwolaotouzideshi，douzaiqici。”
zhenglaoyezizuihouzheijuhua，rangchenyujuedingyidingyaoguanzheijianshile。
qiannianmenghuilan，neishijinverzhibingdezhuyaoa！
chenyushiwulunruhedouyaodedaode。
“hao，cishijiuzheiyangshuodingle，wozheijiuqujininpeiyaofang。”
chenyuerhuabushuo，qishengenzhezhengqiuyueququyao。
zhengjiadeyijianpianfangnei，chongmanleyaoxiang，zhenggefangjiandedishang，baizheyidaiyidaideyaocai，zuyoujishidai。
zhengqiuyuezheicibudanmaidaolehenduoyaocai，haimaidaolechenyuxuyaodeyizhiliandanlu！
zheiliandanlukanzhepojiu，shizeshiqingchaoshiyiliuxialaidegudong，zhengqiuyuehualeliangbaiwanzaipaimaixingpailaide。
zheixieyaojiashangzheiyaolu，yigonghualeyiqianduowan！
chenyuerhuabushuo，dangjibazhenglaoyezixuyaodeyaocaitiaojianchulai，rangzhengqiuyuexianqujilaoyezipaoyaotang，ranhoubazijiguanzailepianfangnei，anzhaoqingdijueshangsuojizaideliandanzhifa，henkuaijiulianzhilejikedanyaochulai。
“zheiqingdijue，zhenshiwushangzhibaoa！”
chenyukanzheliandanluzhongsanfazheyaoxiangweidaodejikedanyao，rutongzuomengyiban。
zheishiyiluxiaopeiyuandan，yigongwuke，budannenggubenpeiyuan，qiangshenjianti，hainengduichenyudexiuxingyoucujinzuoyong。
anzhaoqingdijuejizai，chenyutineizhishiyouleyisizhenyuan，lianzuijibendelianqidoumeidadao。
keshiyoulezheixiaopeiyuandan，zhixuyaosanke，jiukeyikuarulianqile。
“jiushiyoudianfeiyao，zheimeduoyao，rangwozijimai，gujimaibuqi。”
chenyudiguleyiju，gangcaineijishidaiyaocai，yijingmeishengxiaduoshaole。
“zheiyaowoxuyaosanke，keyijizhixiliuyike，tadeshentizheixieniansunhaotaidale。”
“youchushenshangyoubing，haibunengchizheizhongdabudeyao，burujiusongjizhengqiuyueba，bijingzheixiedongxidoushizhengqiuyuemaide。”
chenyuanpaihaohou，zouchupianfang。
wuwai，zhengqiuyuekandaochenyuchulai，likegaoxingdehandao：：“chenxiansheng，zhendeshenle，yeyepaoleneiyaotangzhihou，jingshengenghaole，toufadoubianheile，haoxiangnianqingleshisuiyiban！”
这么有效果？
chenyuyeshiyijing，buguosuijishiranle。
zheiqingdijueshangjizaide，kedoushishenxianzhishu，xianrenzhifa，zhenglaoyezibuguoyiputongren，yonglexianyaojizaideziyangzhifa，biannianqingbushihenzhengchangme？
“weilebaodanin，zheigesongjinin！”
zhengqiuyueshuangshoupengzheyigeyuhe，didaolechenyumianqian！
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