zhujiaoshitangrenjiexulideshumingjiao《yipinxiaoyi》,benxiaoshuodezuozheshiningmengweideyangcongzuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuofenggedexiaoshuo,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:chuangwaideguangyouxieciyan。tangrenjietangzaichuangshanghuangusizhou,wuzilipobaidemoyangrangtayukuwulei,takebujidetadexiuxishiyouzheimekechen。tamingminggangcongshoushutaijieshudiwutaishoushu,haoburongyimileyihuier,zenmeyizhengyanshijiedoubianle?zheishi...chuanyuele?!turanyiduanduanmoshengdejiyiyongjinnaohai,huandengpiansidebofangzhe。...
窗外的光有些刺眼。
tangrenjietangzaichuangshanghuangusizhou,wuzilipobaidemoyangrangtayukuwulei,takebujidetadexiuxishiyouzheimekechen。
tamingminggangcongshoushutaijieshudiwutaishoushu,haoburongyimileyihuier,zenmeyizhengyanshijiedoubianle?zheishi...chuanyuele?!
turanyiduanduanmoshengdejiyiyongjinnaohai,huandengpiansidebofangzhe。
zheishenzideyuanzhujingranhezijitongmingtongxing。
lansanzhijibuqiushangjin,hunyitiansuanyitian,tuotuojiushiyihuozhelangfeikongqisilelangfeitudidezhuer。
taganggangjieshouzijichuanyuedexianshi,turancongyuanzilichuanlailetongkude**sheng。
tangrenjieyigejilingganmangqishenxunzhaoshengyuan,biankandaolezijideqizizhengtangzaiyuanzilitongkude**zhe,shenxiahaiyouyipianzhengzaibuduankuosandexueji。
“xuli!”tangrenjiehaimeilaidejifanying,jiukandaoyigenvrencongwaimianchonglejinlai。
dingjingyikanfaxianneigenvrenzhengshixulideguimi:chentingting。
“tangrenjie!niduitazuoleshenme!”chentingtingbenlaidasuanlaiwenwenxuliyaobuyaoyiqiquxibianchuixiyifu,kemeixiangdaoganggangzoudaomenkoujiukandaoxulitangzaidishangbushengrenshi。
“wogangcongwulichulaijiukandaotatangzaidishangle。”tangrenjiexingguoshenlaiyejimangchongdaolexulishenbian,xiayishidelaqiletadeshouwanbaqilemai。
ranhouyuelaiyuexinjing,tadeshenzixudekepa!
xulishizheishentiyuanzhudelaopo,rujinyihuaiyunliangyueyouyu。
xianzaitayijingyouliuchanjixiangle,antadeshentisuzhisuishikenengchedihuatai。
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可却一直都没老婆!
zheimeyifeiwujingranhainengqudaoxifu,tianlihezaia。
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tangrenjiezaixinlimomotucao,jiranxiongdinishenzaifuzhongbuzhifu,neijiubieguaiwotinizhenxile。
yesuan、aiye、yimaxin、huangtitongzhusheye...tangrenjieniantaozhe,zheixieyaonengbangxulibaozhuhaizi!
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kehaimeidengtajiaobumaichuqu,bianbeichentingtinglazhuyijiaolanzhulejiaobu,“doushenmeshihoulenihaiquqingdafu,kuaisongtaquchenglideyiyuana!nigewonangfei,liligenlenizhenshidaolebabeizixuemeile!”
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yidianfanbodeyudiyebujitaliuazheishi!
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啪——
qingcuidebazhangshengdaduanlechentingtingneijiguanqiangsidezui。
yankanzhexulishenxiadexueyueliuyueduo,chentingtingquesihaomeiyoubizuideyisi,shenzhiyuelaiyueguofen。
chentingtingmanmuzhenjing,bangelianshangfuxianchuleqingxidebazhangyin。
“你敢打我!”
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“duandafu!jiwonaliangheyesuan,liangpinghuangtitongzhusheyehaiyou...”tangrenjiexinlizheji,yijindaozhensuokaishirang。
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duandafutuledetoudingzheicaicongnayaochuangkoulitanchulai,“zheixiedoushichufangyao,meidanzibunengkai。”xinliananfanyingzheganggangtangrenjieshuochulaidezheixieyaoming,haizhendoushibaotaiyao。
tangrenjieshenmeshihoudongzheixiele?
“neizheiyangba,duandafuninnashangzheixieyaogenwozouyitang,zheijiubusuanwoyaokaiyaoleba?”
tangrenjieshuozhehuadegongfujiulaidaolemenqianjiangduandafucongyaofanglilalechulai,yibianzuiliniannianyouciyibianjiangkenengyongdededaodedongxizhuangjinyiyaoxiangli。
dongzuoxianshudelingrenzashe。
zheishitalaidaozheigeshijiehoudiyiciganshoudaozeren。
zheigehaizideshenshangliuzhetatangrenjiedexue,tashibiyaobaozhuzheigehaizi!
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