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laocunzhangzhidaotamenliangjiabuduifu。
cengjingdangguoheshilao，jieguobeiliudakuantaponiangjimadegouxuelintou。
congneiyihou，tajiuzaiyemeiyouchanhele。
xianzailiudakuanyouhenyouqian，cunlihenduoshidoudekaotazhichini。
burantazheicunzhangbuhaodanga！
suoyijinguanxinliduiliudakuanzheixingjingbuman，tazuishangyemeiyoushuoshenme。
tahaibutingxiangliuxiaohushilianse，rangtabuyaogenzheizhongrenyibanjianshi。
liuxiaohuzuibuxihuanpofumajiehelengchaorefengle。
那多没意思。
taxihuankanrenyabachihuanglian，youkushuobuchu。
tagouqizuijiaodao：“nidajingshiweilewangnichengbaodeshuitangliguanshuiba？”
cunxitouyougedashuitang，mianjiduodayibaimu。
xiaopocundewazidouzaineishuitanglixiguozao。
刘小虎也不例外。
jinianqian，liudakuanxiangcunlishenqingchengbaoleneipianshuitang，jingenchaoliuyangxiaolongxia。
这两年大旱。
neishuitanglidoukuaijiandile。
erzheiyidaiwangniandoushiyushuichongpei，tianjianditouyemeidajing。
tagangcaitidaoledajing，xiangbijiushiweilezheishi。
liudakuanmeihaoqidao：“nihaizhengennineisidieyigedexing，xianchiluobudancaoxin！woshuodajing，guannipishi！”
liuxiaohubudongshengsedao：“dangranguanwodeshi，wozhunbeicongnishoulibaneishuitangjichengbaoguolai。”
“就凭你？”
liudakuanzhuanguoshen，gujiyongxiandounengguachuliangjinfeiyoudelianshangduimanlechaoxiao：“nigelianzijidouyangbuhuo，hairangxifugenzheshoukudeqionggui，haixiangchengbaoshuitang？namingchengbaoa！”
laocunzhangyeyihuo：“xiaohu，nishuoshenmehuhuani？ninalaideqianchengbao？”
liuxiaohuzhidaozheigeshihoushuozaiduodoumeiyong。
tadakaishoujiyinxing，shengpingdiyicixuanfu：“woqueshimeishaqian，danzheidianqianchengbaoneigedashuitang，yinggaimeishawentiba？”
刘大款根本没看。
liuxiaohushuodehua，tashibangezidoubuxin。
laocunzhangcoutoukanleyiyan，dajingdao：“zheishi……sanshiduowan！xiaojiahuo，ninanongdezheimeduoqian？”
“三十多万？”
liudakuanzhongjiuhaishirenbuzhusaoleyan。
dangkandaoneichuanshuzihou，tahaiyiweizijikanchale，youwangliuxiaohushenpangnuolenuo，quedingneishisanshiyiwanhou，talianheidexiangguodihui，haiyinyangguaiqidisuanleyiju：“natoude？zhongdichibubao，kaishidangzeile？”
liuxiaohudao：“yaobumafannibaogejing，bawozhuasuolidaizhequ，hainengyoufanchile？”
“你！”
“xingle，niyedanglaobanneimeduonianle，nengbunengyoudianlaobandeyangzi，biegengeponiangyiyang！yijuhua，tanbutan？”
beitazheigehoushengxun，liudakuanlianshangshizaiguabuzhu。
buguoxiangdaoyixieshiyihou，tahaishiyaozheyarenzhule：“nixiangzenmetan？”
“meimuduoshaoqian，niyuanyibaneishuitangzhuanshoujiwo？”
“四百！”
“liangbailiu，bunengzaiduole！”
“niteniangdehaodaiyeshishangguoxue，rendejigezideren，nagelaoshijiaonizheiyangtanpande？gunduziba，laozimeishijianpeiniwan！”
刘大款扭头就走。
liuxiaohuqueshishuangshoubaoxiong，buhuangbumangdao：“nishisanbaiyimuchengbaode，erqieyikouqichengbaoleshinian，jinnianshidisinian。”
“zheisinian，niyizhidouzaiyangxiaolongxia，diyinianzhuandaole，dandiernianxiaolongxiajiageyaozhan，qunianhejinniandahan，yidingxuekuiba？”
“buguonimenliangkouzidousiyaomianzi，fengrenjiushuodazhuanle，qishishinimenkaifanguanzhuandaole。”
liudakuanbenlaibuzimaidehenda，zouqilulaiyeshiyaochanwanguan，huhushengfengdeneizhong。
danshisuizheliuxiaohutongletadelaodi，tadekuguanlixiangshibeiguanlehunningtuyiban，rangtadoumaibukaituile。
liuxiaohuqingxiaoyisheng，jixudao：“duiyunilaishuo，neiyibaimushuitangjiushigewudidong。”
“niranglaocunzhangbangnixiangzhenlishenqingdajikoushuijing，shinengchoushuiguanshuitang，danjinnianxiaolongxiajiageyouyaozhanle，shuitanglidexiaolongxiaqueshuiquedeyemeiduoshaoleba？”
“qiebushuoshuijingshashihounengdahao，jiushixianzaijinilaijichangdayu，nijinniannengbukuibenma？”
“别说了！”
liudakuanhuranhouleyisheng：“napawokuidaozaguomaitie，yebuhuizhuanshoujinizheixiao**！”
liuxiaohusonglesongjian：“ruguonijiushigenqianguobuqu，jiushiyaoyongqiandashuipiaodehua，neidangwomeishuo！”
“三百！”
“你说啥？”
“我说三百啊！”
liudakuanzhuanbiandebishadoukuai：“chengbaojiazhuanshoujinile，bunengzaishaole！”
liuxiaohuchoulexiabizidao：“wozheirenbuhuijiangjia，kanzaixianzaiqianbuzhiqiandefenshang，liangbaiqiba，erqiejinniansuanyinian，yejiushishuowozhijiniliuniandechengbaojia。”
这是不会讲价？
算盘打得贼响好嘛！
liudakuandoukuaikule：“xiaozi，zuorenyaohoudao！biexuenidieyiyang，shabianyidouxiangzhan！”
liuxiaohuxiexiaodao：“zheihuahaishiliujinizijiba。ruguonixiangpoguanziposhuai，jiuzheimeyinianniankuixiaqudehua，wowusuowei。”
这是被吃定了啊！
liudakuanhentaoyanzheizhongganjue。
erqieduifanghaigentashichoujia。
buguotashuodedoudui，zaizheimesiyaomianzixiaqu，tahuihuoshouzuide。
lingwai，zheidashuitangyenengbazheixiaozijituoxiashui，jitayouhefang？
“我去拿合同！”
liaoxiazheimeyijuhuahou，taxunsulikai。
laocunzhanglianmangquan：“xiaohu，youxiehuasuiranbugaiwoshuo，danwohaishirenbuzhuxiangshuoyixia。nixianghaolema？neidashuitangyouxiexiemen，shuicaofengzhang，jiushiyangbuleyu。”
“yaoburantayebuhuizhiyangxiaolongxia！ruguoniyeyangxiaolongxiadehua，nikandaozheixingqingle，genguoshancheyiyang，laotianyeyebujizheikoufanchi，tainanle！”
liuxiaohudao：“woganjieshou，kendingshizuohaodasuanle！wozhunbeiyikouqichengbaoshinian，chuletaneishengxiadeliunian，wozaigencunliqiansinian。”
“cunlijiusanbaiyimuba，haiqingninxiangzhenlifanying，kankannengbunengxianbashanlujidaochiyixia，zheiyangjinchushanyeshaoxieshijian。”
laocunzhangnachuyangankeleke，youcongyandailiniechuyixiesuiyanyefangyantouliyaleya，zuihoucengleliangxiahuochaidianzhe。
douchoushanghaojikoule，tacai“puchi”yishengxiaochusheng：“nixiaozishixiangqisidakuanma？”
liuxiaohudouyanbabadikanzhelaocunzhangwanchengzheiyizhengtaodongzuole。
laocunzhangquelengbudingdilailezheimeyixia，dangzhenbatajiheleyitiao。
taqiangletadehuochaihedao：“laocunzhang，ninshuonindouyibanianjile，zahaizheimehuaini？nindaoshijigezhunhuaa！”
laocunzhangxiaohehedao：“haohaohao，jiuchongnixiaozizhidaoweicunlizhexiang，woxiangzhenlifanying！”
liudakuangujishipaliuxiaohubeilaocunzhangquandeyoufanhuile，ganjinnalaichengbaohetong，zailaocunzhangdejianzhengxia，wanchenglezhuanrang。
dangkandao162000yuandaozhanghou，tayouannaibuzhuduiliuxiaohudao：“wojizhedaoshiliqukaifanguan，shizaimeishijianqudaotengneixiexiaolongxia。zheiyang，nizaijiwosanwankuaiqian，wobaneixiexiaolongxiadoujinile。”
liuxiaohuerhuabushuo，youjitazhuanleyiwan：“jiuzheimeduo，ruguonibuyuanyi，zaijiwozhuanhuilai。”
liudakuanbaibaishoudao：“xingxingxing，jiuzheiyangle，bianyinixiaozile！”
zuishangsuiranzheimeshuo，dantaxinlizaojiubaliuxiaohudangyuandatoule。
xianzaishuitanglideneixielongxiahaixiao，meisharou，maibule。
tayekantianqiyubaole，dabangeyuedoumeiyu。
neixiexiaolongxiatuotuobeihansi。
daoshihouliuxiaohukudoumeiyanlei。
liuxiaohukanletayiyandao：“lailailai，baxiaolongxiazheishiyexiehetongshang，miandenidaoshihoushualai！”
“nibawodangshenmerenle？”
liudakuanxunsujixieshang，paileliangxiayuangungundeduzidao：“nimenliaoba，wohuiquchifanle！”
liuxiaohumeilita，duilaocunzhangdao：“sanbaiyimu，wozaicongcunlichengbaosinian，cougoushinian，ninbangwobanyixiaba，12wanxianzhuanjini！”
laocunzhangmangbudiediantou：“zheishijiujiaojiwoba。”
“啥？”
liudakuandunshibaozaole：“weishacunlishisanbaiyimu，wozhiyouliangbaiqi，nitemewanwoni？”
“你还想反悔？”
liuxiaohuxianhuilehuihetong，suihouyoudao：“erqiezheiyinguiyin，maoguimao，nibiehunweiyitan！ruguonishizaiguobuquzheigejian，jiudangwoyouqianrenxingba！”
“臭小子！”
liudakuanbazhangdouyangqilaile，danshixiangdaoliuxiaohujiexialaiyaomianlindedecanzhuanghou，tayouxiaodao：“yeshi，buguanwodeshi。duile，nisaozibushimaidouyama？”
“woneifanguandedachujiwodadianhuashuo，zhenshangxianzaidouzaichuanyourenbalvdouyamaichulezhuroujia，taqukanshiyijingbujianrenyingle。wanglanyoumeiyougennitiqizheishi？takerenshineiren？”
laocunzhanghuangmangtaitou：“lvdouyamaichuzhuroujia？zheizenmekeneng！”
liudakuanzhinengganxianmu：“gangkaishiwoyebuxin，danwoneidachushuodetoutoushidao。zheiniantouzhenshishenmexiqishidouyoua！ruguowoyenengzheimegemaifa，wohaikaigepidefanguana！”
……
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