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第8章
jiangtang：“nihejiajiule？”
骚话连篇的。
这是贺家！
heyuzhoudebaochiduitaaidabulidetaidu。
“zheibushigennixuede？”heyuzhoufanchunxiangji。
jiangtangyixiazijiumingbai，heyuzhouneitiankanchuanletazhuangzuideshi。
tatingletingxiongfu，jiazhuanglizhiqizhuang，“wojiuliangbenlaijiucha！”
“nishijiupincha。”heyuzhoudemuguangluozaitadexiongkou，yanshenanlean，“dangniannichenzhejiuzuibawotuidaozaichuang，neitianyouxiangtuishei？”
jiangtangyeleyixia，suijiguyiwendao：“dagezheishichicule？”
“nihaizhenbazijidanghuishi。”heyuzhouchixiao，“woshiyaotixingni，biewangjidangchuwomendingxiadetiaojian。”
tidaoneigebupingdengtiaoyue，jiangtangjiuyoudianshengqi。
先爱者卑微。
takeyibeiwei，tazhixiangyaoheyuzhouduopeitazouyiduan。
“dangchudingtiaojiandeshihou，niyemeishuoniyaojiaotajizhichuana！”jiangtangqiangciduolideshuo，“nihaizheimenianqing，ganmayaozhejijiehun？”
“nibuyejizhezhaonanren？”heyuzhoufanwen。
jiangtangshuo：“neizheiyang，wogencaojinanshuoqingchu，nigensuyuelingpieqingguanxi，womenhaishixiangyiqianyiyang。”
“shetaxuanni？”heyuzhoubiaoqingbuxie，“jiangtang，ninashenmegenyuelingbi？”
zheimezhibaidechaofeng，rangjiangtangyoudiannaoxiuchengnu。
“shi！womeifabi！”jiangtangqigugudeshuo，“neiniganjingentajiehun，xihuanwodenanrenduolequle，woyebushifeinibuke！”
heyuzhouzhengzhunbeishuoshenme，turanxiangqipaimensheng。
“姜棠！”
是贺聿杉的声音。
jiangtangbenlaijiuxuanzhedexinmengdiyishou，taxiayishidexunzhaodifang，xiangyaobaheyuzhouzangqilai。
“nikuaiquchuangxiamianduozhe！”
jiangtangtuizheheyuzhoudehoubei，jiuxiangbarenwangchuangdisai。
heyuzhoukebupeihe，tafanercongrongbupodezuoxia，zuozaijiangtangdechuangbian。
“tazhaoni，woweishenmeyaoduo？”tashuo。
好有道理！
jiangtangzhenxiangyibazhangpaisita。
“tayaofaxianwomendeshi，jiusidingle！”jiangtangyaoyaqiechi。
“dequeshi。”heyuzhouzantongdediandiantou，“neinikuaiduoqilai。”
“niyoubingba？！”jiangtangcikeshizhenxiangnongsita。
“jiangtang，kaimen！”heyushandepaimenshenggengjiqiele。
jiangtanglianmanghuanshangyifutaohaodezuilian，kenqiudao：“dage、dage，qiunixianduoyixia。”
“dage？”heyuzhoutiaomei，“wobugaishishenxuwangbadan？”
姜棠：“···”
heyuzhoukanzhejiangtangyoujiyouwunai，haiyouxiezhenjingdeyangzi，lianshangluchukanhaoxidexiao。
“rangdajiadouzhidaowomendeshi，shuobudingnixiangjiajiwodemengxiangjiunengchengzhenle。”tayuqiqingpiaodeshuo。
“sheixiangjiajinile？！”jiangtangjinzhangdekanzhemenkou，tuokouerchu。
tazhizhidaozheijianshiyidanbaolu，tahuibaqiaoqiuyunhehewenzhengzhiyuduomenankandejingdi。
“jiangtang，wozhidaonimeishui，kuaikaimen！”heyushanniuzhemensuo。
xinghao，gangcaiheyuzhoujinmendeshihoushunshoushanglesuo。
jiangtangjidebuxing，shuangshouheshi，duiheyuzhouqiqiudao：“heyuzhou，suanwoqiuni，xingma？”
heyuzhouhaishineifuqidingshenxiandeyangzi，“niqiuwo，wojiudedaying？”
heyushanzaiwaimianjiaoleyigeyongren，“niqubafangjianyaochinalai。”
zheigejiali，sheidoufendeqingheyushanhejiangtangdediwei，buchuliangfenzhong，menjiuhuibeidakai。
jiangtangjideliansefabai，yanquanfanhong，“zheicisuanwoqiannide，xiacinirangwozuoshenme，woyidingzuo！”
heyuzhou：“shuohuasuanshu？”
jiangtanglianmangying：“suanshu，nikuaipajinqu。”
“wobuduochuangdi。”taxianqideshuo。
jiangtangsixiasouxunzheneng**dedifang。
“衣橱！”
burongheyuzhoushuoshenme，jiangtangzhuaiqitadeshouwan，jiangrenwangyichuneifangxiangla。
menkoufangxiangchuanlaiyaochi**suokongdeshengyin。
jiangtangyibalakaiyichumen，jiangheyuzhoutuilejinqu。
tachangnianzaiwai，yichuhenkong，jiugualejitaohuanxideyifu。
“pada。”mensuobeiniukai，jiezhefangjianmendakai。
“kuangtang。”yichumenguanshang。
lianggeshengyinjihushitongshixiangqi。
jiangtanghuanhuanzhuanguoshen，kanxiangmenkou，zhiyoutazijitingdejiantadexintiaoruleigu。
晚一秒，就完了！
heyushanqishixiongxiongdezoujinlai，“niweishenmebukaimen？”
jiangtanganandeshenxileliangkouqi，lianshangguzuoqingsongdexiao，“zheimemingxiandewentihaiyaowen？”
heyushanziranshirenweijiangtangbuxiangjitakaimen，tagengshengqile。
zhengzhunbeifazuo，turanpiejianjiangtangjianshangdehongyin。
“zheishishenme？”tadingzheneichuwen。
haoxianghaiyouyayin？buhuishitakancuoleba？
jiangtangyandidehuangluanyishanerguo，tataishounaozheneidifang，“wenziyaode。”
heyushanyouxiehuaiyideyouwen：“shenmewenzinengyaochuzheiyangdeyin？”
weileyinkaiheyushandezhuyili，jiangtangguyitiaoqizhanhuo，“genniyiyangtoushangzhanglianggejiao，zuishangdaizhecidewenzi。”
“nicaishiwenzi！”heyushanhuiduiguoqu，“nizhanglewugejiao！”
“wobiniduosangejiao，nidejiaowoshenglaoda！”
chenzheheheyushandouzuideshihou，jiangtangnaleyijianwaiyichuanshang。
“wojiaoniduojiaoguaishou！”heyushanshuo。
“nishiliangjiaowenzi！”jiangtanghui。
duozaiyichulideheyuzhou，tingzhewaimianliangrendezhengchao，wunairouzheejiao。
yiqianduzhongxuedeshihou，heyuzhoujingchangtingdaozheiyangyouzhidezhengchao，houlaidajiagezichuguodushu，tayijinghaojinianmeitingdaoguole。
waimianchaoleyihuier，heyushancaijinruzhengti。
“nigenanyanxideguanxishenmeshihouzheimehaole？”
yiqiananyanxidouzhanzaitazheibiande。
jintiankandaoanyanxihejiangtangchudezheimehao，heyushanyouzhongbeirenqiaoqiangjiaodeganjue。
jiangtangmingbaiheyushandexiangfa。
tashichuyixiaxueqizhuanxuedaojiangchengguizusilixuexiao，genheyushan、anyanxiyigeban。
heyushantaoyanta，yuezhebanlidetongxuegulita，jiuerjiuzhi，xuexiaolideqitatongxueyedoubuyuanyigentalaiwang。
neixienian，tayigepengyoudoumeiyou。
houlai，tachuguodushu，anyanxizaitahouyinianyequleneigexuexiao，zhuanyebutong。
manmande，liangrenguanxijiuchuhaole。
jiangtangmeishenmeyuqideshuo：“tafaxianwozhishudali、wenroudafang，ziranyuanyigenwozuopengyou。”
heyushantingdexiangtu，“niyaobuyaolian？”
“dawanshangdesichuangwofangjianjiuhenyaolian？”jiangtangshuo，“niyaomeibiedeshiganjinchuqu，woyaoshuijuele。”
heyushanxiongkoudenuhuozhimao，tarenlerenyouwen：“nihaitanlianaile？”
“xuyaogennibaobeima？”jiangtangfanwen。
heyushanbujinbeiqiaoleqiangjiao，haiyouzhongluohouyurendechirugan。
takeyiluohouyubieren，kebunengluohouyujiangtang！
taxiunaodeshuo：“caojianeizhongxiaomenxiaohuganghaopeinizheiyangshangbuletaimianderen！”
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zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
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