doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《yiqubaohonghou，zhanvhuitouqiufuhe》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude，gaishuyichuyangsuxiaohanweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：wanghaohecengmeijuedemeimianzi，ganjinzaiwangshangsousuo。diankaishipindediyimiao，cengmeijiujinghuchusheng：“chuyang？！”suiranshipindedeng……
第二章
liuguifenduishangneinazheyinzhendenanrendelian，renchushichuyang。
huiyiqizaoshangdeshiqing，huoqigengsheng。
“nilaicoushenmerenao？”
“ganjingun！rangyishengguolai！”
chuyangsuixinyoubuyue，danxianzaibingrenzuizhongyao，renleren，haishijiangxintounuhuoqiangya。
“woshipinghaiyiyuandeyisheng，xianzaibingrenqingkuangweiji，qingnibuyaodaraojiuzhi！”
刘桂芬不屑一嗤。
“你也会治病？”
“还是中医？！”
“zhongyinengzhibingma？sheibuzhidaozhongyijiushihurendewanyier？！”
“ganjingunyuandian！zhisilenipeideqima？！”
zhouhengkanbuguoqu，tichuyangjieshi。
“chuyangshizhengerbajingdeyisheng！xianzaizhiyoutanengjiusuxiaojie！”
liuguifenmanlianbuxie：“zheixingsudepingshiyitianchangshigexiaoshidoumeiwenti，zenmejintianjiuzheimejingui？”
“我看就是装的！”
shuozhe，jingzhijieshangqianzhuazhusuxiaohandejianbang，fengkuangyaohuang！
“**，起来！”
“装什么装？”
yaohuangjian，suxiaohanturanzhengyan！
“咳啊！！”
suxiaohankechuyidakouxue，liuguifenfanyingbuji，zhijiebeipenleyilian！
“啊！”
“我的脸！”
liuguifenyibarengkaisuxiaohan！
keliansuxiaohanhaiweisuxingduojiu，youzaiciyunjue，liansecanbairuzhi！
gubudetaiduo，chuyangzhijietuikailiuguifen，shangqianduizhunxuedaoxiazhen！
“ei！niganshenme？！ganjingun......”
“闭嘴！”
chuyangnuheyisheng，zhoushensanfachushengrenwujindeqiangdaqichang！
liuguifenbeichuyangdeqishizhenshe，yishijingbuganzaishangqian！
zhongrenanjingxialai，chuyanghuanhuanxiazhen。
“好了。”
huayingangluo，suxiaohanyouyouzhuanxing。
“啪！”
“jiuzhidaonishizhuangde！”
suxiaohanhaiweiwanquanqingxing，jiugandaolianshangyizhen**ladetengtong。
liuguifenmanlianbunai：“xiao**，ganjingunshangtai！”
“yitiandaowanjinghuailaoniangdehaoshi，kanwodengxiazenmeshoushini！”
“等等！”
楚阳伸手拦住两人。
“taxianzaihenxuruo，bixujingyang！”
liuguifenshuaikaitadeshoujiuyaobasuxiaohanwangtaiqiantui。
“哪这么娇气？”
chuyangzhoumei，“buxiangtazaiyundao，jiuguaiguaidaizhe。”
“suxiaohanni？sinaqule？”
zhongrenhuitou，yinlejiedaoyanxumaozhengnuqichongchongwangzheibianzou。
kandaorenqunzhongdesuxiaohan，kuaibuchongguolai。
“zhuchirendengniduojiule？zhendangzijishigewan？”
“赶紧过来！”
刘桂芬眉头紧皱。
“急什么？”
“bujiuyigepoyinlejie？”
“laoniangkenpairenlaiyijingshijinimianzile！”
liuguifenfanlegebaiyan：“nizaicui，womenjiubushangtaile！”
xumaoyileng，jianliuguifenrucixiaozhang，nuyidunsheng！
“xingliude，bierenjiaoniyishengjie，haizhenyiweizijishigerenwu？”
“wogaosuni，yaoshimeirenshang，jiushiyanchangshigu！”
“anzhaohetong，nihaidepeijiwoweiyuejin！”
“shenme？haiyaopeiqian？！”
liuguifenxiangqiweiyuejindeshue，henhendenglesuxiaohanyiyan！
“laoniangshouxianagebushiyaoqianshu？”
“jiunizenmepengdoupengbuhuo，baibailangfeiwodeziyuan！”
“xianzaihaiyaowodaotie？”
shuozhe，youshiyongliyitui：“peiqianhuo！”
suxiaohanchitong，fuzheqiangzhanzhanweiweizhanqilai，xuruokaikou：“liujie，wo......wokeyishang......”
xumaokandaosuxiaohandeyangzi，fanlegebaiyan。
“nizheiyangshangqu，biaoyanshenme？yundaoma？”
“zenmebuneng？wokantazhuangtaibucuo！”
shengpayaopeiqian，liuguifenzhuanbiantaidu，shenzhihaixiangwangxumaoshenshangkao：“xuge，nijiurangtashangba，takendingnengchangwan......”
xumaobeitadedongzuojichuyishenjipigeda，jimanghoutui：“buxing！wanyizaiwutaishangyunle，daoshihouwangshangkendingshuowonvedaiyanchuyiren！”
“zheiyebuxing，neiyebuxing！”jianxumaoduokaiziji，liuguifennaoxiuchengnu：“wokan，nijiushixiangkengwodeqian！”
“wobuguan，zheishinizijiburangtashangtai，kebuguanwomenshi！”
xumaolengxiaoyisheng：“buguannimendeshi？dengzhepeiqianba！”
xiangdaotianjiaweiyuejin，liuguifenzhengyaosapo，turanpiedaoyipangdechuyang，xinchoujiuhenyongshangxintou！zhizhechuyangpaoxiaochusheng。
“都怪这个家伙！”
“suxiaohanyundaohoutajiuzaineililuanzhi！buranrenzaojiuhaole！”
“niyaopeichangzhaota！biezhaowo！”
chuyangyileng，haimeilaidejishuoshenmesuxiaohandishengkaikou，“liujie，zheijianshigenchuyishengmeiguanxi......”
“erqie，tahaijiulewo，nibiezheiyang......”
刘桂芬脸色一沉！
“woshuohua，lundedaonichazui？！”
“benlaihaizhiwangnijilaoniangzhuandianqian！meixiangdaonizheimemeiyong！”
“womeirangnizijitaoyaobao，nijiugaizhizule！”
suxiaohanyiliangangakanxiangchuyang。
“chuyisheng，buhaoyisi，lianleinile。”
“woyidingbuhuirangnipeiqiande！”
chuyangxiaoxiaoanweita：“meishi......”
huaweishuowan，liuguifenyibacheguosuxiaohan，shensehenli！
“luanshuoshenme？zheishininengdingde？！”
xuanji，youdengzhechuyang：“haiyouni，bieyiweigenwomenxiaohanshuoleliangjuhuajiubuyongpeiqianle！”
“想得美！”
chuyangkanzheduoduobirendeliuguifenheweinandesuxiaohan，“feiyaoyigerenshangquchanggedehua，neiwoquba。”
“yourenqujiuchang，jiubuyongpeiqianleba？”
“就你？”
liuguifenmanlianchaofeng：“gaibuhuishixiangjiezhejiuchangchumingyihuiba？”
“zheimexiangdangmingxing，jinzaozaijiudianlizhuangshenmeqinggao？”
“niyaozhendeyouzheigexiangfa，”liuguifenmanlianxianong：“wodaohaikeyizaijinigejihui！”
“zijixiganjingle，peiwo！”
“niqudatingdating，woliuguifenzaiyeneikeshichulemingdedafang！”
shuozheihuajian，liuguifenmuguangbuduanzaichuyangshenshangyouzou。
“rangwomanyile，wonengjinideziyuankebushizheizhongxiaopoyinlejiebideshangde！”
neimuguangfangfokanzhezhenbanshangderou，lingchuyanghunshenehanbuzhi！
“够了！”
yipangdexumaoyijingmeilenaixing。
“wobuguannimenyoushenmeenyuan！”
“xianzailikejiwoyigejiejuedebanfa！”
“yaome，zhaorenshangtai！yaome，laoshipeiqian！”
“我......”
liujiequeshibuxiangchuzheigeqian，danyishijianyezhaobudaorenshangtai，zhinengxingxingbizui。
许茂转头打量楚阳。
“zhangdehaixing......”
youyuzaisan，tazaihoutaifanchuyizhangzhi，shuaijichuyang。
“xingba！daihuininazhezheizhanggecishangqu，buyongchusheng，houtaihuifangluhaodege，niduiduizuixingjiuxingle！”
chuyangdiantou，yaowangwutaishangzou。
周恒等人拦住楚阳。
“laochu，nixingma？zankendingbuhuipeiqiande，bieweilezheigeshangtai！”
“shia，pingshiquktvnidoubuchanggede！”
楚阳镇定笑笑，
“放心。”
tazaihoutaizhaodaoyibajita，suishoudiaolediaoyin，xiangwutaizouqu。
zhongrenkantayoumoyouyangde，zuzhideshengyinjianjianxiaole。
chuyangzoushangwutai，nihongdengzhaoshezaitajiaobian。
yuezou，chuyangneixinyueanwen。
zheili，caishitazuishuxidedifang！
tazaiwutaizhongyangzhanding，kanxiangxumaodefangxiang。
sisuopiankehou，shouhuishixian。
“jiexialai，weidajiadailaiyishou《ruguozheidoubusuanai》，
shiwodeyuanchuang，diyicichangjibierenting，qingdajiaduoduozhichi。”
xumaoyiting，baotiaorulei！
“made，tagaoshenme？！”
“bushijiaotaduizuixingma？changshenmeyuanchuang？！”
“bawoyinlehuigaozale，tapeideqima？！”
yinlehuiyijingjinxingdaoweisheng，liuxialaidedabufendoushisuxiaohandefensi。
tamenkandaoyigemoshengnanzishangtai，fenfenkangyi！
“zheishaquesheia？shenmeyuanchuang？womenyaoxiaohan！”
“xiaohanni？bushishuozuihouyigeshixiaohanma？！”
buduanyousuliaoshuipingrengshangtai，chuyangmeiyoulihui，huanhuankaikou。
“shifouaijiuderennai，buwengaibugai。”
“douguaiwomeinengnai，zhuanshenzoukai。”
chuyangdegeshengyichu，xuannaodeguanzhongxilikeanjing！
bushaorenbaochizherengshuipingdezishi，wangledongzuo！
“zhei......zheishenmege......”
“meitingguo......buguo......tingzhehaitingbucuo......”
taixiadeguanzhongqingbuzijingenzhechuyangdejiezoudoutui，qifenzhujiangaozhang！
chuyangsihaobushouyingxiang，jixuyanchang。
“ruguozheidoubusuanai，woyoushenmehaobeiai”
“nizhiyaobeiqidai，buyaozhenzhengquai，oh~”
校花昨晚的饭局是献祭！18个人都死了！
zuozhe：yuxuegongdehuawuyang
栏目：都市
前女友开劳斯莱斯嘲讽我，不知启动资金是我拿命换的
作者：汤圆没有很圆
栏目：都市
岳母当众嫌我穷，我默默录音，岳父连夜赶回逼道歉
作者：巷子里的鸟
栏目：都市
我被拱上台当新郎官，洞房夜才知新娘是死对头
作者：病态的木乃伊
栏目：都市
软妻想逃！被疯批病娇囚养于阁楼
作者：墨酒玄鹤
栏目：都市
白月光难产，前夫跪求我这个“替身”献血
作者：雨神写书
栏目：都市
