《yiqianwoshipianzi，danxianzaijiaowochushen！》shiyibulingrenxinchishenwangdezuopin，jiangshulejiangzhouchenzihangzaizhuiqiumengxiangdedaolushangjinglidejianxinyufuchu。jiangzhouchenzihangfendoubuzhi，mianduizhegezhongtiaozhanhekaoyan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuyuhuzhu，jiangzhouchenzihangbuduanchengzhang、gaibian，bingzuizhongshixianleziwochaoyue。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanyongqiyuxiwang，“haiyoujiroudekouganyebudui，yaobuniwenhuomandun，shuimianyizhibaochiweiweimaopaojiuxing，yaobudahuozhukaimenshu，zheiyangbakonghaoshutou，qiechulaidejirougutou……jiangdianranduzheneixindejiqing。
“yemeirengenwoshuotudibiandizoudejiangchushenzheimenianqinga！yousanshisuimei？”
“loushangde，zhiqianhenhuodechuwangzhengbanimeikanguo，jiangzhoujiushiyinianjizuixiao，chuyizuihaohuodeguanjunchuwangchenghaohuode。”
“kanzhejiangzhourucizixindeyangzi，ganjuetayinggaibuxiangwangshangshuodeneiyanga。”
“jiangzhoukezhenexin，bisaimaitongpingwei，rangneixiezhenzhengyouchuyidedashimeinadaoyingyouderongyu，jingranhaiganchulaizhibo！”
“zheirenzhuangtaizenmeyebuxiangshibeiquanwangmaderengaiyoudezhuangtai，pifuhaodelianheiyanquandoumeiyou，buhuihaixianglaoyibiba！”
“touyicijianzheimehuiliancaide，shoutuanshijiansuan，haiyoubutongdejiawei，zhenfu，jieguojiaochulesha，chulaihuohaiguangdawangyou！”
“……”
zhibojiandanmufangun，jiangzhoufanzhengkanbudao。
duizhejingtouweixiaozhehuidazhuchirendewenti。
“wangshangshuowoshenmededouyou，danwojuedeertingweixu，yanjianweishi，wodechuyiruhe，jiexialaidajiajiunengkandaole。”
jiangzhoushidongliuliangde，zheihuashuowan，zhibojianderedulimayouwangshangcuanlecuan。
linxiazuozaixianshiqihoumian，shikeguanzhuzhezhibojiandeqingkuang，jianjiangzhoukanguolai，mangbudiedeshuqidamuzhi。
xianbushuozheirenchuyizenmeyang，danyingxiaoqueshiyouyitao。
wushizitongdehuigouqiguanzhonghaoqixin，xiyinyanqiu。
“haode，neiwomenyebudanwushijian，jintiandediyizhanqudejiushijiangdongshijianglaoshitudikaidehuixiangyancanting。”
jiangzhoudianlediantoumeiyijian。
qianhetongdeshihoudoushanglianghaole。
zhibojiemudesuoyoushouyi，tazhansicheng，jiemuzuzhanliucheng，jutidejiemuanpailiuchengdoutingjiemuzude，danbuhuianpaiyixiebuliyujiangzhoudejiemu，jiangzhouyeyongyoufanduiquan。
tazhixuyaozaijiemuzudeanpaixia，yizhibodexingshi，zoufangcongqiandetudimen。
这条件江舟很满意。
jiangzhoutashangjiemuzudeche，yilulaidaohuixiangyan。
zheishijiangzhoudedi24getudikaidefandian，jiuzaibenshi，henkuaijiudaole。
duifangkenengyeyizhizaikanzhibo，zaozaojiudaizherenzaidianmenkouhouzhe。
jiangzhouyidao，24tudifeichangdeyinqindepaoguolaikaichemen，shenhouhaizhanzheyiqunfuwuyuan。
zheiyaoshihuanchengxizhuangdaishangmojing，jiutuotuodedoudalaochujiea！
zhibojianwangyoumenyebeizheichangjingzhenzhule。
haojiahuo，zheimeyoupaichangdema？
jiangzhoujieshoulianghao，dandingdexiache，yishenxiuxianzhuangzouzaiqianmian，duizhetudidianlediantou。
zheijiashinalixiangshilaizuochengqing，daoshilaidianshichade。
“shifu，haidelaofanninqinziguolai，kuaiqingjin。”
jiemuzucishiyijingmeishenmecunzaiganle，jiuxiangdangyuyigegongju，weiguanzhongmenzhibojiangzhouderichang。
cishidianneimeiyouyigekeren。
yiqunrenyebuhanhu，zhijiewanghouchuzou。
zhibojianyouchiguohuixiangyandeguanzhongyezaidanmushangtucaoqiledianliweidao。
“dajiabiekanzheizhuangxiubucuo，danjiagelaoguile，weidaoyiban，caipindaoshihualihushao，chiguotangcupaigu，neishangmianhaidailemianhuatang，shangcaihoujiaoshangtangcuzhi，tiezaipaigushang，laonanchile！”
“haojiahuo，zheimechuangxindema？”
“kebushi，jiaoshenmexueshantangcupaigu，zhenshinanchitule。”
“meidaocaibuchidaozuilidoubuzhidaoshishenmezuode，feichangdehualihushao，jiagemaidehengao，dannanchidebuxing。”
“ganjuejiupaizhaonengkan，buzhidedaka，woganjuezheidiankaibuleyinianjiudedaobi，nanchideyaochi。”
“……”
jiangzhoukanleyiquandianneidezhuangxiu，tinggaodangde，kanzhehaibucuodeyangzi。
doukanyibianhou，caikanxiangtudiwendao：“dianneishengyibuhao？”
yuanshenduiyuzheixietudidouzhiyoumianziqing，jiandandezhidaoxia，jiushijiaoxuele，jutidedoubulejie，zhiyouyuanshenjiyidejiangzhou，duiyuzheixietudiziranyebulejie。
zhinenggenjuyuanshendexingge，dagaizuochufanying。
wensenmianduijiangzhoudewenti，gangayixiao，ranhoudianlediantou。
tadechuyitianfubenlaijiubuhao，caixiangzhaogezuiyoumingdeshifuqujinxiuyixia。
ranhouxuechulaihou，zuochulaidecaidaoshihaokanbushao，danweidaohaishibuzadi。
dantaxiangzhe，youchushentudideminghaozai，zenmezheyebuquekerenba。
yushichushihou，limajiukailegefandian，huachuquleyiliangbaiwan，meixiangdao，gangkaiyemeilianggeyue，fengpingjiuchademeiyigerendaodianchifan。
xianzaibeimashangresou，tayijinghaojitianmeikaidianyingyele。
zheihuibeishifuzhaoshangmenlai，tayeshiyiyannanjina！
jiangzhen，jiangzhouqishimanhui**de，shouleneimeduotudi，lengshimeiyigerenfaxianduifangshigeshuihuo。
kejianhuyourendebenshizhigao。
zhidaozhibozuocai，shizaimanbuzhule，caibaoluleshuipingbuxingdeshiqing。
“cainanchi，haishishenme？”
jiangzhouweiweiyizhoumei，mingzhiguwendewendao。
zheixiawensenpengzheyuangungundedaduzi，gengjiakeliandedianlediantou。
“lai，woyehenjiumeichangguonizuodecaile，zuoyifennashoucaiwochangchang。”
zheiyilaiyihui，napawensennianjibijiangzhouda，zheisheishilaoshi，sheishixuesheng，guanzhongyenengyiyankanchulai。
zhibojianguanzhongmenkanzhe，yimibajidedagaopangge，zaijiangzhougenqian，suodegengeanchunyiyang，shuohuadoubugandasheng，doubiaoshitaizhenshile。
“haojiahuo，zheigenwoneiyimijiudetongshikandaoyimiwudebanzhurenshenqingyiyangyiyangde。”
“guoranbuguanshinaxingnaye，xueshengkandaolaoshidouyigeyang。”
“wokanzheijiashi，zenmeyouzhongqueshishitudichuyibujingdeganjuea！”
“zheijiewangyoubuxing，bunengkandaorenjialian，jiujuededuifangshiduideba，tudibujing，nanbuchengjishigetudidoubujing？”
“shuobudingshishoudetuditaiduo，meifaxizhijiaoxueni？”
“jiangzhoufensijiubielaixilehaoba，bunengjiao，haishouneimeduotudi，nimenkanwangshangbaochulaidexuefeijiagemei，doushijishiwanjishiwana！neimeduoqian，jiuxuechengzhangzheiyang？”
“bushi，jiangzhoudeneixietudinengren？”
“yeyoubunengrendeba，neihanjiangzhoumeijiaoshenme，zhihuishouli，neigecaifang。”
“……”
zhayangongfu，jiudaolewensenzhanshichuyideshihoule。
tazuodejiushidianneidezhaopai，xueshantangcupaigu。
wangyoumenduiyuchushixianchangzuocaiyebaoyoujidadereqing，quanzaishuapingrangjiangzhouxianchangzuocai，haiyaochoufensihuozhequjieshangsuijiyaoqingkerenlaipinchang。
zheiyangdajiajiunengzhidaoduifangshibushipianzile。
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