zaimeinaozihebugaoxingdexiaoshuo《yiren：banyanwuliuqi，kaijujiehuxiahe》zhong，suqixiaheshiyiweifuyoumeilihezhihuiderenwu。gushiweiraozhesuqixiahezhankai，miaohuilesuqixiahezaiyigechongmantiaozhanhejiyudeshijiezhongdechengzhangzhilv。tongguoyugezhongrenwudexiangyuhejingli，suqixiahezhujianrenshidaozijidejiazhiheshiming，bingyongyongqihecongmingcaizhikefulezhongzhongkunnan。niantoutongdazhihou，suqidexinzhongyupingjinglexialai。suqiyibianyongjiandaoxiulizhexiahedefashao，yibianziyanziyudiniantaozhe……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindeqishiyuganwu。
suqiyanjianyouzha，danjianzaixianshangbudebufa。
yinsedejiandaoxuanzhuanzherutongyinseyuanpandeyangzi，xiangdoumeihuxiaoerqu，
“吱嘎——”
huxiaodejiandaojuranbeiduifangshenqianjicunchu，yicengkanbujiandeqiangbidangxia。
tongshidoumeibozishangdexianglianshangyesuileyikezhuzi。
doumeilianseyibian，neixinbujinjiaoku。
zheixiaozizenmekanzhenianjibuda，yuwudegongfuzenmerucilede。
yuantaojiangzheijianfabaojiaojiwodeshihou，keshixinshidandandegenwobaozhengguo。
putongyirenmeigeershiniankuxiugenbenpobulehudun。
kezheinianqingren，yijizhixiajuranzhijiejisuiwoyikezhenzhu？
nandaoshiyuantaokuadaqici？
haishitadaniangtailijiuzaixiulian？
suqiyanjianyijibucheng，yebingbuqinei。
yiniancaokongzhixia，jiandaoshangbaoguoleyicenganzisedeqi，huazuozuantouyiban，jisuxuanzhuan。
suqijixingfahui，jizheizhaosuikouqilegemingzi。
“电光毒龙钻！”
zimangzhaxian，jiandaozaihudunshangfengkuangdixuanzhuan，jianruidefengmangsiliezhekongqi。
yidiandianzaihudunshangmochuzhenzhenhuohua。
zuihouhuazuotiexie，sazaidishang。
xianglianshang，yikejieyikedezhuzibengliekailai。
zaijiandaochedihuaweijifenzhishi，zhenggexianglianshangdezhuziyijingbaofeidaban。
changmianyishijianxianruchenji.
kedoumeideliansequebingbuhuangluan，fanerluchuxiexushanxiao。
zheihoushengzheishihaishinenledian。
yuwushushiyongzheconghenxiaodeshihouqijiuyaoyongmifayizijideqiweiyangtedingdewupin。
daozuihouzheixiewupinhuibianchengshiyongzhesuixincaozuodewuqi。
weileyishiyiqijiusheqiyijianchaoxixiangban，guanzhuxinxuedetieshenzhiwu。
这不是菜鸟是什么？
“nianqingren，jirannidejiandaoyihuai，woyepeishangleyijianfabao，buruwomentantankehao？”doumeizhudongdapojiangchi，kaikouquandao。
“有什么好谈的？”
“nikezhizheigeguniang，zheixietiandouganleshenme？”
suqiyemeiyoujiehua，ershijindingzheduifang。
tayequeshihaoqixiahedeguowang，yuanzhuzhizhongbingweijiaodai。
doumeiyanjianduifangmeiyoujujue，suoxingzhaoleyizhanglifayizuoxia。
“zheigunianghefuqincongwaidilaiguangzhoulvxing，santianqiandewanshangjuexingleyineng。”
“dangwansanweilurenweiletadaleyijia，yisiliangshang。”
“zuotian，tadefuqinjiubeisongjinlepaichusuo，liyoushidangjiefeilinvxing，erqieshitadenver。”
“jintian，tazailainizheilidelushang，zhishaoyoubuxiaershigenanrengengouyiyanggenzheta，shiwoshunshoudafaletamen。”
“woxiangniyidingzhidao。”doumeizuijiaoweiqiao，luchuyisichaofengdexiaoyi。
tadingzhesuqideyanjing，shenchushouzhi，zhilezhishangmian，“duidaizheizhongbunengkongzhizishennenglideyiren，neigejigouhuishishenmetaidu。”
suqidangranzhidaoduifangshuodeshishenmejigou。
kebujiushineigeweichiyirenjiepingheng，bimianyirenzaiputongrenqianguodubaolu，yinqisaoluandekuaidigongsi——nadoutong。
nadoutongbiaomianshangshiyijiakuaidigongsi，shijishangshidazhonghuaqufuzeguanliyirendemimizuzhi。
weihuyirenjiedepinghenghewending，quebaoputongrenbuhuidaguimochajueyirendecunzai。
yidanchuxiandapopinghengderenhuoshili，wulunzhengxiedouyaojiayichanchu。
yinciruguofangrenxiahebuguan，kendingyaobeizheilidenadoutongfenbudingshang。
daoshihouzheidoumeizaichenxuerru，xiangbidangnianxiaheshibeizheixieyaorenguhuocaizoushangquanxingzheitiaolu。
yinianzhici，suqibiyidao：“he，qimayebigenzhenimenquanxingqiang。”
“quanxingzizhanguoshiqibianyicunzai，yizhichuanchengzhijin，weicengxiaowang。”doumeibailebaishou，bianjiedao：
“quanxingbaozhen，buyiwuleixing。”
“shifangziwoyoushenmebuhao，weizijierhuoyoushenmebudui？”
“huozaineixiebierenweinihuaxiadetiaotiaokuangkuangli，buleima？”
suqilandeyutazaifeihua，zuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao。
“bubayimaoxuedelinlijinzhi，buquyihaozenmegennilaozuzonghaohaoxuexue？”
“feihualianpian，nizheituoyanleneimejiu，bangshouyegaidaoleba？”
beijiechuanxinsihou，doumeishenqingyouxiejiangying，yanzhonglveguoyimocuoe。
juranzhidaowohaiyoubangshou？
他到底是什么人？
danhenkuaidoumeijiuyanshizhulezijideqingxu，shenxiyikouqi，huifuleyiguandelengjing。
tadandandikaikou，yuqizhongdaizhejifenqingmie：“nidejiandaoyijinghuile，xianzaidenihaiyouduoshaoshengsuan？”
suqijianghunmidexiahefangzaishenpangdelifayishang，huangusizhou。
zhijiantashenshenxileyikouqi，cuidongtineideqi，shenshangfanqidandandeanziseguangmang。
低喝一声。
“剪来！”
lifadianjiaoluodeyigebuqiyandeheisexiangzi“kaca”deyishengxiangshitingdaosuqideminglingyibanturandakai。
jinjiezhe，xingtaigeyideshibabayinsejiandaocongxiangzizhongfeichu。
ruyouyubanhuanraozaisuqishenbian，shanshuozhelengliedeguangmang。
yiwoxianzaideshili，tongshicaokongshibabajiandaoyishijixian。
yingfuyigedoumeichuochuoyouyu。
jiushibuzhidaotadebangshoushishei。
还是速战速决。
suqizuijiaoshangyang，xiaowendao：“shisheigaosuni，wozhiyouyibajiandaode？”
doumeixinzhongdahai，zheilifashikanshangqubuguoershichutou，lianshanghaicanliuzhexiexuzhiqi。
yuwuzhishujuranyijingdadaoerjiuzhishu！
zheiyaoshizairangtaliangejinian，qihaidele？
jiuzaidoumeilengshenzhiji，suqinahuifangguorucijihui。
“去。”
sanbingjiandaoyingshengerdong，xunrujifeng。
jihutongshitongzaidoumeishenqiandetouminghudunzhishang。
zhitingyilianchuandesuiliesheng，tabozishangdezhenzhujinshuliekai。
hudunrutongyizhangbozhi，doumeilianseshabai，jinghudao：
“苑陶救我！”
“哗啦！”
yikeheisezhuziyingshengerlai，jisuiledianmendeboli。
houfaxianzhi，sudubisuqidejiandaohaiyaokuaishangbushao。
cizhuyujiandaojielianxiangpeng，jingbengchuzhenzhenhuoxing，ranhougezidaofeihuiqu。
“xianzaidexiaowazihuoqizhendaa。”
bujianqiren，zhiwenqisheng，shengyinzhongtouzheyiguyinlengyuhenla。
jiezhedianmenbeiyijiaochuaikai。
zhijianyigeaixiaodezhongnianrenzoulejinlai。
shenchuanlanseshangyi，kuzishangdazhebuding。
jiaocaiyishuanglaobuxie，toudaiyidinghenyouniandaigandelaoshilansejunmao。
youshouzhongpanzheyifushouchuan，yansehegangcaineikezhuziyimoyiyang。
huishouyizhao，neimeiheizhubianhuidaolezheizhongnianrendezhangxinzhishang。
cirenshencaiganshou，huchalingluan，mianmuyinzhi，yanshenzhongtouzheyigubuyichajuedehendu。
suqiziranrendezheigelaotou。
tabianshiquanxingyoumingdelianqishi——yuantao。
eryuantaozuichumingdejiushitashouzhongzheifuxingsishouchuandefabao。
takushoudeshouzhangzhongdeneixiezhuzihuanhuanzhuandong，kansiyuzijiyujianshifenxiangsi，danyouduolejifenlingxing。
zheibianshilianqiyuyuwuzuidadebutongzhichu。
suoweilianqishi，shiyongzijideqibamouyangdongxilianchudulideyineng，yebeichengweifabao。
ciwuyi“longshengjiuzi”weiyisi，qumingjiulongzi。
meikezhuzidouyoubutongdenengli。
“wolaiwanle，chulilejigeanshao，nadoutongdingdejin。”
yuantaohuishouyizhao，neimeiheizhubianhuidaoletadezhangxinzhishang。
“nianqingren，jiubuzhidaozunlaoaiyouma？”
“就你也配？”
suqizuishangburaoren，kepiejiangangcaidejiandaoshangyijingliekaiyidaoqingxikejiandefengxi，xinzhongandaobumiao。
meixiangdaojuranlaideshiyuantaozheigejiahuo。
taneiyichuanjiulongzigongfangyiti，shushimafan。
ai，yejiushiwojianbuguan。
不然才不会惹事。
“houshengninianjibuda，piqitingchong。”
“ranglaotouzikankannihaiyoushenmebenshi，wozuixinshangyounengliyoucaihuadenianqingrenle”yuantaoxingfendetianletianzuijiao。
yikekezhe“feng”zideheizhumaozheyouyoulanguang，xuanzaitadezhangxin。
“buguoduiyuwoeryan，huidiaozheixiehaomiaozi，lequgengduoxie。”
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