异人：老夫柳坤生，创建聊天群分水小胖子-著

小说简介

jingxuandeyipianchuanyuezhongshengwenzhang《yiren：laofuliukunsheng，chuangjianliaotianqun》，redufeichanggao，xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyouliukunshengtangsan，wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai，zuozhefenshuixiaopangzi，wenzhangxiangqing：“yemeiyoubizhangbaishanqiangduoshaoba？nongdelaofuhaiyouxieqidai，shiwanga！”liukunshengchuanyueshikong，chuxianzaishenjie，……

精彩章节

jueshiyaoxian：【laofuqiewenniyiju，nichengweihunshizhihou，youmeiyouzhanshahunshou？youmeiyoulveduohunhuan？anzhaonizheigelilun，neimantuoluoshedehaizi，yaobuyaozhaonixunchou？renmianmozhudelaogong，yaobuyaozhaonixunchou？】

wankuzidi：【youdaolia！zhixuzhouguanfanghuo，buxubaixingdiandeng！suiranwoshiguizuzidi，danshiwoduizheizhongxingwei，xianglaishitaoyande！qianbujiu，wohaiqingyigeqigaibaipiaoni！】

shenwang：【dadan！zheixiebeijiandehunshou，yannenghewumu，xiaowupimei？】

jueshiyaoxian：【shia！nihenifuqin，douxihuangao***neiyitao，zheiyidian，laofupeifudehen，kanchengwubeikaimo，laofuyaoxiangnimenxuexia！】

jueshiyaoxian：【neilaofuwenni，nifuqincongweifuyangguoni，nigongchengmingjiuzhihou，duiqizhaoguyoujia，weihe，fuyangnizhangdadejiekeyeye，nikecengbaoen？】

daqinchushen：【keke……wojiandanshuoliangju，tingqilai，zheiyidianqueshibutaihao。shengerbuyang，duanzhikebao。shengeryangzhi，duantoukebao。feishengeryang，wuyiweibao。】

renjiaqianjin：【ai，rucishenwang，haixinshenme？womuqinzoudezao，doushifuqinlachezhangda，xianglaibianjuedeyangyuzhiendayutian……】

shenwang：【wu……wu……】

jueshiyaoxian：【wushenmewu？haizailaofumianqianzhuangshenme？yiweizijihaishishenmehaorenme？fentoushaobaozhi——pianguia！】

唐叁大汗淋漓。

tongshi，yanshenzhizhong，manshizhenjingzhise。

tameiyouxiangdao，zheiqunmingwei“jueshiyaoxian”dequnzhu，jingranduitazhishi，rucilejie。

zaihunshidalu，tangsanwanrenjingyang，naishiyingxiong。

keshi，tangsanneixinzhizhongdeyinanmian，quebuweirensuozhi。

可是现在……

jingranbei“jueshiyaoxian”***luodijiechuan。

zheizhongganjue，jiweinanshou。

恼羞成怒！

tangsanganjuezijineiyikeheiandeneixin，jingranbeirensikaiwaiyi，linlijinzhidizhanxianzaibierenmianqian。

“buxing，wuyaowanhuiwudexingxiang，zheiliaotianqun，zaohuataida，beihoudaibiaozheyiwanwanzhutianwanjiehengshashengling！”

tangsanhuxidoukaishijicu。

houpa，jingkong，naonu……

gezhongqingxu，buduanzaitangsanxinzhongjiaozhi。

tajuede，tahaikeyiqiangjiuyixia。

keshi，liukunshenggenbenbujitangsanzheigejihui。

jueshiyaoxian：【dangranle，laofuzhixiao，bijingnidiedeshiliqiang，youliyongjiazhi。jiekeyeye，neijiushiyigeleizhuige！yinidebingxing，zheiyeshihenzhengchang。】

jueshiyaoxian：【neiyuxiaogangni？tazaiqianqiyizhibangnide，weinimenshilaikeqiguaichumouhuace，zenmeshuoyeshiyigeyinluren，jieguojiujileyikecao……liuerlongneigehaishixiaowurangjide。】

jueshiyaoxian：【yirendedao，jiquanshengtian，yuxiaogangtaoxintaofeifuchu，jieguolianjiquandouburu。nishibushijuede，yuxiaogangjintianganshangshenjie，mingtianjiuganshangxiaowu？】

shenwang：【ni……ni……】

jueshiyaoxian：【nishenmeni……nibiaomianzhengyishanliang，queduinuodingxueyuandemenweidadachushou，shenzhixiasishou，neigerenshuobailejiumeilimao，renjiaxianglaohaochumeichenggong，nisuannagencongjiunongsirenjia？】

jueshiyaoxian：【nizixushiyigezhengrenjunzi，jieguorenjiadegongjinengduo，renjiaqinnijiubunengduo，houmianzhidaohulienaxihuanziji，xianbutiaomingjujue，hailiyongrenjiahulienadeganqing，congerdadaozijidemude。】

……

liukunshengxinggebaozao，yueshuoyueqi。

laoguaiwu，shixinjingshangyuefachengshu，danzheibudaibiaoliukunshengmeiyouaihenqingchou。

liukunshengfahuichuqianshi“jinjianpan”jianghuodezhedechenghao。

quanquanchuji，quanquanbaoji。

yikouqi，zhijiebianshiluoliechuletangsande“shizongzui”。

aoman、jidu、baonu、landuo、tanlan、zisi，***……

jiangtangsansisidingzailezisizili，weijunzidechiruzhushang。

qunyoumen，yefenfenkanqinglezheiweishenwangdezuilian。

tangsanjiyubianbo，danqueyouxianruchenmozhizhong。

yinwei，liukunshengcifanyanlun，youliyouju，lingrengenbennanyifanbo。

renjiaqianjin：【***！pei！】

tianxiahuizayi：【he！xinbuhen，zhanbuwen，shenwangbixia，daoshiweiwoshangleyike。】

wankuzidi：【zheibibenshaoyehaiyaozhaa！quantizhananqili，xiangzushiyejingli！】

……

yinweiliukunshengsuoyandemeiyijianshi，doushibaishishi，jiangdaoli。

zheiyerangtangsanyouleduanzandemimang。

nandao，wozhendeshizheiyangderen？

不对！

chadianzhelezheiqunzhudedao？

paokaishishibutan，nidezuiwo，zheibianshiqusizhidao！

shenwang：【heng！chengkoushezhili，suanshenmebenshi？】

shenwang：【zhuweiqunyou，wushenweishenzhi，ziranbuhuirucibukan！hunshidaludezuobiaowei087213shijie，ganwenqunyou，ganlaihunshidalu，qinzijianyijianwume？】

威胁！

赤果果的威胁！