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《yirenzhixia:longqi》jiangshuletanxianglingqutianfengzhijiandegushi,xiaoshuoneirongxinying,wenbichengshu,zhideyikan。ps1:“nimomowoyifuli,neiliyougehaodongxi。”“shenmeyangdenvrenxiaoyemeijianguo?jiunineidianhuo,xiaoyehaishangbuleshou。”ps2:“deleba,yijianzhongqingjiushijianseqiyi,rijiushengqingyebuguoshiquanhenglibi。”“neizhaonizheimeshuoshenmecaishizhenxihuan?”“duopeiban,shaobibi,huzheni……”...

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wozhidaozhangchonggenjinlaile,jiuzhanzaimenkoukanzhewo,zhiyaotamanyilecaihuidiantoujiuwoye。

guoleyihuiertaturanshuodao:“yourenxianghaixiaoyedeshihouneixiaozijiumaochulaile,weimiantaixiqiaole,ziranliubude,shaletanihaixintengle?”

wozhiqishenzhuanguotoukanzheta,turanxiangdaoyehengfengzhiqianyeshuoguoyourenzaitanermazideshitishangzuoleshoujiao,erqieshiliyongzhangchongshasitanermazishiliuxiadeduyezuodewenzhang,suiranbuzhidaogentaxianzaishuodeyoumeiyouguanlian,kewoyehaoqizaishitishangzuoshoujiaodeshishei。

zhenyaoxiangtashuodeneiyangyourenyaohaitadehua,yehengfengjiusidebuyuan,zheijieguyanershang,zhangchongzuiweimingan,pianpianyehengfengshidaoshi,haijinlewojiamen。kanlaizhangchongchoujiayebushao,zhiqianshoushineizhujingdeshihouzhujingjiushuoguole,zhangchongdiulelongdandeshiqingchizaohuibeirenzhidao,daoshihouzhangchongjiuwanle。dangshiwomeibazheihuafangxinshang,xianzailianxiqilaidaoshiyoudianyisi。

suiranwoxinlibufuqi,zuishanghaishibixuyaofuruande:“wozhishijuedehaodaiyehengfengjiulewo,nizheiyangwoliangxinshangguobuqu……”

tabuxie:“liangxinzhijigeqian?shaozaineilijiacibei,nijiuganshuonixinlimeixiangguobuguanyehengfengrangniyehuo?”

tashuoduile,wohaizhenxiangguo,tasuiranmeirenxing,danshiquebarenxingmodetoutoude。xiangbaituotadejihuazanshishiluokongle,sheiyemeixiangdaobanlushachugeyehengfenglai。

jianwobushuohuale,tajiugengjializhiqizhuangle,zhuaideerwubawanside:“gunquxiganjing,chousile,nongzanglexiaoyededier。”

woqishenxialouquxizao,xinlianmaleyijulaopopi,benlaishiwojia,gaodehaoxiangbianchengtadeleyiyang。

wobuganyigerenquxizao,tiandouhaimeiliang,nainaizaiyibianerpeiwo,yizhiaishengtanqide。woshuodao:“wohuiqiuzhangchongjiuyede。”

nainaizuolegejinshengdeshoushi:“nishuoshani?zanengzheiyangjiaoquxiantaiye?beitingjianleniyaobeishi(daomei)。”

wopielepiezuimeishuohua,daxuetiandexizaodongdewozhiduosuo,yaobushibeitanermazineiquedeguinongdeyishenzangxixide,wocaibuxi。

guoleyihuierwonainaizuilidigudao:“wozajuedeyoudianguai?shexianyibandouxingliu,jiaoliuxian,tazaxingqu……?”

woyejuedeyoudianqiguai,hui、huang、hu、bai、liuzhongde‘liu’zhidejiushishe,biedewobuzhidao,zheiwuleiyexiandoushiyizheijigeziguanxingde,zhangchongpianpianbuxingliu,nanbuchengzhenshilong?yebudui,tabuxianglong,zhishiyaoxiangushuoguotashenfenbujiandan,shenshangyoushenlongxuemai,shuobudingtashigechuaner(zajiaopinzhong),longgenshedechuanerme……?buganxiangxiang……

xiwanlezhihouwodangranshiqugelouzhaozhangchongwentahaiyoumeiyouxiayibuzhishi,xianzaishadoudeshunzhetadeyi。kezheijiahuobuzhidaoganmaqule,wojiaotatayebuying,woyishihuoqi,naqigongdemupaijiuyaoza,taturanbianchengyitiaoshecongmupailicuanlechulai:“niganzashishi?”

wohunshenyigeduosuo,shunshoubamupaicalecafanghuileyuanwei:“meiyou……wojiujinicacahui……”

tadesheshenchanraozailewoshouwanshang:“liangniyebugan。”

wopeixiaodao:“nixianzainengjiuwoyelema?xianghuoniyechile,biaogetaibei……”

tanaodaiyiwai:“neidiandongxijiuxiangshoumaixiaoye?”

woxinyichen:“neiniyaozenyang?”

tamiqiyanjingxixidedaliangwo:“nizheiliandanerhaiyoudiankantou,baxiaoyesihouhaolejiurunideyi。”

呸!老流氓!色胚!

wohenhendeyanxiazheikouqi:“quxiantaiye……ninlaojiufangguowoba,ninzheiyang……woyihouzenmejiarena……?shiba?”

talengxiao:“nihaixiangjiaren?shanglexiaoyedechuangjiushixiaoyederen!haiyou……xiaoyebulao,niyaoshizai‘ninlaoninlao’de,gelenideshetou!”

wotianletianzuichuncainengganjuedaozijishetouhaizai:“huabunengzheimeshuoa……zanliangyebuheshia,woyiputongrenzenmepeideshangni?erqiewoshinidizi,chazhebeifenni……xiangnizheiyangdounenghuarenxingde,qimayexiuxinglejibainianleba?neishizuncheng,bushishuonilao……”

tashunzhewoshoubeiyiluwangshang,zaiwolingkoumomocengceng,cengdewojipigedayoumaochulaile:“niyiweixiaoyeshuode‘dizi’shizhishitu?xiangduole,nijiushigebangxiaoyebanshierpaotuide,gendongbeidechumadizimeishenmequbie,zhenyaolunbeifen,xiaoyenengdangnizuzong!”

haoba,shiwoxiangduole,zheijiahuojiushigechusheng,zaotawanrenbusuan,zaitaxinliwohaizhishigepaotuierde,haixiangdangwozuzong,wopei!

turanjuedebozishangyiteng,wohedetanzuozaidi:“wo……woyaosile……qutianfengni**!nengbunengrangwosidetimiandianer?!”wobuxiangsihoubianchengtanermazineiyanga……hunshensheduzhongrugu,xiangxiangjiu……

buzhidaoweisha,tashengyintingqilaiyoudianmihu:“meirenzhu……”

meirenzhujiuwanle?meirenzhujiunengyaowoyikoubawodusi?!

zheihaibusuan,tacongxiaosheqingkejianbianchenglexiaotuicudemangshe,jiangwozhenggerendouchanraozhule,chandebusuanjin,kewohaishijuedehuxibuchang,shijihede,xianzaiwomannaozidoushitashazhujingdeshihoudechangjing,xiangdaotadexuependakouwojiubuxingle……

“bierenqiudouqiubulai,nihaiyifusileqinniangdeyangzi。”

woteme……xiangsiletadezui!

zhidaotaobule,woyazhesangzishuodao:“ninengbianchengrenma……?”

tadunledunsuilewoyi,jiangwobaoqiwanggongzhuoshangyifang,zhuazhewodeyaoshenjiubawowangtagenqianen,yixiangdaotashitiaozhangchongwojiuweiqu,zaixiangdaotakenengshigechoubaguaiwojiugengweiqu,shenshouxiangzhaixiatamianju:“nidaodizhangshayanga?”

taxunsudebaliancedaoleyibian:“zaipengxiaoyeduolenideshou!”

wosuikoumalejuchoudongxi,tahenhentingdonglejixiayaoshen:“zaibujibixingyedechoudaoshihaokan!zaibubizuixiaoyejinidushang!”

wolianshangyizhenfatang,anmatabuyaolian,gongzhuoshangdexiangxundewoyanleihuahuadeliu,tagouqizuijiaoxiaodao:“haimeizenmezhejiukuchengzheiyang,xiaoyeyaoshilaizhende,nibudesizaizheier?”

我特么……

见他的鬼去吧!

woshenshoubaxianglutuidaoleyibian:“xiangjixunde……”

tameihangsheng,wozhidaotaxianzaiyijingmeigongfudaliwole,woyebushidiyicijingrenshile,benshenzaizenmefanganyedibuguoshenglishangwufakongzhide**,yikaishiwohainengrenzhebuhangsheng,houbiangenbenjiubushiwonengkongzhidele。

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