《yirenzhixia:longqi》jiangshuletanxianglingqutianfengzhijiandegushi,xiaoshuoneirongxinying,wenbichengshu,zhideyikan。ps1:“nimomowoyifuli,neiliyougehaodongxi。”“shenmeyangdenvrenxiaoyemeijianguo?jiunineidianhuo,xiaoyehaishangbuleshou。”ps2:“deleba,yijianzhongqingjiushijianseqiyi,rijiushengqingyebuguoshiquanhenglibi。”“neizhaonizheimeshuoshenmecaishizhenxihuan?”“duopeiban,shaobibi,huzheni……”...
wozhidaozhangchonggenjinlaile,jiuzhanzaimenkoukanzhewo,zhiyaotamanyilecaihuidiantoujiuwoye。
guoleyihuiertaturanshuodao:“yourenxianghaixiaoyedeshihouneixiaozijiumaochulaile,weimiantaixiqiaole,ziranliubude,shaletanihaixintengle?”
wozhiqishenzhuanguotoukanzheta,turanxiangdaoyehengfengzhiqianyeshuoguoyourenzaitanermazideshitishangzuoleshoujiao,erqieshiliyongzhangchongshasitanermazishiliuxiadeduyezuodewenzhang,suiranbuzhidaogentaxianzaishuodeyoumeiyouguanlian,kewoyehaoqizaishitishangzuoshoujiaodeshishei。
zhenyaoxiangtashuodeneiyangyourenyaohaitadehua,yehengfengjiusidebuyuan,zheijieguyanershang,zhangchongzuiweimingan,pianpianyehengfengshidaoshi,haijinlewojiamen。kanlaizhangchongchoujiayebushao,zhiqianshoushineizhujingdeshihouzhujingjiushuoguole,zhangchongdiulelongdandeshiqingchizaohuibeirenzhidao,daoshihouzhangchongjiuwanle。dangshiwomeibazheihuafangxinshang,xianzailianxiqilaidaoshiyoudianyisi。
suiranwoxinlibufuqi,zuishanghaishibixuyaofuruande:“wozhishijuedehaodaiyehengfengjiulewo,nizheiyangwoliangxinshangguobuqu……”
tabuxie:“liangxinzhijigeqian?shaozaineilijiacibei,nijiuganshuonixinlimeixiangguobuguanyehengfengrangniyehuo?”
tashuoduile,wohaizhenxiangguo,tasuiranmeirenxing,danshiquebarenxingmodetoutoude。xiangbaituotadejihuazanshishiluokongle,sheiyemeixiangdaobanlushachugeyehengfenglai。
jianwobushuohuale,tajiugengjializhiqizhuangle,zhuaideerwubawanside:“gunquxiganjing,chousile,nongzanglexiaoyededier。”
woqishenxialouquxizao,xinlianmaleyijulaopopi,benlaishiwojia,gaodehaoxiangbianchengtadeleyiyang。
wobuganyigerenquxizao,tiandouhaimeiliang,nainaizaiyibianerpeiwo,yizhiaishengtanqide。woshuodao:“wohuiqiuzhangchongjiuyede。”
nainaizuolegejinshengdeshoushi:“nishuoshani?zanengzheiyangjiaoquxiantaiye?beitingjianleniyaobeishi(daomei)。”
wopielepiezuimeishuohua,daxuetiandexizaodongdewozhiduosuo,yaobushibeitanermazineiquedeguinongdeyishenzangxixide,wocaibuxi。
guoleyihuierwonainaizuilidigudao:“wozajuedeyoudianguai?shexianyibandouxingliu,jiaoliuxian,tazaxingqu……?”
woyejuedeyoudianqiguai,hui、huang、hu、bai、liuzhongde‘liu’zhidejiushishe,biedewobuzhidao,zheiwuleiyexiandoushiyizheijigeziguanxingde,zhangchongpianpianbuxingliu,nanbuchengzhenshilong?yebudui,tabuxianglong,zhishiyaoxiangushuoguotashenfenbujiandan,shenshangyoushenlongxuemai,shuobudingtashigechuaner(zajiaopinzhong),longgenshedechuanerme……?buganxiangxiang……
xiwanlezhihouwodangranshiqugelouzhaozhangchongwentahaiyoumeiyouxiayibuzhishi,xianzaishadoudeshunzhetadeyi。kezheijiahuobuzhidaoganmaqule,wojiaotatayebuying,woyishihuoqi,naqigongdemupaijiuyaoza,taturanbianchengyitiaoshecongmupailicuanlechulai:“niganzashishi?”
wohunshenyigeduosuo,shunshoubamupaicalecafanghuileyuanwei:“meiyou……wojiujinicacahui……”
tadesheshenchanraozailewoshouwanshang:“liangniyebugan。”
wopeixiaodao:“nixianzainengjiuwoyelema?xianghuoniyechile,biaogetaibei……”
tanaodaiyiwai:“neidiandongxijiuxiangshoumaixiaoye?”
woxinyichen:“neiniyaozenyang?”
tamiqiyanjingxixidedaliangwo:“nizheiliandanerhaiyoudiankantou,baxiaoyesihouhaolejiurunideyi。”
呸!老流氓!色胚!
wohenhendeyanxiazheikouqi:“quxiantaiye……ninlaojiufangguowoba,ninzheiyang……woyihouzenmejiarena……?shiba?”
talengxiao:“nihaixiangjiaren?shanglexiaoyedechuangjiushixiaoyederen!haiyou……xiaoyebulao,niyaoshizai‘ninlaoninlao’de,gelenideshetou!”
wotianletianzuichuncainengganjuedaozijishetouhaizai:“huabunengzheimeshuoa……zanliangyebuheshia,woyiputongrenzenmepeideshangni?erqiewoshinidizi,chazhebeifenni……xiangnizheiyangdounenghuarenxingde,qimayexiuxinglejibainianleba?neishizuncheng,bushishuonilao……”
tashunzhewoshoubeiyiluwangshang,zaiwolingkoumomocengceng,cengdewojipigedayoumaochulaile:“niyiweixiaoyeshuode‘dizi’shizhishitu?xiangduole,nijiushigebangxiaoyebanshierpaotuide,gendongbeidechumadizimeishenmequbie,zhenyaolunbeifen,xiaoyenengdangnizuzong!”
haoba,shiwoxiangduole,zheijiahuojiushigechusheng,zaotawanrenbusuan,zaitaxinliwohaizhishigepaotuierde,haixiangdangwozuzong,wopei!
turanjuedebozishangyiteng,wohedetanzuozaidi:“wo……woyaosile……qutianfengni**!nengbunengrangwosidetimiandianer?!”wobuxiangsihoubianchengtanermazineiyanga……hunshensheduzhongrugu,xiangxiangjiu……
buzhidaoweisha,tashengyintingqilaiyoudianmihu:“meirenzhu……”
meirenzhujiuwanle?meirenzhujiunengyaowoyikoubawodusi?!
zheihaibusuan,tacongxiaosheqingkejianbianchenglexiaotuicudemangshe,jiangwozhenggerendouchanraozhule,chandebusuanjin,kewohaishijuedehuxibuchang,shijihede,xianzaiwomannaozidoushitashazhujingdeshihoudechangjing,xiangdaotadexuependakouwojiubuxingle……
“bierenqiudouqiubulai,nihaiyifusileqinniangdeyangzi。”
woteme……xiangsiletadezui!
zhidaotaobule,woyazhesangzishuodao:“ninengbianchengrenma……?”
tadunledunsuilewoyi,jiangwobaoqiwanggongzhuoshangyifang,zhuazhewodeyaoshenjiubawowangtagenqianen,yixiangdaotashitiaozhangchongwojiuweiqu,zaixiangdaotakenengshigechoubaguaiwojiugengweiqu,shenshouxiangzhaixiatamianju:“nidaodizhangshayanga?”
taxunsudebaliancedaoleyibian:“zaipengxiaoyeduolenideshou!”
wosuikoumalejuchoudongxi,tahenhentingdonglejixiayaoshen:“zaibujibixingyedechoudaoshihaokan!zaibubizuixiaoyejinidushang!”
wolianshangyizhenfatang,anmatabuyaolian,gongzhuoshangdexiangxundewoyanleihuahuadeliu,tagouqizuijiaoxiaodao:“haimeizenmezhejiukuchengzheiyang,xiaoyeyaoshilaizhende,nibudesizaizheier?”
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woshenshoubaxianglutuidaoleyibian:“xiangjixunde……”
tameihangsheng,wozhidaotaxianzaiyijingmeigongfudaliwole,woyebushidiyicijingrenshile,benshenzaizenmefanganyedibuguoshenglishangwufakongzhide**,yikaishiwohainengrenzhebuhangsheng,houbiangenbenjiubushiwonengkongzhidele。
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