xiaoshuozhurengongshizhangyixujiayundeshumingjiao《yinshenbaoanhunhuadou》，shizuozhetaozimaimeilezuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：yigehuiyinshenerxingzouzaidoushizhongdeqiren。nikanbujianwo，nikanbujianwo，nikanbujianwo……......
banyelingdian，shixinyitiandekaishi，erjiuzailingdianganggangyiguoshi，zhangyiyouyiciyiyinianchongjinaohaizhongdexuezhu，tongshitayeqingxidekandaoziyideshentizaiyishunjianxiaoshibujian！
又成功隐身。
tajingjingdedengdaizheshijian，dangsanfenzhongguoqushi，tadeshentiyeyouzhongxinxianxing。
“jixu！”zhangyimeiyoupiankedange，lijijixushiyan，tadezhuyaomudishiyaoshishizheigeyinshenkebukeyilianxude。
“hu～”yinianchongjixuezhushi，bingmeiyouchuxiancitonggan，tadeshentiyemeiyouzaiciyinqu。
“ng？nandaoyaodengdeng？”zhangyizhoumei，dengledayueshimiaozhonghou，jixuchongji。
“weng～”shentiyouyicipingkongxiaoshibujian！
“zheiqujianyoujiange，bunenglianxuyinshen。”zhangyizaileijizhejingyan。
shierdianlingliufenshi，dierciyinshenxianxing，tayoulijishileshishi，haishimeinengzhijiedisanciyinshen。
dengleshimiaohoujixushishi，yemeinengjixuyinshen。
“nandaoyaoershimiao？”zhangyimomodengdai，jiaojidedengdai，ershimiaoyiguo，tayouyicichongji。erzheiyicizechenggongle，disanciyinshen。
suiranbunenglianguan，danjiangedeshijianbingbuzhang。
lingdianshifensishimiao，tashiyandisicishi，bingmeichenggong。
lingdianshiyifenshi，jixushiyan，yijiumeichenggong。
“nandaocongdisicikaishi，jiangedeshijianjiuyaoyanzhangle？”zhangyixiangqizhiqianzaisushedeshihou，yeshiyanlesancide，erdisiciyinshendeshihou，zeshizaijingjuzhiwai，neizhijian，geleqibagexiaoshini。
takaishibutingshiyan，meijiangeyifenzhongdouyaoshiyici，danshidisiciyinshenqingkuangqueyechichimeiyouchuxian。
shierdianershifenshi，jiuzaitayouyicishibaishi，turanjian，tashouzhongdeshoujimengdexiangleqilai，laidianxianshijingranshidongshizhangxujiayundedianhua。
“zheinvrennandaoduiwoyouhaoganlebucheng？daojialehaiyaohewobaogepingan？”suansuanshijian，xujiayunzheishihouyinggaidaojialeba？
tayoudianmomingqimiaodejieleqilai，raner，dianhualimianchuanguolaideshengyinquebushixujiayun，ershiyinanren。
“qingwen，ninrenshijizhuma？”
“e……nishishei？worenshijizhua，shiwolaoban。”zhangyimomingqimiaodao。
“nihao，shizheiyangde，woshidongchengqu‘chaoyangmenpaichusuo’de，ganggangwomenjiejingchuliyizhuanganzishi，zheigedianhuadejizhuyuxi，bingshoudaohenda**，xianzaizhengzaiyiyuan，womenbuzhidaotadeqinrendoushishei，suoyijiubazuijinhetatonghuadetonghuajilufanchu，jinindaleguolai，ruguoninyujizhurenshi，qingbangzhuwolianxitadejiaren，huozheninqinziguolaiyixia，zaichaoyangyiyuanjizhenzhongxinerlou。”
“womashangguoqu。”budengjingchashuowan，zhangyiyixiazijiutiaojiangqilai，fengyiyangdexianglouxiapao。
xulaozongjingranyuxile！！！
zhangyideweirensuiranbuzenmeyang，danzheirenqueshigeshidashiderexinchang，bieshuoxujiayunhetazhijianhaiyoudianguanxi，jiusuanshimeishenmeguanxi，pengdaozheizhongshier，tadouhuishenyuanshoude。
dangran，tayezaidiannamen，xuzongdeshoujishangnandaomeiyoufumuqinrendelianxihaoma？
takuaisuxialou，paodaojiudianmenqianjiuzhijieshangleyiliangchuzuche，zheigeshihou，tayebuchaqianle，qingzhonghuanjitahaifendeqing！
“hai，xiaozhang，qunaa！”chuzuchesijirenshizhangyi，yinweifengdoujiudianmenqiandaolebanyeshi，zongyoujiliangchuzuchejuzaizheidenghuoer，erzhangyizheiyigeyuejibenshangdoushiwanban，suoyiyejiuhejigechuzusijishuxile，pingshizuoyiqichougenyanshenmede，huxiangyedouzhidaojiaoshenme。
“‘shangshuige’a，woquchaoyangyiyuan，kuaidian，youshier！”zhangyirenchulezheisiji，zheisijidexingshifeichangtebie，xinghe，hemiaodehe，qietayoudanmingyige‘dui’zi，zuzaiyiqijiaohedui，youxiangyigeshuiwudeshui，suoyipingshitamenzaiyiqideshihou，zongkaiwanxiao，doujiaota‘shangshuige’，zheiheduinianlingyebuda，ershiwuliusuideyangzi，haoxiangyebushijingchengren，danquezaijingchenghunleyouxieniantoule。
“biejiaoshangshuige，nanting，nijiujiaowohegedele。buguonizheishichushashile？banyewangyiyuanpao？”heduimanlianchayi，zheixiaozhanghuojihuoliaodehoubanyequyiyuanganma？sheichushierle？
“woyipengyouranggouyaole，woqukankan。”zhangyimeishuoxujiayunyuxi，zheishikedakexiao，tabunengluanjiaoshegen。
“e，hehe。”heduixiaolexiao，bingmeiyouzaiwenqita。
zhuanyanjian，budaobangexiaoshi，chaoyangyiyuandaole，erzhangyixiacheshiyejiheduirengleyibaikuai，dao：“dengwowanshangshangbannizaizhaowo！”
“cao，wohaiyiweiniburangwozhaoleni！”heduiyaoxiachechuangqidexiaomadao。
“nizabushuobuyaowoqianleni，zoulezoule，jizheni。”zhangyiyibianzouyibianhuishoudao。
heduixiaozheyaoshangchechuang，shijishangtahaizhenjiumeidasuanyaozhangyideqian，zhibuguozhangyizheisixiacheshirengqianjiuzou，suoyitahaimeilaidejishuobuyaoni。
zhangyihenkuailaidaoleerloujizhenchu，bingkandaozoulangliyoujigejingchazhengzaixunwenyigenvzi，sihuzaizuozhebilu，ererloudeloutikouchu，yezhanzheyichuanxizhuangdelengjunnanzi，zhangyishanglaishi，neinanzidemuguangxiangdaoziyiyangzaitashenshangsaoleliangbian。
erjingchaheneinvzifaxianyourenzouguolaishi，yetongshikanxiangleta。
“neige，wojiaozhangyi，gangcaiyoujingchashushujiwodadianhua，shuowomenlaobanyuxile？womenlaobanzaina？”zhangyizhanzailoutikoudao。
“e，shiwodade，nilaidetingkuaia。”yigejingchazhanqilaidao。
“nengbukuaima？zheishihoubupaimapishenmeshihoupaia，wolaobanzenmeyang？”zhangyiyibianshuozhehua，yibianxiangqianzoudao。
“meishierle，nihuiquba，xiexienile！”turanjian，neigezhiqianzuobiludenvzizhanleqilai，bingduizhangyiganxie，yerangtahuiqu。
“nishi？”zhangyizheicaizhengshikanxianglezheinvzi，zheinvzigezihexujiayunchabuduo，zhangdeyefeichangpiaoliang，haiyouyizhongzhangyishuobuchulaideqizhi。
neizhongqizhijiuhaoxiangshifujianvneizhongqinggaoyuyouyabandeganjue。
nvzihuidao：“woshinimenxuzongdetongxue，jiweijingguan，nimenyexianzouba，jiayunshoulejinghe，gangdaguozhendingji，dengmingtiantahaoyixie，wodaihetaqinziqunimenjingjuzuoyifenbiluba，zheigeshihoubuyizaidaraota。”
“yehao，neinimenzhuyianquan。”zuozhedelianggejingchaqishendiantou，yunvzihezhangyizaiciwoshouhou，bianzhuanshenxialou。
erzhangyizheishihouyekandaoleduimianbingfangzhongdexujiayun，tahaoxiangshuizheleside，tangzaineiliyidongbudong，toufayouxieshi，yeyouxieluan，danlianshangquebingmeiyourenheshanghen，zhiyougeboshangchanzhebengdaieryi。
kandaotameishenmedadeshangshi，zhangyizheicaishenyuyikouqi，tongshiyeyi**zuolexiaqu。
nvzikandaozhangyibudanbuzou，fanerzuoxiashi，jiuzhoulexiameitou，dansuijiyouyaotouxiaodao：“zheilibuyongnide，xiexienidehaoyi，dengnimenxuzongxinghou，wohuigaosutanilaiguo。”
“woxiekouqier，nibuyongguanwo，wozuohuierjiuzou。”zhangyitaochuyanxiangyaodianshang，danyoukanlekanzoulanglidejinyanbiaozhishi，haishibayanchuaileqilai。
loutikouchudeneilengjunnanzihuanbuzouleguolai，ranhouyidongbudongdezhandaolezhangyiduimian。
erzhangyiyecaichulaile，zheilengjunnanziyinggaishigebaobiao，xujiayunzheinvtongxuedebaobiao。
nvzimeizaishuohua，ershifanshenhuidaolebingfang，zhangyiduzizuoleshijifenzhonghou，yeqishenlikai。
zheilidequemeitashenmeshierle，kuangqietahexujiayunzhijianyemeishenmeqinmiguanxi，tazaizheilibuheshide。
raner，jiuzaitahaimeiyouzouchuyiyuanzoulangshi，neinvziturancongbingfanglizoulechulai，bingjiaodao：“neige……nidengyixia。”
“zenmele？”zhangyizhuanguoshendao。
“nihuikaichema？youjiashizhengmeiyou？”neinvdewendao。
zhangyidiandiantou：“huia，youa，zenmele？”
“zheishinimenxuzongdecheyaochi，nisongdao4sdianqu，mingtianxiuhaozaikaihuilai，daoshihouhuaduoshaoqiannixiandianshang，ranhouhuilaizhaonimenxuzongbaoxiao。”
“tachehuailea？wodoulijiusiqiankuaiqian，goubugouxiude？”zhangyiyibianjieguocheyaochiyibianwendao。
tingdaozhangyidehua，nvzidemeitoujiuzhouleyixia，ranhouyezhuanshenjiuhuilebingfang，baziyidebaocongbingfangzhongnalechulai。
“zheishisanwan，zheishiwomingpian，ruguohaibugou，jiujiwodadianhua！”zheinvziyixiazijiurengjizhangyisankunbaiyuandachao，bingdilaiyizhangxiaoqiaojingzhidexiangjinmingpian，mingpianshangxiezhe‘tucaihong’sangezi，qitaxinxiyigaimeiyou。
kandaozheitucaihongrucileilifengxing，yourucikuochuoshi，zhangyibujinanzizashe，zheinvrenyebupatabazheisanwankuaiqianjiheidiao？
“xing，mingtianxiuhaowojiubachekaihuigongsi。”zhangyibaqianyichuai，nazhecheyaochijiuzou。
tongshi，tayexingfenwubi，meinvlaozongdezuojiaa，zuiciyehuishia4ba？tahaimeikaiguoneimegaodangdecheni。
yiluxiaopaozhexialouhou，tajiuyongyaokongqiduizhunletingchechang。
“xiaozhang，zheini，zheini，wangnakanni。”chuzuchesijiheduijingranmeizou，zaidengzheta。
“kao，nizahaimeizou？”zhangyidengqileyanjingdao。
“meihuoa，denghuoni，jiubanidengxialaile。”heduixixiyixiaodao。
“neikenengrangnishiwangle，gexianzaiyouchele。”
“papa～”liangsheng，tingchechangyiliangaodichexiangleqilai，zhangyiyelijijingguangdashandepaoleguoqu。
heduimanshichayi，yekaizhechegenleshangqu。
“a8，**，jingranshia8a，zheichedeyibaiduowanba？”zhangyizoudaochepangshi，manlianjingya，yuanyiweishia4，danqueshia8。
“zuishaoerbaiwandadi，buguozheibushinimenfengdoulaozongdechema？loushangbeigouyaodeshinilaozong，buguobuduia，tazheichebolibeizale。”heduiyexialeche，bingpazaiposuidebolichuangxianglimiankanlekan。
“zenmezheimeduoxue？”heduidachiyijingdao。
“shia，zheixuezazheimeduo？nandaogedongmaishanglebucheng？”zhangyiyekandaole，zheichelilianfujiashineibian，kaobeishang，zhongkongpingtaishangdoushihongsedexueji，feichangduo。
“budui，zheibushixue。”turanjian，heduiyongshouzhimoleyixiachemenshangdexueji，bingwenlewendao：“gangbishuideweidao。”
“nizheiyenengwendechulai？”zhangyijiuyoudianmengle，zheiheduikeyia，liangangbishuideweidounengwenchulai？
“yinggaishile，ruguowomeicaicuodehua，nijialaozongyuxileba？yourenzaletadebolichuang，ranhouyouyonghongsedegangbishuipotayilianyishenba？”
“wobuzhidao，wolaozongshuizhele，zhishirangwojitaxiuchequ，erqiehaiyaomafanni，zheia8de4sdianzainaa，wozhaobudaoa。”
“wodaoshinengzhaodao，buguorenjia4sdianwanshangyebuyingyea，mingtianba，mingtianbaitianwodainiguoqu。”
“xing，wokaichequshuashua，mingtianzenmezhaoni？”zhangyixinyangnannai，tayexihuanchede，zheizhongzhijianguomeikaiguodehaoche，xianzaizhongyuyoujihuikailea。
“haizhaogepia，heniyiqiqushua，haha，bulahuole，zouzouzou！”heduiyetingxingfen，tayexiangshishizheiche。
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