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第19章
“阴门果然够阴！”
“goupideyinyangdashi，hairenbuqian！”
tingwanxiaotiandehua，qintianmingliansejubian，pokoudamaqilai。
yinweiqinjiashishibushun，qintianmingqinglaiyinmendefengshuidashi，yigedaimojingdeganshoulaotou，gaibiandamenchaoxiang。
dangshi，qintianmingfaxianyuanchuyouyizuotudimiao，cengjingtiqiguo。
yinyangdashibiaoshi，julitaiyuan，budanmeishi，haihuijiqinjiadailaixifu。
“qinjiazhu，badamenchaoxianghuifuyuanwei，jiumeishile。”
“daoshinisuoshuofaxianheibaiyupeidifang，nengfoudaiwoqukankan？”
qinjiahaozhaididi，chuxianfengyinfaqi，xiaotianyeshishifenhaoqi。
“zhenghao，xiaoshenyibangmangkankan，zheidonghaozhaihainengbunengjuzhu？”
yousuodanyoudeqintianming，limadaixiaotianquqianyuancaopingchakan，qinjiazhongrenyiqigensuiguoqucourenao。
qianyuantantaneichucaoping，zaoyibeixintutianping，haibaifangjigeshidengshangqu。
qintianmingfenfushouxia，bashidengyikai，zhongxinwakai。
wakaixintu，dongdiluchuyikuaidanhuangseshiban。
“xiaoshenyi，neigeshihezijiuxiangqianzaishibanshangmian，nibiexiaoqiaozheikuaihuangseshiban，jianyingwubi，tiechuidouqiaobupo。”
qintianmingshouzhixiamianneikuaidanhuangseshiban，lianseyoudianningzhong。
ercishi，xiaotiancuzhemeitou，dingzheneikuaidanhuangseshiban，xinlixianqijingtaohailang。
zheikebushishenmeputongshiban，ershijiazhibufeidejingangshi，zheimedayikuaijingangshi，jueduishixihanzhiwu。
anzhaogujingjizai，tiangangsuoyaozhen，jiushiyongjingangshizuozhenpai，youlingyufaqizuozhenyan。
tiangangsuoyaozhen，youcheng“jiujuesuoyaozhen”，weiliqida，cengcengfengyin，zonggongjiuceng。
nandaozheididixiamian，fengyinshenmejueshidayao？
xiaotianlianseweibian，xinlimomingqimiaoyoudianfanzao。
xingkui，zhishizuishangmianyicengfengyinbeipohuai，zaipohuaiyiceng，houguobukanshexiang。
zhanzaipangbiandeqinlaoye，kandaoxiaotianliansenankan，danyouwendao：“xiaolaodi，youshenmewentima？”
xiaotiansisuopianke，huiyingdao：“gurenzaizheididixiamian，buzhiyizuotiangangdazhen，yongyoujiucengfengyin，xingkuizhishipohuaidiyicengfengyin，fouze，jueduichudashi。”
“zheigedongxue，yongshuinijiaoguanfengduqilai，qianwanbuyaoqudongta。”
“haiyou，zheigedongxueshimifanwei，quanbupushangshuini，quanweiqilai，yimianzaodaopohuai。”
tingshuohaozhaixiamianbuzhiyoushanggudazhen，qinjiazhongrenmianmianxiangqu，xinjingroutiao。
qintianmingmianlukuse，cumeiwendao：“xiaoshenyi，anzhaonisuoshuo，zheilibushihejuzhuma？”
“不！恰恰相反！”
xiaotianyaoyaotou，jieshidao：“zhiyaonimenbaohuhaozheizuodazhen，zheilijiushiyichujuejiazhidi！”
“buzhizheimeyizuodazhen，chuquzhenpaigenzhenyan，didixiajueduiyoulingqicunzai。”
“lingqijujizhidi，jiushifengshuibaodi，zuishiherenleijuzhu。”
“ruofeilingqizhenya，zheilijiushidaxiongzhidi，suoyi，nimenbuyongqirenyoutian，anxinjuzhu。”
shuoshihua，xiaotianyoudiantanlanzheizuotiangangsuoyaozhen，didixiamianmaizangdelingqi，zhengshitajixuzhiwu。
dangran，tayeshixinlixiangxiang，jitayiwangedanzi，doubuganpohuaidazhen，sheizhidaodidixiamianfengyinshenmedongxi？
congheibaiyupeilimiantunshidehailiangshaqi，jiukeyicaichuyier，zheididixiamianfengyindedongxi，feitongyiban。
tingdaoxiaotiandehua，qinjiarendousongyikouqi。
zheilicengjingshiqinjiazudi，houlai，tuidaozhongjian，shuobaile，zheilijiushiqinjiarendefajiashi。
qintianmingfuqishenshangyeyoushaqi，xiaotianbangmangquchuganjing，haisuishouzhihaoxuboshenshangweibing。
zhenggexiawu，xiaotiandouliuzaiqinjia，peibanqinlaoye，yiduilaoxiaoxiangtanshenhuan。
dangwanliudianzuoyou，ermeisuzimeidadianhuajinlai。
qinshuangerzigaofenyongpeixiaotianfuyue，quezaoxiaotianjujue。
zuizhong，qinshuangerkaizhelanbojini，songxiaotianqujinzuanhuisuo。
lushang，xiaotianshenshangshoujixiangqilai。
shifenyiwai，shiliufengerdadianhuajinlai。
dianhuayijietong，liufengertianmeishengyinchuanguolai：“xiaodidi，fengerwanquankangfule，xiexieni！”
“bukeqi！”xiaotianhenzhending，yidiandoubuyiwai。
“xiaodidi，zhihaofenger，niyaoshenmebaochou？”
“hai，bushijiguoma？”
“neizhangzijinkabusuan，yaobuzheiyang，jiejiajinihaole！”
“qie！woyoulaopohaobuhao？”
“pi！nineipiaolianglaopo，zhinengkanbunengpeng，suannamenzilaopo？”
“......”
shenshoudajideqintian，buzhigaishuoshenmehao？
zuozaipangbiankaichedeqinshuanger，tingchuliufengershengyin，tixingyiju：“liujiejieshenfenteshu，nihaishilitayuanyidianhao。”
“zheimekuaijiugenqinmeimeihaoshangle？xiaodidi，nidoubaqinmeimeishoule，jiejieshifoukaolvyixia？”
shoujilimianchuanlailiufengergegexiaosheng，xiaotianhenwuyu，lianggedoushihulijing，shashanglitaida。
“suanle，budaraonigenqinmeimeitanqingshuoai，dengnihuidaoyuncheng，jiezaiguoquzhaoni。”
xiaotianyilianheixian，doukuaibengkuile。
xingkuiliufengerguaduandianhua，jixuliaoxiaqu，jueduihuichushi。
kanchuxiaotianmanbujingxinyangzi，qinshuangerningtageboyixia，jinggaodao：“liujiejiecengjingdenanren，laizizhongzhou，nizijidianliangdianliang。”
liufengernanrenlaizizhongzhou，xiaotiandaoshiyoudianyiwai。
yeshi，yongyouguifumingdeliufenger，youzigepengtadenanren，feitongfanxiang。
zheizhongnvrenpengbude，beitachanshang，hennanfenkai。
daoshilaoposuziyan，wenjing，dianya，buzuozuo，qizhibucuo，shixiaotianxinshangleixing，kexi，suziyantaigaoleng，hennanjiejin。
jinrujinshanqujiangbinnanlu，kandaoqianmianjinzuanhuisuoshanliangdengpai，xiaotianfenfuqinshuangertingche。
suzimeizhanzaihuisuomenkoudengta，xiaotianbuxiangbeitawuhui。
“ganshouwodangyahuan，haipabeirenzhidao？”
qinshuangerchenxiaotianyiyan，huaihuaidao：“dengyouyitian，pengshangnilaopo，rangtahaohaoshoushini！”
“哇！”
xiaotianjingjiaoyisheng，ganjindakaichemenxiaqu。
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我上岸月球那天，前女友考研上岸
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我给死人化妆的亲身经历
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