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shuozhe,baerlaqiboerdegebo,liangrenzoudaoleyiweilaodayegenqian。
laodayetoufahuabai,dankanzhehenyoujingqishen,zhengzhuzheguaizhanghuanhuanxingzou。
“nihao,zheiweidaye,wozheiweipengyouyoushizhaoni。”shuozhejiuyongyizhishouzhixiangpangbiandeboer。
boeryilianbukezhixindekanzhebaer,xiangbumingbaitazenmebizijihai**。
dankanzhelaodayeyilianwenxundemuguang,lianshangdebiaoqinghuanhuanjiangyingdiduiqiyigeziyiweicixiangdeweixiao:
“daye,eshixiangwenyiha,ninmenzheizuijinyounaoyaoguaima?”
dayeyezhouzhemeitou:“nigewazi,wenshijiuwenshia,zheishuohuadaoshizhongting,zazheigebiaoqingzheimexionge!”
boerwenyanxiongedebiaoqingjiangzailianshang。
pangbiandebaerrenbuzhule,youxiexiongedishuodao:“nenjiushuozhibuzhidaozheishiba!”
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shuowanyebuguanqita,laqiboerdegebojiuwangxiushuihudefangxiangzouqu。
……
秀水湖。
boerhebaeryiguaiyiguaidichuxianzaileanbian。
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——扑通!
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heng,yiqunyuchundefanren,womenjiushenghuozaishuili,hainengbeishuiyansibucheng。
桀桀桀……
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——扑通!
灞儿也掉进了湖里。
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……
“nizenmeyexialaile?”boeryilianhaoqididaliangzhebaer。
灞儿:“……”
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