woshisanloulouzhangweiwomendailaileyibujingcaidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《yinshidalaoxiashan,weisuoyuweiyiluhengtui》,zhujiaoshenzhengqinxiaolandegushidiedangqifu,rangrenpengfudaxiaoyouluolei。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijizhiyoumodeduibaihekourenxinxiandeqingjiexiyinlewushuduzhe。“pengpengpengpeng!”neigebeijiaozuo“liegou”deheirenyingshangqianqu,lianhuishuquan,zhuanyanzhijianbianbajimingjingchadadaozaidi。juxize……。
jimingjingchalijitaochushouqiangduizhunshenzheng:“buxudong!shuangshoubaotou,dunzaidishang!”
沈铮乖乖照做。
qinxiaolanzoudaoshenzhengmianqian,lenglengdewen:“shuoba,zenmehuishi?”
cishiqinxiaolanbiaomianhaowubolan,qishineixinquezhenjingwubi。
311jianshi,zaizhenggediyudaojianyudoushilingrentanzhisebiandedifang,zhuzai311jianshideheixiongdengren,budanwulichaoqun,erqiejiqibiantai。
fanshijinru311jianshidexinren,wuyibubeitamenzhemodeshengburusi。
zairuyuzhichu,qinxiaolanjian“wangsen”deruyudanganliejibanban,lingrenfazhi,zheicaiguyibataanpaidao311jianshi,dasuanrangtachangchangbeirencuicanzhemodeziwei。
meixiangdaojinguoyiye,zheigexinlaidefanrenhaofawushang,heixiongdengrenquegegecansi。
shenzhengkanzheyizhongjingchayifurulindadideyangzi,guzuomengdongdeshuodao:“rangwoshuoshenme?”
“tamenjige!daodishizenmehuishi?!”qinxiaolanlishengwendao。
“tamenjigea,zuotianwanshangbuzhidaoweishenme,hurandaleqilai,ranhoutamenjiutongguiyujinlea……”shenzhengyouxiewusuoweidehuidadao。
“tamade!nidanglaoniangshaa!”qinxiaolanzhuazhushenzhengyiling,yixiabatacongdishangzhuaileqilai。
zheishi,yiweifuzeyanshidejingchazouleguolai,fuzaiqinxiaolanerbianqingshengshuodao:“yuzhang,heixiongtamenquanshibeiyijibiming,yinggaishigegaoshousuowei。”
qinxiaolanyongyizhongbuganxiangxindeyanguangkanzheshenzheng,ranhoulenglengdeminglingshouxia:“jitayongshangzuizhongdexingju,danduguanya!”
“dengyixia!”jiuzaijimingjingchadasuanjishenzhengshangxingjudeshihou,shenhouhuranchuanlaiyigelenglengdeshengyin。
zhongrenhuitouyikan,zhiyouyigeliuzhezhangfadebaizhongrenheyigeguangtouheirendayaodabaidezouleguolai。
“juxi、liegou。nimenlianggerenlaizheilizuoshenme?!”qinxiaolanlishengwendao。
“qinyuzhangnihao。”neigebeijiaozuo“juxi”debaizhongrencaozheyikoubiejiaozhongwenyouxieaomandeduiqinxiaolanshuo:“niyezhidao,heixiongshiwomenlaodadexiaodi,tachushile,womenlaodadangrandeguowenyixiale。”
“wojinggaoni。”qinxiaolanzoudaojuximianqian,yongshouzhichuozhetadejiantoushuodao:“laolaoshishizainimenbqudaizhe,shaodaozheibianlainaoshi!”
“zainimenganglaidiyudaowojiugaosuguoni,nimenzaibquzuoshenmewobuguan,danshinimenyaoxiangzaiaqudaoluan,bieguaiwobukeqi!”
“no,no,no。”juxiliekaizuixiaolexiao:“zheijianshiqing,womenbixuyaoguan。zheigexiaozi,womenyaodaihuiqurangwomenlaobanqinzixunwen。”
shuozhejuximengdeshenchushou,yixiazhuazhuledunzaidishangdeshenzheng,ranhoubashenzhengkangzaijianshangxiangwaizouqu。
“batafangxia!”jimingjingchajianzhuanglianmangshangqianzulan。
“砰砰砰砰!”
neigebeijiaozuo“liegou”deheirenyingshangqianqu,lianhuishuquan,zhuanyanzhijianbianbajimingjingchadadaozaidi。
juxizeyijiupangruowurendekangzheshenzhengxiangqianzou。
qinxiaolanxiangqianyiyue,lingkongyiquanxiangliegoudaqu。
liegoulaibujiduobi,jimangtaiqigebohuzhutoubu。
“peng”deyisheng,liegoubeiqinxiaolanyiquanjidao,zaidishanggunlejixiacaizhanqishenlai。
“shete!”liegoucongdishangpaqi,shuaileshuaisuantongdeshoubei,manliandoushijingyazhise。
tameiyouliaodaoshencaixianxideqinxiaolan,tineijingyouruciqianghandeliliang。
qinxiaolanbudengliegoufanji,yigekuabuchongshangqianqu,feiqiyijiaotixiangliegou。
zheiyijiaodelilianghesudubigangcaineiyiquanhaiyaoxunmeng,liegougenbenmeilaidejifanying,beiqinxiaolanyijiaotifei,luozaidishangbushengrenshi。
juxijianrengaomadadeliegouzaiqinxiaolanmianqianjingranrucibukanyiji,lianmangbashenzhengfangzaidishang。
tazhidaozijibushiqinxiaolandeduishou,danshilaobanjiaodaiderenwuyoubixuyaowancheng,suoyitakouqishaohuan:“qin**,niquedingyaoyuwomenlaobanweidima?”
“qingnigaoqingchu,shinimenxianlaiwodedipannaoshide!”qinxiaolanyizhengciyandeshuodao。
“zheigeren,jintiannixiuxiangcongwozheilidaizou!”
“qin**,buyaonongdezheimejiangma……”zhongrenhurantingdaoyigeyincecedeshengyin。
xunshengwangqu,zhijianyigeshenchuanqingpaodebaifalaozhe,lingzheyigepifuyouheideyazhourenheyigejinfanvzizouleguolai。
“aiyou?”qinxiaolanbuxiedexiaoleyixia:“nimenlaobanzheishizenmele,zenmerucixingshidongzhonga!”
cishideshenzheng,daozaidishangyidongbudong,tayinyinyueyuedejuede,zheiqunlailibumingderen,yinggaihuihezijizheicidecishaduixiangjinsimanyouguan。
ruguozijicishibaolushili,bidinghuiyinqijinsimandejingjue。
zhitingbaifalaozheganxiaoleliangsheng:“qin**,womenlaobanliaodingjuxiheliegoutamenliangrenzainishoudixiataobudaoshenmehao,zheicaianpailaotouziwolaikanyixia。”
“qishiyemeishenmedabulede。”baifalaozhezhilezhidishangdeshenzheng:“ruguoqin**butongyiwomenbazheixiaozidaizou,womenzaizheilibatazuodiaoyekeyi。”
“womenlaodazhisuoyilaidaozheili,jiushituyigeqingjing,suoyibuyunxuzheiliyourenheyiwaiqingkuangfasheng。”
“haha……”qinxiaolantingdaobaifalaozhezheiyangshuo,bunufanxiao,suihoulenglengdeshuo:“zaizheidiyudaojianyu,haoxianghailunbudaonimenlaobanshuolesuanba?!”
“neijiubuhaoyisile!”baifalaozhehenhendeshuodao,tashenhoudeyinanyinvlijicuanchu,dangzaiqinxiaolanmianqian。
er“juxi”zeyouzhongxinkangqishenzheng,zuoshiyaozou。
“jiezhutamen!”qinxiaolanlianmangminglingzijishenhoudejingcha。
jinfanvzishouwanyidou,yitiaoyouxiyouzhangderuanbiancongtashouzhongfeichu,“papapa”jisheng,jingchashouzhongdeqiangshunjianbianbeijiluo。
“juxi”yeyibiankangzheshenzheng,yibianyuzulantadejingchabodou,tashencaigaoda,chushouyoukuaiyouhen,jimingjingchagenbenbushitadeduishou,meijixiajiubeitadadaozaidi。
qinxiaolanjianzhuang,huiquanxiang“juxi”daqu,“juxi”taishougedang,danqinxiaolanquanshijimeng,“juxi”beidaleyigelieju。
tazhuanshenfangzaishenzheng,congyaojianquchulianggedaizhetiegoudejinshuquantaodaizaishoushang,shuangyansisidedingzheqinxiaolan,yuneigeyazhounanzihejinfanvzisanrencheng“pin”zixing,jiangqinxiaolanweizaizhongjian。
qinxiaolanxinliqingchu,yanqianzheisangerendoubushidengxianzhibei,suiranzijiyoubawozaiyiduiyishinaxiaduishou,danshiyanxiaduifangsanrenlianshou,zijiyebuzhidaonengyouduodashengsuan。
genghekuanghaiyouyigeyizhimeiyouchushoudebaifalaozhe。
danshishiyizhici,tazhiyoufangshouyibo。
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