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suchenghaoshunjianliandoubaile。
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“一，二……！”
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“wokeshitingzhaominshuole：zheijiahuohaidasujiacaichandezhuyi，shuotahexiangwanshifuqi，xiangwanyibandecaichanguita。kelianlaoyezixinkuchuangxiadejiaye，jiuyaoluodaowairenshoulile。”
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zheihuayichu，zhengzhongsujiarenyaohai，dunshizhakaileguo。
“够了！”
苏向晚一声呵斥。
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“你特么骂谁呢？”
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suchenghaojixudao：“tangjie，keshiwomensujiabijingshilonghaiyoumingwangdedajiazu，mingshenghenzhongyao。niyoushiwomensujiaweilaidexiwang，nijiajidenanrenyidingbunengshifeiwu，bunengrangsujiachenglelonghaidexiaohua。”
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一个声音响起。
buzhisuxiangwaneran，zhenggesujiarendangchangdoulengzhule。
jinjiezhe……huanhuqueyue。
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suxiangwanwanquankeyibangqinchuanjujuesujiarendewuliyaoqiu。
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真当自己是战神了？
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zheixinfangshimeiyibuzhide，dachuangyeshixinmaide。
zhijingliangmiduodehongsedayuanchuang，henda，gundongfanweihenguang，fangbiangezhongcaozuo。
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diertianqinchuanqidezao，gangxialoujiubeiyizhenjicudemen**jingrao。
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“劳资……！”
yikaimen，menwaizhanzheyigenianqingnvzi。
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“你谁啊？”
neinvhaierkandaoqinchuanjingleyixia，zuilijiaozhekouxiangtangyiliandediyi。
“o！nijiushineigewonangfeishiba？”
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