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“阎啸！”
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“nijiushiyanxiao？neigewonangfei？”
laogouzhuanguoshenlai，shangxiadaliangzhezheigebusuanqiangzhuangdeshenqu，lianshang，daizheshenshendebuxie。
yucitongshi，yanxiaoyezaikanzheta。
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“放人！”
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众人哄堂大笑。
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laogoujugaolinxiakanzheta：“xiaozi，zhidaoyongzheizhongyuqigenbendayeshuohuaderendouzenmeyanglema？”
阎啸沉默不语。
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yanxiaomuguangdouranyihan：“nizhaosi！”
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说完，撕拉一声。
yunqingyanxiongqiandeyifu，dunshibeisisuikailai，luchuyidapiandexuebai！
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laogoupaoxiaoyisheng：“xiongdimen，jiwoshang，batajinongcan！ranhourangtakankan，laozishizenmewannongtadelaopo！”
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zenme……zenmehuizheiyang？
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踏！
jiaobushengturanxiangqi，shunjianliaobodonglaogouneigenjinbengdeshenjing，xiayishidecongyaojiantaochuyibashouqiang，zhijieduizhunyanxiao。
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“哈哈……”
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“走？”
yanxiaoxiaole：“nihaimeiyoujieshoudiyudeshenpan，woyouzenmehuizouni？”
“diyudeshenpan？xiaozi，nigaibuhuinaoziyouwentiba？”
laogouwaizhenaodaikanzheta：“nizuihaogaoqingchu，xianzainidexiaoming，shiwozailaozishouzhong！”
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“jiupingyibapoqiang，jiuxiangrangwoguixia？”
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“哦？是吗？”
tazuijiaoweiweiyigou，turantaishouyiquan，pojiudeboli，yingshengersui。
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yidaofangfolaizidiyudedesiya，xiangchetianji！
“shidianyanluo，chujiangdian，sanqiandianzhong，juyidaowei！”
“恭请阎君下令！”
咔嚓！
zhengqihuayidezidanshangtangshengxiang，wanruoyidaoqingtianpili，zhongzhongzhuangjizhemeigerendexinzang！
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