《yishimingwang》youpoxiaosuozhuanxie，zheishiyigebuyiyangdegushi，yeshiyibuliangxindoushishenghuozhuzuo，neirongbutuonidaishui，quanpiandoushikandian，henduorenbeilimiandelixuanxiaoyanransuoxiyin，xiaoshuomiaoshule：tahenchongbaiqiangzhe，yizhixiwangzijidezhangfunengshiyiweidingtianlidideyingxiong。yezhengyinruci，xiaoyanranyizhiduili……
“噗通！”
fanyingguolaizhihou，duyuxunsudiguizailedishang，kukuaiqiudao：“nieshao，woganggangshuohuashengyinyoudianda，ninxiaoxiaoqi，jiudangshenmedoumeiyoufasheng。”
“消气？可以啊。”
niesanshaosixiaofeixiaodizhanqishen，huanhuanzoudaoduyumianqian。
duyudunshidaxi：“xiexiesanshao，xiexiesan.……”
haimeidengtaxiaorongzhanfangkailai，zhijianniesanshaotaiqiyijiao，bupianbuyidichuaidaoletadelianshang！
“砰！”
yidaomenhengshengxiangqi，duyuzhijiebeichuaidezaidishangdagun，yanleidourenbuzhuliuxialaile，quebuganyousihaodongnu。
“gandiaoxiwodenvren，haiganlaizhudongzhaowomafan？nijiwoyigeliyou，wopingshenmefangguoni。”
“给我打！”
shuowan，niesanshaoshenhoudedashoufengyongershang，yibazhuazhuleduyudenaodai，mengdizazailezhuozishang。
“砰”
niesanshaoyeconghoumianzouleshanglai，anzheduyujiushiyidunbaozou，quanjiaozaxiangduyudefubu，tongdetacanjiaoshenglianlian！
zaichangzhongrenjieshiganjuexintouburen，kesheiyemeiyoudanzitiduyuqiuqing，shengpachufengtoubameitouzhaoredaozijitoushanglai。
zhaohengyaoleyaoya，zhanchulaidao：“nieshao，zheijianshiqingshiwomenbudui，ninrenyedale，nengjiwogemianzi，fangguotazheiyiciba？”
sizhouzhongrentingdaozheihua，fenfenchaozhaohengtouquchongbaidemuguang。
guoran，guanjianshikehaishizhaoshaoguanyonga！
youqishineixiemingyuanxiaojie，baokuoxiaoyanrankanxiangzhaohengdemuguangdoubianle。
这才是真男人啊！
tingdaozheihuadeniesanshaoturanxiaole，xiaorongzhongmanshibuxie：“jiniyigemianzi？”
“jiusuanshinidiezhaojinhuzaizheili，yeyaoguaiguaijiwojingjiu，nisuanshenmedongxi，yepeirangwojiniyigemianzi？”
zhaohenglengzhule，daozuibiandehuayouyanlehuiqu。
zheiyike，zaichangsuoyourendehuanxiangdoupomiele。
tamenbenyiweizhaohengnenggoujiuxiadajia，quemeixiangdao，niesanshaogenbenbubazhaohengfangzaiyanli！
这下该怎么办？
jiuzaizheishi，zhaohengturanguqiyongqi，dashengdao：“nieshao，wotingshuonielaoyezizuijinzaichoubeipaimaihui，ninzheimezuo，jiubupayingxiangnielaoyezideshengyima？”
wenyan，niesanshaodunshitingxiadongzuo，taitoumilemiyan，fangfoliankongqidouanjinglexialai。
zhongrenxintoumengranyichen，wanlewanle！
niesanshaozuijihuidejiushiyourennanielaoyezilaiyata，zhaohengzheimezuojiushizaihukoubayaa！
tamenjintianshichedizoubuchuqule！
quebuliao，niesanshaohuranliansezhuanbian，luchuyifuweihedexiaorong：“nizhaojiagenwoniejiayesuanyouyidianjiaoqing，jintianwojiujinimenzhaojiazheigemianzi。”
zhaohengmiansedaxi，kexiaoronghaiweizhanfangkai，queyouninggule。
niesanshaotaiqitou，jiangmuguangtouzailexiaoyanranshenshang：“danshi，tabixuliuxialai，peibenshaohehejiu。”
“zhiyaobabenshaohegaoxingle，budannengfangguonizheiweipengyou，hainengbangtachuyibiyiyaofei。”
tabenyiweizijizhaozheinvpengyouzisezugoujinglile，kehezhaohengshenhouzheiweiyibi，kejiuchataiyuanle！
zheiyangdejipinmeirener，zixufengliudetazenmenengburenshirenshi？
ganshoudaoniesanshaotanlandemuguang，xiaoyanranxiayishihoutuilebanbu，jiangqiuzhudemuguangtouxianglezhaoheng。
suirantamingyishangdezhangfushilixuan，kezaizheizhongqingkuangxia，genbenjiuzhiwangbushangneijiahuo！
zhaohengyingzhetoupi，jixudao：“nieshao，tashixiaojiadezhangnvxiaoyanran，ninruguoxiangzhaorenpeininhejiu，xiongdiwozheijiubangninquzhao。”
“我去**！”
niesanshaoturanbaoleyijucukou，duanqijiubeizhijiejiangjiupozaizhaohenglianshang：“jinisanfenyanse，nihaijikairanfangleshibushi？”
“nizhaojiazhibuguoshiwoniejiadeyitiaogou，zuowoxiongdi，niyepei？”
beijiulinleyishendezhaohengyanmouzhongquruwuxian，hunshenzhandoubuyi：“ni……”
tajicizuanjinleshuangquanxiangyaodongshou，danshiyixiangdaoniesanshaobeihoudeniejia，kezuizhonghaishirenlexialai！
tamenzhaojiasuiranzailuohaishichengbayifang，keshuodaodiyezhishiniejiafushangqudeyitiaogoubale。
niesanshaoxiaomimidilaidaoxiaoyanranshenqian，diaoxiaodao：“nijiushineigejiajishazidexiaojiazhangnv，xiaoyanran？”
“zeze，zheizise，rangyigeshazizaotaketaikexile。”
xiaoyanranqidemianseshabai，quesihaobuganshuoxieshenme。
ruoshiyinweiyishizhiqidezuileniejia，xiaojiakongpayaozaoyanga！
“ng，zhenbucuo，xiangnizheiyangdelengmeirener，benshaozuixihuanle！”niesanshaotanlandishuodao。
xiaoyanranxiayishihoutuilebanbu，meimouzhongshanguoleyimoquru。
tahurangandaoyouxiekebei，jiulianzhishipengyouguanxidezhaohengdouganyuwuninieshao，weizijifasheng。
kemingyishangdezhangfulixuan，pingrilidahualianpian，kecikequeshilianhangshengdeyongqidoumeiyou。
ranerjiuzainiesanshaozhunbeishangshoudeshihou，yizhenshiwujujiaoshenghaowuzhengzhaoxiangqi，daduanletadexingzhi。
“咔哧咔哧。”
shengyinbuda，kezaizheianjingdebaoxiangzhong，quetingzhecierwubi！
zhongrenxunshengwangqu，zhijianlixuanzuozaibaoxianglideyigexiaojiaoluo，ziguzidikenzhejitui。
wulunshiniesanshaodedaolai，haishiduyudecanjiaosheng，fangfodouduitameiyousihaoyingxiang。
“坏了！”
xiaoyanrantongkongweisuo，tabuduandijilixuanshiyanse，xiangyaotixingta。
kehouzhequeyijiubuguanbugudikenzheshoushangjitui，xiangshiyidianmeijiangniesanshaofangzaiyanli。
“好吃吗？”
niesanshaotingxiadongzuo，shuangmuweiminingshizhelixuan。
taziranerrandijianglixuandedongzuo，wurenweichengle**luodetiaoxin！
lixuanweiweitaitou，huanglehuangshoushangjinshengdejigutou，xiangshidougouyiban：“niyexiangchima？”
cihuayichu，baoxiangquanchangsuoyourendeliansedoubianle，dunshiyipianhuaran！
“zheishazishifengleba？lianniesanshaodougantiaoxin！”
“zheishizixunsilua！”
“tayaozhaosi，bielawomenxiashuia！”
zhaohengyehuangle，jimangjieshidao：“zhaoshao，tajiushixiaojianeishazinvxulixuan！”
“tagenwomenyidianguanxidoumeiyou！”
takebuxiangyinweiyigelixuan，dezuiniesanshao！
xiaoyanranyeshiliansedabian，lianmangshenshouqulalixuandeyijin：“lixuan，bieshuole。”
raneryijingtaiwanle，nieshaolianshangdebiaoqingjihuyinchenlexialai，jiuxiangshiyitoujijiangbaodongdeyeshou。
“李玄是吧？”
“gongxini，niyijingchenggongyinqilewodezhuyi！”
zaidatingguangzhongzhixia，beiyigexiaojiashaziwushi，zheibushizaidatadelian，ershizaidazhenggeniejiadelian！
tazuijiaoluchuzhengningxiaorong，turanzhuazhuyipinghaimeikaifengdejiupitougailiandixiangzhelixuanzalexiaqu！
xiaoyanrantongkongweisuo，lianmangxiangyaoshangqianzuzhiniesanshao。
kexidangtafanyingguolaideshihou，yiqiedouyijinglaibujile！
“咔嚓！”
jiupingzhaliedeshengyinzhouranxiangqi，bolisuizhahunzazheanhongsedejiuyesaluoyidi！
wangzhezhakailaidejiuping，bushaorendezuijiaorenbuzhuluchuleyimoxingzailehuodexiaorong。
“lixuanalixuan，nibushikuangma？dezuileniesanshao，wodaoyaokankannijintianruheshouchang！”
raner，zheimoxiaorongcaigangzhanfangkai，bianchediningguzailezuishang！
yinwei，beizheipingluomannikangdibaotouderenjingranbushilixuan，ershixiandongshoudeniesanshao！
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