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她果然迟疑了。
woxianglexiang，huidao：“bushiwojianiguimi，ershirangniguimijiawo，wozhidaonixianzaibuxiangrangnishenbiandepengyouzhidaowo，neinizheiyang，jiushuowoshiniyigepengyou，shiqinggandashi，keyibangzhutajiehuo！”
fasongxiaoxi，buyihuierjiangqinqinjiuhuixinxile，“qinaide，niwuhuiwole，wobushibuxiangbanijieshaojiwopengyouershi...aiya，wodangranyuanyibanijieshaojiwoshenbiandepengyou，zhishixianzaishijibudui。”
kanzhexiaoxi，wonenggouqingchudiganshoudao，tazhejile！
wozuijiaorenbuzhuweiweiqiaoqi，kanyangzi，wozaizheigenvrenxinlidediwei，biwoxiangxiangdehaiyaogao。
bijingtadouhaimeiyoukanguowodezhenmianmu，yemeiyoushenrudejiaoliuguo，tazenmehuimaorandebawojieshaojishenbiandepengyou？
wozhengxiangfaxiaoxi，jiukandaotafalaiyitiaoxiaoxi，“nidengdeng，woquwaimianjinidayuyindianhua！”
buduoshi，yitiaoyuyintonghuadanlechulai，woqingleqingsangzi，jietongledianhua，yongcixingdeshengyinshuohua，“zenmezheimeji，xiaobaobei！”
“qinaide，wo...wozhendebushineigeyisi，niqianwanbiewuhui。”
dianhualichuanlaijiangqinqindeshengyin，shengyinbuda，danshihualidejiaojiwokeyiganshoudao。
“womeiyouwuhui，xiangfanwohaipaniwuhui，wopaniwuhuiwoduiniguimiyoushenmebuhaodexiangfa。”
woyituiweijindao：“weileburangnidanxin，haishisuanleba，bijingnideganshouzuizhongyao。”
renherendejiaotanjiushiyichanglajuzhan，nikeyiqingchudeganshoudaozijideyingmianyouduoda，tebieshiwozaishichangbu，mianduigezhonggeyangxingxing**dekehu，duikehuxinlibakonghaishishifendaoweide。
jiangqinqingandongdeshuodao：“qinaide，nizhenhao！”
“xiaoshagua，wozhidaonicengjingshouguoshang，suoyicongnibazijixinjiaojiwodeneiyikekaishi，wojiuzaixinlifashi，zheibeizidoubuhuizairangnishoushang！”
cixingrouhedeshengyin，zaidaishangsanfenzhenzhideganqing，shuoshizaide，zheiyikewozijidouyouxiehuanghu，zheijiujingshibushiwodezhenshiqinggan。
“laogong……wuwu……”
dianhualichuanlaijiangqinqinqingshengwuyandeshengyin，zheimeduotiandexiangchu，woziwenduijiangqinqindexinggeyouleyidingdezhangkong，taxuyaoshenme，wojiujitashenme，jiuhaobitameiyijuhuadounengshuodaowoxinkanshang，rangwoshengchuyizhongqiangliedechengjiuganhezhengfugan。
“shagua，kushenme，yihoubuxuku，nikudeshihou，woxinhuiteng。”
bieqiaobuqituweiqinghua，zaitedingdeqingxingxia，shuochuhuiqidaohenhaodezuoyong。
“wojiushigaoxingde，zongsuanyourenzhenzhengbawodangchengbaobeile。”
jiangqinqinxilexibizi，“nengyudaonizhenhao。”
tadehua，wozhiganxinyiban，xianshizhong，tashiyigegaogaozaishangdezhichangnvqiangren，suiranzaixunizhongtaliuluchulezijijiweirouruandeyimian，danshiwofenbuqingdaodineiyimiancaishizhenshideta。
“zheicaidaonaer，yihoukaixinxingfuderizihaiduozheni！”
“ng！neiwozheijiujinqu，banideweixintuijita，buguozanshizhinengweiqunizhuangzuowodepengyoula。”
woxinliyixi，zuishangqueshuodao：“haishibuyaoleba，wobuxiangrangniwuhui！”
“buhuide，woxiangxinni，erqietashiwozuihaodeguimi，kandaotashangxin，woyehennanguo！”
gualedianhua，wonachuyigenyandianran，buyihuier，jiudanchulaiyitiaoyanzhengxiaoxi，“liuyaoqingqiujianinweihaoyou！”
wodiankaiyikan，guoranshiliuyao，zheinvrenhenguban，weixinmingjiushizijidemingzi，touxiangyeshizijidezhigongzhao，kanqilaibugouyanxiao。
womeiyouhenkuaitongguo，ershidengdaoyigenyanxiwan，duifangzaiciqingqiutianjiawoweihaoyoudeshihoutongguo。
tongguozhihou，tajiwofaleyigexiaolian，“nihao，menghuxiansheng，woshiliuyao！tingwoguimishuonishizhuanyedeqinggandashi！”
menghuxiansheng，shiwodeweixinming。
wohuifudao：“nihao，liuxiaojie，nideqingkuanggangcaiwoyijinglejieguole，woyoubanfakeyibangni！”
houmiantongyangdaishangleweixiaolian。
“hao，zhiyaoninenggourangwokaixinqilai，woyidingbuhuikuidaini！”
zheikouqi，zhendehenliuyao。
“nizhisuoyinanguo，jiushiyinweinineigexiashubukengennidaoqianduibudui？”
“shi，tabujinbukenjiwodaoqian，haidaodayipa，wohenqimen。”
“hao，zheigewentihaojiejue，jiaojiwole。”
wohuifudao：“nibatadeweixinhaojiwo，wojintianwanshangjiurangtajinidaoqian。”
“zhende？”buxiangxindebiaoqing！
“真的！”
“好，那你稍等。”
henkuai，tajiubawodeweixintuidaojilewodexiaohao！
erwoyemeiyouqujia，yinweiwozaojiujialewodedahao，zhibuguo，zuoxizuoquantao，dangranyaoxiangyidian！
wolianmangbaweixinshuangkaidakai，dengluledahao，ranhouzijigenzijiliaotian。
menghuxianshengxiaozhiyilidongzhiyiqing，erwodahaokendingshibaibanbianjie，sibuchengren。
zuihouzaimenghuxianshengdebuxienulixia，‘wo’zhongyudixialegaoaodetoulu。
yigexiaoshihou，wobaliaotianjilufajiliuyaokan。
liuyaofaleyigejingyadebiaoqing，“tianna，nizhendezuodaole，nizhibuzhidao，zheigerenpiqiyouduoying，zhongmukuikuizhixia，tadoushuozijimeicuo，jingranbeinijishuodongle！”
zheishihoujiangqinqinyejiwofalaileqinqin，“qinaide，nizhendezuodaole，nizhenshitaishenqile，zheige**jingranbeinijishuofule！nizhenshitaibangle！”
wo？？wozheisuanbusuanzijikengziji？
danshiweilezhihoudejihua，worenle。
wohuidao：“wogengbangdedifang，nihaimeiyoujianshiguoni！”
jiangqinqin：“neizhaogeshijian，rangwojianshijianshi！（haixiubiaoqing）”
woyoujiliuyaohuixinxi，“wodazhilejieleyixia，zheilimianhaishiyounidewenti，niquqiangtadeshouji，talanishixiayishidexingwei，suoyiyebusuanguyide。”
zheishihouyaoshibujizijibianjie，neiwodaodiyouduochun。
erqiejiangqinqinkendingyenengkandaowojitafadexiaoxi，zheiyangyilai，yigebulapianjia，bumangmutiandexingxiangjiushulile，zaitadexinliwodexingxianghuibiandegenglitigenggaoda。
dengleyihuier，liuyaofalegeyumendebiaoqing，“haoxiangyeshi，zhishitayejineimecha，shangbanshijianbuhaohaogongzuohaitiantianlangliao，wozheicairenbuzhuqunatadeshouji！”
kanlexiaoxi，menghuxianshengzaicichuji，yidunshuojiaozhihou，‘wo’yejilebiaotai，yuanyidaoqian！
baxiaoxifajiliuyaozhihou，woqiehuandaodahao，botongleliuyaodedianhua。
qingleqingsangzi，qiehuanchengzijizhengchangshuohuadeshengyin，henkuai，liuyaojietongledianhua，woyongchengkendeshengyinshuodao：“liuzhuguan，baitiandeshiqingshiwobudui，wojinidaoqian。”
dianhuachenmoleyihuier，“ng，nizhidaocuowujiuhao，wodarenbujixiaorenguo，yihouniyaoshishangbanshijianhaiganlangliao，beiwozhuazhule，kendingbuqingyiraoni！”
“shishishi，duoxieliuzhuguan，woyidingtonggaiqianfei。”
shuozhewoyouwendao：“neiliuzhuguan，woshenmeshihoukeyidiaohuishichangbua？”
“dengwogenjiangzongjianhuibao，kenengyaojitian。”
shuowan，duifangjiuguaduanledianhua！
我呸！
haidarenbujixiaorenguo，qiaolelaozizheimeduokehu，ninaerlaidelian？
jiangqinqinjiushiniguimi，xianzaijiugennishuiyikuai，wohuixin？
buguoxianzaiwodexiaohaoyijinggentajianliqilechubudexinren，houxutayouwenti，kendinghaihuilaizhaowode。
buguojintianwanshangwogentadeliaotianjiuzhiyucile。
“xiexieni，menghuxiansheng！”
liuyaofalegeganxiedexiaoxi，ranhoujiwofaleyige888dedahongbao！
suiranwohenxiangshou，danshiwoyaorenzhu，“hongbaojiububile，doushipengyou！”
zheiyangyilai，huirangliuyaojuedeqianleworenqing，tongshiyourangjiangqinqinyoumianzi，daoshihoutazheibiankendinghuijiwobuchangde。
shuolaiyekexiao，xiaohaojialejiangqinqinzheimejiule，tayizhimeigaosuwozhenming，woyemeiwen。
zheizhongshier，bunengwen，zuihaodengtabengbuzhu，zijigaosunizhenming，neishihoucaizhendedaibiao，taduiwodonglezhenge。
donghaizheimeda，tabugaosuwozhenming，bugaosuwogongsixinxi，bujiushihaipawocongxianshizhongzhaodaotama？
我懂！
“nei……woyoushijianqingnichifan！”
kandaotafazheigexiaoxi，wojiuzhidaohouxuyouxi，“ng，youkongzaishuo。”
ranhouwojiumeizailita，jiangqinqinjifaxiaoxi，“qinaide，nizhenshitaihaole，woguimixinqingxianzaiyijinghaohenduole，tahaikuaninengganni！”
“woyaoshibunenggan，nihaihuixihuanwo？”
我一语双关道。
“taoyan，renjiagennishuozhengjingde，niyoujianghunduanzi。（haixiubiaoqing）”
“mingmingshinixiangwailehaobuhao！”
woxiexiexiaodao：“wobanglenidamang，nidasuanzenmeganxiewoa？”
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