xufanmenggeshinabuxiaoshuozhongdezhujiao？gaizuomingwei《xiaoyaoshanyenongfu》，shiyibenxiandaifenggededoushishenghuozuopin，shidashen“pindaoyuyang”deranqingzhizuo，zhujiaoshixufanmengge，gaishuwei：jingangtengzheigekeshiyigehaodongxi，shanliyesuanbijiaochangjiandeyizhongyaocaile，tengjingkeyizuoshouzhuo，youzhiliaofengshitongdexiaoguo……
“keyiwo！yiwanshangxiaobaotongtangjiaoyu！
zheihelidepinxiangjiushibiyutanglidekanqilaiyaohaokan。huanghuangde。”xufantianmengmengliangdeshihouqilaifangsong，kanlekanliangrentonglideyuhuo，neishixiangdangdeyouliao。
“made！zuowanyougeshiduoershijindeliyuchigou！zixianyixiazijiubeibengduanle。
yihuimaiwanyudemaibafangchelunde，keyisongxieli。”
“youzheishi？meixiangdaozheiheliyouershijindahuo。”xufanyifuniniubidemoyang，danxinlibuyiweiyi，diaoyulaopaodiaodeyudouhenda。
而且还会逐年长大。
jinnianjintian20jin，mingnianjintianjiushi20-30jindahuopaole。
“ai！zuowanliangsandianzhongde，houmianhaixiangshouta！jieguodaoxianzaidoumeishoudao。”
“wodechele，kaichequzhenshangsuofen，nimenshi……”
“wogennichequmaiyu！achangzaizheilishoujia！”
“bangwodafenkouroufen，daibaoyan！qianwozhuanni。”shaiguchangshuozheyijingnashoujichulaijixufanzhuanzhang，bingbiaojizijixuyaodedongxi。
zheigefeichanghao，bushineizhongchishenmehan：suibian，nikanzhedabaojiuxing。
sheiyouneixinsicainichishenme，aichibuchi。
“linjinzhongqiule，huangshanniqiudejiagezongsuanshizhangleshangqu，kexizhoubianyijingmeishenmeshouhuole。”kaichezaizhemenggequhuazhenganzaobaitan，xunwenyixiabierenmaihuangshandejiage，liangrendouyouxiexiaogankai。
“zaihaodeziyuanyejingbuzhunimentiantiantaoa。jiusuannizhuadafangxiao，neiyexuyaochengzhangdeshijian。”
“哎！难搞。”
menggebaitanmaitangjiaoyu，biaojia40kuaiqianyijin，handeshiyehehuo。
zheigejiageyehaisuanzhengchang，jieqiandejiagedouhuigaoyixie，huangshandejiageyezongsuantishangqule。
qiyueshisizhiqian，nengmai130kuaiqianyijin，guolezheigejie，mai60yijindoumeijigerenmai，shuichandangkouneibianhaiyajiashou。
zhongqiujielinjin，huangshandejiagemeitiandouzaizhang，pinxiangbijiaohaodenengmai100kuaile。
xiaozhendezaoshangshengqiangran，zhenghaojintianjiushidajiri，gezhonggeyangdechanpinnonggeshepidaiyipujiubaidishangmaile。
zheilijiuyouxufanshangcinongdejingangtengshouzhuo，shiyigelaodayenongde，shougongfeichangbucuo。
“daye，nizheigejingangtengshouzhuoshenmejiage！”
“150一个。
daishangtakeyiqufengshilenghan！zhengtianzaibangongshichuikongdiaodekeyidaizheigedongxi。
haiyouzheigegenjing，shikeyiqufengchushi，lixiaobian；huoxuequyu，jiedusanjie。”
“woshentihao，yongbushang。”
“xianzaiyongbushang，keyibeizhe。”laotouhaixiangkaiyidan，danxufanliandoulvle，ganjinkailiu。
sheijialibeiyaoa，neibushidengbinglaime？
xiangzhejialiganmaoyaokuaiguoqile，qulinzhenyuganmaolehaochiyao？
chulejingangtengwai，haikandaotaoniangzi，youxinxiandeyeyoushaigande，xinhuo25kuaiqianyijin，ganhuo70。
zhenggeshichangyejiuzheimeyidangzaimai，shengyihaitingbucuo，shigexiaodajiezaimai，nongleyigeshuiguoqiekuaihezhuangzhe。
maiderenziranerrandebaneigehezijizhuangdechabuduoman。
zhuangmanjiushiyijinduo，25kuaiqiandaoshou。
“suibianchi、suibianchang，xianzaibumaiguolianggejijiuchedimeiyoule。
yijinduodian，suanniyijin。25kuaiqian。”
xufancouguoqusuishounalaiyigepinchangyixia，zheidongxiyinggaishizuotianxiawucaizhaide，zuijintianqibijiaore，guozitianweihenzu，henhaochi。
zheidongxihaishizhongyaocai，guiganpijing，weiganse、xingping，keyiyangxuezhixue、sechanggujing。
duixuexutiruo、laoshang、gexue、bianxue、yijing、daixiazheixiezhengzhuangdouyouzuoyong。
chicuodongxiladuzi，haikeyichitaojinniangdenenzhitou，keyizhifuxiefutong。
buguoshiyaosanfendu，zheidongxichiduole，lababalabuchulai！
tahuibeichangweijixishouningjie，jiededadayige，rangnibiedaolianhongdoubengbuchu。
buguotaojinniangzuifeidehaideshufentoubianshangde，neizhendeyoudayouheiyouliang，chiqilaihaitebiexiangtian。
ruguoshanlinbeihuoshao，neimediernianshanshangzhangchulaidetaoniangzijiuhuizhangdetebiehao，gegefeida。
xufanxiaoshihoujiuyouxingyujianjinianzheizhonghuoshaoshanhoudemanshantaoniangzi。
kaihuadeshihouzhendefeichangmei，yiduoduotaohongsexiaohuamanzhitou，youzhongshenchutonghuashijieyiyang。
buguozheizhongchangjingzhiyouyinian，yinweimaocaodeshengzhangsudutaikuaile，diernianjiunengbazhenggeshantoujifugaizhu，neixietaojinniangziranjingzhengbuguozheixiemaocao。
“hu！taojinniangzheigedongxideanpaishangrichengle。nianweizhongzhi，chuntianjiukaihua，ranhoumanshandoushixiaotaohua。
再养几箱蜜蜂。
zheitaojinniangfengmikebibaihuamiyouyisi，keyigao。
xinxiandemaibuwankeyishaizhichengganhuo，shulaoleyekeyinongchengpenzaimailaozhuang，xiangxiangdoubuhuikui，yibenwanlideshengyiliana。
走走走！
huiqujiubashanshangdemangcaoquanbudouwale。”
maihuangshanhaidedengliangtian，zheigeshihoumaihuodedoushiyixieerdaofanzi，yajiayadelihai，dabaojifenzhujiaokouroufen，xufanjiukaicheganhuiqu。
shaiguchanghaizaizhudineidiaoyu，bianshanghaiduoleyigexiaohaige。
“扣肉粉来了。
上鱼了吗？”
“meini！xianggangezaokou，jieguoyitiaoyumeidiaodao。”shaiguchangyumen。
xiaohaigewendaoneikouroufendeweidaojiuzhanleqilai：“wodiaodaoyule，shitiaodaliyu，nakouroufengenwohuan，wojiyuni。”
“……”shaiguchangdeliandoulvle。
“zheishinimencunde？”xufanliezuiyixiaowenxiangshaiguchang。
“shia！wogebisanshudehaizi。”
“na！wofaliangzhangzhaopianjini，nifadaojiazuqunli。
nianjiqingqingbusidushubaoguo，zaizheilidiaoyuhuangfeirensheng，haixiangnayuhuanqian，jianzhiyourusiwen。
告诉他班主任。
jingranduzipaohebianwanshui！”
xiaohaigerendoudaile：“……sha？shenmeqingkuang？
niliangshuodeshishenmerenhua？！”
xufanzheibianhaizaiyizhengyanci，neibianshaiguchangyijingbaliangzhangzhaopianfadaolejiazuqunli。
yizhangshixiaohaigezhanshuibiandezhaopian，lingwaiyizhangshiyinhuanshezuowanchumotantoudezhaopian。
zheiliangzhangzhaopianyifashangqu，zaipeiwen：“dazaoshangdeyigerenpaohebianwanshui。
wohanyebuting，tahaixiangxiaquyouyong。
woshiguanbulele。sanshunilaibatadaizouba。chushigenwomeiguanxi。”
“hehe！haixianggenwonayuhuankouroufen。
yihuizhusunchaoroujiuyounichi。”
xufanxinlilefanle，dijishaiguchangkouroufenhou，liangrenjiuzaineisuoleqilai，baxiaohaigejichandeyanleiwangwang。
zheiyimu，gujidemingjiyibeizi。
“heng！nimendiaobudaoyu？
垃圾！
空军佬！
打龟佬！”
“hehe……rangnixianduoshuojiju。”xufanliangrenhuxiangduiwangyixia。
yiwanfendoumeisuowan，gonglushangyizhenmotuochejicha，yigedashuchaoqilubiandezhutiaojiuqichongchongdeshalexialai，kanjianxiaohaigejiuzhanzaishuibianniutoukan。
“aiya！yizaoshangshuoquzhaopengyouwan，nijingranyigerenpaohebianwanshui。
wokannishibuxianghaohaozhangdale。”
咻~
“ba~aiya。aaa……”
zheisheng：ba，handehendasheng，danhuanbuqiyisiyihaodefuai，neizhutiaojiufachupokongsheng，zhayanjingjiuchouzailexiaohaigedetuishang。
baxiaohaitengdebuzhidaomonali，tiaozheijiaowangbianshangpao，chuanguohuangcaodijiuwangzhulinneibianzuan。
“爸！我钓到鱼了。
是一条大鲤鱼！”
“wo**，nishujiazuoyezuowanlema？nihaigandingzui，woquenineiyitiaoyu！
我给站住。”
dashuzuishangshuozhebuqueneiyitiaoyu，danhaishibatongheyuganjishouzoule，daizhuxiaohaigeyashangmotuochejiudaizou。
yuanyuandechuanlaijigezi：“nigelaoliu，ni**bujiangwude。
啊~！”
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