jingpinxiaoshuo《youta,chengjie!》,leishuyuhaomenzongcaifenggedejingdianzhizuo,shulidedaibiaorenwufenbieshizilingbaiyouting,xiaoshuozuozheweisamoyin,wenzhangwushanjianjingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi:aluoshengyinzhujianbianxiao,shuodao:“wochadaoshenzongjinwan,zaimoonjiubayaoqinglejiweidanghongnanxing……”……
feijisikaimosenongzhongdeye,pingwendijiangluozaimodouguojijichang。
“baishao,laoyezidedianhua!”aluobashoujididaobaiyoutingshouli。
“yeye,wozheigangxiafeiji,nengranghuorenchuankouqima?weileganhuilai,womenjileyitangmobanfeiji!”baiyoutingzhenglizhexizhuangwaitaoyouxiebaoyuan。
“jialidesirenfeijishibaishema?mingtiandexinwenfabuhuizhunbeihaolema?chuzidejinequedinglema?”bailaoyezishuohuakengqiangyouli。
“zhunbeihaole,chuzijineyihuierlaoqinhuifaguolai!”
baiyoutingxiangdaoyaohegstouzijituanhezuo,xinqingfuza。gstouzijituanshiquanqiutouzigongsi,tamenkanzhongdeyouzhixiangmu,yikaishidoushunlifazhan,dandaozuihoudoubeigscanshideliangutoudoubusheng。
“xiaozi,wolaigaosuniba!laoqingenwohuibaoguole,12yimeijin!womenjiuweiyigexinpianyanfatouzi12yimeijin,shibushitailangfeile?”bailaoyezishuodao。
“12yimeijin?youyisi!yeye,jiuzheiyangba,mingtianxiankaixinwenfabuhui,daidongwomendegupiao,rangdajiaxianzhuandiansuiyinzi。guale!youdianhuajinlai。”baiyoutinggualedianhua,jinjiezhejieqirenhengyudedianhua。
“baishao,luodilema?ganjinguolai,laodifang!gongshaojintiandailegangcongchouguohuilaidenvpengyou!shuoshiyaojiehundeduixiang!xianzaijiudoukaihaole……jiudengnile!”renhengyuxingfendishuodao。
“womashangdao!buguo,bunengtaiwan!”
shunjian,yilianghongsefalalienzuohongming,hebaiyoutingcashenerguo,sudujikuai,zhayanjianzhiliuxialehongsedecheweidengzaiheianzhongshanshuo,weipaideshenglang,xiaozhangdizhaxiangleyekong!
“baishao,meishiba?sheijiadeche,womashangcha!baobuqishinajiabuzhangyandefuerdai!”aluofenfendishuodao。
baiyoutingmeijiehua,gangcaideyishunjianhaoxiangkanjiankaichedeshige——nvren!
zuozailaosilaisihuanyinglidebaiyouting,dakaibijibendiannaokanzhelaoqinfadecaiwushuju:12yimeijin!nanrenzuijiaoshangyang:“youyisi,nvren……12yimeijin!juebushiqiaohe!”
xiangqifeijishangdenvren,baiyoutinggundongzhehoujie,shilehun,neishuangyanjinggouqiletawujindesinian。
kanzheshoujidezhutizhaopian,baiyoutingshuodao:“aluo,ganjinchajintianwomenchengzuodehangbanlvkemingdanhexiangxixinxi,yigedoubuzhunluoxia!”
“是!”
zilingxiaozhangdikaizhefalalienzuohaizaihongming,lanyadianhuaxiangqi。
“aling!luodilema?jinwanjinijiefengdedizhifanishoujile!ganjindingweiguolai!yuejiejiwomenanpailejige‘renyuxian’deshuaige!”
“xibaobei!woshihuilaidagongde!gennimen‘lang’buqi!”
“biefeihua!jiemeijigequankaonicaihunlegehafodebiyezheng,nihaoburongyihuiguo,womenyidingjinianpaidaowei!”
zilingmanyidixiaoxiao,meiyanlidaizhetaohua:“ok!nanrennimenwaner,jiujiwoliuxia!jinwanbuzuibugui!”
zilingxunsudingwei——moonjiuba!
gangcaizaijichangdehuanyingjuranchaoleenzuo,zilingbuxiedigougouchunjiao,yijiaoyoumendaodi,yuhuanyingbaochiqitoubingjin。
aluozuozaifujiashihuitoushuodao:“baishao!jiushizheiliangche!tahaoxiangzaitiaoxinwomen!”
baiyoutingkankanchuangwai,youshoudeshizhiqingfuzhebiliangshangneikezhi,wanweidixiaoxiao,duikaichedesijijianbaobiaoshuodao:“longjiu,rangwogentadagezhaohu!”
“是!”
huanyingjiadayoumen,haoburongyichetouchaoleenzuojilimi,quebeienzuoyigesdang,qingsongshuaidaolehoumian。
zhijianenzuodejiashishichuanghuhuanhuanluoxia,yizhixianxianyushoujilehuanyingyigeguojimarenshoushi!
“cao!”aluobaolecukou,huitoukankanzijidebossgangadixiaoxiao。
“youyisi!aluoganjinchajinwandelvkemingdanba!xiangshiwode——guren!”
baiyoutingxianruchensi:ta,yizhidoushi****dexingzi!ruguozhendeshita,wogainatazenmeban?ruguobushita,12yimeijin……nvren,nishitiantangyoulunibuzou,diyuwumennichuangjinlai!
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