
《yitailiubao:tianchengmamiabaole》youfengqishizuixinxiedeyibenxiandaiyanqingleixiaoshuo,zheibenxiaoshuodezhujiaoshichengtianximuchen,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:chuanwen,xishizongcaiguijuemoce,shouduanyindu,quedudujiangtachongdewufawutian。zhuli:“xiansheng,furendeyiyuanbeizale。”“furenni?”“furenkuaibaren……dacanle。”“rangyishengqu,jifurenkankanshoudatenglemei!”laiziquanshijiedeqingdimen:“xiaotiantian,lengbingbingdelaonanrenyoushenmehaode!nigenwozou,shijiedouyou。”xizong:“laopo,zaizaimenhannihuijiachifan。”qingdimen:suannihen。guanjia:“buhaole!furenbaxiaoshaoyetouzoule。”“pashenme?”xizongdandingdishoushixingli,“woshangmennuanchuangqu!”xiaohua!mianzisuanshenme?baodelaopogui,haifuzengwueryinv。renshengdianfengtabuxiangma?...
“guxiaoxiaotabasipilailianfeiqiuwoqutamenyiyuanguazhi,wodejinigemianzi,qunvesiguxiaoxiaozheigeyongyi。”hulilouzhechengtiandejianbang,hengxiaoyisheng:“tasuanshenmetiancaiyisheng,danglaoniangshikongqima?zanwubaodongdongjiaozhitou,jiunianyatayibaitiaojiea。”
liangrenmouhuazhesuanjiguxiaoxiao,sibaomianbugaisediqiaojianpan,jingpianxiadeheimouxilianchen,yazhechendiandiandeshaqi。
dabaokeshitasuweimoumiandegegeya,jingranzaiguoneibeiqifuchengzheiyang!
哼!
dangdabaodedidimenshichisudema?
至于那个爹地……
sibaofulefujingkuang,yandishanguoyimobuman:zheigedieditaichajing!
dengbadabaoqianghuilai,yaojimamidabaogao——
申请换个粑粑!
huliyuguangyisao,xiaoxinganjiuputongputongtiao:“sibaowanyanjing,sheiyouyaodaomeile?”
chengtiantiaomei,jinggaodao:“sibao,guaiguaishangxue,zheidianxiaoshiyongbuzhenidongshou。”
zheigeerzishizaitaicongming,xiaojimouyitaoyitaode,batongshiqiruxuedexiaotiancaihejiaoxuedetiancaijiaoshoumendouzhengdetouhunnaozhang,santianliangtoujiaojiazhang。
neixiekedoushiguojishangzhishoukerededarenwu,erzishizaishitainengzaole。
sibaoluchuxuebaizhengqideyachi,tianzhenwuxiedao:“qinaideliangweimama,wohaizhishigebumanwusuidexiaohaizhie。”
shuozhe,tasuishoujiangguxiaoxiaodeyiduiheiliaofaleguolai,“ganma,zheigeedudenvrenjiushigexiuhuazhentou,heiliaojini,jidebangdabaobaochou。”
zuihaoyerangtabeibangjianvedaiyihui,changchangxian。
buguo,zheixiaoxinsijiuzangyizang,shengdemamicaoxin。
xiaojiahuoyanjinggululuyizhuan,dasuanqulianxilianxixiongdimen,hengheng。
guojixuexiaokeyefanrong,guanliyange,henkuaijiuyoulaoshicuicusibaoqushangke,chengtiancaiyiyibusheguaduandianhua。
“zheigeguxiaoxiao,guoranshigexiuhuazhentou!shenmeyixuexingui,guoneimeitichuiniupidoubudacaogaodema?”huliqiaoqierlangtui,fanheiliao,yibiananweita,“tianxinbaobei,zanmendezhuanyexinliyiyuanyijingchoujianwancheng,teedashidemingshengxiangcheguoneiwai,zhiyaoniyilumian,ximuchenkendinghuiyanbabaguolai,jieshizanmenjiuyoujihuiduohuidabao,nibiechoumeikuliandele。”
chengtianhaishidanxin:“keximuchenyebushishengyoudedeng,taruguozhidaozhenxiang,buzhibuhuifangledabao,haihuijiyuwodehaizimen。”
hulitiaomei,chensipianke:“yaoburangwubaojitalaiyizhen,zhageshiyihuozhetanhuanshenmede,rangtawufafankang……fanzhenghaizixiao,fancuoyebupa。zuiduorangximuchenjitayidunaidejiaoyu。zouyidun——nibabahaishinibaba。”
chengtianzuijiaoyichou:younizheimekengerzideganmame?
suoyiaihuixiaoshide,duima?
“haishixianyinmanhaizideshenshi,woyaorangguxiaoxiaoshengburusi。”chengtianlengxialian,xiongyongdehenyiqingxieerchu。
zhiyaoguxiaoxiaocunzaiyitian,wulunshidabao,haishiqitadehaizimen,douhuiyouweixiancunzai。
neigenvrenqiantade,zheiyicitayaolianbendailidishouhuilai。
hulipaipaitadejianbang,meishuoshenme,dalegehaqianjiuqushuimeirongjuele。
chengtiangangxishuhao,jiujiedaoleximuchendedianhua。
来的比想象中更快。
chengtiantiaomei:“nawei?”
“ximuchen,shangwuzaijichangjianguode。”nanrendeshengyinzaiwuyeligengxianyinyaxinggan,“tee,haiqingnilaibieshuyijian。”
“da……ninerzizenmeyang?”chengtiandafeisuowen。
ximuchentingdunpianke:“shuile。nierzideyishudequefeitongyiban。”
“哦,那就好。”
jirandabaoanranwuyang,chengtianbuyongxiangyezhidao,tarangtaqubieshu,shixiangtanguxiaoxiaodeshi。
“buhaoyisi,jintiantaiwanle。”
tazanshibuxiangheximuchenyoudabaozhiwaidejiechu。
“bieshuwojiubuqule,ruguodabaoyouqingkuang,xixianshengsuishidajiwo。”
chuhuyiliaode,ximuchenmeiyoumianqiang,yuqifanerdailejifenshizaibide:“nihuizhudongshangmende。”
chengtianpiepiezui,henbuxihuantadudingdeyuqi,weiweiyixiao:“xixianshengjinwanxitou,yongdeshipiaorouma?”
ximuchennandemengleyixia,xiayishikanleyanyushi:“wo……meixitou。”
zhulibaoshanglaiguxiaoxiaodeshi,rangtajiabanzhihouyouduotianfanyou,ganggangcaimangwangongzuo,douhaimeilaidejixizao。
chengtianchixiao:“neininaerlaidezixin!”
dianhuaneitouxianrusiyibandejijing,taxinqingyuyuedigualedianhua。
“……”
zheiliangjuhuadeluojiguanxizaina?
ximuchenningmei,lianshangdaizheyilv,shangwangchalecha【piaorou】。
kanwanguanggao,liansebipiaorouxiguodetoufahaiyaohei。
diertian,chengtianbashuangbaotaisongdaoyoueryuan,ranhougenzhehuliyiqiquxinliyiyuanchakanhuanjing。bijingyihouyaozaizheilichangzhu,shushidegongzuohuanjinghenzhongyao。
gangjinmen,jiubeilitoudehaohuazhuangxiujingdai。
hulimeizizidijieshao:“zheironghelezhongshijixioudeguizushijianzhufengge,shangzhigaodashangdebihuafudiao,xiazhipingyijinrendefenglingzhongbiao,jianzhixiangshijinleyishujiadediantang,suichukejiandedoushiyishupin。”
tayuqikuazhangyouzihao,“zheixiedoushisanbaodejingxinsheji,meiyiyangzuopindoushichuzidajia。qiaoqiao,zanerzizheige‘guojiyishuxiehuidemingyufuhuizhang’——meibaidang。”
说曹操,曹操到。
“mami,ganma,zaoshanghaoya。”sanbaoqiazhediandashipinguolai。
pingmuyikai,shipinzhijietoushezaixiuxishide3dlitiduomeitiqiangshang。3dtexiaojiangsanbaodexiaoshenbantousheqishang,luchuyizhangchunhongchibaidewawalian。
toufazainaohouzhachengxiaobianzi,naomenshanghaituzheqiqiguaiguaideyanse,bunankan,fanerchendineishuangyanjingyufalingqibiren,meiyanjianyouguyouyudeqizhi。
“jintianyeshiyaotangchideyitian,xiangnianmamizuodeshanzhatang。”xiaojiahuozhangzuijiusajiao,youyushunjianruguoyanyunyan。
chengtianlechusheng:“sanbao,sheizaininaodaishanghuawugui?”
sanbaoshigaoqingshangyishujia,congxiaojiushibabancaiyiquanneng,xiaoxiaonianjicanyuguojisaishiwushu,fengsaibiduoguan,erqiequanbushimingshihuijudechengrensai,waijiezantawei‘wanniannanyudetiancai’,danyizhifeichangshenmibulurenqian。
sheinengxiangdao,guojiyishuxiehuidefuhuizhang,huishiyanqianzheigedingzhenaodaishangdelvwugui,hetasajiaoyaotangchidexiaobaobao?
“ai,neigeyouzhideliulanghuajia,zhenrangrentouteng。”xiaojiahuomianwubiaoqingdidaishangyidingmaozi,zhezhuguanghuadenaomen,jiezhebinbinyoulidao:“liangweimeilideguniang,qingyunxuwoxianjianyanyixiashejitudeshijianchengguo。”
hulilikebashexiangtouduizhunfudiaoqiang,yanjingmengdidengdale——
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