remenxiaoshuo《yitailiubaobabihaolihai》youhongmaozisuobianxiedehaomenzongcaifenggedexiaoshuo，benxiaoshuodezhujiaoshiwanyanfengjingcheng，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：yichangdahuoshaodiaoletadejiyihehunyin。wunianhou，tazhongxinhuigui，benxiangguopingfanrizi，wunaibeiliugetiancaierzituanchong，shibibatadazaochengquanshizuirenshengongfendefupo。“mami，zanjiashadouyou，fangzi、gongsi、paoche、xianliangbanmingpaibao……nijinguansuiyitiao。”fengshijituanshouxijichengrenfaxianzijichaosimuxiangdenvrenjuransierfusheng，jidongbuyi。jiuzaitazhunbeibalaopozhongxinwanhuishi，quecanzaoliugexiao......
“好像？”
liubaoshiwuxiaobaozilianzhouqimei，tanjiudiwen。
“maminirenbuchulailema？”
时宛言叹了一口气。
“nimenzhidaode，wozhishengxiayidingdianlingsuidejiyi，jiuliantashibushinimenzhendediedi，doubuganbaifenbaiqueding。”
takanzhechuangwaidejingse，youyiduxianruchensi。
shuoshihua，huozaizhiqiandejiyiduitalaishuoshimoshengde。
dangtasuxingshi，yijingbeirenjiuchulai，songdaofaguoquzhiliao。
tayishiwanyandeshenfenhuoxialai，zhijideyidingdianlingsuidejiyi，bingqieshengxialiugehaizi。
ruobushijicunzaishentilideshencengzhinianbeichuji，ganggangyudaofengjingchengdeshihou，tapashiyagenjiurenbuchurenlai。
chezikaidaoyanhaidezhuzhaiqu，muzimenzaiyidonggaojigongyuqianxialeche。
dangshiwanyanbeidaidaozuigaoloucengdefushifangshi，chedibeizhenjingle。
“zenmeyang？mami，zheishiwomenweinijingxintiaoxuandefangzi，haijingfushitaofang。”
erbaoshilinziliandichayaotingxiong。
qitawugebaobaoyefenfengenzhexiaofang，chayao，yangxiaba。
shiwanyanzhalezhayanjing，bukesiyidikanxiangzijiaerzi。
“nimenlaoshijiaodai，zheifangzishibushiconglaoyezineilipianlaide？”
“bushia，zheishiyongmamimingzimaide。”
“nimenyonglewodeqian？”
zuoweilaodadeshichen，xiaodeneijiaoyigemiren，keshuohuadekouwenyoudianqianzou。
“zhunquelaishuo，neishiwomendeqian。”
shiwanyandezuijiaochoulechou，wulifanbo。
shide，zheijigehaizinianjixiaoxiaojiubimamizhuanqianduo，takebugangaosurenheren，bijingshuochuqutaidiurenle。
tayigeyouzhengjingshiyedezhiyenvxing，beidangchengshijiajiebanrenlaipeiyang，jicaihuayumeimaoyuyishen，ranerzhuandeqianjiaqilai，doumeiyouhaiziduo。
liugewazhong，suibianyigezhanchulai，zhuanqianbenshidounengshuaitajitiaojie。
这能不扎心吗！
“mami，ninengbunengbieluchuyifutongxinjishoudemoyang？jiubunenghaohaoganshouyixialaizibaobeierzimendexiaoxinma？”
“mamihenkaixin，hengandong，hehehe……keshizanmennengbunengdidiaodian？”
“zheibugoudidiaoma？sibaobenlaihaixiangtiaoduimianneiqudehaozhailaizhe，bijingzanmenrenduo。”
“……bushi，nimenyongwomingyimaidefangzi，laoyezitiedingnengchachulai，buchujitianzanliangjiuyaobeizhuahuifaguoqule。”
shiwanyanzheihuaranghaizimenrenbuzhufue。
suoweiyiyunshasannian，tamenjiamamishalewunian，haizaisha。
zheimejiandandewenti，nandaotamenjiweigaozhishangbaobaowufayuliaodaoma？
“mami，qishiyoujianshiwomenmeigennishuoqingchu。”
“？”
dabaoshichendandangqituanduidaibiao，xiangmamijieshi：“weilerangwaigongzhaobudaowomen，erbaosibaoliubaofenbiezaiquanshijieshijigeguojiamailejitaofangzi，guangshisshizheili，baoshougujiyouwugefangchanshimamimingxiade，haimeisuanshangqitasheng。”
“……”
shiwanyantingle，ganjuezijidexinganergenzuijiaoyiyangchouachou。
“eduile，zanmenchufazhiqian，weileburangwaigongzhaozhundingwei，womenhaiteyimailejizhangbutongguojiadejipiao，yedongyongleyidianxiaoshouduan，suoyougoumaidejipiaodouxianshidengjichenggong。gujizheihuierwaigongderenyijingbeiwomenzheiyizhaojinonghuntouleba。”
shichenshuowan，jigebaobaomenbuyueertongdiluchuguaiqiaodebiaoqingdengzhekua。
shiwanyanchedibengkuidiwuzhulian。
“bizui，jigebaijiazi，shadoubieshuole！wuwuwuwuwu——”
jialiyouliugenengzhengqianquetebiebaijiadetiancaierzi，shigaiduolezhu，haishizhijiefangguolidunshu？
在线等，急！
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