《yitaisanbao：nvezhamamichaolihai》shiyibukuayueshikongyumingyunjiaozhidehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo，jiangshulejiangjiuluyebaizaishiyueweiliangdebixiajinglidezhuanglimaoxian。jiangjiuluyebaishenfuzhongren，bixuchuanyuebutongdeshidai，xunzhaoshenmidebaowubingzuzhixieeshilidefuhuo。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlelishi、mituanheganrendegushi，haoyigejiangjiu，juranjiangdiyijiazudezhangquanzhejishuile。yishunjian，fennuyujiduniuquletadeqiaolian。yuanbenshitade，shitade，pingshenme……jiangyinlingduzhezoujinyigelingrentaozuideshijie。
第5章
luxiaoshaozhigougoudekanzhetashouliduanzhedeneipansexiangweijuquandelajiaochaorou，halazishunzhezuijiaoliugebuting。
好香。
好饿。
takelianbabadewangzhejiangjiu，qieshengshengdedao：“wodienvedaiwo，liangtianliangyemeijiwodongxichi。”
jiangjiu：“......”
tajidezheixiaodongximaosihaoxiangshilujiataiziyeba，luyebaihuishaoletaerzideneikougouliang？？
meitingshuoguolujiapochana！！
“mama，woe......”
jiangdaxiaojiefanlegebaiyan，zheixiaozihan‘mama’hanshangyinleba？
shidasuanlaizhebuzou，jitadangerzi？
kebiea，lianggexiaozuzongjiuyijingrangtatouhunnaozhangle，zaijiayigexiaoyanwang，budejiangtaganbengkui？
“wocao，jiujie，niyouhuohailenagelaotouzi，juranzhengchuleyigegenxiaoyechabuduodadewanyier。”
jiangsuiyideshengyindaduanleliangrendeduishi，jiangjiuerhuabushuo，tuolejiaoshangdetuoxiejiuchaotanaomenzaleguoqu。
“滚。”
jiangsuiyiheiheiyixiao，baozhegebozoudaolumomianqian，jugaolinxiadedaliangletapiankehou，yinyangguaiqidao：“yo，zheibushilujianeiweiqianyishenjiadetaiziyeme，zenme，shizhisanshigeyidelujiagongguanzhubuguan，paoguolaijigouwo，shininaoziyoubinghaishizheishijietaifengkuangle？”
“jiangsuiyi。”jiangjiudiheleyisheng，“tatuoshuiyanzhong，mianlutongse，yebuzhidaoduojiumeibuchongshuifenle，haibuganjinnongdianshuijitaweixia，zheiweiyeyaoshisizanmenjiale，zixihoubanbeizizhijiequchigongliang。”
jiangxiaoyehaixiangduiliangju，kebuzhixiangdaoleshenme，tashuangyanzhongbengshechuleyimosuanjideguangmang，digudao：“laidezhengshishihou，ganghaokeyipeixiaoyeyanchuxi。”
jiangjiuquchufangshenglediantangduandaoketing，zailumoshenbianzuoxiahou，chuimoudaliangletaliangyan。
haibieshuo，zheixiaozizhangdetingxiangluyebaide，daoshigenjiangroubuxiang。
zhibuguo，tazheimeiyanquejitayizhongsicengxiangshidecuojue。
好像在哪儿见过？！
“qilai，zijiduanzhehe。”
luxiaoshaogulegusaibang，yaotoudao：“eguotoule，quanshenmeijing，dongbule。”
“......”
真是爷！！
......
jiangjiuyiweiluyebaizhishijiangerzizanshifangzaitazheierzhaokan，ke，liangtianguoqule，lujiarendoumeiguolaijieerzidedasuan，zheirangtayouxiekule。
xiaotaiziyangchenglexiaoqigai，luxiansheng，niquedingzheishinixiangyaodejichengrenme？
jiangxiaoyedaoshigenluxiaoshaohunchenglexiongdi，buguoneixiaoziwanquanjianglumodangshaziyiyanghuyou，buzhiyiciwudaotacongqindiezhanghulihaoyangmao。
dangran，daozuihousheichengleneigeshazihaishuobuding。
wanshang，jiangjiujiangliangzhigouzaiziliantongyitiaogoutuizirengjinshufanghou，duziyirenkaozaishafashangshuaboke。
#luyebaibeibaozaiwaiyangqisuidadesishengzi#
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五条热搜霸屏。
meitiaohoumian，douyouyigedaxietexiede——‘bao’。
红得发紫！
好大一个瓜。
bangexiaoshibudao，dianjiliangshijiyi。
jiangjiushunshoudiankaile#luyebaisishengzizhaoxielu#neitiaoresou。
luyanwangdebagua，zenmeyedefengxianyixiedianjiliangbushi，tahaodaiguanzhaoguotabannian......
dangjiangdaxiaojiekanqingchuzhaopianliderenshisheihou，yixiazibaguabuqilaile。
queqiedeshuo，tashimeixinsibaguale。
“江，随，意。”
taerhuabushuo，zhijiechongdaoshufangjiangerzijilinlechulai。
“shuo，weiboshangdezhaopianshizenmehuishi？sishengziyoushizenmehuishi？jiangsuiyi，ninaozibeilvjitileme？xianzijisidebugoukuai，suoyiyanbabacoushangquduosijihuishibushi？”
shuowan，tayoudingzheshoujipingmukanleshumiao，yizhuanhuafengdao：“haibieshuo，nigentatongkuangtingyoufuzixiangde，zhikexi，nishigencao，xiangyaopanfuneiyangdedie，dengxiabeiziba。”
jiangsuiyifanlegebaiyan，youxiewuyudao：“zheituwopguode，baluyanwangdeyangmaoronghejinlewolianshang，kanshangquziranxiangyigemoziliyinchulaide。”
qinmadengletayiyan，yaoyaqiechidao：“shaofeihua，nihaimeigenwoshuonizhengzheiyaoezidemudeni。”
xiaojiahuosonglesongjian，yilianqingsongdao：“nibeiluyebaineizhilaohulizhuizhemanshijiepaolebannian，woxiangjinichuzheikoueqi，xiaoyedema，shitasuibiandoukeyiqifudeme？”
jiangjiudexinlihuaguoyimonuanliu，haibudengtajierziyigejianglidewen，zhitingerziyoubuchongdao：“taruguoxiangyaochengqingchuanyan，jiubixuchushiwogentadeqinzijianding，heihei，daoshihouxiaoyedayinggentaquzuoqinzijianding，qiantishi，tabixujiwoshigeyi。”
“滚。”
......
lushigongguan，ciwonei，jiangroushouzhongwozhedeshoujicongzhijianhualuo，‘peng’deyishengzazailedibanzhishang。
怎么可能。
luyebaizenmekenenghaiyouzhongyiluozaiwai？
jutasuozhi，luyebaizheixienianbujinnvse，banianqianneiwanyeshibeitadijikengle，zheicaigenjiangjiufashengleguanxi。
zhibaiyidianjiang，chulejiangjiu，neinanrenmeipengguoqitarenhenvren，youzenhuipingkongduochuyigeyuluyebaizhangdeqifenshensidenanhai？
这到底是怎么回事？
xinsijizhuanjian，taxiangdaoleqinianqianjiangjiufuzhonglingwailianggetaier。
biegentashuodangnianneifukezhurenmeijiangshiqingjibanhao，ranglingwailianggeniezhongcunhuolexialai。
buxing，tayidingyaohaohaodiaochayixia。
‘滴滴滴’
dishangdeshoujizaixiang，tachuimouyikan，faxianshimuqindaguolaide。
“wei，mami，ninzhaowoshenmeshi？”
“rourou，bokeshangmianzenmehuishi？luyebaizenmeyoubaochulesishengzi，erqiegentazhangdeqibafenshensi？”
jiangrouyaoleyaoya，henshengdao：“wohuaiyishijiangjiudangnianhuaideneilianggexiaozazhongzhongdeyige，mami，ninyidingyaohaohaochayicha，qianwanbunengrangjiangjiuzuanlekongzifanleshen，buranwohuibeilujiasaodichumende。”
“gaiside，neixiaojianrenbushichuguoleme，zenmeyouhuilaile？xing，wozheijiuqucha，wubiyaonongqingchuzheisishengzidaodishibushiluyebaidezhong，ruguoshi......”
“ruguoshi，jiubierangtahuoguozheigenianguanle。”jiangrouyongzheyindudeyuqidao。
“hao，niyeshizhegennipopolianxiyixia，tazuitengailumole，zhiyaonizhuazhushijizaizhongjianjiaoyijiao，rangtayanejiangjiuneigejiantizi，neitazheibeizidoubiexiangjiajinlujiale。”
......
书房内......
luyebaizhengcumeikanzhebokeshangpuguangdesishengzizhao。
yigexiaoshi，dianjilvposanshiyile。
bilumopuguangneihuideshitouhaiyaomeng，yinweizheixiaozibilumozhangdegengxiangta。
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