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第15章
“小外甥！”
suyunshenjianzhemianqiansangenaishengnaiqidexiaomengbao，xindouyaoronghuale。
yixiazibaoqilesangehaizi。
suzichenzhalezhalingdongdeshuangyan，“mami，zheibuhuishinixinzhaodediediba？zheiyitouxizhitang，yikanjiubushihaoren。”
xiaoqiangezeshizhizhetalingkoushangkouhongyin，yansudejiaoyu：“mami，zheinanrenzhendebuxing。”
“mami，suirannidanlewunian，danshiyebuzhiyubufenhaohuaiba？”erbaosuzimoyikaikou，bianshidushedaolejizhi。
suranwenroudemozhesangehaizidenaodai，qingshengxiyudejieshi：“tashinimendejiujiu，bushibaba。”
“舅舅？”
sangexiaonaiwayidaokanxianglesuyunshen。
suyunshenziliandefuzheetouaozishi：“zenmeyang？shibushiganjueyouyigezheimeshuaidejiujiu，toutaimeitoucuo？”
“haoleashen，xianzaiyijinghenwanle，daihaizimenhuiquxiuxiba。”suranxiaozheyaoyaotou。
sanrenzheicaiyidaojiezhehaizihuidaolesujia。
gangdaojiamenkoudeshihou，sunianjiunachulezaozaozhunbeihaodemianjukouzailesuzimolianshang。
yinsedemianjuyingraozhedandandeguangmang，guimeieryoushenmi，suiranzhinengzhezhubanzhanglian，danshiyezuyi。
“mami，weishenmezhidandujiwodaimianju？”
suzimochajuedaosuzichenhesuqiangemeiyoudaimianju，mingandexunwen。
suniancaocaojieshi，“yinweizanmenjiaerbaozhangdezuishuai，mamashiweilebaohunia。”
surouroujianguozhananchen，ruguotajianzheerbaohezhananchenzhangdeyiyang，zhibudingdenongchushenmeyaoezi。
suoyi，tabudeyizhinengzheimezuo。
“erbao，nidayingmama，zhiyaozaizheigejia，wulunruhedoubuyaozhaixiazheigemianju，haoma？”
suzimojiantarucirenzhen，bieniedeniutou：“zhidaole。”
danxinli，queshiananshiluo。
tayueshihesuzichen、suqiangedaiyubutong，tajiuyueshiyixinzhong。
nandao......wozhendebushimamiqinshengde？
diertianyizao，suniandaizhesangehaizixialou，caifaxianweixiazaojiuzaicantingzuoxiale。
jianzhesunianlaile，zheicailijixiaozhezhanqi：“niannianqilaile，yo，zheijiushinidehaiziba？zhei，zheitinglihaideha，yishengjiushenglesan。”
tazhudongjiangzaocanyiyibaihao，“lailailai，chizaocan，wodoujinimenzhunbeihaole。”
“wushixianyinqin，feijianjidao。”suzimozuozaizhuoshang，yiyankanchuanleweixiadexinsi。
weixiazheicaixixidaolai，“nianniana，youjianshiayixianghenishuoshuo。yiqianni，nijiuheayishuoguo，nibuxiangjichengsushijituan，yebuxihuanbangongguanshi。
dangran，qugongsiguanshiguanrenhenleide。suirannihesuran、suyunshenbushiwoshengde，danshinimendoushiwohaoguimidehaizia。wobanimendangwozijidehaiziyiyangduidai，woyebuxiwangnimenzheimelei。”
pudianxujiu，zhongyushuodaozhengti：“suoyia，wojiuxiang，zheimenkuchashiburujiurangrouroulaizuoba。nifangxin，yihourouroujichenglesushijituan，yidinghuihaochihaohedezhaodainimen。
nimenyijiushisujiadedaxiaojiehedashaoye，buhuikuidailenimende。zhengqianjiurangrourouquzheng，nimenjiuzuozaijialihuaqianjiuhaole。nikan，rourouxianzaishouliyejiuzhiyoubaifenzhiershisandegufen。
zheizaigongsishuohuayebuhaoshi，nikanniergesuyunshenneihaiyoubaifenzhiershidegufen。ruguozheiershidegufendaolerouroudeshouli，neirouroudediweikejiuwenle。nianniana，niherourouxianglaiguanxizuihao，heqinjiemeiyiyang，nibuhuibubangtaba？”
sunianxinzhonglengxiao，weixiahesurourouzheiruyisuanpandadekezhenhao。
haoyijusurourouzhengqian，tamenzhiguanhuajiuhaole。zhipadaoshihouruoshisurourouzhendededaolesujiadaquan，kongpadiyigejiuyaobatamenzheiyijiaquanbusaodichumen。
erqie，zheiweixiamunvhongzouletahesuranshoulidegufenhaibugou，xianzaihaitanxindaolesuyunshenshoulidegufenshangle。
“bang，wodangranhuibang。”
weixiaxishangmeishao，neijiaoyigekaixin：“neijiuhao，neinianniana，nidasuanshashihourangsuyunshenbaneiershidegufenzhuandaorouroumingxia？”
taxinzhonganxi，guoranshitaxiangduole，zheisunianhaishiyirujiwangdehaopian。
“ayi，wokeshinasurouroudangqinmeimeide，wozenmerenxinkantaneimexinxinkukuzhengqianjiwomenhuani？suoyiwoxiangweitajianqingfudan，suoyi，ayi，surouroushenmeshihouguihaiwohewodajiedegufen？”
suniandandanxiaozhe，qiaoxiaoqianxideyanlidaizhejifenbiyadeguangmang。
weixiazenmedoumeixiangdaosuniansuoshuodebangshizheimeyigeyisi。
tazhidegangadexiaozhe：“buxinku，tayoushenmexinkude？nimanmanchi，wowoturanxiangqiwohaiyoushi。”
tacongmangtaoli，xinlizhidigu：zheigesunian，shenmeshihoubiandezheimejingmingle？
dingdong，zhanjitingfalaideduanxin：badianbandaozhanshijituan。
tabuzhidaozhanjitingfalaideduanxinlihulimaizheshenmeyao，youyuyifanhouhaishijuedingguoqu。
sunianyikanshijian，yijingbadianyishile。
talaibujizhunbei，zuilidiaozheyikuaimianbaojiujicongcongchumen：“erbaosanbaoxiaobao，guaiguaizaijia，mamachuqule。”
louxia，sunianzhengzaiweidabudaochuzucheerzhejideshihou，suyunshenjiuyijingkaizheyiliangzhangyangdefalalichuxianzailetademianqian。
“shangche，ergesongni。”
sunianshangche，zheicaifaxian，suyunshenshenshanghaichuanzheshuiyi，toufayeluanzaozaode，kanqilaigangqichuangdeyangzi。
erfujiashizuoshanghaitiezheyizhangkeaidetiezhi：xiaomeizhuanzuo。
sunianxinlinuannuande，yanliyeshanshuozhemouguang。
shangyishitashousurourouhexiaozishengtiaobo，bujinyuanlilesuranhesuyunshen，shenzhihetamenduanjueleguanxi。
taergesuyunshennamingchongta，batazheigexiaomeibaizaidiyiwei，shenzhigaoyufumu。keshitaquezaisurouroudetiaoboxiayicicishangtadexin。
“二哥，谢谢你。”
“heergekeqisha？zhiyaonixiang，ergedemingdoukeyijini。”suyunshenyanlifanlanzherenzhendeguangmang，zheicaizhenzhengdemeikongkuangmo。
rujinzheigedian，zhengshizaogaofengdeshiqi。
路上堵的水泄不通。
suyunshenzhuyidaosunianpinpinkanshijian，“ganshijian？”
“ng。”sunianzhoumeihuida，zhanjitingshoushi，tabuxiangzaikaishijiuyinweichidaobeilaxiahuabing。
suyunshenturanzhuajinfangxiangpan，haibuwangtitietixingyipangdesunian：“zhuajinanquandai。”
xiayimiao，nanrenbianshiyijiaocaishangleyoumen。
falalifachuteshudepaocheshenglang，zhijiewangqianzhuangqu。
bamianqianduzhedecheyiliangliangzhuangkai，zhuangleyilu，huoshengshengzhuangchuleyitiaolu。
erzheiliangche，yechabuduobaofei。
简直是！
youayoubujiangdaoli，hairangrentaoyanbuqilai。
zhuanglechuqu，henkuaisuyunshenjiubeichezhumenjilanlexialai。
“erge......”sunianbufangxintadeqingkuang。
suyunshenzeshiqingpaizhenvrendenaodai，anfuzheta，manyanchongni。
“ergemeishi，quba，zheiliyouerge。”
jianzhesunianzoulezhihou，tacainachulekaheshuakaji，“bujiushipeiqianma？lailailai，paihaodui，yigegeshuaka，zhiyaobudanwuwoxiaomeidezhengshi，qiandousuanbuleshenmeshi。”
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