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“ai，zheikeruheshihao？”tangmingpoweikunao。
tazheiduanshijianqueshiwuxinfanre，baozaoyinu。
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zheihuaqueshirangzhongrenjingyabuyi。
“天师？”
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“zhishi......”
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yeqingyangkanledayueyouliangsanfenzhong，huiguotouduitangmingshuodao：“nidebinggenzhaodaole！”
“啥？”
zheijuhuayourupingdijinglei，shunjianzaizhongrenzhizhongjidangkailai。
zaichangsuoyourenwubuzhenjing。
zheijiahuokanleyiyanbangonglou，bingyinjiuzhaodaole？
tangmingxichuwangwai，ganjinshangqian，gongshenwendao：“yexiansheng，qingwenwodebingshizenmelaide？”
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yeqingyangqueshimolemoduzi：“ai，kelianwozheiduzi，zhongwujiumeichifan......”
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linjunlongxiaolexiao：“shide！”
tangmingjiaojideshuodao：“neikuaikaixiba！”
“e，kaixi！hahaha！”linjunlongdeyidaxiao：“hao，kuaikaixi！rangqingyangkuaikuaitianbaoduzi，yehaobangtangzongkanyuyifan！”
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