《yintianzi，huxianjiadao》shiwangshisichuangzuodeyibuxuanyilingyixiaoshuo，zhujiaoliujiayixiaoxiaodegushilingrendongrong。zaizheigelingrenzhixideshijiezhong，liujiayixiaoxiaojinglileyixiliejingxindongpodemaoxian，tongshiyexianrujiujiedeganqingjiugezhizhong。zheibenxiaoshuochongmanxijuxingheyinrenrushengdeqingjie，bidinghuixiyindaliangduzhedeguanzhu。dantamenruwoershu，shenzhihaixiangjiangwocongzhuzhuoshangganxiaqu，zheiwojiudehaohaogentamenshuodaoshuodaole......“yuanlaizhishigetibuya？”woqingmie……。
第12章
“二叔？”
woxinzhongyixi，jimangjietongledianhua。
kemeidengwokaikou，dianhualibianxiangqileyidaomoshengdeshengyin：“qingwennirenshiliuzhimingma？”
刘知命？
neibujiushiwoershudemingzima？
“认识！”
woxintoukuangtiao，turanjiuyouyizhonghenbuxiangdeyugan......
“我是他侄子！”
womangwendao：“nishishei？woershudeshoujizenmehuizainideshouli？”
“他出事儿了！”
duifangdeyuqisihuyouxiejiaoji：“niyaoshifangbiandehua，nengbunengganjinlaiyitangxiangxi？”
“湘西？”
woxintouyizhan，guoranhaishichushierlema？
“他怎么了？”
woturanjianxiangqihuxianzuowantidaoguodexiangxiwujia，jimangyouwen：“nishiwujiaderenduima？”
“是！”
duifangzhangsonglekouqi：“yuanlainizhidaozheishierya？neijiuhaobanle，wofaniyigedizhi，nikuaiganjinguolaiba！”
“wanlekejiulaibujile......”
huayingangluo，yebudengwohuihua，duifangjuranjiubadianhuajiguale？
“靠！”
woqidedama，ganjinyoubadianhuadalehuiqu，xinshuonidaoshishuoqingchudianerya？
woershudaodichushenmeshierle，zenmejiulaibujile？
kedangwobadianhuadahuiqushi，ershudedianhuajuranyoudabutongle？suijiwojiushoudaoleyitiaoduanxin，danquezhiyousangezi：longshanxian！
wolaibujiduoxiang，ganjinjiuyongshoujisouleyixia，faxianneishiyigetebiepianyuandexiaoxiancheng，dichuwulingshanfudi，liwozuyousanbaiduogongli。
“怎么办？”
dezhileershuchushidexiaoxi，wozhenggerendouhuangle，naozilidediyifanyingjiushi，wodeganjindadianhuatongzhiwoba。
zheishierkongpadeyoutachuma，bijingwohaizhishigexuesheng......
kewogangnaqishouji，huxiandeshengyinbianzaicixiangqi：“biedale，haishinizijiquba！”
“jirannidouyijingpojiele，neibianbuyongzaigujiniershudedingzhule，niyijingchushile，shishihougaichuqulilianyixiale......”
“liujinideshijianyijingbuduole，yaoxianghuoming，nijiubixujinkuaidechengzhangqilai！”
“erqiewoyouyizhonghenqiangliedeyugan，cixingnideshouhuoyinggaihuijida......”
“哦？”
woyanqianyiliang，turanjianxiangdao，wobaduifengshuiyiqiaobutong，jiusuantaqulekongpayeqibudaoshenmetaidadezuoyong。
他可能还不如我呢？
danwentishiwoxianzaixuyaojiezhuxuexiaolideyangqi，huozheguancailideyinqicainengyangaizhuzijideteshumingge，yidanqulexiangxi，wanyiyaoshiyinlailezhiqiandesheyao，huozhebiedeshenmekepadedongxi......
“放心吧！”
huxiansihuzaojiuxiangdaolezheidian，rangwobuyongdanxin，shuoshizheigewentiyijingjiejuele！
jishiwoyihoubuzhuxiaole，woyebuyongzaishuidaoguancailile......
“真的吗？”
wodaxiguowang，gangxiangyaowentashenmeshihoujiejuede？taquecuiwoganjinchufa，wanlekejiuzhenlaibujile......
“好！”
wojimangdiantou，diyishijianbianganhuilebaishidian，jiandandeshoushiyixiahou，suijiwojiuchufale，zhijiezailubianlanleliangchuzu。
zheishiwozhenzhengyiyishangdediyicichuyuanmen！
wodedouliyigongjiuzhiyouliangqiankuaiqian，wopasijizaiwo，shangcheqianwohaiteyikanleyiyansijidemianxiang。
yintangmingliangkaikuo，bizhengqiebitouyourou，shidianxingdehaorenmianxiang，yinggaibuhuizaiwo。
wozhangsonglekouqi，kedangqichexingshishanggaosu，woquemengranjianfaxian，zheijiahuodezuoxiabashangjuranzhangleyikeheizhi？
坏了！
wogedengleyixia，yinweizheiyushizhetamashangjiuyaofayibixiaoxiaodehengcai！
不会真的要宰我吧？
kewodeshenshangyigongjiuzhiyouliangqiankuaiqian，jiusuanwoquanjita，maosiyedabudaohengcaidebiaozhunba？
huaizhetantedexinqing，dayuesixiaoshihou，womenzhongyudidalelongshanxian。
gangxiagaosu，wojiulijibodawoershudedianhua，danquehaishidabutong！
wojidegouqiang，ganjinyoujiduifangfaleyitiaoduanxin，shuowoyijingdaole，rangtaganjinbajutidedizhifawo。
jieguojuranlianduanxinyemeihui？
“混蛋！”
wopokoudama，zhengbuzhigairuheshihao。
jiuzaizheishi，pangbiandelukouqueturanchongchuleyiliangheisedeluhu，zhijielanzhulewomen，chadianerjiuzhuangshangle！
“卧槽！”
“什么情况？”
woheleyitiao，sijigengshimamalielie：“nizenmekaichede？”
shuozhejiuyaoxiachequgenduifanglilun，buliaoduifangquelvxiandakailechemen，jingzhijiuxiangwomenzouleguolai......
neirenchuanzheheisedexifu，nianlingbuda，danquemanlianlengku，yikanjiubuhaore。
sijihedemengyisuobozi，ganjinyoubachemenjiguanshangle，erduifangzewanquanwushilesiji，jingzhizouxianglefujiashi，shangqianbianqiaoleqiaowopangbiandechechuang：“qingwenshiliujiadeguikema？”
shuozhejiucongdoulitaochuleyigeshouji，zhijiezaiwomianqianhuangleyixia。
那是我二叔的手机！
woyanqianyiliang，kanlaitayinggaijiuzhiqianjiwodadianhuadeneiren，nanguaitameiyoufajutidedizhijiwo，hezheshizaigaosulukoudengzhewoni？
“是我！”
wojimangdiantou，ganjinjiuxiachele，tadalianglewoyiyan，sihushijianwoyouxietainianqingle，buyoudezhoumei：“niqueding？”
“当然！”
wodianlediantou，suiranyouxiebushuang，danwojizhejianwoershu，landegentajijiao，zhijiejiuwendao：“woershuzenmeyangle？”
“哟呵？”
tanulenuzui：“haizhenshiliujiade？”
“hushuonimenliujiahaodaiyeshifengshuishijia，zenmejiupailenizheimegelengtouqingguolai？”
“废话少说！”
wobailetayiyan：“woershutadaodizenmeyangle？”
tameiyouliwo，ershiziguzidetaochulingwaiyigeshouji：“renwoyijingjiedaole，qitarendoucheleba！”
shuozhejiuduiwozuolegeyaoqingdeshoushi，shayouqishidao：“qingba，liujiashaoye？”
wolandelita，dakaibeibaojiuyaotaoqianfuchefei，buliaotaqueqiangxianyibucongdoulitaochulehouhouyitachaopiao，dagaideyouyiwanduo，zhijiediujilesiji：“zouba！”
“啊？”
sijidangchangdoujingdaile，xianranmeiyouxiangdao，duifangjuranrucikuochuo？
我也有些愣神！
daobushiyinweiduifangchushoukuochuo，ershiwomeixiangdao，zhiqianwojisijisuandaodeneibihengcai，juranshiyingzailezheili？
dikuheizhi，hengcaiyici！
古人诚不我欺！
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