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“neibushinidie，taxianzaishiwodetongliao，difudeheiwuchang。”

haotingdaonengrangrenhuaiyundeshengyin，zaiwodeerpanxiangqi，rehuhudeqixipenzaiwodelianjia。

“haoyang，heiheihei......”

woshaxiaozhe，xiaoshoutoutouzaibaiwuchangdeshenshang，molaimoqu。

songshangmenlaidebianyi，buzhanbaibuzhan！

lingyibian，yishenheidewodie，dingzheyizhangheitanlian，bawocongshuaiguoguoshenshanghaoxialai。

“shouqinineifuhuachiyang，zheishinibaiwuchangbaishu，kuaijiaoren。”

“yihoudaoledifu，haideduoduokaonibaishuzhaoguyier。”

womengdongdengzheyishuangyan，kanzhemanliandazhezidelaodie，hexipinenroudeshuainanda。

renbuzhuyanleyankoushui：“baibaibaibaibai......”

“叔？”

wodiejiwoyigedabidou，ehenhendengwoyiyan，suihougenbaiwuchanggelianghaodigoujiandabei。

haibuwanghuitou，yuqibushan：

“choushenmechou，haibugenshang？”

“diedainishangdifu，jianzuzongqu！”

baiwuchangduiwoqianxiao，rumuchunfengbanwenrousishui。

shunjian，bawodehunerdougouzoule，yeyincimeiyoutingmingbaiwodiedeyanwaizhiyi。

woyibuyiqugenzaitamenhoumian，yilianhuachixiao。

去地府的路上。

wodezhi，laodiexianzaiyijingshidifudejianxigongwuyuan，zanqiedanrenheiwuchangyizhi。

meixiangdao，tadiyicigoudehun，jiushitaqinguinv。

这叫什么事儿啊？

guoran，haideshiwolaodiegenwoxinyoulingxi。

zheibu，xiangdaoyikuaierqule。

difugongwuyuan，qiantuwulianga！

daoledifu，wokandaowushudelinghunpaizhezhangzhangdedadui，yiyanwangbudaobianji。

baiwuchangfangfokanchuwodeyihuo，shanjierenyikaikou：

“zheishisiwangzhengmingchu，yejiushibanliguihunzhengdedifang，genyangjiandeshenfenzhengshiyigedaoli。”

wozhangdalezui，youxiechuitousangqi：“zheimeduoderen，depaidaoshenmeshihouqu？”

turan，youshiyigedabidou，dazaiwodehoubojing，suihoubianshiwolaodieyangyangdeyideshengyin：

“paishenmepai，zheierdeguanliyuanshinitainainai，haibushitayijuhuadeshier。”

“gendiezou，diedainirenrenzuzongmen！”

shuowan，yemeidengwofanyingguolai，ziguzituozhewoxiangqianzou。

guihunjianchachu、yinyangxiangwangqiao、wangchuanruhunju、bianliucunbu......

“zheishinizufu，zheishinicengzufu，zheishinitianzufu......”

wowanruguonianzouqinqi，mengbidiaigeerjiaoren，congdifumenkouyilujiaodaoyanwangdian。

好家伙！

bushiyijiarenbujinyijiamen，quandoubenzhedifugongwuyuanlaide！

hezhe，zhenggedifuzhizhong，woxuanmenyimaizhanlebanbijiangshana！

那我怂什么？

youzuzongbiyou，wogezheidifuhaibushichixianghela，hengzhezou......

wochazheyao，angshoutingxiong，zaigeweizuzongdeyitongcaozuoxia，chenggongchaduilaidaoleyanwangdianbaodao。

wocengzufushenmixixi，congdoulifanchulaiyidiexiaotiaodijiwo：

“nannana，zheigeshiwotuorenyaodedaan，denghuikaoshinizhaozhexiejiuxing。”

“fangxin，kaoshijudejiankaoguanshinizufu，tahuizhaozhenide。”

“nishiwoxuanmenzuihoudedumiaomiao，zhengquzheicibabaiwuchangdezhiweinaxialai！”

womudengkoudai，haiyouzheizhongcaozuo？

kezhengdangwozuozaikaochangshang，mianduizheshangmianhuisenandongdezifu，yizhentouda。

wokule：burenshi，yigezierdouburenshi......