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huoyingjiechibie，dunshiyusai。
zhouhuadefanying，yijingmingquebiaominghetaqianhetongderen，zhinengshiqinming，napazaichangdejiweidoushidongbuyaochangdedagudong，dantongyangmeiyouzheigezige。
erqie，keyiyujianyidanjintianqianyueshibai，neimeyejiubiaomingdongbuyaochangjiangchedishiquyudonghuajituanhezuodekenengxing。
“dage，zheigeqinmingtashisheia？”huoyingxionglaidaohuoyingjiepangbian，qingshengxunwendao。
zhouhuazaichang，huoyingjiebuhaoxiangtajieshi。
taiqizuoshou，kanlekanshouwanshangdemingbiao，zhouhuayiranyouxiebunaifan，dao：“huojiazhu，wodeshijianhenjin，haiyouyaoshiyaochuli。jiranqinxianshengbuzai，neimehetongdeshigairizaishuoba。”
“zhouzongshaoan，qinmingmashangjiudao，mashang……”
“最多半个小时。”
huoyingjiekanxiangshenbianzhongren，yigegeshensemangran，buzhisuocuo，jiulianliyanhongyuanbenxiangyaochenjijiejinzhouhua，jiuyinweigangcaiturandebiangu，niantoudunshiyedaxiaole。
“huaner，kuaiqujiaonijie，lengzheganshenme，kuaiquya。”
nenggoudiyishijianheqinminglianxideren，weiduhuoxiantong。
yinweihuoyingjiezhizhidaoqinmingzanzhulixinlvguan，bingmeiyoutadelianxifangshi。zhouhuayijingmingquebiaotai，zhiyoubangexiaoshi，zheiyiquyihuishijianshangkendinglaibuji。
蹬蹬蹬——
huohuanxinjihuoliaodelaidaoloushang，zhijianhuoxiantongjusangdunzuozaiqianggen。
“jie，kuaikuai，bayoujishizhaoni。”
“找我？”
xiadeloulai，laidaoyuanzili，kanzheyigegeshuxidemiankong，suoyourenjihudouzaizheiyikebahuoxiantongdangzuolejiumingdedaocao。
“xiantong，nitinghua，lianxiqinming，rangtamashanggandaowomenjia，shimashang，zongzhijinkuai。”
“ba，jiaotalaiganshenme？”
“biewenle，lianxita，kuai。”
duiyuturandebiangu，huoxiantongbumingsuoyi，yinweishixiansuokansuoting，yijingzaitadexinlichuxianlebuhaodejieguo。
而此刻……
huoxiantongnaqidianhua，bodachuyichuanhaoma，henkuaidianhuabeijieting。
“qinming，wobashuo……”
haibudenghuoxiantongshuowan，huoyingjiejiangdianhuaduoleguolai，jidao：“haonvxu，ninengbunengmashangdaojialilaiyitang，duiduidui，shimashang，haohaohao，buyaochaoguobangexiaoshia。”
dianhuaguaduan，huoyingjierufuzhongshisongleyikouqi。
yucitongshi，huoyingxiongdengrenzailiyufangheliyanhongdekouzhongzhidaoleqinming，zhengshidangriqianwangbieshudaizouhuoxiantonglikaideneigenanren，buguotamenyeyouxiechijing，huoxiantongzaibeitadaizouzhihou，tanhuanliuniandetajingranqijibanquanyule。
“zhouzong，qinminghenkuaijiudao。”
zhouhuadianlediantou，danmeiyouhangsheng。
shijifenzhonghou，bieshudamenqiantingzheyiliangchuzuche，xiachederenzhengshiqinming。
huoyingjieqiansuoweiyouguodereqing，kuaibudeyingleshangqu。“haonvxu，nilaidezhenghao，zhouzongtadaole。”
taidudejieranzhuanbian，qinmingyouruhebuzhibeihoudeyuanyinni？
suizhehuoyingjiejinrubieshuneiyuan，tadeshixiandiyiyansuodinghuoxiantong，huoxiantongyezaitongshizouleguolai。
“qinming，wobuzhidaofashengleshenmeshi。”
pailepaitadeshoubei，binganshirangtafangxindeyanshen。
zheishiqinmingcaikanxiangzuozaishiyuanzhuoqiandezhouhuahechenmishu。
zhouhuaxuanjiqishen，zhudongshenchushoushihao。“qinxiansheng，kandaoniwojiufangxinle。”
qinmingdao：“zhouzongkeqi，qingzuo。”
gangcaizidaizhixingzongcaishenfendezhouhua，zaijiandaohuoyingjiedengrenshigaogaozaishangdezitai，dancikezaijiandaoqinmingdeshihou，fangfoguzilitouluchuyiguqianbei。
“qinxiansheng，zheifenshidongbuyaochanghewomendonghuajituanqianyuehetong，qingniguomu。”
chenmishushuangshoujianghetongdixiangqinming。
qinmingjieguohou，fangzaimianqian，bingmeiyouxianghuohuanneiyangzhuyijianchaneirongtiaokuan，naqibijiuzailuokuandedifangqianxiaqinmingliangzi。tongshi，zhouhuayezailuokuanchuqianxiazijidaming，shuangfanghuhuanhetong，gaizhangshengxiao。
“zhouzong，womendongbuyaochanggongxiaodequdaoxianzaijiudeyangzhangguigongsi。dangran，gengxiwangwomenshuangfanghuying，zhangjiuhezuo。”
“qinxianshengdakefangxin。yiwomengongsidequdaopingtai，zheiyibiliangqianwandedingdanbiranjianghuihenkuaichuxiao。zhiyujiexialaidesiqianwandingdan，daoshihouhaidemafanqinxiansheng。”
kuaisudeqianyue，jianduandejiaoliu，yijingzaixiangweizaipangbianderenwuxingzhizhongshuomingleshenme。
erzhouhuashiyigeshiyexinhenqiangderen，qianyuewanchengzhihou，jujuelehuoyingjiedengrenhaoyiwanliu，likebianhechenmishulvxianyibulikaile。
shuangshoupengzheyijingqianyuedehetong，cikehuoyingjielianshangdejinzhangxiaotui，yiliancanlan，rumuchunguang。
zheiyifendingdandedaolairufengganlin，chedijiejuelehuojiayaochangkucunjiyadewenti。
“haohaohao，taihaole。”
huohuanzoulechulai，dao：“ba，zheiliangtianwohezhouhuajianguosici，takanguohezuojihuazhihou，dangchangbiaotaishihewoqian。wobuzhidaozheigejiahuozaibeihougaoleshenmehuayang，danguigenjiedizheishiwodegonglao。”
hetongqianle，neimejiuyiweizhehuoyingjieyuqinmingshixianyueding，qinmingtababukenengbianchenglekeneng。
congxianzaizheiyikekaishi，huoyingjietamenjiudechengrenqinmingdeshenfen，bingqiehaiyaojiangdongbuyaochangbaifenzhiqidegufensongdaotashouli。
可是这么一来……
huoxiantongqichubuming，dankandaozhihoudeyiqie，yijingmingbaile。
yuanlaihuohuanshibaile，qinmingbandaole。
huoxiantongdao：“ba，zhenghaodangzheershutamendemian，xianzaigainibiaotaile。”
“ba，mingmingshiwo……”
huoyingjiedaduanlehuohuan，jianghetongshouleqilai，weixiaodekanzheqinming。“xiaoqina，niguoranmeiyourangwoshiwang，buguomuqianchoubeihunlideshihaoxiangtaiji，womenhuojiahaodaizaianpinghaiyouyidianmingsheng，zheimezhongdadeshi，zongbunenghanhu。zheiyangba，daiwozeyigejiri，jieshirangnihexiantongwanhun。”
qinmingfuhedao：“hunyindashi，fumudangyouzuozhuquanli。”
“duiduidui，youzheigequanli。”huoyingjiemangdao：“yiwoduidonghuajituandelejie，ququliangqianwandedingdan，xiangxinyaopinhenkuaijiuhuichuxiao。xiaoqina，xiagexingqisi，wojidehaoxiangshigebucuoderizi，chenzhelixianzaihaiyouliutianshijian，womenyeyoushijianzuozugoudezhunbei，ernini，nengbunengzaizheiqijianhezheiweizhouhuajiaguyixiaganqing，zuihaojinkuainaxiadierbidingdan？”
zaimeiqianxiadiyibihetong，huoyingjiehainengdangzhezhongrenchengyishenghaonvxu。
erxianzai，chenghuzhijiegaichenglexiaoqina。
biaomianshangdaoyemeishenme，guanjianjiuzaiyuhuoyingjiezheijuhua，hualiyouhua，yiyishenyuan。
果然老奸巨滑。
“wojinliangba，buhaoyisi，wohaiyouyidianshiyaochuli，jiubudaraole。”
“qinming，babayijingchengrennile，wogenniqu……”
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