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zheijuhua,shunjianjinulesunkai。
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sunkaiyaozheyashuodao:“sheibuzhidaonimenjiushijiajiehuneryi,nikongpalianqingxuedechuangdoumeishangquguo!nidengzhe,zongyouyitianwohuidaitinide!”
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“滴——”
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“sunkai,nixiansongkai,wo……”
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噗!
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“这是怎么回事?”
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