xiaoshuozhurengongshiwenxuxuhuosijuedexiaoshuoshi《yiwanqianqiyouyaotao》,tadezuozheshiq.guoguosuobianxiedehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo,neirongzhuyaojiangshu:huoshijituanzongcaidelaoposilehou,yourenfaxiantacongliangle,buzaizhanhuarecao,chengchengkenkendedaizheerziguorizi。zhidaoyouyitian,taxinpinqingdejiatingyishengshanglemen。“huozong,tingshuonineifangmianbuxing,yaowobangnikankanma?”“woxingbuxing,nibushihenqingchu?”huozongduanzheneizhangchuanshuozhongyijingcongliangdelian,muguangjiugendaoziside。jiatingyishengluohuangertao。lianggeyuehou,jiatingyishengchenggongshangwei。“huotaitai,nishizenmeranghuozongdakaixinfeide?zouchuduiwangqidesinianni?”“hehe,henjiandan,quyihaisongerle!”xinniangfenfenranyoulachulelianggexinlanggaopeidesuoxiaoban!!...
huosijueyoushiroulehaojiudemeixin,zheicaiyishuangxinghongdeyanjing,kanxianglefangzaichajishangdeneizhangzhitiao。
zhitiaohensuibian,jiushisuibiancongzhijinhelichouchulaidezhi,buguoshangmiandezi,queshifeichangdepiaoliang,suihoubifengkanqilaiyoudianzhinen,danshizhengtiqueshiyiqihechenggangjingxiuyi。
“这像什么字?”
“男人的字?”
xiaolinzuiduo,zhangkoujiushiyiju!
huosijuelikeyanshengengjiadehairenle,xuehongxuehongde,jiugenyaosharenyiyang。
“nanren?tadejianfu?”
“……”
啧!
zenmenengshuoshijianfuni?douyijingmeiguanxiderenle,yaoshuo,yeshinanpengyou,qingren,nalaidejianfu?
haimeibeiaidadexiaolin,youshikouzhixinkuai:“zongcainishuoxiaole,zenmenengshijianfuni?yaoshuo,neiyeshitaitaidenanpengyou,youhuozhe……laogong……”
“啪——”
yijuhuahaimeishuowan,guoran,zuosidetabeiyiyangdongxijihenhendezalianshangle!
“laogongshiba?haoa,nijintianyaoshibubazheigerenjiwachulai,wojiubanirengzaizhei,yibeizizuorenjia‘laogong’!!”
beichedijinuledenanren,bumanlexinghongdeshuangyandingzhezheigezhuli,kongbudejiuxiangshicongdiyulizuanchulaidemoguiyiyang。
“啊?”
xiaolinshuangtuidouledou,zhongyuhouzhihoujuedeqingxingguolaile。
“buyaoa,zongcai,woshuocuole,wobushizheigeyisi,zongcai……”
“滚!!”
“……”
xiaolinzuihouhaishicongjiudiandingcenggunlexialai,jixuzhaorenqule。
ertayizou,yigechuanzheduanqunzhuangrongshifenjingzhidenvren,zaijiudianbeihouchuxianle,takandaotachuqu,yanjinglilikebengshechuleyuandueryouchouhendeguangmang。
wenxuxu,nijuranmeisi?!
wunianle,yinweinidesi,woguxiayizhijinbulehuojiademen,erneigenanrenyebuzaitizheijianshi。benyiweihuangejinian,rangshijianchongdanjiuhaole,kexianzai,nijurangaosuwonimeisi?youyinhunbusandemaolechulai?!!
nvrenyuanhendezhengzhangliandoushiniuqude,yachigengshiyaodegezhizuoxiang。
jiuhaosi,henbudelikejiangwenxuxuwachulaisuishiwanduanyiyang!
wenxuxu,wojueduibuhuifangguonide!!
——
wenxuxuzheitiandepaoluhenshunli,bangwanshifen,tajiudaizhelianggehaizididaxiangxiakalinnayimajiale。
kalinnayima,qishishitalailemguohou,zaikelieryiyuanyizhideyigebingren。
dangchu,kalinnadeleyizhonghenqiguaidebing,zaiyiyuanyongxiyiyizhimeiyouhaozhuan,houlaiwenxuxukandao,biankailejijizhongyao,youjitashilezhen。
meixiangdao,tajingranquanyule。
yushicongneigeshihoukaishi,zheigekalinnajiuwenxuxufeichanghao,tashizaixiangxiakainongchangde,jingchanghuidaizheshuiguoshucailaikanwenxuxu,haiyoutadelianggehaizi。
jiuerjiuzhi,jiuchengletamenmuzisanzaizheigeyiguotaxiangweishubuduodeqinmiyourenle。
“nanxi,taibangle,nizhendedaihaizimenguolaile!”
gangdaozheigenongchang,zaojiujiedaolewenxuxudianhuadekalinnayimalikepaolechulai,shifenkaixindeyingjietamenmuzisanren。
“yima,ruoruobaobeiyelaileo,kuaibaobaoruoruo。”
ruoruoshizuixihuanzheizhongdifangle,yikandaoyimalaile,talikezaichelichaozhezheiyimazhangkailezijiroudududexiaogebo。
kalinnayimakandaole,xinlizaojiubeimengdeyitahutu。
dangxia,kalinnayimabaoleruoruo,wenxuxuzedaizheerzimobao,muzisanrenjiuzanshizhuzailezheigenongchangli。
liangtianhou,jiudangwenxuxumuzidaizhezheigenongchangli,yiweikeyishunshunliliduoguoqudeshihou,kalinnayimajiedaoleyigedianhua。
“nanxi,zhongxiaojiedadianhualaile,shuoshiyaozhaoni。”
钟小姐?钟晚?
wenxuxutingdao,meixiangneimeduo,congnvershenbianqilaijiujinwuzijieledianhua。
“喂,钟晚?”
“xuxu,dui……duibuqi,wozhendebushiguyiyaochumainide,tamenshuo……shuoyaobaworengxiaquweiyu,xuxu,wo……wobuxiangsi……”
sheiyemeiyouxiangdao,zheigedianhuayijieqilaihou,limianjingranchuanlailezhongwandekusheng,koukoushengshengshuozijibuxiangsi。
wenxuxushashiliansejubian!
sheiyaobatarengxiaquweiyu?
nandao,shihuosijue?neige**jingranzhaodaotale?!!
tayixiaziliandianhuadouwobuwenle,yizhangliangengshizaineiliqidaotieqing:“nixianzaizaina?”
钟晚:“我……”
“nigaosuta,tazhiyousanshifenzhong,sanshifenzhonghou,ruohaibuchuxianzaiwomianqian,nijiudengzhebeirengxiaquba!”
zhongwanzaidianhualiyijuhuadouhaimeiyoushuowan,lingyigeyinhendenanrenshengyinturanchuxianle,zheigeren,gezhelaoyuandedianhuaxian,wenxuxudounengganjuedaotadebaoliheshaqi!
果然是这个狗男人。
neixianzaizenmeban?tazongbunengdiuxiazheigehaoyoubuguanba?takegenzheijianshimeiyourenheguanxi。
wenxuxuqidaohunshenfadou,zuihouzhijie“pa”deyishengbadianhuajiguale。
huosijue,nizheige**!!
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