yinweiyifenjiangxiangbing,wogenquanjiaduanqinlezheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshilinyilinhan,yinweiyifenjiangxiangbing,wogenquanjiaduanqinlegushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang,neirongqingjiejidushushi。zhuyaojiangdeshimamadeshengyinjihuyaocichuanwodeermo。wogualedianhua。laopobaozhewo,pailepaiwodebei。yiqianwoyiweizhiyaowoduofuchuyixie,bamazong……
duimiananjingle,sihunanyizhixin,suihouchuanlaimasheng,“niguoranshiyande!sheixihannidepoyao?doushizuojiwairenkande!nijiwohuazaiduochouqian,yebujiyueyuedeyijuguanxin。”
wozaojiumamule,“didi,xiazhouyibaqiandadaowodekashang,fouzebieguaiwobukeqi!”
“nigan!niganwennididiyaoqianjiushishi!”
mamadeshengyinjihuyaocichuanwodeermo。
我挂了电话。
laopobaozhewo,pailepaiwodebei。
yiqianwoyiweizhiyaowoduofuchuyixie,bamazonghuikandaowodehao,yehuibajididideai,fenjiwoyidian。
kexianzai,wobuxuyaole。
……
zhouyixiawu,wohaishimeiyoushoudaoqian。
wojidididadianhua,tayejujie,danwaimaiappshangxianshitadekafeidianzhengzaiyingye。
yushiwobotonglejiejiaoyibangjingshenxiaohuodedianhua。
shijigenanrenwenzhedahuabei,chuanzhejinshenyi,doudouxie,zhidianleyibeikafei。
tamenzuozaikafeitingxuanhualiaotian、dayouxi。
haoduokerenjianzhuangniutoujiupao。
“balinhanjiaochulai!haiqian,haiqian,haiqian!”nanrenbianshuobianpaizhuozi。
kafeidianshididigenrenhehuokaide,hehuorenjianshibumiao,zhijiebatacongxiuxishituichulai。
didishuangyanhanlei,sesefadou,botonglewodedianhua,“linyi,nitaijuele!bujiushiyidiandianqian,nizhiyuma?”
“kafeidianyitiandoumeishengyile,wodehehuorenhenshengqi,nixianghaisiwo?kuairangtamenzou!”
woxiaole,“baqianhaiwo,tamenjiuzou!”
“ge,suanwoqiuni,zaikuanxianwosantianhaobuhao?”didideshengyinzhandou,daizhekuqiang,xianranbeihedaole。
我未置可否。
jinjiezhemamadalailejishigedianhua,woquanbuguaduan。
tingneibangjingshenxiaohuoshuo,linhanbeihedebitiyanleiliuleyilian,bazijiguodelisancengwaisanceng,conghouchuechoudeshaoshuixiangzilitaole。
wobujinxiangqichuzhongshiwobeiyibanghunhunbaling,wobiqinglianzhongdexiangmamaqiuzhu,mamaquefanshoushanlewoyierguang,bawodadaozaidi。
tabunaifandeshuo,weishenmetamenguangqifuwo,buqifubieren?yigebazhangpaibuxiang,kendingshiwozuorenyouwenti。
dandidiyinweizuobibeibanzhurenzema,tazhishihongzheyanhuijia,mamajiuxintengdedaitaqukanxinliyisheng。
bingqietadangtianxiawujiushaquxuexiao,genlaoshijulilizheng,daochu***jubao,zuihoubanzhurenbeitingzhidiaochatacaixiaoting。
meicixiangdaozheijianshi,wojiuxiangyouaileyijierguang。
jiuzaizheishi,wojiedaolenverdedianhua,tacuiwohuijiachidangao。
tayonglinghuaqianjiwobuleshengridangao。
woneixinyinuan,fanyingguolaishi,zaoyileiliumanmian。
yinanchaoshidetongnian,juranbeinverzhiyule。
guoran,diertian,mamajiunazhewosansuiguang**dezhaopianshadaolewosuozaidegongsi。
meijinmenyigeren,tajiutaochuzhaopian,lazhebierenkuhan:“wodeminghaokua,nimengongsidelinyiwangenfuyi,yichaodeshi,burenqinmayou!”
“nirenshilinyibu?tacongxiaojiushoujiaobuganjing,toudididelinghuaqian,nimenkuaibatakaichule!”
“tajiushizailixiaozirenshe,qishikoumendehen,lianfanqiandoubaipiaodidide。nimenlaobanzainaer?zheizhongrenkebunengyong。”
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