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tadexiaoliandanhongpupude，zuilihaihazhereqi。
kandechulai，shijiedaotadianhuahoujiukuaisupaolaijianta。
huozichenhuranjuedekuaileyixiazijiuqinrutadequanshen，liubianlemeiyigenxueguan，qinrulemeiyigemaokong。
titashiquetoudehanzhu，chunjiaogouzhe，shengyinhenqingrou，susumamadeqinrutaxin，“jiuzheimexiangwo？”
“sheiyaojianni！”xiafangfeixiangyebuxiangjiushuochukou。
tajianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo，haosiqingtianpilidangtouyiji，mingmingjiushitafaxinxijita，rangtalaixuexiaomenkoude，xianzaijuranzhengerbajingdeshuotaxiangtale？
taliandanbaohong，yizhihongdaoleergenzi，zhuanshen，“wohuiqule。”
zheidashu，shiguyidoutawanerdeba！
tashenshoulazhuta，“shiwoxiangjianni。”
砰——
xiafangfeinaodailiweichizhedanaozhengchangyunzhuandeneigenshenjingduanliele，xiaoxinzangputongputongjuliedetiaoyueqilai，ganqingdebolanzhenzhenqifu，xiangdahaizhangchao，yilanggaoguoyilang，butingdezhuangjizhetadetoumingdexiaoxinzang，doukuaiyaosuile。
他这是什么意思？
taqudiaolechifandeshijian，paochulaihetajianmian，yiweishiyoushenmezhejideshi，nandaojiushixiangyaohetashuoyijuhua？
zheigedashunaohuilushifenjingqi，rangrenzhuomobutou。
tayoujiangshenzizhuanhuiguoqu，mianduizheta，shenxiyikouqi，“dashu，nizhidaowoyihuierhaiyaoshangxue，niyaoyoushijiukuaidianshuoa！”
“nichifanlemei？”tadichendesangyinyouyouxiangqi。
xiafangfeiyouxiehaoxiao，yijiedaotadedianhuajiufeichulaile，naliyoushijianchifana。
“nijuedeni？”tazhoujinlemeitou，juzhezui，dongzhebizi，gezhigezhideyaozheya。
一副不满。
talakaifujiashizuodemen，“shangche。”
“去哪？”
“上了车再说。”
xiafangfeiyouyu，chichimeiyoushangche。yinweitabuzhidaotayaozuoshenme，wanyiyihuierganbulaishangke，chidaolezenmeban？
erqie，xianzaiyoulaileyigeluanqi，taderizizheshibuhaoguoa。
tayanmoushensui，lunkuojingzhi，shoujixufangzaimenshang，“nijuedewomenyaojixuzheiyangjiangchixiaqu？”
“a？”xiafangfeimingbaiguolai，kankansizhou，yijingyourenyongqiguaideyanshenzaidaliangzhetamenle。
yaoshihehuozichenjianmiandexiaoxichuandaoluanqideerli，neijiumafanle。
xiafangfeibuzaixiangqita，kuaisutiaoshangche，guanshangchemen，duizhehuozichendao：“kuaikaiche。”
xianlikaixuexiaomenkouzaishuo。
huozichenzhidaotayidingmeiyouchifan，daizhetalaidaoyijiayuyuanxuan。
kandaomenkouzhuangxiuderucigaodashang，xiafangfeihaishichiyileyixia。
bijingzhibuguoshichiyidunwufaneryi，meiyoubiyaozheimelangfei。
“zouba！”tabuyiweiyideqianzhexiafangfeideshouzoulejinqu。
liangrenzuozaierloudebaojian，suiranshuoshixieyiqiyuejiehun，danxianzaibushihaimeiyoujiehunma？
jiuzheiyangdandudechulai，youdianmaosiyuehuideganjiao，zheizhongganjueqishibingbutaihao，tayouxiebuzhisuocuo。
“buyongjinzhang，zhibuguoshichigefaneryi。”shengyinchunhoudichenhenhaoting。
xiafangfeibiebiezui，takezhenshilengjing，huoxuzheiyangdechangmiantamianduiguowushucileba！
buranzenmekenenghuiyidianyebujinzhang？
xiafangfeinulijichuyimoxiaorong，“bujinzhang，yidianyebujinzhang。”
huozichenkanleyixiashijian，youyoukaikou，“xianzaicaishierdianban，nimenyinggaishiliangdianbanshangke，jiusuanhuafeibangexiaoshihuiqu，yeyouyigebanxiaoshidechifanshijian，chuochuoyouyu，suoyinigenbenbuxuyaozheji，manmanxiangshoujiuhao。”
xiafangfei：“……”shuodetawuyanyidui。
duiyuxiafangfeilaishuo，chifanjiushirichangdelixinggongshi，nalilaineimeduodexiangshou！
服务员点上来菜单。
xiafangfeibenlaishixiangyaoshenshou，dangangshenchushoubingshenlehuilai，yaozhidaohehuozichenzheiyangdedarenwulaichifan，tayaoshihuluandianxieruanjiaoxia，gujitahuizaoxindeba！
bijingshenghuocengcibuyiyang，pinweiye——
“feifei，xihuanchishenmejiudianshenme。”huozichenjiangcaidanbenfangzaitademianqian，qingroudesangyinrutonghanyezhongdieluodeyikeyunshi。
tadeshengyintaiguohaoting，daizheguhuorenxindemoli，daozhixiafangfeiguishishenchade“e”leyisheng，bingnaqicaidanzhendedianqilaile。
tameiyujiansuzhankailai，daizhechunfengbandexiaoyi，hefuwuyuanshuohuadeshengyindoushifendeqingtianrutongqingchedequanshui，“woyaozheige，zheige，haiyouzheige……e，duile，zaijiwolaiyigesanxiantang。”
xiafangfeiheshangcaidanben，juedebutaituoyouwenhuozichen，“nixiangyaochishenme，wobangnidian？”
tashuangshouheshi，chuzhexiaba，weiweimiyanguazheqianxiaokanzheta。
“bule，diannixihuanchidejiuhao，wobutiaoshi。”
“neihaojiuzheixiele。”tabacaidandijifuwuyuan，youlimaodeshuoleju，“xiexie！”
很快饭菜送了上来。
xiafangfeinachukuaizidijilehuozichenyishuang，suijijiuyaokaidong。
“zichengege，niyelaichifana，haoqiao！”
luanqideshengyinchuxianzaitadeshenhou，suijilianzhenggerendouchuxianzaitademianqian。
xiafangfeibudongshengse，jialeyikuairoufangjinzijidewanli，wanquanjiudangluanqibucunzai，zigudechileqilai。
tachubianbujing，shengyinyouxieleng，“ng，feifeishuoxiangchizheilidejiachangcai，suoyiwochoudianshijiandaitaguolai。nini，hepengyoulaima？”
jiandandeyijuhua，jiuyijingshuominglezijidelichang，shidai‘xinai’defeifeilaichifan，yiqiedoushiweileta，erqiewentashibushuodaipengyoulai，yinyutakuaidianlikai，zheilibuhuanyingni。
kexi，luanqimeiyoutingchuqizhongdehanyi，yiliankaixindishuodao：“meiyoua，woshiyigerenlaide，nenggouzaizheiliyujianzichengegezhenshiyuanfena！zichengege，wokeyiheniyiqichima？”
tademianse，chaneishijianbianchenglehuise，“zheigeniyaowenfeifei，woyiqiedoutingfeifeide。”
luanqiliansehennankan，yanjinggensiyuyanyiyang，xiongqiangzhongquanbudoushinuhuo，jinjinyishunjianlianshangdebugantunqu，luchuleyouhaodexiaorong，“xiatongxue，ruguobujieyidehuakeyiheniyiqichifanma？”
xiafangfeilenglengdehuileyiju，“ruguowoshuowojieyinijiuhuilikaima？”suihouxiafangfeiyeliekaizuiweixiaoqilai，“gangcaidehuashikankaiwanxiaode，haole，guolaizuoxiaba！”
luanqikaixindezuolexialai，zigudezhaoshoujiaofuwuyuantianjiayifuwankuai。
xiafangfeipingshijiuchidebijiaokuai，jintiankandaoluanqiweikoujianledaban，buguoyechidechabuduole，huozichenjihumeizenmedongkuai，shibushidejixiafangfeijiacai。
henkuai，xiafangfeifangxiakuaizi，cheguozhijincazui，“wochibaole。”
huozichenqishen，“wosongnihuiqu。”
“嗯。”
huozichenhenzirandewanshangxiafangfeideyaoshen，haixixindetitanabao，likaibaofang。
luanqikuaisudegenshang，“zichengege，woyeyaohuixuexiao，zaiwoyichengba！”
tadeyanzhongqinzhebingleng，yuqiqingya，“baoqian，woyoujiepi，wodechecongbuzaiwairen。”
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