zaihuaxiaoloudexiaoshuo《yingxiongjiumeihou，meinvzongcaifeiwobujia》zhong，tangxiaoxiayiningshiyiweifuyoumeilihezhihuiderenwu。gushiweiraozhetangxiaoxiayiningzhankai，miaohuiletangxiaoxiayiningzaiyigechongmantiaozhanhejiyudeshijiezhongdechengzhangzhilv。tongguoyugezhongrenwudexiangyuhejingli，tangxiaoxiayiningzhujianrenshidaozijidejiazhiheshiming，bingyongyongqihecongmingcaizhikefulezhongzhongkunnan。“ai，nianqingrenma，budongshi，ziranshiyaohaohaojiaoyude，bijingwoyebushigexihuanbaolideren，xiaochengdajiejiuhao。”……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindeqishiyuganwu。
weiyirangtangxiaoxintouyinuandeshi，zheigezhiyouyimianzhiyuandexiaojiejieweileta，jingranganyuanmaozheweixianxiache。
“kanyangzixiangyouxinshengzheijuhuashuodezhenbucuoa，piaoliangdexiaojiejiedoushishanliangde。”tangxiaodexinlimeizizidexiangdao。
yitadeshili，yaojiejuediaozheixiejiefei，qishiyejiushifenfenzhongdeshiqing，danshitangxiaobingmeiyouzheimezuo，fanershizhuangzuoyifuhenjiannandeyangzi。
kaiwanxiao，qingqingsongsongdedadaolejiefei，zenmerangxiaojiejiexintengni?haizenmepaoniu?
turan，tangxiaoneixinlingjiyidong，shoujiaoshunjianjiakuai，“pengpengpeng！”zhijiejidaolechuheihuwaidesuoyoujiefei。
“**!zheixiaozishigaoshou！”
heihudunshilengzhule，zhidaozheishihou，tacaifajuezijijintianshitidaoletiebanshangle!
zhengdangheihulengshendeshihou，turan，yizhangrenchuwuhaidexiaolianchuxianzailetademianqian，zhijiantangxiaoliezuiyixiao，zhijiezhuazhuleheihuwozhebishoudeshouwan。
“你……”
heihugangxiangshuohua,quebuliaotangxiaozhuazhuheihudeshouwan，bingmeiyouduodao，fanershizhijiechaozhezijideduziliantongshudao。
“我嘞个亲娘嘞！”
“dage，wojiecaijiesebujieminga!bujiushiqiangleniliangbaikuaiqianma，nizhiyunadaozitongzijima？”
heihudeshuangmuzhijieluchuyizhenjingkongdeshense，zheirenpashiyoumaobinge……
“heihei，xiongdi，duoxiele。”
zhijiantangxiaodelianshangbingmeiyouchuxiantongkudeshense，fanershixiaoxixidepailepaiheihudejianbang，suijimengdeyiquan，jiangheihudafeidaoshumikaiwai。
“aiyaya……yayaya……xiaojiejie……wozhongdaole……buxingbuxingbuxing……woyaosile……yaosile……”
jiangheihupaifeihou，tangxiaolimakuazhangdejiaoleqilai，shunjianzhanluchulezijirutongjiaokeshushibandeyanji。
“ni……nimeishiba？”
jiantangxiaojiejuewanlesuoyoudejiefei，quezaizuihouyikebuxingzhongdao，xiayiningdemeimoudunshiliuluchuyizhendanyoudeshense，lianmangshangqianjiangtangzaidishangdetangxiaojifuleqilai。
“woqu……ni……nitongzijidaozi，jiushiweilepaoniu?”
“牛……牛比……”
yuanchudeheihukandaozheiyimu，zhijiepenchuleyikoulaoxueyunleguoqu。
beixiayiningbaozaihuaizhong，tangxiaoxinzhongdunshixingfuganmiman，qiaoqiaodedianlexiazijidexuedao，tangxiaoyoutuchuleyikouxue，yangzhuangchuhaoxiangshangshihenzhongdeyangzi。
“ni……nizenmeyangle?woxianzaijiujiaojijiuche！”
xiayiningyouxiehuangluandeshuodao，rusunjianban**deyuzhipinmingdexiangyaowuzhutangxiaofubudeshangkou，lianshangjinshikuijiudeshense。
zheimeyouzhengyigandeshuaige，zijiganggangjingranhaiwuhuitashiliumang?shizaishitaiduibuqitale。
zheici，shizhendetuxuele!
“ni……nizenmeyangle？”kanzhetangxiaoyihuiertuyikouxue，xiayiningyufahuangluanleqilai。
“wo……woyouxieyunche……”tangxiaoyilianxingfudeshuodao。
“nishuoshenme?womeitingqingchu……”
suiranyouxinxiangjiangtangxiaonuokai，keshikantashouleneimezhongdeshang，xiayiningzongjuedezheiyangzuo，youxiebutaihoudao。
buguohaozaixianzaidejingchahejijiuchexiaolvjikuai，meiyihuier，bianyoudapidejingchadaolaijiangheihudengrenzhuabuleqilai，ertangxiaoyebeisongshanglejiuhuche。
zuihoudemuguang，tangxiaozhifaxiandangchuneigepinmingjianyitaozoudexiaonianqingcikezhengmeifeisewudegenjingchamiaoshuzhezijidangchumianduidaitushizenmeyangzenmeyangdeyonggan，zuijiaobujinshanguoyisibuxiedexiaorong。
daitusuangeniao，paoniucaishiwangdao!
jiuhucheyiluxiangyiyuanjichierqu，tangxiaotangzaidanjiashang，yijiuzhanshizhetarutongjiaokeshushibandeyanji。
“xiaojiejie，wokenengyaosile……danshiwozheibeizihaimeiyoutanguonvpengyou，ruguowozheicidananbusi，nizuowonvpengyouhaoma？”tangxiaoyilianxuruodeshuodao。
“hao，nidayingwo，niyidingyaochengzhu！”xiayininglianliandiantou。
suishuotaxinlicikeyeganjueyouxieguaiyi，buguoshengpazijijujuehui**daotangxiao，bianzanshixiandayingxialai。
wendingletangxiaodeshangshihou，jiuhuchexunsudexingshidaolelinchuanshidisanrenminyiyuan，shixiandedaolexiaoxi，zaijizhenbudalou，zaoyiyouzheshijimingchuanzhebaidaguadeyishengzhengzaidengdai。
xialejiuhuche，lingtoudeshiyimingzhongnianyisheng，jiandandechakanleyiyantangxiaodeshangshihou，meitoudunshiningchenglechuanzixing。
“zhongducishang，cuolieshang，xuyaolijijinxingshoushu。”
“啊?重度刺伤！”
tingleyishengdehua，xiayiningdekuijiuganzaiduyongshangxintou。
jiuzaizheishi，youshiyiliangjiuhuchewulawuladexingshierlai，henkuaicongcheshangjiaxialeyimingqixixuruodenianqingnanzi。
erjinsuizaijiuhuchehoude，haiyouyiliangbenchijiaoche，congcheshangzouxialaiyiduiyongronghuaguidezhongnianfuqi。
“yisheng!yisheng!kuaidianjiuwoerzi！”
zhijianneimingzhongnianguifuyixiachebianlaidaoyizhongyishengqiandahoudao。
“zhei……haode，ninshaodeng，womenxianzaijiujiancha，xiaoli，xianjiangzheiweihuanzhetuijinshoushushi，xianjinxingshoushu。”zhongnianyishengduizheshenbiandeyimingxiaohushishuodao。
“shenme?pingshenmexianjitazuoshoushu?meikandaowoerzixianzaiyijingbuxinglema?buxing!xianjiwoerzizuo！”guifuyitingyiyuanjingranyaoxianjitangxiaozuoshoushu，dunshibuleyile，wanruopofumajieyiban。
“zheiweinvshi，qingnizhuyinidexingxiang，nideerzishengbingle，danshiwodepengyoutongyangshoushanghenzhong!zheigeshihou，womenzuiqimayeyaozunzhongxianlaihoudaozheigeguiju，bushime？”xiayiningshengyinqinglengdeshuodao。
tuolileweixianhou，xiayiningzaiduhuifulelengjing，jushoutouzuzhijian，chongmanlegaoguideqizhi，shunjianheneimingguifuxingchenglexianmingdeduibi。
“ninini!nisuanshenmedongxi!yaoshiwoerzichuleshenmesanzhangliangduan，ninengdandeqizerenma?”guifudunshiqidezhimajie，qiazheyaozhizhexiayiningdebizimadao。
“啪！”
yizhenxiangliangdeerguangshengxiangqi，zhijianxiayininghaobuliuqingyibazhangshanzaileguifudelianshang。
“nidesuzhi，buzuyihenishenshangchuanzhedeyifuxiangpipei，nimamacongxiaomeijiaoyuni，yaozunjingbierenme？”
xiayininglenglengshuodao，huiguotoulaizhijieduizheyishengshuo:“yisheng，mafanxianjiwodepengyoujinxingshoushuba。”
“ni!ni!wogennipinle！”
beishanleyibazhang，guifushangnashoudelezheizhongqichidaru?zhangyawuzhuadejiuyaopushanglai。
“啪！”
youshiyizhenerguangshengxiangqi，zheiciquebushixiayiningshande，ershiguifushenbiandezhongniannanzi。
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