喻先生的鬼迷心窍右凡-著

小说简介

jingpinxiaoshuo《yuxianshengdeguimixinqiao》shiyoufanzuixinxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo，zhujiaofangshiqiyuqingchuan，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：weilehaizhai，tajidiguozongcaidaiyun，shoujinchiruzhemo，haoburongyidelejifenwenrou，quedezhitabuguoshitishen……taxinhuiyileng，zhuanshenliuxiahaizilikai，dishaoquelingzhemengbaojiuchan，huashenchongqikuangmo：“yirifuqibairien，baobeier，nizheishiyaopaofuqizima？”...

精彩章节

wanhuididianshezaiyushihaomendajiudian，yilianglianghaohuajiaocheluxutingkao，shenchuanyanweifudeshicongcongcongpaoqukaimen。

fangshiranxiaoxinyiyidilaqiwanlifudequnbai，danxinruogaodegaogenxiejiangzijibandao。

“fangxiaojie，ninqingxiaoxin。”shicongmianhanweixiaodifuzhechemen。

yuqingchuanbinglengdemuguangpiaoleyiyan，hudi，taneitingbajieshideshenzibiankaoxianghaiweizhanwenjiaogendefangshiran。

xianzhangbaixideshouzhitiaoqifangshirandexiaba，“nihaohaobiaoxian。”

neishenlansedemouzisherenxinhun，ruyitanyoushenningjingdehushui。

fangshiranyongqiyizhenhanyi，xiaoshenghuidao：“wozhidaole。”

tabixuxiaoxinyiyi，bunengrenuleyuqingchuan，sijici，tabianjinjingenshanglefengyibandeyuqingchuan。

wanhuixianchanghuijuleshangjiemingliu，huafumeijiu，beizhanjiaocuo，shunjian，suoyourendemuguangqijuzaiyuqingchuanhefangshiranshenshang。

“zheijiushiyudashaonainaia。”yiweimeiyanshaofubeileisiyuweifubaoguozhe，jiaoxiaozhejiuguolailafangshirandeshou。

yuqingchuanzedanxiaozheheshaofushenbiandeyingjunnanrendazhaohu，

“liangzong，haojiubujian”suijiwoshangshou。

“liangtaitai，hengaoxingjiandaonin。”fangshirandeshoubeiyuqingchuanqialeyixia，talijifanyingguolai，ganjinshangqiandazhaohu。

“ninjiaowoshiranjiuhaole。”

“aiyao，neizenmeshidea，tingshuo...”

“suanle...”liangtaitaitaiqidaizheleisishoutaodeshouzhezhulezui，chajuedaoyuqingchuandeyanshenhoucongmangchekaihuati。

“dashaoye，lujiaqianjinxiangbininhaimeijianba？”shuozhe，tiaoqineiximeichaoduimianderenqunmiaoqu。

lujiaqianjin，mobushishangciyushenshenshuodeyuqingchuanzhiqianshenaiguodeneigenvren？

fangshiranweiculecumeianzisifuzhe。

yuqingchuanmianruobingshuang，yanrushenzhi，haobuzouxindeqinghengyisheng，jingbuchuanguorenqunxiangqianpaihaohuazunxiangquzouquzuoxia，zhenglezhengyiling，zaishafashangyangkaozhe，hanshouweixiaozheheguolaiguoquderendiantoushiyi。

fangshiranyeweixiaozhehegeserendazhezhaohu，danchajuedaoneixieshangliurenshitoulaibiyiheqingshideyanguangshiqueyouxienankan。

“zenme，pale？”yuqingchuanshudijiangshenzicouguolai，nanrenshenshanggulongdexiangshuiweiyeyiqiqinrulefangshirandebixi，shashizhiwangxinlizuan。

“meiyou，youshenmehaopade。”fanzhengdengzheijianshiqingjieshule，taheyujia，heyuqingchuanjiuhaowuguagele。

wanhuidediyizhizhuxuanlvhuanhuanxiangqi，wuchineimeiguangdengshanshuo，bansuizheleduideyanzou，youmeijiaoyiwuquxiangqi。

duimianhaohuabaozuoliyigenvren，qingminzhebochun，neikouhongdeyanse，yaomeiershenchen，yanshengouhunyibandezhidiyuqingchuan。

“zou。”yuqingchuanyingbanxilidemuguangbishangfangshiran，yanshenshiyiwuchi，

“kebukeyidenghuizairuwuchi，xianzaibuxing。”fangshiranditoubuganyingshangyuqingchuanlengmodeyanshen。

“yuzong。”shuoshichineishikuai，yidaoqingchunertianmeideshengyinchuanlai。

shixuexi！neigegangbeiyuqingchuankaidiaodemishu，fangshirantoutoukanxiangyuqingchuan。

“kefoushangguangqingnitiaozhiwuni？”xuexizhengdaneishuanghanqingmaimaidedayanjing，laolaodingzheyuqingchuan。

fangshiranqiexi，zhenghaokeyituoshen，laidezhengshishihoua。

yuqingchuanlandaideqingtaileyixiameihuozhongshengdeyanwei，yandishanguoyisibunaifan，jiangnvrendangchengkongqi。

jianzhuang，xuexijiusuanshengqiyewukenaihe，henhendiduoleduojiaobianlikaile。

zheishizhulixiangfangshiransonglaianshideyanshen。

fangshiranjinjinyaolexiazuichun，suibuqingyuan，danhaishijiangshoushenlechuqu。

yuqingchuanxiangshigenbenjiumeiyoukandao，yanshenraoyouyiweidetouxiangluchichidefangxiang，xieeerjunmeidelianshangcishiqinzheiyimofangdangbujudeweixiao，zaifangshirankanlaigeyingjile。

“fangxiaojie，weilegongtongdeliyinigaizhidaozenmezuo。”yuqingchuandezhulijingbuzhiheshizaishenhoufushenchuanhua。

“gangcaibushishuoyaotiaowudema？”fangshiranmiansejiangyingshuodehenxiaosheng。

“woyoushuoguoma？”yuqingchuanshuangbeibaozaixiongqian，youjiaocaizhehaohuashuijingchataidedizi，jieaobuxundeshenshizhefangshiran。

混蛋...

fangshiranananzhoumadao，henbudecishihenhendeyijiaochuaiqu，shenmexieyi，aizazadi，dourangtagundanba，modi，yanqianyoufuxianchuyangfutanlianyinshedezuilian，fangshiranhunshendalegelengzhan，zuizhonghaishiyaoyashenguoshouwanguoyuqingchuandegebo。

yuqingchuanzuijiaolveguoyisideyidexiao，zhuazhefangshirandeshouwanshengteng，zhuaizhetahuaxiangwuchi。

wuchiyiman，yuqingchuandaizhetahenkuaihuadaozhongyang。

“nibushiaoqishizuma？”yuqingchuandingzhefangshiran，jiaojiandeshenxingpeihezheyouyadewubu，zaizhongrenkanbujiandejiaoduzaitaerbianqingshengdao。

“zaixiangnidedaxuechulianshizenmebanishuaile？”shunerdehuxicoudeyulaiyujin。

“meiyou。”fangshiranchenzhelianbianjiedao。

mengde，“cila”yisheng，yuqingchuanyanjishoukuaidefuqifangshirandeyaojiangxianxiezaidaozaididetalanruhuaizhong。

“zaole。”fangshirankanzheyuqingchuandishengdunangdao，zaiditouyikanqunbaituozhedi，yaochubeisikaileyidaoerchizhangdekouzi，zhijianxingganbaixideduqihexiaofudoubaoluwuyi。

shuoshichineishikuai，yuqingchuansudujikuaidetuoxiawaitaozhezhuleyishanbuzhengdefangshiran。

yinlesuijizanting，“shei？”yuqingchuanjinhushipaoxiaozhe。

luchichikanzhezheiyimu，yiweishenzhangdexiaoguazaizuijiao，danshixiayimiaoxiaorongbianxiaoshibujian。

“yuzong，gangcaibuhaoyisia。”xuexizhabazhetaneirenchuwuhaidedayanjing，juezhezuijiaoshengjiaoqideyingzheyuqingchuanyanjingxiangzhedatingguangzhongzhixiatayebuhuinatazenmeyang，jinguanyuqingchuandepiqitashixiaodede。

“gun！”meixiangdaoyuqingchuannuhoudao，yongshouzhizhexuexi，“mashangcongwoyanqianxiaoshi。”

“bu，lairen，batadelifuyejiwosilan。”

“kuai！”yuqingchuandengzheshenlansedeyanjing，fachudeguanghanruobingshuang。

fangshiranchayidekanzhemianqiandenanren，zheishizaiweitachuqi？

“fangkaiwo，yuqingchuan，ni—”xuexibeijigebaobiaofanlazheshoubei，qijibaihuaideyuzhengtuo，fashiyediaoluozailedishang，zhenggerenkanqilailangbeijile。

“qingchuan，zheibuheshiba，zenmezheyedejixuejialiudianmianziba。”

shuozheihuadebushibieren，baixixiuzhangdezhangtuicaizheyishuanghentiangao，qiyaodejuanfameizouyibudoushiyaoyeshengzi，biaozhidemoyangjiashangjingzhidezhuangrong，yishoulanyao，yishounazhehongjiudebeizizaiyanqianmanbujingxindeyaohuangzhe，shenchenhanxiaodeyanmou，zaifengpinglangjingxiaqueanzangdebotaoxiongyong。

zheigerenjiushiluchichi，yuqingchuanaiguodeneigenvren？fangshirankuaisudejizijinaobu。

shudi，haimeidenghuiguoshenlai，fangshiranbeiyuqingchuanyibabaoqi。

“heng。”deyishengqingmiedelengchi，tatouyebuhuidelikaile。

yiluwuyu，yuqingchuanzhijiebafangshiranrengdaochuangshang，“mingtianzaoshanglaiwobangongshi。”

diuxiayijuhouzhuanshenjiuzou。