wangwendashen“nibunana”dezuixinlizuo《yuexinsanqian,kaifalalizenmele》zhengzaihuorelianzaizhong,gaishuzhuyaorenwushizhouyouyeweiqing,shuzhonggushijianshushi:jinglidouzhidaolvxuepingshiyanhongxiejingdezheishilaiwandeticheng,kezuochengdeshengyinayoutuidiaodedaoli,kuangqietashuodeyuangongjiashengxialaideqianyequanshigongsitao……
“cunzhang,zanmenzhoujiacunmaichuqudeshiqing……”
zhouyouzoushangqianqu,xianggencunzhangshuozhoujiacunmaichuqudeshiqing,tadehuahaimeishuowan,jiubeicunzhangzhejidedaduan。
“zhouyoua,nibiezaizheilidanwushier,youshenmeshiqingnidenghuizaishuo!”
cunzhangshuowanjiujiangzhouyoutuilekailai,zhouyouhaixiangshuoshenme,shenhoudeyigeshuxideshengyinxiangleqilai。
“zhouyoua,nidexiaoxihaitinglingtonga,womenganggangcaicongcunzhangzuilidezhizhoujiacunbeimaichuqule,nilimajiuhuilaile。
buguowogaosunia,nibamazhudeyoucefangziyijingshuohaolejilewomenle,zheicicunzimaichuqulenimenbiexiangbafangziyouyaohuiqu!”
zhouyouhuitouyikan,lixiubuzhidaoshenmeshihouzhanzaileneiqunkanrenaodecunminlimian,pangbianhaigenzhetadedabofuzhoudade。
zhoudadeyezaiyipangfuhedao,“meicuo,ayoua,nibamayijingbayoucedefangzijilewomenle,tamenxianzaizaizhuniyeyeliuxialaideneigelaofangzile,jutiqingkuangdehuaniquwennibamajiuzhidaole。
suoyizheicicunzimaichuquwomenjiafendaodeqian,gujishigennimenmeiyoufenle。bushiwozheigezuodabofudexinhena,dengfendaoqianwojinimen5wankuaiqiandebuchangkuan。”
lixiutingdaozijiananrenshuochuzheiyangdehua,limajiuzhuletadeerduo:“hunzhangwanyier!nishuoshenmeni!pingshenmena5wanjitamen?nibuzhidaozanmensunzihaiyaohuahenduodeqianma?yihoushangxiaoxue,shangchuzhong,shangdaxue,quqishengzi,nagebuyaoqian?5wankuaiqiannihaizhenhuadechuqu,buzhunji!”
tingdaozijiaponiangzheimeshuo,zhoudadeyebuganzaishuohua。
这时村长开口了。
“nimenjiadejiashidenghuierzaichao,meikandaodalaobanmashangjiulailema!doujiwobizui。”
cunzhangdehuahaishiyouweiyande,lixiubuzaizhangzui,zhishiyizhidengzhezhouyou。
zhouyoujiunamenle,cunzhangkouzhongdedalaobanbujiushizijima?zijimingmingjiuzaizheilile,buyingjietashiyaoyingjiesheini?
suihoucunzhanghenxingfendedahan:“lailelaile,kuaizhunbei!liyixiaojie、bianpaolihuaquanjiwozhunbeihaole!hengfuni,hengfulaqilaijiwolahaoge!”
zhouyoudingjingyikan,mianqiandezheiliangbaomachebujiushizhanglvshideneiliangma?
baomacaigangtingxia,cunzhanglimajiudaizherenqianquyingjie。
zhanglvshicongcheshangxialaikandaocheqianweilezheimeduoren,lianseyihuo。
cunzhanglimaziwojieshaodao:“laobannihao,woshizheigezhoujiacundecunzhang,wojiaozhounanshan,womenyeshicaijiedaoxiaoxishuoninhuiguolai,suoyiwomenzhunbeideyouxiecongmang,xiwangninbuyaojieyi!”
zhouyouzheicaimingbaiyuanlaitamenshibatashenhoudezhanglvshidangchenglegoumaizhoujiacundelaoban。
yigecongchuzuchexialaidebencunrengenyigekaizhebaomaguolaichuanzhedetixizhuangdenanren,yougeyanjingdedouhuijuedehouzheshilaicunzishichadedalaoban。
zhanglvshitingdaocunzhangdehuahouzhouqilemeitoulianmangfoujue,“nimenrencuorenle,wobushishenmedalaoban,woshijintianlaixiezhuzhouyouxianshengjiaojiecunzisuoyouquandelvshi,zhangyuan。”
“shenmenibushidalaoban?”
cunzhangbokaizhanglvshiwangtashenhoukanlekan,chulelaidedouyougentacunzineibianjiumeiyoubiedecheliangle,nandaotahuodedexiaoxibuzhun,dalaobanhaiyaozaiwanxieshihoudaoma?
hurantahouzhihoujue,yanjingdengda,tabukezhixindeduizhanglvshiwendao,“niganggangshuoshijizhoushenmexianshengzuolvshidelaizhe?”
zhanglvshizhihaozaizhongfuyibian:“zhouyouxiansheng。”
“nishuodezheigezhouyouxianshengbuhuishiwomencundeba?”
cunzhangyijinghedetunlekoukoushui,tamencunzijiuyouyigejiaozhouyouderen,erqieyeshiganggangdaodecunzi。
zhanglvshihuidadao:“wobutaiqingchu。”
haimeidengcunzhangshuoshenme,shenhoudelixiulimashuodao:“cunzhangnibieduoxiang,zenmekenengshizhouyouneixiaozi!neixiaozixianzaidegongzicaizhiyou3000kuaiyigeyueni,qianduanshijiantabamahaiwenwomenjiajieqianlaizhe,yaoshitanengmaixiazhoujiacun,neiwomenjiadoukeyimaixiayizhenggechengshile!”
zheiliderendoushizhoujiacundecunmin,duizhouyoutajiadeqingkuangdouhenlejie,tamenyefenfenfuhedao:
“duia,zhoudarendetiaojianwomendouqingchu,laoposhengbingdongshoushuhualebushaoqian,haiqianzheqianni,suiranzhouyouzheixiaozishangleyigedaxue,dantingshuoyemeihunchushenmemingtang,bieshuomaicunzile,maiyiliangchetajiagujidoudezhangdengjiecaile!”
“jiushia,kendingshigenzhouyouneixiaozitongmingtongxing,bukenengshizanmencunde,zanmencunderenzenmekenengmaixiawomenzheizhongdifang?”
zhongrenqizuibashede,bacunzhangtoudoushuodale。
shenweicunzhangdetaziranyeshiduizhouyoujiatingqingkuanglejiede。tayehenkuaifoudingleganggangnaohailineigehuangtangdexiangfa。
tazhihaojixuwenmianqiandezhanglvshi,“neinijianguozheigezhouyouxianshengma?tadaodishenmeshihouguolaini?”
zhanglvshiyaoleyaotou,“womeiyoujianguota,buguowodaozhiqiangentadalegedianhua,tashuotayijingdaole。”
dalaobanyijingdaole?zenmekeneng!tamenyizhizaizheilishouzhe,chulezhouyougenzheigejiaoshenmezhangyuandelvshi,jiumeiyoulaiguodi3gerenle,nandaozheigedalaobanzoucuocunzile?
“cunzhangnibiezheji,woyouzhouyouxianshengdedianhua,woxianzaidadianhuawenyiwen。”
“haode,mafannilezhanglvshi,niganjinwenwenba!”
cunzhangyijingjideduojiaole。
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