dangdaiwenxuezuopin《yongyouchaofanyishudetangfan》，shiannandedaibiaozhizuo。zhurengongtangfanluoyanshenshangzhanxianleshidaidefengmaoheshehuibianqian，gushiqingjiekourenxinxian，yinrenshensi。zheibenxiaoshuoyongxilidebichumiaohuilexianshizhongdezhongzhongwenti，rangduzheduirenxing、shehuiyougengshenkederenshi。beitamentuidaoyibiandeluoyanjinzhangdezhengdaleyanjing，danxindehandao：“niyaoxiaoxina！”buguotadedanxinxianranshiduoyude，zhijianneigeshaoniandedongzuoyouruxingyunliu……
第14章
zhanzaiyipangdezhaolingyuejieguohuatouershuodao：“zanmenjiangzhouhainengyoujigeluojia，jiushineigeluojialebei！”
“......”
zhaolingyuedehua，rangtangfanyouxiewuyu。
buguotacongzhaolingyuedehuali，yejibenshanglejiedaoleyigeshishi，neijiushizheigejuxiangge，yinggaijiushiluoyantamenjiakaide。
“wei，nimenzaineierganshenme？gaibuhuishihaipalebuganguolaileba！”
zheishihou，huranyigehanshengchuanleguolai。
tangfansanrenkanguoqu，kandaoshuohuaderenshiyigezhanzailigongmingshenbianer，shencaikuiwu，kongwuyoulidenianqingren。
“hengheng。”kandaozheigenianqingrendeshenxing，tangfanrenbuzhuqingxiaoleyisheng。
“zenmele？”hanchuchukaikouwendao。
tangfanduihanchuchushuodao：“neibianerdejigeren，gegedoushilianjiazini！”
“lianjiazi？”tangfanzheimeyishuo，hanchuchudelianseyixiazijiubianle。
zhaolingyuegenzheshuodao：“neizheicishigehongmenyange？zanmenhaiyaobuyaoguoqua！”
tangfanxiaohehedeshuodao：“qu，dangranqule，haojiuhaorou，buchibujiulangfeilema？”
shuozhe，tangfanlvxiangenzheligongmingtamenxiangbaoxiangzouqu。
zhongrenzoujinbaoxiang，ligongmingzhuanguoshenlaijiukandaotangfanyezhanzaibaoxiangli。
tadeliansedunshibiandeyinchenleqilai。
yuanyiweizheijiahuobugangenguolai，meixiangdaotajuranzheimedebuzhisihuo。
heng，yidingyaohaohaodejiaoxunzheigexiaozibuke。
ligongminghenhendedengletangfanyiyan，ranhouzhuanshenkanzhetashenbiandexiaodi。
zuoweixiaodide，ziranshizhidaolaodadeyisi，tadianlediantou，zhuanshenjiuzouchulebaoxiang。
dengdaozhongrenluozuo，caiyejibenshangshangqilezhihou，ganggangchuqudeneigexiaodibaozheyigedaxiangzizoulejinlai。
“老大，酒来了！”
kandaozheigerenbaozhedaxiangzi，hanchuchuhezhaolingyuedoubuyoudezhouqilemeitou。
zhaolingyuekanzheligongmingshuodao：“wei，ligongming，zheiwuzilicaijigeren，ninazheimeduojiuganshenme？”
ligongmingheheyixiao，tameiyouhuidazhaolingyuedehua，fanerkanzhetangfanshuodao：“xiongdi，zheixiangzilishishanghaodewuliangye，zanmenjintianyijianrugu，buzuibuguiruhe？”
不醉不归？
tangfanzaixinzhonglengxiaoleyisheng，zheipashiyaohesirenbuchangmingba。
ligongmingjiantangfanmeiyouhuida，tayinyangguaiqidewendao：“zenme？mofeilaodinibuyuanyijiwozheigemianzi？”
“呵呵！”
tangfanxiaolexiao，ranhoushuodao：“zenmekenengni？chirenzuiduan，zheimehaodejiubuheqibushilangfeile？”
“tangfan！”hanchuchushenshouzaizhuozixiabianyonglidezhuailezhuaitangfandeyifu，dengtangfanhuiguotoulai，tajiuchongzhetangfanyonglideyaoleyaotou。
tangfanweiweiyixiao，shuodao：“fangxin，woxinliyoushu！”
hanchuchukanletangfanyiyan，tazhengyaoshuohua，huranbaoxiangwaimianchuanlaileyizhencaozadeshengyin。
tingdaozheizhenshengyin，ligongmingdeliansedunshibiandenankanleqilai，tachongzhezijidebaobiaoshuodao：“wuda，qukanyixia，waimianshishenmerenzaichao，rangtajilaozigunyuandianerchaoqu。”
“是。”
beichengzuowudaderenyingleyisheng，zhanqishenlai。
keshitazhengzhunbeizouxiangmenkou，huran，“peng”deyishengjuxiang，menbeirenjidakaile。
zhongrenyiqichaozhemenkoukanguoqu，zhijianmenkouzhanzheyigeshencaijianshuo，kuiwudedahan，zaitadehoubianerrentouzandong，sihuhaiyoubushaoderen。
dahanzhanzaimenkouchaozhewulilenglengdesaoshileyiyan，yigunongzhongdejiuqihehanyishunjianmimanlezhenggewuzi。
genzhe，zheigedahanyaoyaohuanghuangdezoujinlebaoxiang，zaitadeshenhou，hualalarutongchaoshuiyibanyongjinlaileshilaigetongyangmianmuzhengningmulouxiongguangdenanzi。
“你是什么人？”
ligongmingzhanqishen，miansebushandekanzhezheixiebusuzhike。
neidahanxianranyijinghedezuixunxundele，taxiezheyanjingkanleligongmingyiyan，taliezuiyixiao，shuodao：“jiushinixiaozi，qianglelaozidebaoxiangshibu？”
ligongminghaobukeqideshuodao：“zheibaoxiangshiwomenxianlaide，zenmechengleqiangnidele？”
dahanyiting，haobukeqidemadao：“zheibaoxiangshilaozizuotiandingde，shenmeshihoushinimenxianlaidele？”
zheishihou，chengzhangjuyiluxiaopaodecongwaimianpaoleguolai，tagongjingdepaodaoledahandeshenbian，yigejingerdepeibushishuodao：“zhenglaodazhenglaoda，ninzenmelaile，laileyebutongzhiyisheng，wohaoqujienia！”
“啪！”
zhenglaodahaowuzhengzhaodeyibazhangdazailechengzhangjudelianshang，chengzhangjudebanbianerliandunshizhongdetonghong。
“nigemaiguancaide，laozizuotiandingdebaoxiangniganjibieren，huodebunaifanleshiba！”
chengzhangjubeizhenglaodadadeyuntouzhuanxiang，haobantiantacaihuanguojingerlaishuodao：“zhenglaoda，ninxinuninxinu，ninzuotiandingdebaoxiangshijintianzhongwu，keshizhongwuninmeilai，wodadianhuajinin，shininshuobaoxiangquxiaoledea！”
“啪！”
zhenglaodayoushiyigezhongzhongdeerguangdazailechengzhangjudelianshang。
“zhenglaoda，ni......”
chengzhangjuwuzhelian，weiqudexianggezaijiashouqidexiaoxifuyiyang。
“made，nigemaiguancaide，laozishenmeshihoushuoquxiaole？ng？”
mianduizhenglaodadezhiwen，chengzhangjudaqidoubuganchuyisheng，tawuzhelianzhanzaiyibianerbushuohua。
zhenglaodakanzhechengzhangjushuodao：“laozizaiwenniyibian，wodebaoxiangquxiaolemeiyou？”
chengzhangjuzhizhiwuwudebushuohua。
“made，laoziwennihuani！”
zhenglaodazaicijuqishoulai，chengzhangjuhedeganjinwuzhuzijidelian，dashengdeshuodao：“meiyoumeiyou，zhenglaodanimeiyouquxiaobaoxiang。”
“这就对了嘛！”
zhenglaodalianshangluchulexiaorong，tapielechengzhangjuyiyan，shuodao：“gunba。”
chengzhangjunaliganzaidouliu，likehuiliuliudepaozoule。
dengdaochengzhangjuzouleyihou，zhenglaodakanzheligongmingshuodao：“tingdaolemeiyou，nixianzaizhanlelaozidebaoxiang，shuobanixiangzaban？”
xianzai，baoxiangliderendoumingbaiguolaile，zheigezhenglaodagenbenjiushihezuileguyizhaoshiqingni！
ligongmingzuoweiyigewankuzidi，pingrilihengxingwujiguanle，zheihuiernalihuifuruan？
takanzhezhenglaoda，heheyixiao，shuodao：“daguangtou，bieshuowomeizhannidebaoxiang，jiushiwozhanlenidebaoxiang，ninengbawozenmeyanga？nizhidaowoshisheima？”
ligongminggangshuowan，ganggangzhunbeikaimendewudajiugenzheshuodao：“zheishiwomenligongminglishao，shixiangjiuganjingun，yaoburandaihuierrangnimenchibuledouzhezou。”
“ligongming？”zhenglaodahuangzhetaneikeludanyiyangdedaguangtouxiangleyihuier，shuodao：“jiushilishihaodeneigebaijiaerzi？”
ligongmingtingdaozhenglaodazheimeshuo，dunshinule，tachongzhezhenglaodadihoudao：“nishishenmedongxi，jingganzhihuwobademingzi。”
“hehe......”
“hahahahaha......”
zhenglaodaxiangshitingdaoleyigetiandadexiaohuayiyang，hurandaxiaoleqilai，taniutoukanzhezijidexiongdishuodao：“zheilishihaokeyia，shengleyigezheimeyouzhongdeerzi，gangenwozhengweichangdingzuilea！”
“shenme？nishizhengweichang？”
tingdaozhengweichangzheisangezi，baoxiangliderendunshidoubianlelianse，ligongmingdeshentishenzhikaishiweiweidezhandouleqilai。
tangfanqingqingdeyipiantou，xiaoshengdewendao：“zheigezhengweichangshishei？”
hanchuchuxiaoshengdehuidadao：“zhengweichangshijianghanshibeiqudekangbazi，jushuotaheibailiangdaodeguanxidoufeichangdeying。”
“哦！”
tangfandianlediantou，guaibudetakandaozhengweichangshenshangyouzheimezhongdeshaqi，yuanlaibushishenmehaodongxia！
zhengweichangkanzheligongmingdeyangzixiaodao：“zenme？gangcaibushihaitingyaowuyangweidema？zenmezheiyixiajiujiheniaoleni？”
ligongmingdizhetoubushuohua，tayebuxiangsong，keshiyanqiandezheigerenjiushitababalaileyerebuqi。
zhengweichangxiaozheshuodao：“biebushuohua，shuoshuokan，zheijianshierniyaozenmeban？”
ligongmingdizhetou，xiangleyihuier，runiezheshuodao：“zheng......zhenglaoda，wowogennidaoqian，peiniqian。”
zhengweichangmadao：“nigemaiguancaide，laozishijiaohuazi，quenineijigeqianma？”
beizhengweichangzheimeyihou，ligongmingdunshizhandouleyixia，tazhanzhanjingjingdeshuodao：“nei......neizhenglaodanishuozenmeban？”
zhengweichanghuranshenshou，tazhizhetangfanshenbiandehanchuchuhezhaolingyueshuodao：“rangneilianggexiaoniuliuxia，peilaozihejiu，laoziwojiufanglenimen。”
“zhenglaoda，zhei......zheibutaihaoba，tamenshiwodepengyou，erqie......”
ligongmingzhizhiwuwudeshuodao，keshitahaimeishuowan，jiubeizhengweichangjidaduanle。
“youshenmebuhaode？laoziyijinlaijiukandaozheilianggemeinvle，nidepengyouzenmele？nidepengyounandaojiubuyunxulaozigentamenrenshirenshi，jiaojiaopengyoule？”
ligongmingnaliganfanbozhengweichangdehua，talianmangshuodao：“zhenglaoda，wobushineigeyisi，wo......”
zhengweichanghuilehuishou，yilianxianqidekanzheligongming，shuodao：“nishenmeni，ganjinjilaozigundan。”
shuozhe，tayihuishou，shouxiadeyigerenjiuchaozhehanchuchuhezhaolingyuezouleguolai。
zhaolingyuehehanchuchulianggerendunshihedehuarongshise，errenbuyueertongdebashenzisuozailetangfandeeshenhou。
ligongmingkandaozhaolingyuehehanchuchudezheigebiaoxian，taxinlidunshishengqiyiguhenyihechaononglai。
“heng！nimenduozaineigediaosideshenhouyoushenmeyong，nandaotaganweilenimengenzhengweichangduizheganma？”
qishibuguangshiligongming，wuzilidesuoyourendourendingletangfanyidingbuhuibaohuhanchuchuhezhaolingyuede。
zhengweichangkebushishannanxinnv，gangentazuoduide，meiyoujigeyouhaoxiachang。
keshi，jiexialaifashengdeqingxing，quedadachuhulesuoyourendeyuliao。
zhijianzhengweichangdeshouxiazoudaohanchuchuhezhaolingyuedemianqiandeeshihou，yizhimeiyoushuohuayemeiyourenhebiaoshidetangfanhuranzhanleqilai。
takanzhezhengweichang，miandaiweixiao，yuqipinghedeshuodao：“zhenglaoda，nengbunengjiwogemianzi，jintiandeshierjiuzheimesuanleni？
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