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guaduandianhua,tashenhuxi,pingfuzhetiaodongdeyouxieguoyukuaidexintiao。
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chenzhilongtangzaidishang,baozheduzizhengzaiaihaoshen*yin,tengdezhenggerenzaidishangfanlaifuqu。
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zhanghutiaomei:“yuanzheshanggou,woyouqiangpota?”
“wokanxianshengyeshizuodashideren,zheizhongxiaoshigenbenjiubuzhidenilangfeigongfu……”
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“qingzhouxiaocaiyouzenmenengrudelezhangxianshengdeyan?”yeziqingziranzhitaxinzhongzaixiangxieshenme。
zhanghudexingqudaoshiyufanonghoule:“qingzhouxiaocai,ouerhuanhuankouweiyetingbucuo。”
“xinxianzhishiyishi,qingzhouxiaocaidanranwuwei,neiliyoushenmeweikou。”yeziqingbudongshengsedejianghuatitiaokai:“zhangxianshengyikanjiushikuanhongdaliangderen,zaishuoyejilechenzhilonggaishoudejiaoxun,nengbunengfangleta?”
“jirannidouyijingzheiyangshuole,wozishiwuhuakeshuo,zheiyangba,nihewoduiyinwubei,wojiufangleneigexiaozi!”
yeziqingningshizhetadeshense:“zhangxianshengjishishuangkuairen,kendingyeshiyaneryouxin,wodaying。”
wenyan,chenyiningyouxiejinzhangdelazhuletadeshou。
yaotou,tajieguolezhanghudiguolaidejiubei,yangtou,biyan,yikouqiheganjing。
jielianwubei,tazishizhizhongdoumeiyouzhengkaiguoyan,zhijuedehoulongneichuhuola,jiuxiangshizhehuoban,touzhongjiaoqing,youxiepiaohu。
zhanghudaoyedequeshuohuasuanshu,jiangchenzhilongjifangle,kanxiangyeziqing,quexiaodeyouxiebuhuaihaoyi:“wogangcaidehuahaimeiyoushuowan,heguowubeihou,nizheigeqingzhouxiaocaiyerangwoshangyici,wojiufangnizou,fouze,nijiuchulechenzhilong,quejiubuleniziji!”
yeziqingyaotou,nuliderangzijibaochiqingxing,yaoyadao:“niwuchi!”
“wojiushiwuchiyouzenmeyang?”xiangqianyibu,zhanghushenshouniezhuletadexiaba,daliang:“chunhongchibai,daoyeshigepiaoliangdeqingzhouxiaocai。”
“fangkaiwo!”niudongshenzi,tafeilidezhengzhaqilai,kenvrendelidaoyouzennengyunanrenxiangtibinglun?
chenyiningyezhejideshangqianbangmang,quebeizhanghudeshouxiajizhizhizhu,bunengxiangqianyibu。
cheguoshenzi,zhanghujiangtayongjinhuaizhong,qiangyingdexiangqianzouqu。
kecaizouliangbu,yidaoyonglanqueshenweisuiyidesangyinpiaoleguolai:“yelaoshi,niqingjiakonglejiatingjiaoshideke,jiushiweilepeinanrenlaihejiu?”
turuqilaideshengyinrangzhongrenyizheng,fenfendouwangleguoqu。
zhanghuziranyedunxiajiaobu,zhuanshen,kandaolairenhou,queshilijifangkaihuaizhongdeyeziqing,yingleshangqu:“shenxianshengjintianzenmeyoukongguolaizheili?”
“jintianqueshizhenghaoyouleshijian……”shenshaotingmeiyoukanta,mouguangluozaiyeziqingdebeiyingshang,dandandao:“zheilihaoxianghenrenao。”
“yourenbudongguiju,suoyijiujiaoxunleyifan,meiyoudaraodaoshenxianshengdexingzhiba?”zhanghufengchengdao:“yihuiershenxianshengsuohuafeideyiqiefeiyongdouyouwolaichu。”
wulunshizaishangjiehaishizhengjie,sheiyounengbujishenshaotingsanfenbomianni?
“jishaoyedaoshinandeqingyicike,haishirangtalaiba……”tadesangyinyiranhendanmo,xiazhangdemeiyanquexiangshangtiaoqi:“yelaoshi,nishidasuanjixuliuzaizheilihejiu,haishihuiqushangke?”
yeziqingzhanzailoutishangdeshenyingyaoyaohuanghuang,dankandaoneimoqizhangshuxideshenyinghou,tadeyanjingshunjianfaliang。
tingdaotadeneijijuhua,tagengshilianmangdiantou,tuzisuiyouxiebudaqing,danneifenpobujidaiqueshibiaoluwuyi:“shang……ke……”
yijingdaozuibiandefeirou,zenmenengjiuzheiyangfangguo?
zhanghuxinzhongyouxiebugan,shenseshangmeiyousihaoxianshi,feichangkeqidao:“shenxiansheng,wohaiyouxieshiyaoheyexiaojietan。”
“feichangyaojindeshi?”mouzisaoguozhanghu,shenshaotingchedongbochun,shengyindichen。
wenyan,zhanghuqueyouxiezhuomobutoutadehuayindaodishiheyi,xianglexiang,haishishenzhongdehuidadao:“yebushishenmeyaojindeshi。”
“jiranbushi,renme,wobiandaizoule。”shenshaotingdandandeduitatuchuyijuhua,siyouxiangdaoshenme,suiyiermanbujingxindao:“zaiguoliangtianjiushiqimokaoshi……”
zhanghuzaiciyizheng,quebumingbaizheiyangdehuatihezijiyoushenmeguanxi,doushuoshenshaotingdexinsiguoyunancai,guobuqiran。
“lianjuemeiyouyelaoshidefudao,pashiliandaxuedoukaobushang,zhangxiansheng,nimingbailema?”
shenjiashaoyeyouqihuichoukaobushangdaxue?
henxianran,shenshaotingdezhongdianbingbushihouyiju,ershixingyedenvren。
nandaoliangrenzhijiancunzaizhelingwaishenmeguanxi,jiranshishenshaotingshuiguodenvren,neiziweixiangbishijihao。
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