zhurengongjiaoshuileiruntusunxueedexiaoshuoshi《yeyechubinneitianshenniudaixiao》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshiruntianqingxinchuangzuodeyibenxuanyilingyixiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：wotianshengqueyin，weijiuwoyeyejiwoquleguixifu……yeyeshuo，dengwodaosanshisuicainengxuetadexiangshu，buranhuimafanchanshen。kewobuquzhaoretamen，tamenquezhudonglaizhaorewo……...
“yeyeta……tayoujishi，beitashidiqingqulezhejiang，buzhidaoshenmeshihounenghuilai，buxinnikantaliujiwodexin。haiyou，yeyehaishuocunlitaiweixian，rangwoyeganjinzou。”
wochaozhexinfengzhilexia，lianmangshoushiqilezijidexingli。
yeyebeizhangcuihuadaizoule。
zhangcuihuayoushihaisilaocunzhanghefanglaosuidexiongshou。
zaizheijieguyanshang，yeyegenzhexiongshouzoule，zheishiqingwojieshibuqingchu，kendinghuiyuejieshiyueluan，fanerjiyeyetianmafan。
zaiyigejiushi，laocunzhangdeshitibujianle，zheikendingshiyinweizhangcuihuayongleneishenmeshiyafen，shidelaocunzhangbianchenglejiangshi，ranhouyaosiletazijideqinerzi。
duifujiangshi，wokemeineimedazixin。
cunlirenneimeduo，haiyoujingcha，tamenyinggaiyoubanfa。
suoyi，wojuedewoyinggaiganjinlikai，shengdebeijingchazhuiwen，daoshihoushuobuqingchujiumafanle。
“aiya，zenmezaizheijieguyanshangzoule，zheixiawogaizenmebana？”
wangcunzhangjinwu，dakaixincongcongsaoleyiyan，diuxiaxin，jidezhinaotou。
wobeihaobeibao，“wangshu，nihaishiganjinquhejingchashangliangba，zheizhongshi，jiusuanwoyeyezaijia，tayebuhuiyoushenmebanfade，daozuihouhaidejingchalaiguan。”
“duiduidui，neiwoxianzaijiuquzhaojingcha……”
wangcunzhangyizhenxiaopaolikaile。
wolaxiadianzha，guanjinmenchuang，zhijiechaozhexianchengganqu。
yigeduoxiaoshihou，wokandaoledajiu。
tazaichenglidegonggongcesuopangbian，zhengmaitoubangrenjiaxiubuchetai。
dajiujiadetiaojianhenchahencha，wozhenxinbuxiangzhuzaitajia，jitajiatianmafan。
wozhuomozhe，woshibushikeyizugefangzizhu，qudafenlinggongshenmede？
keyouyinweiwocongweizaishehuishangchuangdangguo，duizufangzishenmedefeichangmosheng，youzhongfazixindidemomingkongju，buganqusuibianchangshi。
yushi，woyouxiangdaolehuiyeyejia，yeyejialidaoshiyouchiyouhe。
keyeyezaisanzhufuwo，burangwozaicunlizhu，wozongbunengbutingyeyedehuaba？
jiuzaiwozuoyouweinandeshihou，biaomeideshengyinzaiwoshenpangxiangqi，“yi，zheibushibiaogema？nizenmezaizhei？”
wozhuanshenyikan，zhiyouyimiwushengaodebiaomei，chuanzhexiaofu，biliangshangjiazhezhishaoliubaidudejinshiyanjing，zhazheliangtiaodabianzi，shoulipengzhefanhe，shoushoudeta，zhengyongneitianzhenwuxiadeyanjing，hushanhushandekanzhewo。
biaomeihaishilaoyangzi，kanshangquduoduoshaoshaoyouxieyingyangbuliang。
“e，wogangdaozhei……”
woyijuhuahaimeishuodaodi，jiutingdaodajiuneibian，xiudiandongchebutaidenvrenjiaohuanleqilai。
“nizheirendaodihuibuhuixiuchea？”
“dounongbantianle，xianzaiyourangwohuanxinchetai，nizheibushicunxinxiangewoqianma？”
nvrendabandehenyangqi，lianshangmolehenduofen，quehaishinanyanneiyiliandequeban，mianxiangtezhengzongtieryanbijiaoputong，danzuichunquefeichangbo，erqietadeyanjingjitudeyoudianduo。
quebanshitaohuaban，lianshangquebanduo，taohuaziranyeduo。
zuichunboderenshuohuakebo，buliuqingmian。
yanjingdaerjitu，gengezhangfeiside，zheizhongmianxiangderen，bijiaochongdong，gongjixingqiang，peiheyishuangbozuichun，zaishuohuafangmian，shuyuneizhongshuohuabujingguodanao，zhijiewangwaipendeleixing。
zheizhongmianxiangderen，feichangnanchan。
ruguonigentadouqiangshuahen，neitakendinghuigennidachaoyijia，yidianyebuhanhu。
ruguonishiruobuhangsheng，tahuirendingnicuole，fanerhuibianbenjiali。
duifuzheizhongren，nibixuyilifuren，zhiyaodaoliyadezhu，tajiuhuilikebianlaoshi。
dajiushigelaoshiren，nazhechetai，manliandunhoudejieshi：“guniang，nibieji，bushiwoxiangzhuannizheijikuaiqian，ershinizheichetaizhendetaijiule，budingdabuding，xiuhaoleyongbuzhangshijianhaihuihuaia！”
“neinihaixiu？haidanwuwoshijian？”
“niyikaishizenmeburangwohuanxintaia！wozheidazhongwudezaizheidengnidengdaoshenmeshihoua？”
nvrenguoranbushangdao，guoranbianbenjiali，hujiaomanchanleqilai。
表妹急了。
kebiaomeishigelaoshiren，guoquzuiduoyejiushipeilidaoqian。
woyibalazhubiaomei，“rangwohetashuo。”
wozouleguoqu，zhijiezhuaqichetaikanlekan，“yo，zheitaizhishaoyongwuliunianleba？shifu，niyezhenshide，renjiazheiweijiejiezheimepiaoliang，yikanjiushibaifumei，genbenbuqueqian，niganshenmejitaxiubua？zhijiejitahuanxintai，nazuihaozuiguidehuanshang！”
“aiyouwei，zheicheguludedapiyetailaoleba，yiwokan，gancuihuangegulu，shifu，nizheibushiyouxianchengdexinguluma，zhijiejirenjiahuanshang，liangsanfenzhongjiugaodingdeshi，rangrenjiajiejiezaizheidengshenmedenga？”
woduizhedajiulianlianyaotou。
zhuaner，woyouduizhenvrenweixiaodao，“jie，ninxiaoxiaoqi，zheiweixiucheshifushiwomenzheiyipianchulemingdelaoshiren，taxiuchedediyizongzhijiushijinliangjirenshengqian，weicihailuoxiabushaodewuhuini。”
weilegaodingzheishi，woshimaozuleliqiyanzheiyichu。
zheishihou，youxiefujindelinjuyeweileguolai，dajiadourenshiwodajiu，fenfenkaikou，weiwodajiudabaobuping，shuolejijugongdaohua。
zheinvrenxihuandaban，ziranyeshigexihuanyaomianzideren。
zhongmukuikuizhixia，qifulaoshiren，neiyetailuomianzile。
tazijuelikui，hongzheliannachuqianbaotaochuliangzhangbaiyuandachao，zhijiechuaizaiwodajiushouli，“dashu，shayebieshuole，wozheiqianbuyongnisheng，ganjinjiwohuanxinchegulu，buyongzhaolingqianle，renjiahaiganshijianni。”
“haohaohao，yifenzhong，yifenzhongjiuhao！”
dajiushouqiqian，malidehuanlegexinchegulu。
cheziyixiuhao，nvrenjiujijimangmangdekaichezoule。
linjumenyoushuoyouxiao，yedouhuijiaqule。
biaomeiguolai，yilianchongbaideduiwoshuqiledamuzhi，“biaoge，nizhenlihai！”
woyouxiebuhaoyisidenaotouyixiao，zhuanshenkanxiangdajiu：“dajiu，gangcaiteshuqingkuang，suoyiwomeijiaoni。”
“meishimeishi，haohaizi，kuinilaile，yaoburandajiuwozheishengyijiukuile，bannianbujian，haizinishoule。”dajiuxiaorongcanlandenachuyibaikuaiqianchuaidaobiaomeishouli，“guinv，kuaikuaikuai，nazheqian，kuaiqujinibiaogemaidianhaochide。”
“bububu，dajiu，wochiguole，wojiushishangchenglizhuanzhuan，xiangzhaofengongzuo，zhuandianlinghuaqian。”
woburenxinhuadajiudeqian。
tadeshoushangjinshilaojian，pifushaideyouheiyouzhou，kandewoxinliyizhensuanliuliudenanshou。
“你真吃过饭了？”
大舅疑惑的看着我。
woguqiduzipailepai，“piannizuoshenme，zhenchile！”
dajiudianlediantou，“neihao，neiguinv，kuaidainibiaogequjializuozuo，maixielengyin，zheidaredetian，haizidongshile，zhidaodagongzhuanqianle，hehe……”
“dajiu，nibiewei**xinle，niganjinchifanba。”
“shiaba，fandouliangle。”
表妹递过去饭盒。
dajiuyouhewokeqileyifan，zheicaichifan。
fanhedakaideshunjian，woxinliyizhennanshou，quanshibaifan，zhiyouyigecai，neijiushichaojiucai，doukanbudaoshenmeyoushuide。
“biaoge，wozhidaoyijiadianzhaogong，zhenghaowomeishi，wodainiqukankanba？”
表妹笑呵呵的说。
wolianmangdiantou，“hao！”
wokandaobuyuanchuyouyigeshangdian，lianmangguoqumailesanpingshui，bingrangbiaomeisongjidajiuyiping。
lushang，wohebiaomeiliaoleliao。
wodezhi，jiumashengxuanyunbingzaijiakuaibannianle，jialidouzhiwangdajiuyigerenchengzhe。
biaomeiyinweigetouyoushouyouxiao，qudalinggongdoumeishenmerenyao，zhihaocongfuzhuangchangnadianyifuhuiqujianyijianxiantou，huandianshenghuofei。
erdajiuzhengdeqian，quandoushiweilebiaomeidexuefeiheshenghuofeizaizuozhunbei。
woxinlineigejiujiea，dajiuzheigezhengfagenbenbugouyong，genghekuangjiumahaizaishengbing，haixuyaohuaqianmaiyao。
yilushang，woxinshizhongzhong，yaliyuelaiyueda，woyishidaowobixudexiangbanfaduozhengqiancaixing。
ruguokeyi，wohaixiangduobangbangdajiu，tajiashizaitaikunnanle。
biaomeibawodaidaoyijiafandianmenkou，jinquyidating，chuancaiyuanshenmededouzhaomanle。
woxinliwohuo，woshibasuideyigedaxiaohuozi，xiangzhaogeduanpanzidegongzuodouzhaobudaoma？
我还不信邪了。
worangbiaomeixianhuiqu，wozijizaizaichenglizhuanzhuan。
biaomeizhiyiyaopeiwoyiqi，shuotazijishunbianyezhaozhaogongzuo，buxiangzaijianxiantoule。
womenyiluzouyiluzhaogongzuo。
zoulehaojitiaojie，zouzhezouzhe，womenzoudaolexianchengmiaojiezheili。
dangwozoudaoyijiahuaquandianqianmiandeshihou，wodemianqianturanchuxianleyizhenyinlengdeqixi。
zheishiguixifudangzhulewo。
jianwoturanzhanzhu，biaomeiwenwo，“biaoge，nizenmele？”
wozhuanshenkanxianghuaquandian……zaihuaquandiandebeibian，youqibajiasuanmingkanxiangdedian。
huaquandiandenanbian，shiyijiakongzhededianpu，bolimenshanghaitiezhechuzudeguanggao。
什么意思？
nandaoguixifuxiangrangwozaizheizufang，jirenkanxiang？
“去看看……”
wozoudaodianpuqianmian，gezhebolimenchaozhedianpulimiankanlekan，yejiushiwuliugepingfang。
zheidianpuyiqianyeshisuanmingde，xuduosuanmingdedongxihetaimiandouzai，zhishilaojiuleyixie。
zheiniantou，zhaogongzuobuhaozhao，haiburuzishiqili。
woyouguixifubangmang，meishenmehaopade。
zhenghao，wokeyiyixinyiyi，haohaoyanjiuyixiamayiguixiang。
erqiezheilirenliulianghenda，haikeyibadajiuzhaolai，rangtazaizheixiucheshenmede。
woyuezhuomoyuejuedekexing，fanzhengzheishixiaodianpu，jiusuanbubanyingyezhizhao，yeyinggaibuhuiyourenlaizhaowomafan。
yushiwojiexiaguanggao，dadianhualianxileyixiafangzhu。
fangzhushuoyiqiankuaiyigeyue，shizheiyidaizuibianyidedianpule。
woshuowozhizulianggeyue，fangzhuchiyileyixia，danhaishitongyile。
yeyejiwoliuxiadexuefeishenghuofeiyouliuqian，nachuliangqian，zuolianggeyueshengyi，jiusuanmeishengyi，quandangbangdajiuzulegedianpu。
yushi，woyikoudayinglexialai。
biaomeihenjinzhangdequanwo，shenzhongkaolv。
wozexiangyebuxiang，zhijiequyinxingquqian，jiaolelianggeyuedefangzu。
qianxiaxieyizhihou，fangzhubadianpuyaochijiwohou，shengpawofanhuiside，yizhenxiaopaopaodiaole。
wodakaidianpu，kaishishoushi。
biaomeiyebangwodasaowuzi。
womenzhengmangzhe，gebihuaquandiandelaoban，yigekanqilaihenshidunhoudedashu，manlianjingedezouleguolai。
kanlekanwomen，dashuchayidewendao：“zheidianpu，gaibuhuishinimenzuxiadeba？”
kandaodashuneiqiguaidebiaoqing，woxinliyigedeng，lianmangyingleshangqu，“shia，shiwozhuxiade，dashu，ninzenmele？nandao，wozheidianpuyoushenmewenti？”
“e……zhei，zheigewobuzhidao，buzhidao……”
dashushensejiqihuangzhangdezhuantoujiuzou。
wohebiaomeimianmianxiangqu，doubuyouhoujilianggufamaoleqilai。
【xinshuburongyide，dajiaduoduozhichi，wangzhanzhichidisanfangqq，weixindengzhijiedenglu，dengluhoudiandianshouzang，tuijianshenmede，yefangbianzhao，qieji，zuimafandebanfa，jiushibaiduanyewenxuewang，zailimianzhaomayiguixiang！】
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